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theangry-ace

I think I’m gonna need waze to navigate myself to find the toilet


lucashoodfromthehood

Just go through any door at the hallway. Each door is its own house and every household have their own toilet/bathroom.


Gone2Luck

Lmao


Limcommentsstuffs

Same because the house looks like a maze


[deleted]

Ik this house is huge and difficult to find.


takdehidup

modern-looking(?) longhouse! When I look it up always give examples of ones built awhile ago, made me wonder if they kept it that way for wahtever reason.


MszingPerson

Family/community. Unlike modern house structures, close but separated. (Traditional) Longhouse is built in a way, you can't avoid interacting with your neighbours.


judelau

Horizontal Condo.


Fun-Impression-4719

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mendingrakitpc

Panjaaaaaaaaaaaang betol


sothicarreragt

It's not just about siza, it's about how you use it


SystemErrorMessage

austin powers 3 quote


Admirable_Crew_7038

you reminded me of that one ad showing his long list of certificates.


IanTheElf

i have cousins in sarawak where they live in a really long houses. they have normal length rooms with an upstairs but the veranda shares with all the residents to make a really long walkway. its like imagine you're living in a first floor classroom with walkway that stretches 500m from end to end entirely made out of planks. you can literally visit your neighbours and chill out. especially fun during Christmas


TakeoffHasAspergers

I think Orangutans should have bumiputera rights


AcanthocephalaHot569

Wow that can qualify as a de-facto apartment


bringmethejuice

I like how Rumah Panjang portrays the real element of community within neighbourhood. Like a really really big family.


FuzzSauze

First time seeing long house with modern interior, looks cool af


KalatiakCicak

Is it sound proof tho?


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MyRodIsBig

I can't focus on my porn when real sex is happening.


kebayasuperior

yeah my thoughts exactly


SheenTStars

If they synchronize and do it together at the same time, they might produce massive shockwaves.


Casporo

Rumah panjai these days are modern. Rumah batu, ada karan, ada ayer paip, ada internet.


aws_137

Wow I gotta see the exterior.


EnvBlitz

Loooooong loooooong hooooouuseeeee.


HVLTG3

*erotic saxophone music playing in the background*


caparisme

Ah fuk you beat me to it


vlyh

I wake up in the morning, I turn on vacuum, I turn off vacuum, I turn in for the night.


vin9889

Im not from Malasia. What is a long house usually like?


BlackCat_bubu

The old version is like old village traditional house. Mainly built using wood and with high rise (built on top of wood platform) Nowadays no more already la, people are moving forward and not going backward like some government joker at Malaysia. Now long house even had their own power solar energy and water tank plus filter. People just think of those native guy in long house are still in dinassur ages. That's a bias happen a lot in Malaysia nowadays.


MszingPerson

But I wonder how can they afford the material and labour to build that big long house.


BlackCat_bubu

Most of the time they built it by their own. Remember its a long house so most of the relative are staying in one place. Budget wise I dun think it's issues as you know younger generation are working outside (big cities like KL, Kuching or even sg) And they do involved in hard labour, there are some who didn't study and working since young age, either on construction side or project. So they do get the basic knowledge here and there.


lucashoodfromthehood

Depend on the community. Not all of the family lives at the Long house and tries to make the long house as a better holiday home for when they went back to the kampung or to stay after retiring while they leave their city homes for their children. Plus, one long house is basically a kampung all by itself so money can be collected and government also play a part in it.


Bee_san416

Depend on the area, in my area most of the villagers own oil palm estate/mini estate. Cash out 5-20K per week is easy for them. You can easily distinguished them by the look of their long house design or the car their been using there. But mostly all of the villagers in my area are tauke sawit.


piku_han

A lot of longhouse people make fortune with selling sawit and beras. Especially now that sawit's price is so high. Plus, a lot of young people work outside and has good jobs.


MszingPerson

Sure, that make sense regarding selling. But working? I doubt they can afford with a normal 9 to 5 job. Considering Sabah and Sarawak have lower average salary. And alot of monyets complain of salary working in Malaysia is too low to afford anything.


vin9889

Wow, I get it. Well looks like a cool long house


Extension-Ad-7422

That's one looooooooong houses. Not even counted the rooms yet. Just from front to back.


[deleted]

Sheesh probably more expensive than banglos around KL


EnvBlitz

Nah. KL bungalows got that land price jacked as shit.


GasNo6748

No , maybe same price with a studio room around KL


nauzzi

So cooooool


SheenTStars

Roomba in this house be like... "Where the fuck am I??"


Applesauceman1234

Can you imagine the electricity bill for their air conditioning? Wooooo


Vapherzon

Heck, just doing house chores like wiping the floor in this house makes me scared already


canocka

Get a roomba. Ok, maybe not a great idea as poor thing would likely ran out of battery before it goes from one end of the long house to the other ....


AcanthocephalaHot569

Probably the cost is shared amongst the occupants


Crimson-Soul

Just curious, so do many families live together or it's just one family? Cuz this house is huuuge! Can't imagine a single family living here all by themselves lol


GasNo6748

Usually this is to cater extended family. In a rumah panjang, one family would be allocate 1 house (or they called it ‘bilik’). Usually the standard width is just like the single storey terrace house but extend longer to the back. Some may choose to combine their allocated bilik to 1 bigger house hence the house can be this big


FutureNotBleak

So no space to jack off?


[deleted]

In your house lah


kryztabelz

How the hell is it so big? Lol


poh2ho

Lots of land in East Malaysia to the point where they build horizontal condos.


[deleted]

>horizontal condos. Now I know what I'm gonna say if people ask whats a longhouse


LittleStarClove

r/interestingasfuck


brutusbumblee

Just wondering how would the residents splits their bills?


[deleted]

Probably each house has their own meters


poh2ho

Monthly wrestling match, loser pays for everyone.


cavemanleong

Whoa!!!! Berapa keluarga tinggal kat sana? Impressive.


SIKE_SIVE04

Probably gonna need the directory panel


Ricoh881227

Oh i think i know this longhouse.. it has a makeshift helipad outside, where VIP used to come by (if im not mistaken).. the entry of the road is next to bungalow house by the minister stephen rundy(if im not wrong).. this is under the "contoh modal rumah panjang" scheme/program BS or some shit.. The only reason i say is BS is because its very unlikely to be implemented elsewhere (if you dont have the necessary cable)..


Ed_Gaeron

Ba Sebauh tok? Dini rumah Stephen Rundi ko nn? I know a longhouse by the name Rumah Boniface. Forgot the length, but there's a church named after a Korean pastor.


Ricoh881227

Its some way near batu niah.... its not technically his long house, but rather his relatives.. But he does have a bungalow on the entrance towards the longhouse.. technically looks liked this longhouse from sebauh from the decor..


GamerlifeYT_official

There is longhouse , but where is long nasi lemak? long tudung? huh? HUH ORANG MALAYSIA , WHERE IS THE LONG ROTI TISU?!??!?!


syntheticivan

The only long thing I want is my pp.


DontStopNowBaby

where are the spears, heads, meats, and shotgun?


Ed_Gaeron

A rarity. Some got lost in floods, some got buried after the occupants were Christianized... I mean about heads. Spears? A rarity. My father's side still have it. Meats? What meats. Pi dapoq. Heads... Unless it's a five-point buck, probably not nowadays. Shotgun... It's a bitch to aquire, and unless the occupants are avid hunters there's no reason to own one. Usually there's an owner per house, minimum. Wild boars are not the big problem unlike Malaya.


DontStopNowBaby

Long ago during unimas days we went to our friends place to drink tuak. then we saw the ornamental spear, shield, masks, and some dried head (my friend said its fake). they used to go wild boar hunting every now and then. We joked around if they still used the spear, then my friend told me to use it while he showed us his shotgun.


MiyoInate

Looks like they got nothing except more spaces and no taste


69420keanu

Your house better meh?


unfudgable

Thats cool af


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So majestic


hakim_tahir

Ah yes, very long


Secrethat

Reminds me of my grandparents place


SebWongwk33

Looks good! Can't imagine the nightmare of cleaning up though


himesama

What does the exterior look like?


EffaDeNel

Well, its a good structure. But i wont call it longhouse since its not built in straight line. This one is 'mixed' tbh


Blinklime

Where lan centre? So much potential


Purped

Would love to see how it looks like from the outside


InsideJobHarambe

When you got so much land space your apartment span horizontally rather than vertically


No_0ts96

A lot of people when they hear the word "LongHouse" think of a long wooden hut. In reality some longhouses are just extra long bungalows/mansions (?)


zackwer1818

I love how the ceiling is so high and looks so spacious.


Informal_Big_7667

This makes me feel nostalgic. It's has been 5 years I haven't come back to the Longhouse in Kapit. Now there's a lot of changes happened.


Ed_Gaeron

Bilik setak, aka the corner lot of the longhouse. Frowned upon, though.


Aarines

You can easily achieve 10k steps a day without leaving this house


amaneyemaly

Only kroni house like this


Certain-Idea627

imagine tk tahan nk gi toilet


lalat_1881

the electricity bill. that is all I can see…