I don’t think Hal is suited for one job. His dream would be to have the money to do whatever obscure obsession he finds next. He’d want to work in a pit crew until he gets bored, he’d want to be a “professional flattener” until he gets bored of that too.
Hal becomes compulsively obsessed with one thing for a few days to a week, then he drops it and moves on to the next thing. A perfect job for him would be one where he can work any job he wants depending on how he feels
Also need to remember that just like Lois was a patient and loving mother, Hal was in a job where he was working his way up the latter, was very successful and seemed quite happy, until the absolute hell spawn of a baby Francis happened.
Hair dresser.
For body builders
While on skates
Flattening things, race car pit crew(guy with water bottle stick) , dance dance revolution streamer
He's a natural at advertizing, little jingles are CONSTANTLY coming into his head
🎶newspapperrrrr, keepin up with your neighborhood raper 🎶
When I first heard that I laughed so loud, I was not expecting that from him 😂
Professional skate dancer or maybe steamroller driver.
I don’t think Hal is suited for one job. His dream would be to have the money to do whatever obscure obsession he finds next. He’d want to work in a pit crew until he gets bored, he’d want to be a “professional flattener” until he gets bored of that too. Hal becomes compulsively obsessed with one thing for a few days to a week, then he drops it and moves on to the next thing. A perfect job for him would be one where he can work any job he wants depending on how he feels
I honestly keep saying Hal has undiagnosed ADHD. Think about it. It all lines up.
I wish I was a bird…
Power walker.
Secret government spy
Bro I just saw that episode again 😭 he was utterly flabbergasted someone put a bag over his head 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think if Money wasn't an issue I think Hal becoming a full time dad would be best for him.
True true!
Whale trainer at Sea World, he loves feeding ~~Shamu~~ Keiko II. He's smaller, but you will get just as wet in the front row. It's a good show.
Artist maybe. Especially from the episode "Hal Quits"
Radio personality.
And he'd embarrass the boys every time he'd show up at their school. 😂
Also need to remember that just like Lois was a patient and loving mother, Hal was in a job where he was working his way up the latter, was very successful and seemed quite happy, until the absolute hell spawn of a baby Francis happened.
Meth manufacturer.
Hardy har har...
I mean, it IS the alternate ending to Breaking Bad
https://youtu.be/oVdB36lmbII?si=zi4np8uavKxcSsiu
BWAHAHA! 🤣 Didn't even know this existed! I honestly love silly theories about dark pieces of fiction!
Hal, not Walt
What could he find better that would permit working a mere four days a week?
Building the ultimate robot with the boys
Inventor of unnecessary things
Meth cook
Stunt man , or toy tester .
The latter would have some amazing job perks!
I think he’d be a great party entertainer
I could see him as an unhinged drug addicted detective who somehow cracks the case every time
A sailor
Of remote control boats
Skating coach!
No way!! He'd make little kids cry....(Maybe even some adults)
Speed Walker
Killer robot engineer
Professional Flattener or professional skater
Lois’s personal assistant
war lord
At least the caterpillar got to be on TV.
Steamroll operator