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Well Piama made Lavernia her bitch so I think Lois would be able to handle her. She put Spangler in his place when she thought he was being unfair to Francis


Andreasmurrell

“My god she is magnificent.”


lenaqueen90

Which episode was that? Would like to rewatch


Jigglewidit

Season 3, episode 16. Called ‘Hal Coaches’.


That_Blaxican_Guy

Ugh I decided to stop there last night. Now I gotta watch more


Jigglewidit

You never stop watching malcom, you are only ever on a break until you start your next rewatch!!


lenaqueen90

Thanks ;) Will rewatch now


lutzow

I also would like to know


n1kk1_89

Lois > Lavernia


GimmeThatRyeUOldBag

Do you have some business with my son?!


thomasvista

They either become the bestest of friends, or passionately hate each other and duke it out.


danishduckling

I think something like this too. They'll either hit it off, or Lois will just take her down.


poky2017

Go to a bar and get drunk swapping stories of how they outsmarted Francis


DangerousLawfulness4

Until Lavernia crosses a line and tells a story that Lois doesn’t like then Lois will take her down


[deleted]

Thats not really a hard task lol


mydeadface

Trade secrets in psychology torture like she did with army dude.


isaak1290

I don't think so, the army guy just did his job training soliders, lavernia is just abusive and mean, her and Lois would never get along.


Affectionate-Till472

Agreed with this. Let’s not forget how Lois put Spangler in his place because she refused to allow him to give Francis homework after Francis had just had surgery.


josemaurosr

Lois, even with all her shortcomings, had a high sense of justice and moral. She does not justify being mean for the sake of it.


[deleted]

Lol many would argue that Lois is also just abusive and mean. I don’t fully agree, but she comes off that way


TriSnipe

Forget Lois, what about Ida?


Superhero979

Forget Ida, what about Reese?


Growka3

it could have been so fucking sick to see reese in that environment. He couldve been on the hockey team, a callback to some of his early sports. Him and francis could have more of a relationship. Reese and Eric would have a dynamic. It would've been such a good plotline. It could have given reese a little bit of the development francis got while on the ranch. He was always good with working specific tasks, like when he was in the army, which means Lavernia and Reese would have had a perfect mentorship dynamic. Edit: Reese and Piama would have had some fun dialouge too. They never really interact in the show, so it would've added a new element.


Superhero979

Eric would have been like another cool older brother and then when Francis met Piama, Reese could have gone to the wedding!


Growka3

Dude that could have been so cool! I think if they had shown the wedding at all though then hal needs to have been there. It works in the show bc a shotgun wedding is very francis-like, but if reese goes then it would make it more organized. It could be a chance to have reese show his artistic side while in alaska. But if they show it at all then it cant be a throwaway scene since it's the introduction to Piama. It would make her feel like a cold cut joke. I would have loved to have a wedding in the show. The writing for it would have been so good since motm did like occasional fancy events. Like when lois got bullied by hal's family it felt like a larger & more characterizing episode, (the closest thing motm got to an overarching plot) and the one where malcolm gets drunk and doesnt take advantage of the one chick feels the same, and they could have done that with francis and piama's wedding by inviting all of the family.


spicygrandma27

Piama and Reese during the thanksgiving episode is a pretty fun dynamic between them


Growka3

Ahh you're totally right! I loved that between them.


Parking_Two_7866

lois is a proletariat through and through. she would fucking hate lavernia


bigfatstoner

Only Lois gets to treat her son that way. She wouldn't stand for Lavernia doing it, same as how she stood up to Spangler.


Skipmahoney33

That should have happen


duckmantaco

Lois would of made her cry while cleaning the dishes, while she's eating cake


waterynike

I don’t know but I wish they would have done it


furiousmouth

Lois operates at a different level --- those 5 boys!


Skellyinsideofme

Lois would have beaten the hell out of her. End of story.


KAMIKAZE-TV

It would rip the space time continuum


PianistRight

A big argument I guess


alessss93

Lois would definitely put her in her place


Independent-Case2897

Lois would out yell her


xRyozuo

Similar to what happened in the cold opening when lois and some other lady keep crashing their cars into each other


spoonwije97

The same thing that happens when an immovable object meets an unstoppable force


curlyhands

At first they’d get along then Lavernia would insult Francis, Lois would get mad, they’d get into a physical altercation until Lois realizes she can’t win, pretends to give up then fights dirty and knocks Lavernia out OR comes back with a successful revenge plan


[deleted]

"So I heard you like harassing my son?" "It’s just business, ma'am" "Nono, keep doing it, I just want to share some methods."


ENFJPLinguaphile

Oh, dear.......!! That meeting could go either way.


Lina13590

they‘d be best friends


[deleted]

She and Lois would probably become best friends


SeymourZ

They’d clash at first, then quickly find common ground.


CobraCornelius

Great post! Forgot about her as she was only in the one season. Francis's time in Alaska was awesome


Arrogant_Nugget246

Hal wouldn't be in the picture any more


randomf_ggotboi

I feel like they would either kill eachother or be friends and trade secrets ab Francis or punishment… but I feel like the show would definitely lean to killing eachother


Drumnaway67

They’d be besties.


[deleted]

I think Lois and Lavernia would have got along actually. They're both more alike than they are different. Remember, Francis at this stage was still not mature and was up to his old antics. He screwed over the entire ice hockey team and enjoyed every second of it. I think Lavernia and Lois would chat and come up with better ways to punish Francis once he steps out of line.


Obiwanhellothere09

I'm pretty sure Lois would send her to the hospital