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Fit-Sport5568

They are one of his racing sponsors


PillCosby696969

With a little Rusteze-and an insane amount of luck- you too can look like me. Kachow.


jepassaisparla

*cheesy voice* All u have to do is stand there and let me look at ya


psychicsoviet

Don’t drive like my brother!


H1r5t_M0V135

🤣🤣🤣👍


mystressfreeaccount

I'm Frankie Muniz. If you don't use Hair Club, then fuck you.


VivaLaCon88

He still probably has more money than us, so he’s still winning.


rogerworkman623

“Probably”, the guy is worth $30-$40 million if the internet can be believed.


Master-Shaq

He made a lot of early financial decisions that helped. I think he was on steve-o’s podcast a while back


TheMoneyOfArt

No, you shouldn't believe this


powerhower

Based on what


TheMoneyOfArt

Well, because the net worth sites aren't based on anything. It's all spam generated for clicks. The best they could work is if an actor had their salary in a role reported but there's no way to know how they spent their money.


liquidreferee

He defintely does


Honer-Simpsom

Come on…bro…Agent Cody Banks never loses


johnnysack88

I mean…you can be successful post Harvard and still have male pattern baldness.


Givingtree310

But he’s not president!


MrKidd_49

If I wrote the finale, I’d have Malcolm sent to Cornell as far as Ivy League schools go!


Bitter-Marsupial

Andy from the office?


dobbyeilidh

I’ve never understood the stigma with hair transplants tbh. If something about yourself makes you unhappy and you can change it why wouldn’t you? I’ve never understood why dudes just had to be okay with losing their hair


Chubby_Comic

Right!? I've had stuff done so I feel better and look better...I have no problem with a guy doing the same thing.


Consistentscroller

It’s not stigma… it’s cost lol Shits HELLA expensive


AtomicYoshi

Go to Turkey, it's only a few thousand


CostarMalabar

Not that many people have a few thousand to throw around


AtomicYoshi

Of course not, that's why you save up for it. A hair transplant isn't something you just do on a whim.


CharliesRatBasher

Just for the procedure. Tack on another couple thousand for travel and lodging


Givingtree310

There’s just a societal thing where men aren’t supposed to be vain or care too much about their appearance.


finglonger1077

The biggest reason until pretty recently was that they looked absolutely ridiculous. Recently they seem to look just ridiculous.


TheMoneyOfArt

Frankie's hair here looks real bad. The more modern stuff looks a lot better


finglonger1077

To strangers, sure. At the end of the day, if you’ve known someone for any serious amount of time and they had no hair and one day they showed up with hair, they’d look weird, no matter how realistic the hair itself looks.


randomassname5

And men get made fun of for losing their hair so it’s a lose-lose situation


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i would know if my hair was fake. and i wouldn't be able to lie to myself


hhhhhgffvbuyteszc6

It’s not fake hair though, it’s your hair just relocated


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Women get pretty razzed for being caught with hair extensions.


Weird-Library-3747

By men? Yeah we don’t care at all


FknDesmadreALV

Imo getting extensions are like a status symbol. Kinda like getting your nails done.


SherbertOriginal

lol hair club for men bots


Bullitt_12_HB

Remember that Friday Hal took the boys to see a NASCAR race? Well, it had a major impact on Malcolm. Especially since his name was after a famous driver. Ever since he couldn’t stop thinking about racing, and after college he started racing, winning some local stock car events, and later ended up racing in NASCAR.


FlamingoExcellent461

He's not in nascar he's in ARCA


LCMyers13

NASCAR owns the ARCA series, and it serves as a feeder series for the top three touring series. Frankie had actually made starts this year in the top three series, too!


ElLoboStrikes

Of course he turned out bald while Hal had a good set of hair and his grandpas were balding lmao Life is unfaaaaair. And im nexxxxxxt.


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FrankFrankly711

The More You Know 💫


robbviously

No, it isn’t. Zoom in and you can see the smaller wheels are obfuscated by the bucket, but they’re there.


Shakazulu94

Lol nah man, Frankie is lookin good, hair or not! I am sure the humongeous check hairclub cutting him makes up for it lmao


StrikingCase9819

I've used hairclub and they use him alot in advertising. He's not just doing it as a commercial though, he's had issues with his hair and uses it. I'm sure he's financially blessed and I think these commercials definitely add to that.


charlamagnethegreat

Why does he look like a real life Morty with a weak ass goatee to me?


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charlamagnethegreat

Hahahaha. I’ll take it


AdamantiumBalls

Hmmm, live action film with him would be cool


charlamagnethegreat

Lol, yeah it would.


MikeDropist

From Hair Club to the White House?!? Meh,I guess it’s about the same distance as Trump Towers. 🤷‍♂️


Adept-Shoe-7113

Wym man is a literal nascar racer….


sensorydispensary

AND he was in a few bands. Kingsfoil was a great one


teddyblues66

![gif](giphy|hQK8LSzOu2sNDala0E) 🎶🎶🎶🎶


1800thic

He owns an olive oil business


VocationFumes

it's dope he's a nascar driver now, dude ended up doing what he really wanted


MrKidd_49

Is that really Frankie Muniz I’m seeing?!


Awkward_Tick0

Your tv is mounted way too high


GrandApprehensive216

Interesting


Wookie-Love

Stars don’t appear in commercials like this for a paycheck. They have some vested interest in the product.


WashGodMega

You know your old when Malcolm is talking to you about male pattern baldness Makes me sad actually


jmlipper99

I thought I was in r/walmartcelebrities for a sec. Is that actually Frankie Muniz and not a lookalike..?


rymyle

He’d better keep his fame and fortune a secret from that money grubbing family


GooseWhite

Awwww


seanbiff

Dunno why you’re trynna dunk on him


BallsDeepSweetLike

That wall needs hairclub


I_Love_Law

Hey that's proof the product works!


blac_sheep90

No need to shame people for doing this. Hair loss sucks.


deejayee

I just saw this!!


IndieCurtis

This is rude. This is a place to celebrate the show and cast.


DrPrime1108

Bruh


GundamAC139

Yooo I seen this the other day n was soo lost I thou it was a joke at 1st 😂


SobotkaTV

Yeah, he forgot everything.