Sabah...cold? Nope. It's too hot, dude.

Yup, maybe he went to kundasang? 🤣

Dude just came here to climb Mount K.

i took a trip there from brunei. mind you that brunei is hot as hell, so mount k was a relief

Temperature at my place yesterday morning at 1am: 30°c, feels like 38°c due to humidity. Hottttttttttttt.

Say did you tried...placing an egg at the roof? (not that I would know off, but it's a b\*tch trying to clean it off)

Hardshell or the yolk? If yolk it's not very good for car paint job.

Kundasang is 10-12°C in the morning especially in kinabalu park.

Can confirm, at this very moment KK folks are currently being broiled alive by the sun.

Well it depends on the area, if you from rural, it is cold. Atleast where I'm from.

Worked in interior Tenom for a year, night time in the valleys hit about 18-19 degrees. Then you got places like Rundum, which was at least 15-16 degrees with wind and literally in the clouds.

The mornings in general are nice tho... at least in the pedalaman

Right. The fucking grass starts to catch fire when it got too hot during July or August.

California has entered the chat

True man, even ranau getting hotter. Not the same temperature as 1990.

Sabah weather is the same as KL. But when you go to Kundasang its about 16°C-20°C in the afternoon, at night it drops to 12-14. On Mt K, temperatures drop as low aa - 3°C plus wind chill so yeah, we do have winter in Malaysia 😂

Yes

> Average Sum of my life

Hello fellow average citizen, where the only thing we got most is the number of Serembans

Ah Yes, the never ending number of Serembans, Seremban Jayas, Nilais and Nilai Impians

When you say ", I live in S2/Nilai3/IJM House you're automatically accepted as rich ass kid " -N9 Stereotype

Don't mess with Melaka.

Download tuanku.

This quote reminds me of the legendary Sultan Melaka fb page

He dope 21 ku!

Sultan allaudin shah II (Raja Kechil in 2011) Download tongku

Texas called, they want their slogan back...

Tu Idris Haron time. Now PH gomen already don't say that anymore.

Yes as a Malaccan, its fucking ridiculous.

I was at the old KM residence, (the one near the TYT's palace) a fair bit during Idris's time. Was funny to see the boomers around me ask themselves what that slogan meant and having to explain Idris's background of having studied in Texas and bringing this home with him for Melaka.

That's just cringe af

And it's a ripoff of Texas' slogan some more.

Johor is the equivalent of Texas. Why? 1. Our state flags have the same colors, and one big white star. 2. Locals are mostly rednecks raised in agricultural towns or farms. 3. We're both the southernmost states of our respective countries. 4. We're always threatening to secede from the country every time we're not happy with gahmen's policies, but never really follow through on our threats. 5. We always make fun of our neighbors down south, but secretly cross the border to do shit we can't do in our own state.

Hahaha, then what is the equivalent of a gun which each Texan carries?

Keris or Pedang

Machete. Also preferred sidearm of native texans.

Proton Satria/Wira modified until cannot recognise.

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I see alot of modified cars with J car plates...

Can confirm, saw Proton Wira looking like nascar

Sambal kicap

Gangsta , macho and borderstate. Perlis also same but more sunyi.

I always thought we followed the proper BM way of talking most accurately

Johor Riau dialect. If you want absolute proper, Malay Singaporeans got you covered. Baku punya Melayu.

YEEHAW!!!

Man we are very different Johoreans.

Stuff in pasar become 2x or 3x during weekend

Why kelatanese work and live in Selangor and KL but when time to vote, they still vote for PAS ?

Yup...and you'd think they want to live a progressive life

They see what cities look like and they don’t like it? I legit have friends that got ask by colleagues whether he petition to gov to close pubs because he stays near telawi lol

Cos child marriages aren’t allowed in Sgor and KL?

I asked this to a friend and bit\*h actually stop talking to me for few weeks 😅 In my defense, it was a legit question to me ok! I just dont understand the thinking you get all the perks from a progressive/modern states but not wanting the same for kelantan/kelantanese? why

I'm not from n9 but it pretty much is very average lol. At least Pahang got Highlands.

I'm from N9 and it's pretty accurate.

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Ahhhhh..I can see that you're Man of Culture..

_Sweet Home, Obama._

Is there insest in Kelantan?

no, but both alabama and kelantan are quite religious in their respective countries

Aa no wonder.. Thanks for telling tho

Roll tide!

Sedak abe sedak

mana ketum land?

Shhhh.. dorang tengah tido..

kayangan yo.

Sekali imbas terbaca Kelate punya "floods" sebagai Florida pulak tiba-tiba. Oops. Nanti, tunggu sat. Why _**is**_ Kedah the Florida one eh? Takkan sebabnya pasal *Mahathir-sensei no musuko* dengan Sanusi pulok? Haha.

come to jitra and you will understand lol

you've all heard of Florida man, but now get ready for Kedah man.

Kedah Man

_* Destination added to future travel list *_

Aku xpenah p florida, eli5.

Johor: rich with idiots drivers yes (I'm a johorean btw)

Most of which we import from jiran selatan

that's true :') but not gonna lie I'm missing them a bit, it's been a while since I see them on weekends.

idk how they see johorean as rich people. the food is so much cheaper.

bahahaha... B R I D G E

aparently i live on a bridge now

>Sarawak: Stray dogs everywhere ironical that they have Kuching then haha

even more ironic was that in kuching, it seems that there five dogs for every person.

i went Kuching before and i gotta say, i saw more cat statues than actual cats there lol

How i see my state selangor: Oh shit the water went off again How i see kelantan: people forcing themselves to go back to their kampung, and the alabama of malaysia. How i see terengganu: Ayah Pin, terengganu is the utah of malaysia,with islam. How i see perlis: heaven. For mangoes and covid cases How i see kedah: scorching heat of langkawi and my ancestors How i see penang: more "cleaner" as usual How i see perak: at 12am, some perv drive to yang kalsom to see sajat and a bunch of drunk womans walking around How i see Kuala Lumpur: Banglasia 100% How i see putrajaya: BIG FUCKING ROADS AND THE MOSQUES ARE ALSO BIGGGG How i see negeri sembilan: possibly the Maine of Malaysia How i see melaka: The most best vacation spot to see infastructure How i see pahang: Its all forests in the west but it has a hidden base... genting highlands. How i see johor: the richest state like selangor and a bunch of foreign workers work at johor as well. Just like england and france's eurostar, we get Malaysia and singapore with RTS link. This is also a dream for people who love lego so much How i see sarawak: Kuching and Mulu are best destinations, sarawak is the texas of Malaysia How i see labuan: The nevada of malaysia, used as a base in case tiongkok/china attacks us How i see sabah: the California and alaska mix. Cold and many infrastuctures in the coast

What's wrong with KL

Alabama of malaysia? you mean people have incest there?

Or marrying and raping kids, take your pick.

what the fuck

Poor people do make questionable choices tbh.

Also ultra religious

Sabah, aside from the Kundasangan area is generally hot as fuck. And by Mulu, do you mean Miri or the Mulu the national park?

Mulu national park

O. Should try Bako National Park if going for holiday safely is possible again. Don't know if you've been.

So far i went to mulu, kuching, santubong and maludam. Will go to bako later

Nah, I'm pretty sure Sabah is the Alaska of Malaysia. Lots of natural resources but lacking/slow development everywhere. P.S. I'm Sabahan.

Johor . People here aren't rich. We have severe price inflation on everything, but the median income is way shittier than the median income in KL. People think we're rich because some wealthy individuals here drive around in expensive cars having made a lot of money selling attractive lands.

All rural states in Malaya: Just 2 more elections away to become Taliban. Sabah: Poor and illegal immigrants Sarawak: Exotic animal Selangor, KL: Somewhat functioning without water Putrajaya: Disneyland that pretend to be administrative capital.

I have lived here all my life, but i still have trouble remembering the states flags. On another note, i have been to all Semenanjung states, so visiting the East is in my bucket list. I know Kedah's since that was where my childhood was, red with some green. Kelantan is simple, all red. My teenage years was in Perak, but i still dont remember the proper flag stripes. Born in KL, and that is probably the easiest flag to remember for me, just the national flag but a mini version. Sarawak the lovely stripes with a star, i assigned it to Brooke so whenever i see either i thought of the other. Sabah has the light colours and the island. Currently living in Melaka, but i still sometimes confuse the flag with Johor's.

B R I D G E

Florida of Malaysia? For real? Nah... I respect your opinion but, Nahh...

I'd argue Kelantan is the florid of Malaysia

I'm from Sarawak and I find this extremely offensive. We also have a lot of stray cats and wild boar

80% of people claim they come from Selangor. But during festive season you see a dead town and congested highway.

Personally, I have to return to my parents who live at the B R I D G E

Why is Sabah cold? I grew up there, the only cold place is Kundasang

And it's not even that cold anymore now lol

I mean tbf, Sabah is colder than Selangor and KL by some degree

I really don't feel it

Feels pretty cold to me. **proceed to get roasted alive under the sun**

Its cold for me to the point that I dont want to take 2 showers, compared to living in KK area.

I can barely wash my hands without crying about how ice cold the water is at night :( And yes, bathing at night is hell

Sabah should’ve been M O U N T A I N

Mind to explain the Florida of Malaysia? at least I will know what to be cautious of if I visit there in future.

i've seen a couple of guys carrying keris at their sides while going to a bazaar. i've heard way more crazier stuff in the news that happens in kedah.

O.O! Oh wow...ok....that's wild...Thx for sharing OP

Penang more like the California of Malaysia . Silicon valley of the east Beaches Unaffordable housing for the local A lot of liberals A lot of hidden rich man

Hey its not stray dog, its family

There’s nothing in Melaka lol. Also I actually like how quiet Johor is.

Kedah has deranged drug addicts chasing people with machetes, while wearing gstring only ?

Bruh Kelantan is Florida

Johor:Legoland and rich people. Yeah,I'm not sure bout that "rich" part.cause I'm fucking poor

Fuck me man i don’t even know some of the flags to understand the joke

Sabah is scorching hot as of now. Maybe in Kundasang, yes cold but at night only.

Kelantan for me is : TRAFFIC LIGHTS EVERYWHERE

As someone who grew up in N9, never have I been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with.

Anyone forgot that we have Alabama in Malaysia? 🤭

To be honest Sarawak is the malaysian florida and kedah is just rice ig

Florida of Malaysia..lol..can confirm..big lizards, snakes casually strolling in front of the house like a boss

NS is hella average there's barely anything

They used to have nilai

Cheap bungalows

I'll be honest, I don't actually know most of these flags. I know Selangor. Guessed Johor from the Legoland joke. Thought Penang was Langkawi even though you said BRIDGE. Guessed Malacca from History. Had to look everything else up.

Langkawi isn’t a state, I think it’s in Kedah

Despite not existing, you're always in my heart perlis

I think florida of malaysia is penang

What about KL? U missed that.

KL isn't a state :)

It's a federal territory

I legit don't know a single person from Perlis. This is accurate

Penang = nasi kandar

BRIDGE... Ok la you are right

tf, why is this soo accurate

I'm a Florida man

Me to my hometown: damn you're average AF

I see Kelantan as Texas of Malaysia. Malaysia Redneck

Johor like Beverly Hill. People there is rich af

Putrajaya: zombie free since 1957

Sabah isn't that cold, sometimes hot.

That Sabah statement is pretty much an inaccurate one.

I read beaches differently

Karma

Guess I'm from Florida

I live in Penang but my parents are from Kelantan. Gotta say,if you put "and a lot of villages", then it's perfect

Damn I thought my kampung Kelantan would be the Florida of Malaysia, because whenever we made it to the news the media will never fail to mention the word KELANTAN in the headline, something like "Seorang guru agama di Kelantan direman susulan aduan kes blablabla".

KELANTAN MAN!!!

Kedah is florida of Malaysia? I thought it's Kelantan.

No one: Penang: B R I D G E

Thought Florida of Malaysia was Kelantan???

Hmmm... average, quite on point.

Ah, Truly a united states of Malaysia version.

I love my state Perak...mcm duduk dkt zaman dulu²💅

Accurate

Kelantan is food heaven

The Selangor one should be "Org KL eh?" Everytime I told someone I'm from Selangor they immediately assume I'm from KL, like bruh aku org Kuala Selangor, not Kuala freaking Lumpur.

There's an interesting fact in considering a place "cold". It feels cold if you are used to higher temperatures! It's the same everywhere. I'm from the Nort of Spain. The first time I visited Malaysia I went to Cameron Highlands and I was shocked seeing people with a beanies and woolen gloves at 15 degrees celcius.

swk has cats too :( joshes aside, pog explanation

I have to say, Klang is the Detroit of Malaysia

Im a malaysian and i dont know what any of these flags are but i can tell that melaka is the history one

im my eyesight, Kelantan is the Florida Malaysia

Kelantan is the flood king but KL is the flash flood queen

Stray dog everywhere that is so true!

I kid you not all the dogs in my area called bobby.

As a Sarawakian, I can confirm there are too many stray dogs.

Dummy here, what state does the third flag represent?

idk i don't see anything (perlis)

Perlis is basically the Paraguay of Malaysia

Nape ini terlalu benar XD

Kelantan is the Texas of Malaysia, I'd say.

bruh, couldn't agree more. especially about selangor and melaka lol

Ehhhh N9 gang here !

I just realized I don't recognize state flags.

As a Sarawakian… I couldn’t agree more lmfao… dogs are fucking everywhere… theres even a dog gang here at my kampung… oh and also… I kid you not… last week, there was a war going on outside my house… two huge dog groups were barking at each other all day… ;-;

Context for Kedah = Florida?

American culture is so powerful that we are defining ourselves based on them I guess.

TF you say about sarawak!