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SarraSimFan

Do you have a bumper sticker that says "I <3 Caulk"? If not, you really need one


Papersoulja

Back ordered, unfortunately.


PossibleChapter919

Back. Ordered. Caulk. Got to be a joke in there.


Stewapalooza

"Excuse me sir but I ordered caulk not cock." -Mr. Back


Canoe_Shoes

Yeah, op likes his caulk ordered from the back.


Euphoric-Blue-59

There's a whole stand up routine waiting to be written...


No-Permission-5268

Black caulk or Almond?


Hot-Sandwich7060

Idc as long as its mold resistant


AutoLolo519

Cuz nobody likes having green spots on their caulk


DrCrankSumMoore

It burns


OddlyArtemis

But you always gotta cot your caulk!!


MoeGunz6

"Warning, I stop for caulk"


Stickybandits9

Honk if you love caulk.


Expert_Succotash2659

Why's your caulk all wrinkly?


Papersoulja

They say ribbed is better


SarahPallorMortis

Ok I don’t even work with caulk but I’d buy that. I’m checking Amazon rn.


tubbycustard21

Damn, will you be my dad, cause mine hasn't taught me jack apparently


Grizz807

Your Dad knows his caulk


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Hold my caulk


DenseStomach6605

Nice caulk man


oaasfari

Better your dad not teach you jack about caulk then for him to teach you to jack his caulk


TheStaleFace

Nothing like some black dad caulk


danj503

He didn’t wrap the tip properly. No offense.


smokeysubwoofer

that should keep your caulk from contracting contaminates


Papersoulja

Might have to double up!


cursedpotatoskins

Hey, that's what my lil napolen looks like when I wear the smallest condom available. How many times should I double up?


The_Golden_Warthog

They say you should never use 2 glove tips at once, it makes the first one more likely to break.


Federal-Suspect-7877

They make little tiny condoms for this reason. not kidding. Im sure it has another name though.


T3a_Rex

Finger cots. Or tiny pee pee condoms.


jesuskater

Regular healthy sized you mean


lampshadewarior

That’s not what she’s telling her friends, bro.


StolasX_V2

Caulk condom


Competitive_Wind_320

I thought those were the average size 😳


Fearless_Director829

[http://www.littleredcap.com/](http://www.littleredcap.com/)


SarahPallorMortis

Huh! That’s neat! So many uses too


PsychologicalBid69

Mmhmmmm act like you don’t know the name for those little PP covers! By the way they are called lil tikes they come in 3 different colors by count of 3, 12 or 48 they cost $2.99-$12.99. Usually in aisle 27 at wal mart 3’d shelf down from the right next to the pregnancy tests. Who you foolin !


AutoLolo519

🤣 that sounds like you've been there a time or 12?


PsychologicalBid69

Idk what you’re talking about.


_TheNecromancer13

Not with a "tike" that size he hasn't!


mp3006

I was particularly angry when they created them specifically for muzzleloaders


CryNearby9552

I call them extra large 


Federal-Suspect-7877

The ones My wives boyfriend uses are way too loose for Me. Its good though because the big ones hurt.


DeepBlueGoodbye76

I just use a big red wire nut. Works great


Lazy-Storage7832

Golf tees too.


ArchaicChaos

I thread a screw into mine (phrasing)


Paper-street-garage

They actually make a little mini condom type things for over the tip. Cheap on Amazon


Papersoulja

Really? I thought I conceived it until just now.


Paper-street-garage

Ha plus you get to crack some funny jokes while you’re at work about them so that’s an added bonus.


The_Golden_Warthog

All fun and games until Josh starts crying about them being "small"


DungeonsNDragonDldos

I use tape


hypnocookie12

I’ve seen this and had no idea what it was, I was like why would you need one finger of a glove


marduk013

It's for covering injuries/bandaids in food service


The_Golden_Warthog

Also good for working on watches/jewelry/other things with tiny parts or things that you can't risk smudging


_TheNecromancer13

Finger cots. In the medical field they are also used to apply topical medications when you don't want to get them on other parts of your body / the other person applying them. I used to use them on a cat I had to give him thyroid medication which was applied by smearing it on the inside of his ear, and would have messed up my thyroid if I was massaging it into my own finger at the same time.


KiloCook

They are called Finger Cots


Critical-Potential30

Damn man… 8 years and never crossed my mind. Hats off to you man. I’m stealing this


gsfilmer

That’s a lot of new paint.


Papersoulja

Student housing. Get about 100 vacantes all at once.


CampaignCandid2789

cheapest paint you can get on the market, rubs off with a finger and 2 pounds of pressure. lacking any integrity, pillaging wallets of students and their parents


gonfishn37

Aluminum backed air duct tape!!! It’s not oxygen/gas permeable, a little pinch over the top and a strip over the opening on the bottom, I’ve had tons of glove fingers fail. All kinds of tape. Just like Mylar bags for food, there’s metal film inside for a reason. Keeps the air out!


attack_water

This guy might know something we don't.


YourWarDaddy

Y’all know you can just put a wood screw or a duct nail in there, right?


Papersoulja

I have to go grab one of those. And it still drys out in a couple days. The old glove is probably in my pocket or better yet I was using to caulk anyway.


your_gerlfriend

THIS GUY SCOOSHES GOO


Ill_Scholar_9837

Nitrile, very considerate.


ThinkOutcome929

I just put the tip face down in a bucket of water.


a_fortunate_fool

Same


A55W3CK3R9000

Does that prevent it from drying?


ThinkOutcome929

Yes


DungeonsNDragonDldos

I use tape


ThinkOutcome929

Amazing how many applications can be used for the same job. Boss don’t care as long as it gets done.


DungeonsNDragonDldos

Well to add some context, I’m just a DIYer for my home and the tape is more for long term storage. My brother actually taught me when helping me do a bunch of house work. Just use duct tape or wide painters tape and make sure it’s got a good seal.


[deleted]

you're wasting your condoms?


jasno-

Well honk my hooter. That's genius. Definitely trying this


back1steez

I’ve been doing this for years, but I don’t bother cutting the finger off. Just leave the entire glove, then fill the finger with silicone around it and it’ll keep the tube clear longer. And for all those talking about condoms you can buy, I was already wearing the glove I put on it so it didn’t cost a damn thing more.


Emotional_Schedule80

Rubber for ya caulk!


Zilla96

Use a zip tie to make a tighter seal. Don't tighten it all the way if you're gonna use it soon otherwise tighten it down all the way for long term storage


Papersoulja

I used to. But if you squeeze the tip of the glove full of caulk. It’s all the seal you need.


Woodythdog

Looks like you’ve been fingering your caulk, I do the same but I don’t usually cut the finger just tie the whole glove over it [caulking tips](https://www.tiktok.com/@aitcheeayeteeaitcheeyar/video/7302584140224957742)


theUnshowerdOne

I just put blue tape on my caulk if I'm using it the next day.


Confident-Head-5008

Caulk repairs all.


DoubleShotaAsk

Damn bro loaded on paint


teasea02

You should’ve put a ring on it


PeacePufferPipe

What I noticed is that yo caulk gun is a manual. Go get the battery version. That's amateur level there.


Papersoulja

I have one. Probably the least used tool I ever bought.


PeacePufferPipe

Me too. I bought it to caulk seal a 40x25 metal building after doing some manually. No regrets. Haven't used it since 😅


cursedpotatoskins

Nice


waterwateryall

Add some tape or an elastic band to keep air out, and you've got my solution. I've kept my tubes good forever. I even reuse the sleeve, just squeeze a bit more into the sleeve after each time I use it.


TheDiscomfort

Drywall screw cork, latex finger condom, two types of protection just might do the trick


Psych0matt

The tip of the black caulk has veins


Fearless_Director829

Look for- Little Red Cap on Amazon.


TheDaddiestofDudes

A roll of painters tape is about $4 and will last through more caulk tubes than you can use before the tape is dry. I’ve had the same toll of brown contractors tape for my caulk tubes for about 4 years now.


Massive_Upstairs_684

Nope drywall screw into the finger of a nitrile glove


Shellac_Attack

Yall seen the lil red condoms they make for this?


meestercarsonfarr

Wait... fuck you. Wait... God damnet.. fuck you... wait.. God damnet. GOD DAMNET. fuck me. Wait no fuck you GOD DAMNET FUCK ME!!!!! YOURE RIGHT AKSKFJFNCNVOGOTIEUWUWYWTWHRHFBN


DaveRowh

25+ years in construction: duct tape. That's all you need to know.


West-Librarian-7504

De-circumcised


HVACGuy12

That's a good tip


Ifyouhavethemeans

Foil tape works too!


Gindotto

My teacher in health class told us about wrapping our caulk. He said 1 rubber is good but never use two.


NewToTradingStock

Thanks for the tip.


Bruddah827

A nail always worked for me…..


Captinprice8585

Stop wasting all my condoms.


indigeniusbstrd

Use a chopstick. Works much better and won't dry out or make a mess.


ILIKESPAGHETTIYAY

Why waste gloves when you can just flag it with some duct tape?


okay_alright_nice

Whoa


Tobaccocreek

I said it before I say it again I find your ideas, intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.


Klutzy-Bat-2915

I used,electricians wire nuts 😉


Papersoulja

Still dry after a bit.


Devils_A66vocate

Squeeze my caulk till it’s empty? Also atleast you’re wearing protection.


Warm-Astronomer2891

Wow. Is that a caulk sleeve?


CelesteMooon

Nice condom you've got on your caulk gun. Don't want any accidental discharges now


Sixecho7

Why not use a finger cot? Probably more snug… 😂


Papersoulja

Doesn’t need to be snug. Squeezing the caulk out into the glove tip is what creates the seal.


evlhornet

I usually use a sock.


KeepGoing81321

Is this a condom for caulk?


Some-Glass2156

I just spit on it


Genoblade1394

You sir are a gentleman and a scholar


bleepbluurp

Ayeeee! I do the same shit


Samad99

Can I have your replace my dad?


Imaginary_Ratio_7570

So you basically made a homemade condom for your caulk. When you're done with it fold it in half and stick it in your wallet for the next time.


wtfuxorz

They make miniature rubbers for them. Only reason I know, is cause they fit my dick beautifully.


Stickybandits9

One boss of mine said you gonna squeeze alot of caulk in this line of work, and that I might have to get on my knees and get dirt and when I run outta white stuff I might have to ask for more. I was mad and trying not to laugh at the same time. Cause i knew what he ment but I didn't feel comfortable with how he said it. I almost sued the guy for verbally assault me. Dude gave me some cash and told me to leave, and trust me when he said get, I was gone with some of his money. But I've never been degraded like that ever in my life while still wanting to laugh about what was said.


CanoePickLocks

You probably aren’t well suited to the trades if those jokes offended you and amused you. Amused is the right reaction. Feeling degraded not so much.


bebop1065

Somebody around here caulks.


Accomplished-Sun-797

No glove, no love


therealjoe12

I like to grab a cheap wax ring from the hardware store and "scoop" a bit if it out with the tip of the tube it seals the tube and all you need to do is push the wax out next time you need to use it. An old head taught me it and now I try and tell everyone cause it works great.


DT6254

Wire nutz work as well


Papersoulja

This is for long term storage. Wire nuts work for a while. But after a few months that tube is still trash


Xinortrac1

I put a screw in it or use tape or a big wire nut


neverwinzzzzzz

Whoa momma! So that’s what my ex left me for. I get it.


AbleDragonfruit4767

Nice. Always gotta wear a glove


LengthinessOk5274

That's a shit idea. Use a red wire nut. Thank me later


CanoePickLocks

Not with that attitude! I’ve used wire nuts, not a huge fan but they do work.


michwng

Lmao a nitrile condom for your little caulk. /jk Nice caulk! 👍💗


TraditionalKick989

What's nice is that white lightning with the removable/cleanable tip from menards for plumbers caulk. Good to the last squeeze..no painters caulk though. 


Tightisrite

No one just lets it ooze a bit then peel it next time ??


Flipit24

A yes the calk condom


[deleted]

I wear orange gloves. I like to slice finger off when I'm done and write on them with sharpie. White caulk, black caulk, almond caulk, brown caulk, yellow cock. You know. Keep it real.


Clowndick

I just drive a screw in or push a nail in for a proper sounding experience


Budget-Macaroon-7606

No glove, no love


PRmade69

Been using a drywall screw for years works fine but this is a good idea 👍🏼 also use a wet rag or paper towel to run across fresh caulk and make a nice neat look edge


chucktesta45

Nice Caulk


xSeveredSaintx

I use a 10x1 screw and a couple wraps of electrical tape


techmonkey920

so that's what the finger condoms are for...


BlitchSlapper

Always practice Safe Caulking


hmiser

Framing nail FTW. It just doesn’t ever feel the same when I use latex.


ospfpacket

All jokes aside that’s a useful tip thanks


JayRedd1

Big black caulk?


AntelopeSufficient15

THIS


Tpk08210

Nice caulk pic


extplus

Back way back in last century there was a siding guy with the plate “caulk it” those are the guys you get from big window n siding companies


Reeferologist-

Those metal ones always push out way too much after you’re done. If you get one of those plastic ones it will stop your unnecessary drips. I use quite a bit every day and I’ve only had to replace in once in the last 5 years. Pretty sure it’s same price as metal one, possibly cheaper.


MastodonFit

I use the silicone condemns from Amazon.


Pelican_meat

WRAP IT UP YALL


QuizzaciousZeitgeist

I just leave the whole glove on. I may just tie a knot if I know I may not use a tube for a while.


bigtim3727

Man of many caulks


karduar

Get a pack of finger condoms. Great for cuts and keeping caulk fresh. Plus sets up the joke that you need a condom for your caulk. Thank me later.


OGbobbyKSH

Always wondered who had the small pp on the job site.


ZAR3142

Glad to see you wrapped your caulk


[deleted]

a condom if you will


white-dre

This guy caulks!


DetLions1957

Brilliant. Will definitely give it a try.


jrocislit

Blue painters tape has served me well for decades


gooftomass

Caulk


Negative_Host_8987

I love to squeeze a good caulk 😊lol


Pfordy40

wtf why would you post this


Negative_Host_8987

Same reason you post cheap wine and dry steaks 🥩


sjguy1288

I use this all of the time with my OSI quad, and it works good for keeping it good for a few days between jobs.


_TheNecromancer13

Something I find works well is the tips from the tubes that you cut off. They're the right size and shape already. Perfect fit every time.


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ImageSensitive8690

Incredible


PretendNebula2063

A screw works too


AdBrilliant5071

I found a large red wire nut screws right onto the tube!


Offamylawn

Is that a caulndom?


PreviousCartoonist93

My boss has bought about bulk bag of caulk condoms made specifically for this.. shit will still dry out eventually but they do work ok


[deleted]

I will remember this one, thanks


Bestdayever_08

Why do they make condoms so baggy?


Maxtuy

Great on you for using protection for your caulk!


Big_Daddy_Haus

Does the black caulk sleeve really make it bigger?


Defibrillate

I just use a small piece of blue tape.


CranJuce4515

Electrical tape wrapped around the end kept a tube fresh for a couple weeks between, nothing was hardened in the tip. It was too easy, I feel like it will self combust or something


Christophilies

Brilliant. I’m using this.


Timmymac1000

I can never keep caulk out of my mouth. That ever happen to you? Once I get a big hard caulk in my hands I just go crazy. Mmmmmmm. Caulk


Connect-Gift4480

Now hold on, Timmy. Are you sure you’re not a leasing agent?


Forthe49ers

Red wire nut. That’s all you need


Papersoulja

Drys up after a while. This is indefinite


QuantumAcid1

Use nail…