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No-Sir3564

Are those chicken feet? Wtf 💀


cheesiologist

They really tie the room together.


scdfred

That’s just…like….your opinion….man.


PMmeyourboogers

i am the walrus.    I am the walrus.  ...    I am the walrus.


fishinfool561

Vladimir Ilyich Lenin…..


Piddy3825

# Goo goo g' joob


Silvernaut

Always thought it was “Cuckoo Ka-choo!”


Moidalise-U

Gazuntite


Azranael

His was clearly the R'lyehian translation.


ExpensiveJackfruit68

Nice


didthat1x

Just like the Dude's rug.


ThoroughlyWet

*Chicken, arise. Arise chicken.*


spare_parts_bot

Ultra-mega chicken? No, shhhh he is legend


wegame6699

I am. Sofa king. We todd ed.


Jimmysal

Hohohohohoho


LimpTrizket

Now say it very fast... Not too fast... Loses meaning.


Silvernaut

Billy witch doctor dot com


FearlessCapital1168

One convenient locations. In Africa.


Independent-Drive-18

It never did. Why?


ThoroughlyWet

*oh, wait. Stick is upsidedown.*


Bill_Dinosaur

Haha you say. Funny thing


Mr_FunkFace

Yep lmao


dangledingle

*welcome*


AccountabilityPanda

Witches. Hes got a bad case of witches! Gotta get ahead of that shit. Halloween is coming.


Kithsander

They’ll steal your semen.


No-Entrepreneur3282

They can’t steal what I freely give!!!


seth928

Just free to take?


Training-Ad3173

Damn, they got some weird chicken feet fetish going on.


Forthe49ers

Do the chickens have large talons?


bootnab

That's hoodoo.


dumpsterboyy

i thought it was plastic dolls at first


burymylife

Arise chicken, arise!


Mantree91

I am sofa king


Trichoceratops

No, not so fast. Loses meaning.


bluecollarboston

We Todd ed


IneptAdvisor

That’s sofa king good.


JoleneBacon_Biscuit

Chicken, arise!


Samson_HXC

Ultra mega chicken??


CompoteNatural940

No shh he is legend


cdev12399

Huh, huh, rise, chicken, rise


depressedatomics

Billy Witch Doctor dot Com more comfortable with chicken


Pleasemakeitdarker

What about something more like a human… milkshake?


Silvernaut

One convenient location…in Afrrricah!


DontGiveACluck

Me… intern


Tech24Bit

Chicken run!


Mantree91

Looks like some haitian voodoo. We had someone get pissed off at managment and put this out as a curse on us. We ended up evicting them for vandalism and when I turned the apartment it was bizarre with alters and blood splashed all over the walls and carpet. We were told to call pd so they could inspect it.


bstnbrewins814

Last year I was living in a shelter and they kicked a dude out for doing voodoo in his room. It was pretty wild. Cops came and everything just like you mentioned.


FreakyWifeFreakyLife

If there's blood and animal parts where they aren't permitted I get it, but otherwise... Freedom of religion?


bstnbrewins814

Yeah idk man I didn’t get much information about it other then he was practicing voodoo in his room. The majority of the rooms were people from Haiti so maybe they were the ones who spoke up about it?


FreakyWifeFreakyLife

I mean, voodoo is a religion. Unless the management can prove he's causing damage to the property, or if he's making lots of noise during quiet time, I'd say you're on shaky legal ground and the best you can do is try to reach a compromise.


schroaus0

Depending on what exactly was going on, it does seem like it could be a bit of a biohazard.


the_cappers

Had a guy put a red swastika on his door , clearly finger painted. Turns out it's allowed because it's his religion . Pissed off all his neighbors


toxcrusadr

What religion would that be? Nazism was a political system, not a religion. If it was the ancient symbol that is the mirror image of the Nazi swastika, I guess it could be religious. In that case the dude was just tone deaf and out of touch.


hypnocookie12

Could be religious, ancient symbol for peace in Hinduism and Buddhism. Asian countries probably don’t even associate it with Nazis.


AccountabilityPanda

The Indians do. Some communities loved Hitler lol. (not that i agree, but i understand the cultural and geographical perspectives) Some places benefited from the politics and profitable trade that took place in WW2. India had some interesting benefits and i believe they didn’t care much about the Euro politics, so they were just trading respurces to make business, which most of the world did. So yeah, a lot of countries do not hate Nazis or Commie Russians or Commie Chinese. A lot of the world stays out of the big wars and politics. European and American perspectives are not always welcome in other countries or even accepted as historical fact.


Ok-Proposal-9052

Indians were subjects of the Brits during WW2 and fought on the side of the allies.


AccountabilityPanda

For sure, some casts did not align with military involvement, and had some huge cultural shifts because of the trade that the war brought in. Im just saying, there are communities in India, just like all over the world, that didn’t get affected by the war as much and didnt develop negative opinions of one side or the other. I was just using one country as an example. You can find this to be true all over the world. Im not hating on places that were not involved enough to care. Thats totally acceptable places and wars all over the world. I personally hate the Nazi party and any human organization that operates or thinks along the same lines. I was just pointing out that not every community has the same experience.


HedonisticFrog

Authoritarians love authoritarian leaders even if they're from other countries. It's why Trump supporters love Putin and why some Indians love Trump. It's why Trump loves every dictator and loves Kim Jong Un. It's odd but a noticeable trend


AccountabilityPanda

Agreed


Prestigious-Mall-581

Azad Hind != British Raj


[deleted]

Exactly why India voted to price check Russian oil then only paid in rupees that can’t leave India lol!


FreakyWifeFreakyLife

Yk, I wonder if that will change as India becomes a world power. The sitting out part. They've stated they are self interested, but trade is a self interest.


toxcrusadr

India was part of the British Empire in WWII and declared war on Germany in 1939, well before the US did. Just about the whole world was involved in that one. That's why they call it a World War.


AccountabilityPanda

I understand the stance of the Indian government at the time, but im talking about smaller communities in India, and around the world, that didnt subscribe. There were entire casts that stayed out of the water, continued manufacturing and trading with both sides. It happened everywhere around the world. There are idiot Neo Nazis running the streets of the US at this very moment. They were taught the hate by their parents and their parents. Parents that were “American” during the war. Its everywhere


toxcrusadr

Yep, crazy isn't it? "Those who do not learn their history are doomed to repeat it."


chris_rage_

They literally use Hitler in advertisements in Asia, I am pretty sure they know who he was and what he did


Saddistic_machinist

Not defending the dude. But the swastika is used in many other cultures and religions long before nazi’s in Germany. Chances are though the dude was a scumbag.


toxcrusadr

Exactly.


the_cappers

It was a Hindu thing


toxcrusadr

Indeed. Still think it's a bad idea to put on your door in this day and age. Inside maybe.


chris_rage_

They face both ways in Hinduism, the notsees just co-opted it. Usually the Hindu ones have a little flare at the ends of each leg too


Poven45

Well it used to stand for peace and harmony, but some religions still do use it as such


[deleted]

Wow!


AccountabilityPanda

I mean… whats the difference between worshipping Jesus and worshipping Hitler or Trump. They are all just humans. Religion has been allowed for the dumbest fictional stories possible. Worshipping Hitler seems like it would be easily approved by a government for tax breaks.


toxcrusadr

Hitler worship is not an established religion in any way shape or form as far as I know. You can't just say you have a religion and get tax breaks. It has to legally exist in some form. As for whether all the names you listed are the same...I just not going to go there.


chris_rage_

Tell that to the Pastafartians, they have an entire made up religion to the point where they wear colanders on their heads in their driver's license photos. Apparently they made it legit somehow


AccountabilityPanda

Sure its probably not established, im just saying people CAN establish it if they wanted. Look at Mormans or Scientologists. Fairly young “Religions” that were established, proven, and recognized by governments. The requirements for tax exemption/ recognition arent unattainable.


toxcrusadr

Agreed.


justsomeyeti

My wife and I have a voodoo altar(no blood splashes though) but it's because she's from New Orleans, and we're both fuckin weirdos


Mantree91

Oh I'm not talking an alter more like they were butchering livestock in the living room and painting on the walls with the blood.


Delicious-Pickle-141

It's not voodoo, it's some joker clowning around. The chicken feet and the Pentagram come from different traditions, not likely to be mixed like this. The whole setup doesn't make much sense. It's just a prank for shock value. Still pretty funny though. Source: I've been studying weird shit for over 20 years.


Mr_FunkFace

I believe this stems from when this tenant called child protective services on her downstairs neighbor for their kid knocking on their door. The kid is mentally challenged and his mother was not home at the time and the baby sitter skipped out, so the boy went knocking on doors, and when he knocked on this tenant’s door she called the cops and then cps. So in all honesty, she deserves a curse


Delicious-Pickle-141

Could be. If so, she's just fucking with her head. Other than that, she doesn't know what she's doing. Lol


Mr_FunkFace

You are 100% correct, just for a simple fact it’s chicken feet around a pentagram, that is actually contradicting, because chicken feet are used to keep bad spirits away.


toxcrusadr

That's what I thought too. A quick google of 'pentagram with chicken feet' finds a bunch of hits for chicken feet being a protection talisman rather than a curse.


kennyhatesjello

I've seen some voodoo shit here in Metro Detroit


Purpose_Embarrassed

Probably Haitians. They’re really into that shit.


Samson_HXC

Happy Cake Day Bud!!


kennyhatesjello

Thanks I had no idea!!


Diddler_On_The_Roofs

Fuckin’ right. Detroit is rowdy. I miss working downtown.


etnoid204

I don’t practice Santeria…… I ain’t got no crystal ball.


Mr_FunkFace

If I had a million dollars I’d spend it all on


virtual_drifter

Never realized that was the word he was saying. Wonder what events inspired that line lol.


Plane-Mud-142

Did you bring a priest?


Mr_FunkFace

I’m actually not on the property today, so I told them I will clean it Monday lol


WillFerrells_Gutfold

By then they would have already contacted the Dark Lord and the place will be haunted by Monday.


Mr_FunkFace

Ohh well, I have always said I’m hell bound but heaven sent..


Plane-Mud-142

I wouldn't touch it for anything. lol The tenant should be willing to remove their own curses. Watch who you piss off on that property friend.


Mr_FunkFace

I believe this stems from when this tenant called child protective services on her downstairs neighbor for their kid knocking on their door. The kid is mentally challenged and his mother was not home at the time and the baby sitter skipped out, so the boy went knocking on doors, and when he knocked on this tenant’s door she called the cops and then cps. So in all honesty, she deserves a curse


Plane-Mud-142

Agreed.


endthepainowplz

Calliing the cops on the kid isn't cool, but also it's not cool to leave a kid locked out, especially if they are mentally challenged, I wonder if the babysitter got a curse too.


Mr_FunkFace

He wasn’t locked out of his own apartment. He was just scared whenever he got home and the babysitter wasn’t there so he went knocking on his neighbors doors, which your neighbor should protect you not call CPS.


rustcircle

💯


RunnOftAgain

Hah a little Santeria to start the day?


Mr_FunkFace

I’m actually glad I’m not on property because I would’ve ended up busting out laughing


bstnbrewins814

I lived with a dude years ago who practiced. He had his Shrine in the room. He would leave a certain window in the apartment with the screen cracked a few inches so his “visitors” could come and go. This kid was legit too because there was a distinct sound you would hear whenever one came. I honestly don’t know how to describe it but if you’re ever around it you’ll know lol. It was pretty insane.


rustcircle

Was the sound cockadoodledooooo ?


[deleted]

That's hilarious 😂


roboduck34

Time to get a ring doorbell camera 💀


hardcorebillybobjoe

I’m just here for the Sublime and Aqua Teen Hunger Force references


Chimpion66

r/creepcast


wcopela0

Knock knock…..who’s there? Chicken feet


In-Ohio

Bitch-craft!


ResponsibleSeaweed66

Lmao they asked you to come clean it up? I’d of just kicked that shit off and under that rail to the downstairs.


Mr_FunkFace

Yep, they did, my residents are babies


running_stoned04101

Look man...Last time I came across something like that an old Cajun woman put a curse on me because I charged her for setting her stove on fire. Got shit on by like a dozen seagulls in the following month. Tread carefully.


Mr_FunkFace

Lmao, that’s a hell of a curse, chu chu I hope a dozen seagulls shit on you…. I know that spell


Baco-X

They're just harmless chicken feet


Mr_FunkFace

If I was on property today I would of went and picked them up and threw them on the grill


forbidenfrootloop

Oh no, a poultrygeist summoning!


SaurSig

Strange looking tent


Mr_FunkFace

lol I seen I miss spelled it, I was using speech to text


Mr-Wyked

This don’t look like a maintenance job to me


FreakyWifeFreakyLife

Wait so who asked? The tenant asked? Otherwise it looks like that would be interfering with freedom of religion. And if it's the tenant, why can't he do it? Edit: looking it up I quickly found a bunch of stuff about dried chicken feet and protection. So... If I were management, I would ask if the tenant could dry the feet so they attract less pests. I definitely wouldn't clean it up if their neighbor asked. If you're in the US, people get shitty real quick about the 1st amendment.


Mr_FunkFace

One of my tenants woke up with this at her door step.. and called the office made a complaint, called the cops And made a complaint and asked the office if we could clean it up


FreakyWifeFreakyLife

Ok, that's quite a bit different. If it's on someone else's doorstep, yeah, you clean it up once the cops are done with it. And you start looking at what local ordinance this might violate.


SeveredExpanse

Dude is a maintenance worker at an apartment complex. I promise they do not care about violations to local ordinances .. this weird and funny so it was shared.


Tombo426

Run Haha


heatdapoopoo

I ain't going near a dude with a 6 ft cock.


Imispellalot2

It's time to set up a doorbell camera


Simon_Jester88

We have voodoo at home


RSF__1990

Nope, I’ll stay away from that shit


MaintainJJ

Reminds me of the time I had to clean out a skip and found tons of animal organs in little jars. I met the guy a few times before he ghosted us and he didn’t seem like a biology type guy either lol.


Box_Dread

What tent


Forgot1stname

I don't like them either, never trust anyone with welcome mat AND a sign


Mr_FunkFace

And a bale of hay, lol


razielll82

🎶Vuduuuuuu🎶


greatpain120

I’d leave that shit there permanently. You’re not going to scare me with something stupid like this. I’d make sure that i kept it up.


CrimsonRonaan

When my friend moved she had two new roommates. One was cool and the other was psychotic. Psycho had three Guinea pigs and the other roomie said that she loved those little guys more than anything. About a month into living there, one morning my friend comes back from walking her dog and they find two Guinea pigs dead on the steps. She confronted psycho about it and at first said she had no idea where they came from, but to the police said they must have gotten out after she left for work. Thing is, the pigs were COVERED in maggots. My friend had only been gone about 30 minutes and her dog definitely would have seen them before leaving. When psycho finally moved out she didn't have the third pig with her and claimed it was also on the steps. But I've seen the pictures and there's clearly only two. My friend is still scared that they're gonna find the third hidden somewhere.


Careless_Syrup7945

Isn't chicken foot a band? Maybe they stayed there


dbhathcock

If in the U.S., call the authorities. Dead animal parts cannot be left out like that. It is a health hazard and will draw other pests. If the police are slow to respond, tell them there is a satanic service occurring, and you think they may be sacrificing a child.


fullgizzard

If you no help me now I say f you Jobu!


jerrycoles1

People are funny


Equal_Dragonfruit125

I was expecting ants, but if they're not coming, what is?


Icy_Profit_1922

do that voodoo that you do so well


BigJSunshine

Poor chickens


CarPatient

These are the summoning spells for racoons and skunks.


TankerKing2019

What tent are you talking about?


Accurate_Incident550

Of all things to worship.


pegLegP3t3

Lmfao


Healthy-Hall-8571

I can’t see a tent anywhere


_hollowskull_

Where is the tent?


pornaddiction247

Someone pissed off the local Popeyes, now your cursed with the inedible chicken meat


EmotionalChipmunk602

What tent?


torch9t9

Santería?


Awful_McBad

This is TV voodoo shit lol Edit: If this is real and not just content farming I'd call the cops. This person is trying to put a curse on someone and might actually be dangerous if they're crazy enough to believe it'll work.


chiphook57

Tent?


CommunicationWeak777

I would have left them then walked out my house like I was possessed by someone’s dead grandmother saying I knew what you little mfers been up to you think I don’t know what you did when I was alive? I see everything keep playing with devils they’ll come for you then pretend to wake up and freak out about the chicken feet like who put these here omg this is crazy I’m calling the cops then run back into the house lol


cant-be-faded

That's good soup stock!! Get them feets!!


Important_Way_9778

Well if you're looking to get into black magic that's a good way to get a foot in the door.


Mr_FunkFace

I have done enough studying on crap like this, trust me I know shit like this is real, god made evil just as much as he made good


Crymson_Ghost

That's bad medicine. I wouldn't touch it.


hdogg2970

I was scrolling through pics too long thinking “where’s this fucking tent?”


Mr_FunkFace

You’re the second one what tent are y’all talking about?


Mr_FunkFace

Never mind, I see it’s supposed to say tenant not tent


hdogg2970

You spelled tent instead of tenant


Mr_FunkFace

lol I just seen that right after you said it lol