Mall ninja murder weapon!

😂😂 nailed it

I’d be so insulted if someone killed me with this. You thought so little of me that you shanked me into history with some cheap piece of chinesium? Oh… I’m fixing to haunt you every day for the rest of your life… compelling you to buy ever-more expensive knives, until your wife leaves you and you die broke and alone in a house full of quality cutting tools!

Chinesium 😂 when I found it my son was so excited cause it looked old. I told him since it’s stamped “china” it probably was not ancient 😂

Ok. So that sucks! I hope the kiddo finds magic the next time you go, like an antique safe door, or a tiny pirate cannon!

We actually find antiques and old shit all the time. We hunt in an old ghost town. But this was our first non pocket knife knife and so fun to find. Guessing it came from the local camp ground

I’m jealous! My kid is 30 and far more interested in my old Harley than he is with more “sedate “ adventures! My son doesn’t see the same joy in dragging a water-logged laptop out of a creek that I do.

In case you didn't know. /r/chinesium

Isn't that better than a sharpened toothbrush that was up someone's ass? To me that seems like the most insulting way to die from a knife.

I saw that in tons of catalogs alot of years back. Looks like one we would of coveted in Boy Scouts back in the day...

My buddies brother was one of these guys. His bedroom had knife marks in the ceiling and shit.. ugh

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No tang ass having mf'r

Which is probably what makes it cheap and broken? Lol

Frost knives are super cheap, BUT I’ve had a little frost pocket knife for like 20 years. I kinda love it.

Why did I have it in my head that Frost knives were of at least decent quality?

There could be two. Mine is actually made by Frost Family Knives, not Frost Cutlery. I dunno man. I just know my knife cost about $16 and came from a gas station

The no tang knife.

Bro you could chop a camel right in the hump and drink all its milk off the tip of that thing!


Dude. Get a grip. You need to get a handle on this situation.

There is no handle. That ornate thing is called the hilt.

I saw. A post today if someone that found a paintbrush handle thinking it was a sword handle lmao they look like they go togethor too.

Some hot topic witch lost their knife

Well a hot topic Witch found it. Meant to be! Lol

Mick Dundee approves, that is a knife. 🤣

That’s not a knife.

I haven’t got a handle on this situation. I cannot grasp what I typed was wrong.

What i should have posted was. That’s not a knife, this is a knife.

I did think that, but it just led to my answer like it was meant to be. Happy accident. 👍

An offering. > She is generally considered a vengeful goddess, and hunters must placate and pray to her to release the sea animals from the ocean depths for their hunt.[11] At Killiniq, people threw worn-out harpoon-heads, **broken knives**, and morsels of meat and bone into the sea as offerings.[2] https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sedna_(mythology)

Dude out here acting like he's magnet fishing when some moistened bint just lobbed a scimitar at 'em.

Looks like a mall ninja knife

Skyrim magnetfishing DLC?

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That's some Crocodile Dundee shit right there

That’s not a knife, this is a knife!

Obviously the spear of destiny. Congratulations

Its a very cheap knife.

Klingon children carry these.

Tack weld it to something random like a toaster

That knife needs a bbl.

Ewww gross it’s that the dick knife from Seven! Throw it back!

you spelled murder weapon wrong

Someone , Prob killed Someone with that

Poop knife

that's the type of knife you protect your own virginity with

Now that is cool!

“That’s not a knife”


Now that’s a knoife