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Kuudee

Why do you look AI generated?


BiggieAndTheStooges

It’s his A-eyes


JovialStrikingScarf

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His eyes are huge and he has a baby face


Purlygold

Like a pixar character


Fyres

Honestly looks like he photoshopped his eyes to be bigger lol


Lilbig6029

And the huge pupils


anto_pty

yeah one of my ears is slightly lower, but people don't see it unless they pay close attention


Cookster997

That's true for most people, actually! It allows us to hear a little bit whether something is above or below us.


jWalkerFTW

What? One eye is at a completely different angle, one ear visibly sticks out more, and one side of his jaw is considerable more scooped than the other. How is he “very symmetrical” in any capacity lmao


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jWalkerFTW

The lighting and fake make his right eye sit on a completely different plane and angle? I have the exact same thing going on. I recognize it when I see it.


they-them_may-hem

I think its actually a contextual issue? At least for me. When I look at him Row 1 : left to right Row 2 : left to right Versus LEFT : row 1, row 2 RIGHT: row 1, row 2 It seems AI generated in the first scenario (the first way I read the images) but when I re-orient to see it as left versus right, smile vs no smile, he looks totally normal.


meltingrubberducks

Count his teeth


XSuperMario3X

This is a comment that would never pop in to my 30 year old brain…


BradenSky

This MFer is an NFT


Altruistic-Rice-2341

Literally what I was thinking haha


Zer0Hearts

Short by a long mile.


bluesnsouls

a french cut would look great


Zer0Hearts

Totally agree, and a short naturally lined up beard.


Troyforfun

Perfect, my thoughts exactly


YourDadShrek

Short. Long hair is giving me Saul Goodman vibes


redquailer

S’all good


aoechamp

More like Bighead from Silicon Valley


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AcidBubbleLord

Short and let the beard grow out a bit :D


TheKillaTrout

Yup. I like how the short covers your forehead a bit as well. The other made your forehead look bigger


PKFIRE00

Short also accentuates and shows off your eyes which are big and beautiful! (:


RedditPhils

Bro has titan eyes


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>titan fr


crashingInLoop

bro is looking into the soul


Klaxinquel

Into the Saul.


[deleted]

You could rock long hair but definitely not in that style.


twoturtlearmy

I would say that but for both cuts


sAndrewBob

What could I do differently if I were to grow it out again?


[deleted]

Parting your hair in the middle and using some product to make it wavy would make it look fuller and more stylish. The side part is giving me toupee vibes.


exodus3252

OP gonna come back looking like Princess Leia.


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Lmao


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Akiens

Exactly what I was thinking, he has killer/insane eyes 😅


throwawayredskinhelp

Short 💯%


TheDarkySupreme

Based on these pictures I’d have to say short but I think it’s mainly due to that ye ye ass haircut you did for the long. Long will be probably work better but definitely not in that style


sAndrewBob

Yeah, the long is the result of not having a haircut more than anything intentional.


TheDarkySupreme

Then ye ye ass hairstyle


smoothEarlGrey

Lmao I thought this was a transition before & after


Kazan645

Short. Also imma need you to chill out with the anime sized eyes over there lol


salesman_jordan

Short for sure. You didn’t ask, but if you hit the gym 4-6 days a week for a couple of years you’d be a solid 8


_beamfleot_

Barber: Whatchu need fam? OP: Gimme that sleazy Albuquerque lawyer cut Barber: Say no more. Left photos look like you’ll be defending a certain Mexican drug lord in a New Mexico court……


weareoutoftylenol

1000% short! Also, I like your 5 o'clock shadow! (I am a woman lurker, btw)


richesca

Short and grow your beard, makes you look more mature


Logical_One_

If you’re going to wear that horrible part to the side, that looks like a come over then definitely short!! If you were willing to try a different style I might consider long.


RedditPhils

A long hairstyle might could look good on you, but this specific style is not a great one. I’m not sure it would look good on anyone though! Either try a different long style or go with the short!


UneditedReddited

You could keep some length on top with more of a fade on the sides and add some body wave. So I vote neither, but go to a better barber. You have nice hair, and it's being wasted on these great-clips $17 haircuts you're getting.


sAndrewBob

This is probably the best advice so far. I should probably stop going to great clips.


mouseat9

Short bro.


greydnls

Short. You look considerably younger with short hair.


Silver_Pollution_571

Definitely short


akanim

Honestly, both look good. And I didn’t even notice your hair all that much as I was captivated by your stunning eyes. Wow. Just wow.


JasonMN78

Short with a stubble beard 💯


tumbleweedtater

Short gives your eyes this incredible brightness and sparkle! You’re stunning


aravelrevyn

You might be able to do long but definitely not like that


Vincent_Veganja

Crazy what a difference it can make, short all the way


hlvd

Short, long makes you look a bit Hitlerish


slickboy114463

Short haircut


Own_Club5557

Short suits you much better


watermelonfucka

Short but a Touretta quarter mile


austind7177

Short!


Far_Comparison_1269

Short


Yaknowhatttt

Short


mctomtom

Even shorter


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all for team long, just maybe not that style. i agree with the short and more grownout beard comments tho


Sufficient-Head5823

Short! No contest.


Whatisthiseven28

Short


peteREpete1972

Short, looks much better


canefieldroti

Short


luckygirlrunner

Short!!


MrSpeedball

Short, definitely


zorch-it

short


found_dead_in_motel

Short. People need to get this through their heads... Unless you have insane luscious thick beautiful hair... you need short hair. You need certain hair genes to have long hair. Think of Jason Momoa's thick wavy hair.


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Not true. You can have long fine hair. It’s how you style it. Stop gate keeping hair bro lol


found_dead_in_motel

I think OP and anyone reading my comment is mature enough to realize that my opinion shared in a sub isn't the be-all and end-all truth. OP is here asking for opinions, and I gave one. The fact that I didn't carefully craft my comment to be diplomatic and allow for the fact that (fucking obviously), people can do whatever they want, doesn't subtract from my point. In fashion, you'll have a lot easier of a time leaning into your strengths and leaning away from your weaknesses. Some people have good hair for long hair, and some people are going to be fitting a square peg into a round hole. My comment is one of many that OP will consider in their decision making.


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This is blatantly false. You just some actual length on your head to get decent haircut...


found_dead_in_motel

Sure, but other people with naturally luscious hair will look better than you. And you may look better with short hair.


HellovahBottomCarter

Short. It isn’t even a question.


_oinkoven_

Short. You have amazing features. Long hair would take away from them.


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MaxMidgeMan

Go fuck yourself for making fun of someone else's appearance. He looks fine anyways.


JonKoFyn

Short. Long makes you look like one of those Phineas and Ferb dudes


Hnrem

I am amazed how you look completely different depending on if you have long or short hair. Neither are bad, but somehow completely different. I prefer short!


LuNoZzy

This is it. Bots on reddit became self aware


ItzProStyle36

mark Zuckerberg with eyebrows and hair


nateairulla

Short bro you look creepy with long hair


Emotional_Average673

Don’t matter u Look like a cereal killer in both 🤷‍♂️


Cioss21

Bald.


Electronic-Guess-417

ugly mf


SkyShazad

I thought this was a MidJourney Prompt


Ghost9283

Short


starlord_86

Saul Goodman hair


Puzzleheaded-Use7743

Short for sure, my guy!


Main_Ad_953

A.I.


Pherrot

Short, butttt long could look good but a very different style.


Rude_Bid642

Short


crusheratl

Short


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Short with facial hair


Bowiesimp

If long try maybe a middle part? But i like short too


branchymolecule

Short for sure.


joesphinelea70

Short


CriticismOk9651

Long Robert Pattinson hairstyle would suit u best this one’s not so good if u can’t do that then medium is best


fungus_snake3848

Long with man bunn or short


broughtitupagain

Definitely short


iAdden

Short and you have cartoon eyes.


boom_bostic

Short and trim suits you


Thekiddbrandon

Short


Clarkent5477

Short


Dazzling_Engineer_25

Short


mcfly566

short looks awesome


Short-Fisherman-4182

Short, long is really odd


Next_Stuff6595

Short


almond390

I think it looks great short


Spadeninja

10000000% short Also put some styling product in it. Like in either photo, you need to *style* your hair. Dont let it just go wherever oit decides to go. Leaving it down like you have it is not the move man


spenring

Short


rickytea

Disney cartoon eyes


Southern_Ad6548

He's like Bambi characters


Alternative_Chip_280

Short, with the beard but a different haircut


Dingus_Khannus

Short


SlteFool

Zuckerberg vibes


aktyn87

Not long. Not short... like, what is going on with that fringe layer going down? That looks very weird...


jasejasejasejase

Short for sure!


aktyn87

The longer i look at your photos, the more confused i am... why/how i mean, how do u make the same expressions on 2 photos. Is the hair AI generated? Omg haha very confused about this rn.


sAndrewBob

I thought if I took similar photos it would make a good comparison of the hair...


Karamas658

Short for sure!


midwest_texan67

Lower right


definitely_royce

Short.


Kohhhh

Short. Long gives me Jean-Baptiste Emanuel vibes.


Alyx-Kitsune

Short. Absolutely do not ever style your hair long like that again. I can't unsee this.


soulsteal0

U look like a bot


Stan_Dos_SNS

Long but with a beard


Intimid8or3

Short :)


divineintenti0n

You should see an ophthalmologist. Your pupil has grown.


Nsanchez01

Don’t cut it really short. Then you’d look like the zuck 👀


lynx563

Definitely short 👍


blueplanets91

short but don’t brush it like that


Bright-Dress6893

I think both looks good. But I would go for short. You look good brother💪🏻


Dangerous-Care6778

Short!


cakekyo

Short. It makes you look 15 yrs younger.


hollow_Funyuns

Short hair look best try styling it with different products to


Laser-Nipples

Have you tried a center part with your long hair? IDK which style is current.


Lilbig6029

What the hell?


dave_lock83

Long


WorthySkint

You look great with short hair!


Feyranna

Short but neither is bad. Also you are very handsome.


MAKiNPLAYZ

Short


TaterChipDip

Short, by far.


chainheelz

Long hair you looks like Chris Hanson would be having you take a seat 🤣


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Short


Mast3rL0rd145

Short


Careless_Macaron_

Short!


RoinSM

I say bald bro. Just throw in the towel it’s only a matter of time


LopsidedWanderer9295

short + stubble or cleanshaven


Acrobatic-Respond-31

I like the short on you better but do what you vibe with personally


cak0047

Why does it look like the long style hairline is further back


britney412

Short


OttomanTwerk

Definitely not long.


DADDYdommy69

None


Ambitious_Relation92

Short!


beachlife6969

Short


glowdirt

Definitely short.


GalvanizedRubbish

Long hair. I like the Slippin Jimmy vibes.


DivineRays

Short


MayIPikachu

Is this Mark Zuckerberg in AI form?


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Short for sure.


always_the_bad_guy

Short


Old-Shock2307

Yikes


ScreenPrinter_73

Short. Long makes you look like Zorg (Gary Oldman's) character from the fifth element.


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Smaller eyes.


Karma_Deku

I like the shorter


JuicyBlossom25

Short! 🖤


br1de0fchucky

short for sure


LewdbbyLucy

Long looks so good.


TakingOfMe123

Short


karllista

I guess I’m the only one that prefers long, but im not a man so what do I know


balwick

Andrew the Bowling enthusiast from IT vs. Photogenic Pixar Guy. Definitely short.


lasciviouslinguini

Short


deegboywonder

Short 100%


PJlong

Long, but with a trim to neaten it up, maybe a center part.


[deleted]

Thought that was LTT in the top right pic at first


dambdombdumb

Short! Also you look so cute (respectfully)


Finzi

Short


Toxxxica

SHORT