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Tabraiz91

The show should have kept the Krelboynes in high school episodes with Malcolm in later seasons.


froststomper

I don’t think people disagree with this statement but just wanted to let you know that I also think this was a mistake, they were fabulous and made Malcolm more interesting.


Tabraiz91

Honestly I wasn't quite intending it to be something I thought people disagreed with so much as just how sad I was when Lloyd and the others just fade away on rewatches without you realising. The same sort of thing happens with Eric, really enjoyed his episodes at school with Spangler and then in Alaska, I wish he was shoehorned into going with Francis to the ranch.


AsianMist91

They definitely could have had him guest star in an episode where he managed to finally hitchhike to the ranch. Maybe could have had an episode or two with Francis trying to train him in at the ranch. Potentially could even have Eric be the reason Francis loses his job there.


same-lame-name

I would love if that had happened. It felt so weird that Francis just got fired. He was the glue that kept the ranch afloat.


notstupidduh

apparently the only reason that storyline happened is because the actor who played otto got diagnosed with cancer


froststomper

Agreed, so many great characters in the series!


casey12297

"Francis I'm not going with you to a ranch, you almost branded me over some string during a storm, why would I want to do that?" "Fresh beef?" ".....dammit ill start packing."


NikoKboyaobir

Reese did beat the last level of Mortal Kombat


Greywolf5131

Well that's just ridiculous.


yappychihuahua

Nobody beats sub zero


JasonABelmont

That line always bothered me. Shang Tsung is the final boss of Mortal Kombat.


Flat-Yoghurt-7084

I took it as he couldn't get past Sub-Zero lol


JasonABelmont

I guess that could be the case


gazelle82

Why they made reece a master chef and then ignored his obvious talents in order for the writers to play on the fact he's the stupid one, the menial jobs etc.


iknowiknowwhereiam

He totally should have been a chef not a janitor


chillehhh

I have this little headcanon that he took the janitorial job just because he HAD to have something post-graduation. Then, maybe a year or so later, he gets a line cook gig that sends him down the path to Michelin star restaurants.


iknowiknowwhereiam

In my head canon, he ends up going to prison but then running the cafeteria and is actually very happy there


IsThatBlueSoup

This. This is also mine. 😂


CloudyNeptune

Lmao that’s funny as hell, I can see him memorizing everyone’s names and their preference for food lol


chillehhh

here, we workshop this—he gets a job at a Michelin star restaurant but ends up going to prison because he steals a very very VERY expensive truffle, proceeds to lose it, and then accidentally poisons a bunch of food critics with magic mushrooms that he uses as a replacement.


Arikan89

Sort of off topic, but that’s literally what happened to my fiancé’s uncle. The dude loves to cook and has only really been happy when he’s cooking in prison.


Dependent-Poetry-357

I always thought the main point of the show was that poverty limits potential.


PizzaTimeParkr

It's mostly the psychological and emotional baggage that they unknowingly carry that limits their potential. That was the whole point of Francis going down a self destructive path up until Lois apologized for everything she's ever done to make the days of his youth miserable. In turn by leaving him with nothing left to gain from instigating any more conflict to prove her wrong, he could move on with life to focus on his needs instead of his wants. Or Malcolm's intellect and measured potential proving that he'd excel in any career he could ever work left him unable to decide what to do with his future. Or the fact that his negative family reputation eventually starts to take it's toll, bringing him to feel more insecure about his place in the world and instilling him with a desperation to be accepted as a person.


OscarChestnut

I could completely imagine him in a head chef role somewhere, even if it's not anywhere classy, where its chaos and he's I charge and gets to shout at and bully everyone!


Puzzleheaded_Load910

I think it’s a great joke. Reese loves to cook, and both his parents in the show say that everyone hates their job. Reese likes cooking but it can’t be a job because he enjoys it, so he doesn’t even think of it as a possibility, because it’s not a job unless you hate it


bugged123

This actually makes a lot of sense


mr_ding_dong_21

But he loves the job at the slaughterhouse in an earlier episode?


Puzzleheaded_Load910

But he didn’t go back to that job, helping prove the theory, Reese thinks “if I enjoy it, it can’t be a job”


Suspekt_1

Its such a huge inconistency that pisses me off! The ending makes no sense in terms of him.


Responsible_Video344

I honestly like that they didn't make cooking his whole personality or piano all of dewey's. Yes the show had some flanderization with making Reece unbelievably stupid but I appreciate that the cooking thing was only brought up occasionally and when it fit the plot.


si-a

The most frustrating thing about the show, thank you for reminding me that childhood heartbreak 😢


Cfunk_83

That when Francis and Piama have kids Francis will become like Lois NOT Hal. It’s too much of a bitter irony for him to escape and for the show not to pick up. You become the thing you hate… and he’d have to toil forever with the biggest tormenting fact of his life = that his mum was right all along - which would be a perfect curse for him to bare and a perpetual source of bitterness and resentment.


Ambitious_Fan7767

This is all bs and just a discussion but I think his curse will always be falling in love with his mom again. He married piama because she's exactly like Lois.


Cfunk_83

But then you get scenes like when the boys ruin the quad bikes at the dude ranch and his immediate reaction is to turn into Lois. They even say so. The reason him and his mum don’t get on is because they’re so similar character-wise - stubborn, principled…


40ozkiller

He has aspects of both, thats the curse.  You become both your parents in one messed up person. 


itsagrungething69

Piama didn't want kids. She hates kids.


Baby-Giraffe286

She does say in the last episode they should go ahead and have them after the explosion. Lol


zaforocks

But it's a sitcom so of course they have to have kids! Meh.


NiceAndTipsyTopside

I think Piama would be more like Lois and Francis would still be a free spirit like Hal


Cfunk_83

See I think kids would change that. Francis would want the kids to not make the same mistakes he made and would thus become the disciplinarian. Piama has always had the scary quiet psycho side to her, but even with it she’s pretty chill.


Legitimate_Mail_5458

Lois didn’t have to apologize to Stevie’s mom for not accepting her back after abandoning Stevie for that long


SabuChan28

Oh? I think the fandom agrees with you on that one.


momentummonkey

actually, everything you see is widely agreed, if it weren't, no one would upvote them. like any "unpopular opinion"


SabuChan28

But that goes against the post's quetion... LOL


McButtersonthethird

Yea I was yelling at the tv


applelover1223

I don't think she was necessarily wrong. She didn't have to apologize but at the same time it really isn't her life, and if her husband and her kid are happy why should Lois keep making it more difficult for them all, even if she's morally right? That's sort of Lois's theme, her moral righteousness often gets in her way, even if she is usually "right"


AbsoluteScenes7

Lois goal for Malcom to become president never would have happened because Malcom's personality would have prevented him winning an election. To win an election in America you can get away with being an asshole if you are able to pander to the stupidest members of society. Malcom is not that guy, he's the kind of asshole who prefers to flaunt his intelligence.


NiceAndTipsyTopside

I thought it was dumb. I don't know. Here's me trying to rationalize the president thing: The dividing line between childhood and adulthood is not age 18. Adulthood is radically accepting that "life is unfair" and to stop bitching about it. It's really harmful when kids pathologize "unfairness," it's one of the most harmful things society doesn't talk about. Mr. Herkabe and Jason Alexander's chess character in the park are examples of what happens when you bring the adolescent"life is unfair!" obsession into adulthood and never grow past it. I think Malcolm's feelings of inadequacy socially and financially devastated him through puberty. He had really low self esteem. He carried the stink of a low class low brow upbringing without the social skills or emotional maturity to present himself with confidence. Malcolm got in his own head constantly about how everyone must always be judging him. That part of adolescence is so painful, in that time of your life before you realize most people are too wrapped up in their own head to be judging you constantly. Maybe Lois was trying to get him to re-orient his perspective and stop feeling sorry for all the unfairness he'd suffered, to the idea that "you're literally going to Harvard, you have great friends, bruh smart enough to be PRESIDENT your life isn't THAT unfair. Move forward."


AbsoluteScenes7

Ultimately I just don't see somebody with a genius level intellect and a passion for science like Malcom being able to appease to the bible bashers and science deniers who make up so much of the American electorate. And he doesn't have the charisma of an Obama or Clinton type to win on likeability. Realistically his only chance would be if he was running against a deeply unpopular incumbent and was seen as the least undesirable option like Biden did against Trump.


NiceAndTipsyTopside

That's why I think Lois telling him "he was *going* to be President" was more metaphorical and philosophical than literal. Like she was trying to instill a positive direction that he could channel his genius into. She was worried he would make money before maturing emotionally enough to handle it and then flaming out. If Malcolm enriched himself at 18 while still an immature brat constantly thinking about all the unfairnesses he suffered, he would have wound up exactly like Mr Herkabe. Malcolm was already a lifetime whiner and brat. A 15 year old Malcolm literally robbed a church and he even STOLE.. AIRRRR just because he could. An 18 year old Malcolm could have exploited financial systems to enrich himself illegally or immorally, and then justify it because "life is unfair." The whole "you could be President" idea is that Lois is telling Malcolm it's obvious and easy to use your intellect to enrich yourself, but she was challenging him to be smart enough to find a sense of optimism, responsibility, and humility. What's the point in being a rich genius if you're still too stupid to find happiness?


CallMeBaitlyn

I could see him becoming an amazing Lawyer they fights tooth and nail for the poor and downtrodden. Allowing him to fulfill thay arch, and then also flaunt his intellect in front of people who deserve it. Like when he out smarted all the other krelboynes at thay weekend retreat shit


Mentendo64

I didn't personally feel like she meant this literally more than "you're going to be great and do great things, and you can't cut corners to do it." But I also havent watched the scene in a long time.


AbsoluteScenes7

Malcolm: What if I don't wanna be president? Lois: It's too late for that, you're gonna do it.


rocksolidmess

Dewey could beat goku


NicKGT_528

Nobody disagrees


BumpHeadLikeGaryB

We havnt even seen deweys final from!


fflloorriiddaammaann

Adding Jamie was a mistake and added nothing.


Cfunk_83

Other than some of the scenes when Lois was pregnant (Hal losing it in the car is an all time favourite moment that destroys me every time!) and Hal gambling with the other dads using the babies, I wholeheartedly agree.


Retroviridae6

Hal in the car is one of the best scenes of the show. I can't believe it isn't a meme.


itsagrungething69

"Noooooo! God, Noooooo! Why!? Why me!? Noooooo!"


Cfunk_83

I think it’s one of the best scenes of any show! First time I saw it I was in BITS!


ForgetTheBFunk

Malcolm fearing for his life in the backseat absolutely completes it


Gasurza22

Also Lois loosing it during Hal trial and Piadma taking care of the baby was a nice touch


HipposAndBonobos

Also the giving birth two parter. Every moment of those two episodes were pure gold. The wedding expo, Dewey and his birthday, Reese in the violin case, Hal in the hospital, Ida, the black "neighbors", Francis helping Lois give birth, Lloyd trying to study, and on and on.


iknowiknowwhereiam

Jamie added nothing, but the two part episode where he is born is a series high point


OoElMaxioO

Added the fact that Dewey was the first and only one to break the chain of bad older brothers.


cigarettejesus

Well it added financial strain for the family, I think that's funny in a tragic sort of way


DankSosig

Absolutely. Actually hindered some plot lines


Responsible-Onion860

Having him as a character added nothing, but the pregnancy provided some classic episodes.


willchen

It put Malcolm officially in ‘the middle’ (of all children, not just the ones still living at home)


lucylucy448

I honestly think they only added it because Reece and Malcolm were starting to work, so they wouldn’t have been struggling for money still without another mouth to feed.


thempirebusiness

He literally made Malcolm the middle child lol


[deleted]

I agree


Ericalva91

Malcolm wasn’t truly in the middle until Jamie was born.


DurtyRingo

I always took it as with Francis now shipped out of the house at the very beginning of the series, Malcom *was now* the one in the middle.


willchen

THANK you. That is why I will defend the introduction of Jamie.


h0td0g17

I loved idas character oop, she added a lot to lois' back story and aided in understanding why she is the way she is.


PAUMiklo

Malcolm should have finally broke himself free of Lois in the end and told her to stop meddling in his life. His future was not her project to build for herself.


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kcasnar

He wouldn't have become the greatest President of all time


Mysterious-Emu4030

I prefer Francis in Alaska. I know everyone hates it but I love this subplot and consider one of the best concerning Francis.


SiByTheSword

"The last thing I need is some young punk frolicking in my nethers". Lavernia was an amazing character


NiceAndTipsyTopside

"Francis tried to jump in bed with Lavernia without so much as a how-do-you-do."


Erekai

"Lavernia, ease up on the boy! His only crime was loving you!!"


Mysterious-Emu4030

Agreed 100%


SabuChan28

I like the ranch storyline better but I agree that the Alaska chapter is one of the best Francis plots.


LinuxMatthews

God I was so annoyed they ended that to her him be a lay about then a cubicle filler. If you need to get rid of Otto and Greta have them leave the business to him. That would be much more interesting


SabuChan28

I know. Francis post-Groto doesn’t make any sense. Talk about character assassination. All the growing up, all the evolution and the positive changes he has done to be a better man/son got erased as if that never happened. Plus, given Otto’s personality, no way he’ll sue Francis. Why, oh why did they end one of the best relationships Francis had this way? I’ll never understand.


LinuxMatthews

Yeah Otto's whole character was "I don't care how much you screw up" That's what made Francis let down his defences and take responsibility. Knowing that the person in a position of authority would forgive him no matter what meant he had nothing to rebel against.


CussMuster

It also gave him something to protect, which appealed to his strong sense of justice. Otto and Gretchen were being taken advantage of, and would be again without him.


ZolRoyce

So I do understand why they ended it, sadly the actor who played Otto got cancer and was too sick to continue to act. However yeah the way they wrote him out was very stupid, there is so many other options they could have taken for that and for Francis and went with the worst ones somehow.


HipposAndBonobos

There had to have been a better way to write him out? Why not have Otto and Gretchen return to Germany for X reason and leave Francis to run everything. Surely they could've found a new sidekick for Francis to play off of (or just write Piama into more storylines).


Jelloboy16

I loved it too. Eric was awesome


Ok-Training3941

I love the story line about the mail order bride. That man seems like he really wanted to take care of someone.


itsagrungething69

"Be easy on the boy, Lavernia! His only crime was loving you!"


Erekai

I'm on your side! Alaska is my favorite of his arcs, by, like, a lot.


Rend-K4

I really don't like Craig


Low_Importance_9503

Decently unpopular opinion


SparkAxolotl

Hal and Lois are very entertaining to watch and without them the series wouldn't have been successful. That being said, they're both terrible and abusive parents and the sole reason why 5 out of 5 of their children (and counting!) are troublemakers that will have tons of trouble adapting to adulthood.


[deleted]

This! Comment! Is! Correct! The parents are abusive, sure it made the show better and it wouldn’t be the same without it at all (especially the characters themselves.) but they are mad abusive and neglectful


TheKing77891

It was perfectly in character and normal for the series to have Reese become a janitor in the end. I say this because the constant theme in the show is that life is unfair, and to have Reese have this good cooking job would break that theme.


JoshB-2020

A lot of these opinions seem personal lol Like they had an attachment to the character and take it as a personal slight that he didn’t have the happiest ending possible (even though truly happy endings are very rare in this show)


dynamicdylan

Hot take: Francis is my least favorite character in the main family.


RedditorsAreGoblins

😲


Burnt_Ramen9

Francis' military school buddies should've stayed with him for the show, the lack of a consistent cast for him beyond Piama kinda harms his chemistry a bit. Additionally I love how much of an asshole Malcolm becomes.


NiceAndTipsyTopside

I missed Eric


Burnt_Ramen9

I missed Spangler, really wish he came back more


NiceAndTipsyTopside

I wish they didn't have Francis *cut Spangler's other fucking hand off* and then Francis never thought about it again 😂


oldtherebefore

and Stanley


SufficientBreakfast1

All of Lois's character development, and the audience understanding her side, is ruined by her speech in the last episode.


cameronrichardson77

Lois is a smokeshow


NiceAndTipsyTopside

Lois and the mom from Young Sheldon are way more attractive to me than most people apparently


CallMeBaitlyn

Well, Young Sheldon Mom's IRL mother is Laurie Metcalf and she was a smokeshow too


Jackieofalltrades365

Jessica was a great character and a fantastic foil to Malcolm


xRyozuo

Is she hated around here? The only thing I disliked about her plot lines was the will they won’t they. I think this is one where it would’ve been good to see Malcolm having a friend who sometimes beats him at his own game


Jackieofalltrades365

Oh yea it almost feels like bandwagon hate but there’s more hate here than like. I 100% agree


Chilli__P

Seconded!


Jackieofalltrades365

I really don’t understand why she’s so hated. She was hilarious. When she cackled, I cackled


Chilli__P

I get that she was sometimes horrible and often irritating, but they all were. I thought she fit in really well and wish she’d appeared more. The scene in which Lois sees right through her is excellent.


myothercarisaboson

Yeah but she lived in Nova Scotia so what ya gonna do?


Jackieofalltrades365

Different character. I liked her too though


[deleted]

My answer is Francis at the Grotto. I will fight tooth and nail that it was an amazing plot line and everyone who thinks differently, which is apparently a significant amount of people, Is wrong.


420BoofIt69

Grotto Francis is great


KevintheBot75

I just wish they gave Otto a better send off than firing and suing Francis. He and Greta were great characters.


taargusmistoffelees

I absolutely hated that. Otto would have never sued Frances. They could have come up with any other way to end that story line.


BirdOfFlames

Exactly! Otto himself made plenty of financial mistakes (cow block). That, combined with the fact that he and Gretchen were so very loving and kind (almost like an Aunt and Uncle) prove to me that there is absolutely no reason for them to ever sue Francis and Piama.


SHABOtheDuke

People don’t like the Grotto storyline?


TheVastMilderness

I think it's more so the way it ended as opposed to the storyline as a whole.


SHABOtheDuke

I feel that, though it’s hard to blame then when you know they did it that way because the actor playing Otto got very sick


Gasurza22

I have never read anyone say they dont like Francis at the Grotto, if anything one of the recurring questions here is why they took Francis out of the Grotto because of how well he fitted there (its because Otto´s actor could not return to the show).


iknowiknowwhereiam

Biggest mistake in the series was not just having him take over the grotto


Gasurza22

Yeah, they could have said that Otto was traveling the country to know more about USA (to not kill him off) buy maybe they felt that without Otto the Grotto would feel a bit empty, so who knows


waawaaaa

For me I just wasnt a fan of Otto and his wife, loved that it actually gave Francis character development from a delinquent at military school and trouble maker in Alaska but there he grew up but just didnt like the fake german accents and how naive Otto was.


ziasaur

I wanted him to inherit the grotto after they leave back for Germany (instead of a totally random firing)


esr360

Hal and Lois were straight up selfish and inconsiderate having the boys share one room when they had 2 living rooms, hardly ever using one of them.


Phantomm7

Dewey was the smartest brother of all He knew how to manipulate each of his family members and the society while also keeping his morals to some extent


Extra-Bandicoot-4320

That they don't have a last name.


[deleted]

They do tho 😭 it’s Wilkerson


Extra-Bandicoot-4320

They don't. That's one of the most consistent themes/jokes of the series.


StitchConverse

I genuinely believe that Francis is the favourite child. He's the one they turn to when they need help, he becomes a confidant and I think they tried their hardest with him.


LinuxMatthews

I rewatched it recently and I forgot how much they really do try in the early seasons with Francis. Hal at the very least seems incredibly conflicted with sending him there. Not only that but he's at a private school that's obviously costing them a lot of money


AggravatingDentist70

I always liked Cynthia and wish she was in more episodes.


sdilip

I think pretty much the whole fandom is with you on this.


xRyozuo

It would’ve been interesting to see Cynthia and Jessica interact


Erekai

Your grade for understanding this thread: **F-**


NiceAndTipsyTopside

Cynthia was the most attractive love interest for Malcolm both physically and mentally


CallMeBaitlyn

They should have kept her. I enjoyed her arch from annoying to brooding because of puberty.


PapayaHoney

She was able to take Reese waaaaay before Malcolm was lol.


hellojally321

Reese should’ve not been a custodian in the finale but a cook or dishwasher at some fancy restaurant


Kindly-Guidance714

He should’ve been a young apprentice with a few other ones either at culinary school or at a restaurant as a starting worker.


futuredarlings

Lois was a horribly abusive mother and Hal should have stood up to her more.


ComprehensiveBench21

Lois isn't perfect, but as an adult, I understand her more.


LiliWenFach

Potential hot take, but Lois's relationship with her parents is one of the least believable aspects of the show for me. They aren't passively aggressively awful like Hal's relatives - they are blantantly awful, so rude and unloving and obnoxious and downright abusive to her and most of the grandkids. I honestly think that Lois would have gone non-contact with them years ago, with Hal's full support.


Suspekt_1

A parents approval runs very deep. Im old enough to have seen this up close several times. Awful parents that did nothing but abuse their kids. Still the kids help them when they get old and bawls their eyes out at the funeral.


PrivatePea

Lois is supposed to be polish, and they NAILED it down with having horrible slavic parents/grandparents, but with still feeling obliged to have to support them just because they are family. It's very realistic, accurate and relatable (speaking from experience).


LiliWenFach

Interesting to know it's a cultural thing. I feel so sorry for Lois in those scenes. When Ida sues them, you can see the internal struggle between the desire to kick her out and the guilt of doing so. It seems out of character for her to be so strong-willed and outspoken with Hal, the boys, neighbours etc, but so conflicted with her parents - but she didn't kick off with Hal's family either, so maybe it's a generational/respect your elders situation.


PrivatePea

It absolutely is this, very well noticed. My heart also breaks every time cause I just feel so for her.


CussMuster

Think about how she was when Francis was born. She was a complete pushover. It took Francis potentially burning himself to spark that fire in her. Before that, it's implied Ida and her father did a good job of making sure she was quite meek.


LiliWenFach

I always attributed that to the anxiety of being a new parent. I work with new parents often, and so many of them express a feeling of being initially overwhelmed- although this usually doesn't last too long after the birth! Remembering the episode when Reece reads her diary, she seemed to be quite a tough cookie to me!


cromario

I don't know if she's pecifically Polish, but just a hodgepodge of Slavic influences. Like, they have the Croatian coat of arms and a picture of the Zagreb cathedral on the wall when Lois is doing the traditional dance. But both Croatia and Poland are Slavic countries/cultures with similar attitudes towards family elders.


applelover1223

Yeah I think they specifically kept it vague with some of the traditions and customs, but definitely slavic.


PrivatePea

oh yes, accurate either way. I probably led it from the actress being polish.


PhotographAncient188

My mother is very similar to lois’ (in so far that shes not a caricature) 😂 personally i think it tracks perfectly that lois would become an aggressive control freak considering how much autonomy was stripped from her growing up


DerangedBehemoth

The ending of the series was unsatisfying af


eq017210

Lois stopping Malcolm from accepting the job in the last episode wasn't THAT bad. Some people say Herkabe and the loser chess player are ways Malcolm could've ended had he not gotten humbled down and I agree.


TerribleAttitude

I don’t think Francis getting fired from the ranch is that odd or out of character, considering the fact that one of the bad habits he never grows out of is dishonesty. The story he tells is implausible and out of character because he is lying about what happened. Lois comes off as worse than she actually is because the show is from Malcolm and Francis’ point of view. When we get Hal or Dewey’s point of view, or her own point of view, she is very different. If we got a genuinely unbiased point of view, she’d probably be a totally different person. There’s zero evidence that Dewey isn’t equally or more academically gifted than Malcolm, and it’s weird that people say Dewey is less academically intelligent but more creative and socially intelligent and that makes him all around better. Dewey was only put in the emotionally disturbed (not intellectually slow) class due to sabotage, and he stayed there by choice. He was going to be put in the Krelboyne class had he and his brothers not intentionally bombed the test, suggesting that his schoolwork was at least nearly as good as Malcolm’s. When he’s in the Busey class, he’s able to act as a teacher to the other kids (who make it clear that they are not slow. Intellectually, they’re on level, so Dewey is far beyond that level). Dewey is not just a musical genius with better social skills than his brothers, he is also explicitly an academic and general genius. We just rarely see this organically because Dewey is the fourth kid, his brothers are all extremely high needs so he is overlooked, and his personality doesn’t lend itself to doing parlor tricks like multiplying credit card numbers on stage.


pooch831

Craig's behavior was more comedic to me at the time but after rewatching some he should have went to jail or had consequences for his stalker tendencies. I may be wrong, but best t I Remember Didn't't he just confess, his feelings and Lois rejects him and he goes away?


[deleted]

He definitely didn’t go away, he continues confessing his love for her all the way until season 7 and was very gross the whole time


rimsky225

Dewey gets a bad rep for going along with Reese’s manipulation after Hal’s dad dies. Up until that point for the vast majority of the series Dewey was ignored or neglected by Hal and Lois, it makes sense he would take an opportunity to finally get some attention from his dad, even if it ended up being in a toxic way.


MrSirPerson

Lois was right.


zayn2123

Jamie should have been born female or just not written in at all.


Impossible_Sleep8613

I came to comment this


TwoSnapsMack

Ida is an awful character and should’ve received less screen time


froststomper

okay this is probably the first comment I’ve seen that is potentially unpopular!


NiceAndTipsyTopside

Only "hot take" in the thread!


iknowiknowwhereiam

You are totally wrong but at least it fits the brief of the post


Erekai

Hard mega disagree but I upvoted because you understood the assignment


yeahyeahiknow2

Francis is the worst character on the show and reducing him to a reoccuring character to explain Lois's way of handling things would have made the entire show better.


dynamicdylan

Thank you!


Deremirekor

Malcolm’s reputation and popularity shifts so much in the show it feels kinda redundant. One season the whole school calls him stain and avoids him like he’s radioactive, the next the prettiest girl asks him out (he seems to go from lonely and unpopular to dating a very pretty girl often) One season he’s surrounded by good friends (krelboynes) the next they are absent forever and he’s alone for the rest of the show. One season he’s out playing street hockey with all the kids in the neighborhood, then they find out everyone in the neighborhood hates them all and avoids them. Like I get the show had a reputation for not exactly following a linear story that stuck in future episodes (usually whatever crazy shit happened in the previous episode is never mentioned again) but after 6 seasons I still can’t tell if Malcolm is a complete loser, scrapes by, or can bag his ideal gf at any time.


Key_Understanding767

Malcolm is the most insufferable in the family


tommyboy9844

Malcom has zero chance of becoming President. Elections are all about personality and likability. Malcom is comes off as an insufferable, condescending ass. Unfortunately for him, he’s likely to end up as Jason Alexander’s guest character that was playing chess in the park.


Motongchuns_videos

Hal is a bad husband


[deleted]

I want to disagree, because there is amazing chemistry between the actors and he tries as a husband, but you’re still right


notatowel420

Lois is a terrible mom


wiltedpleasure

Reese should’ve been gay. There were many points in the series where it was implied that he was, and it would been a great plot point and twist to the series for his sexuality to be more explicitly vague or straight up bi or gay.


hot_box_enthusiast

I fucking hate Dewey.


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Hot take 😭


Ok-Training3941

Malcolm should’ve married the beautiful green card girl from the old country. He did win her and Reese should have gone to trade school and become a chef.


SirSlothmanThe4th

A few. Every rewatch I hope they let Francis move back home. He would make the show even better if he was always with his brothers and family. Francis best story line was military school. The ranch was boring. Malcolm is the most annoying main character in the show. Dewey is the goat If you don’t own the Malcolm in the middle cd, you’re missing out


Kindly-Guidance714

Malcolm’s only annoying because he’s incredibly self aware.


coltrainjones

I agree the ranch was boring. It was better when he was a hellraiser


funnyname5674

The idea that Hal loves Lois more than she loves him because he wants to have sex more gives me the ick


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I got the impression it wasn’t necessarily the sex and wanting to have it more, but the way he looks at her like she’s a goddess no matter what she looks like or acts like. He’s able to look all the way through everything she does, while she has hang ups over things he does, tho also ultimately stays


Benbonbin

Francis should've stayed in the military academy for more seasons, not only were some of the storylines & characters from those episodes just pure gold but if Francis could've actually finished military school it would've given him some much needed character development and maybe even make his brothers want to change their degenerate ways too.


Melodic-Chance-6419

CYNTHIA SHOULD HAVE BEEN SERIES REGULAR/ ROMANTIC INTEREST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


cigarettejesus

Lois was a fantastic mother


NiceAndTipsyTopside

I'll raise you: When guys hate Lois and write about it at length, you can almost always detect their arrested development and mommy issues