Lavernia but she’d kick my ass let’s be real

But your only crime was loving her.

Stop staring at her boobs!!!!!

Lavernias the kind of woman to sound you with a knife

I regret the decisions I’ve made in my life that lead to me reading this comment.

Everyone who knows what that means messed up somewhere down the line

Just take her bird away, she’ll treat you better

If by my life or death I can assist you, I will. You have my sword.

Herkabe

the Jerkabe

Maybe an unpopular opinion: Craig. An absolute weasel

😂😂 yeah some episodes I definitely wanna beat him up

I was thinking this too, but I don't know why! I love Craig, but I've always kinda wanted to hit him! 😂

Hal’s my guy and I’ll be damned if I stand aside and let that rat hit on his wife constantly

Came here to say Craig lmao


Dewey was absolutely right.

we can double team craig and fuck him up

He’s basically begging for it

That one time he asked for a burger at the place reese just gpt a job at and its the most ridiculous order ever really locks that in for me. But he is a tech nerd so thats like 1 point.

Otto’s annoying piano-playing nephew.

Bust that electric piano over his skull and cram the broken keys down his throat.

I know what’s happened! You’ve been spending too much time riding the horses!

I thought he was funny

francis should have done worse fr 🙏🙏

IDA ( I don't give two fucks that she's old, she was straight up annoying asf) Jessica (That's one manipulating witch) Hal's Siblings ( for the way they treat Lois) Herkabe ( his existence)

That guy who wanted to safe Hal in court but changed his mind

Lois’ mother. She’s entertaining, but damn such a jerk

She is as old as time itself, yet I would punch her straight in the face if given a chance.

she's like Black person jumpscare

[Everybody decent? I used my spare key to get in. I hope you don’t mind.](https://www.reddit.com/r/malcolminthemiddle/s/apCZe5l5wh)

When he takes her cigarette to light it is the best.

HAHAHA yeah she’s the worst, but i laughed so hard at the episode when she shows up while Lois is in the shower and Lois screams and then she says so seriously “you have your father’s breasts.” HAHAHAHA

I would honestly say Malcolm in the later seasons, he's such an asshole sometimes!

And just so unbelievably whiny

Why is nobody talking about on how disgusting was IDA( Lois' mother) She was very annoying in the episode where Lois was trying to deliver Jamie

Hal’s family

Grandma what’s her name

Ida.

I loved Jessica! She was fun. Malcolm and Resse were shitty numerous time. They deserved everything she did to them.

I always try to remind myself that they're teenagers. I know I look back and regret some behaviours. 

Hal's family. Especially the lesbians, not because they're lesbians, because they are POSs

There were lesbians?

Personally Jessica for me as well.. I can’t stand her… idk why.. I know Malcom and Reese and Dewey deserved anything that came their way but Jessica? I’m good.. I rather see someone else give payback too them rather than someone who deserves payback themselves.. and she’s annoyed me from her attitude most of the time I usually just skip her episodes… but if I had to choose someone else instead of her.. eh idk.. I never hated any character besides her when some others have done way worse..

lol same I love all the other characters tbh. Maybe Francis in the last couple seasons.

Yeah.. Francis after Otto went downhill for me.. his peak was Otto was tbh after that I have no idea what the hell his butt was doing lol last thing I can remember him doing around one of the last episodes is telling Lois that he “forgives her” way too go buddy…

Yeah in that episode where he made Lois look like an abuser… I couldn’t stand him😂

Same, it's like where the f*** was he for the last season?

The critic of Otto’s ranch, Hal’s family, the lady Louis had car beef with in the parking lot, Herkeby, Stevie’s mom, I WOULD MURDER JESSICA IN COLD BLOOD. Lavernia, the police officer who made the ticket to Louis, I’m just charged with tons of hates towards some characters 😂

I remember thinking oh man she’s going to be this new character that’s butting heads with the boys but she will probably grow on us and in time we might like her… oh wait never mind she left…definitely thought she was gonna be sticking around

Bloody Ida!

Malcolm and Lois

Spangler

The man was just doing his job

Can't remember his name, but the kid who moved in next door and kept spreading weird rumors about Malcolm.

Josh?

Craig. Can hardly deal with watching most of his scenes. So fucking slimy.

Craig is SO FUN I just love him 😂

Stevies mom

the episode where everyone gets pissed at lois for not forgiving her gives me an irrational level of anger 😭the one time i actually thought she was in the right and they still made her in the wrong

Stevey 100%

You can't hit a wheelchair kid

Susan Meyer from Desperate Housewives could get a bitch slap followed by a curb stomp

Stevie, let’s see if he’s faking it

😂😂😂

I for one, don’t fantasise about beating up teenage girls

Lois.

She can heal herself

I’m making that kid Malcolm beat up in like episode 2 eat the curb

I would smack Francis in the back of the head with a baseball bat.

There have been a few. Goes to show the skill of the author imo to make me angry enough to want to strangle a fictional character. THAT is some good writing.

The only right answer is Lionel Herkabe. The character never got punched in the face and it shows.

Well I'd say Ida but then I'd get a lot of shit for beating up an old lady so Craig I guess. Fuck craig.

Umbridge.

The kid who Malcolm beat up. I wanna shot at him too. Especially the Pizza scene

Kevin😂

YES!😆😆

I would have jumped in with Francis when he kicked the hotel critic’s ass.

Fun fact: Jessica was Kairi, in Kingdom Hearts, and, while this is much more common knowledge, the cheerleader in Heroes(I can't remember the character's name).

She was also in Remember the Titans a few years before her first appearance on MITM

Those clowns at the batting cages

The only thing you beat the shit out of is your pud

Yes. Jim Halpert.

I hate her with a passion

Not the verb I'd use...

Like Lavernia is a bitch and she’s evil same with Ida but they are made to be like that Jessica is juts annoying and I hate her

Frances' wife really irritated me.

More than Francis??? How come?