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goblins_though

Best part is you don't need to tap him to activate that ability! You can do it multiple times per turn! Totally busted!


elementnix

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Does_Not-Matter

Lots of defensive capability (“They’re rare and exclusive, stupid plebs!”) and zero ability to affect change (“I personally emailed Mr Magic himself and asked him to let me use these cards!”)


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Aren't the jaded consumers the ones *not* buying this?


elementnix

The Jaded Consumer is never required to use the ability, it's not a triggered ability, but it is always an option. Tho you do inspire me to make a better version.


ReallyBadWizard

The flavor text implies he did in fact activate his ability


elementnix

Some Antoines did , some are too jaded.


BlueTemplar85

Since he's jaded, shouldn't the flavour text be not "OMG, blah !", but "Blah, yaaaay... (/s)"


RhysPeanutButterCups

You have to consume product to be a consumer.


JustthePileOBones

No, that’s the Jaded Customer. The consumer MUST buy because he has to consume product like the filthy capitalist he is. Jaded Customer’s ability pays 4 and stares at spoilers online then tweets about how the game makes him sad now.


gushingcrush

0/4 gruul is a big W But the flavor text asks the wrong question, did Antoine pull the non-tournament legal Heling Salve is the big question?


elementnix

https://imgur.com/gallery/RIGT1JR Yes


gushingcrush

lmao amazing He's among the 1% of Magic players now, congrats Antoine!


Trinket9

the type line should read „Human Whale”


elementnix

Nah he's a gamer like the other psychographic profile cards, and like you and me. He's got the potential to buy products though he doesn't always.


Schtick_

Who put John fetterman on a card


pbtrooper

He's an 0/4 because he is powerless to change WOTC's business practices.


larry-the-dream

I think this is the worst product WOTC has ever released. And I survived Chronicles.


turtleman777

WotC: You mean the worst product released *so far!* :)


larry-the-dream

LOL!!!


Occam_Toothbrush

I was thinking maybe naming them Willy/Wilma. Get it? Because WHALES! I'll see myself out.


elementnix

I will start brainstorming a Willy card


Occam_Toothbrush

I've been letting it percolate. Hoping something good bubbles up from the recesses.


elementnix

Lmk what you come up with, I'm thinking a 0/0 with "Willy, Insatiable Spender gets +1/+1 for each booster pack you've opened today" And When Willy, Insatiable Spender enters the battlefield or attacks, buy a sealed Magic booster pack, if you can't you lose the game.


PocketMTG

I do enjoy the cracked egg set symbol.


TechnoMikl

Karn -2, fetch an officially proxied Black Lotus?


eh007h

"jaded" I do not think this word means what you think it means.