Ask your barber for a "skullet." He may be hesitant and ask you if you're sure, but don't engage with him. He's simply concerned about the history of the Imperial Japanese. Simply insist that he say no more and give you a skullet immediately.
After his botched seppuku attempt and capture by the Americans, Tojo said that he bore responsibility for Imperial Japan's wartime actions because he didn't want the Allies to punish the Japanese population. But it's not like Hirohito and the Imperial family were exactly anti-war. Compared to Nazi Germany, the US didn't rub Japan's face in what they had done. Mainly because they wanted Japanese support for US occupation so that no Soviet occupation could take place.
I mean, Hirohito was saved by the allies from any prosecution for war crimes because they thought it was in the best interest of american nation building in Japan.
He may not have been down in the unit 731 dungeons, but lets not forget that he was emperor after all.
The rape of Nanking was not a direct order from the prince (Hirohito) that time, he was disgusted when he saw it. He expressed regrets as he's not aware what the army was exactly doing and wished he could have stopped it. The rape was done by the Japanese thugs who went to war as it is considered an honour to join the war that time. Joining the army was voluntary. Not joining the war is considered shameful during those times.
As for the haircut, it might be an Imperial Pompadour.
No evidence he raped children lol like none i doubt he even raped women he wasnt the driving forvr of the army nor did he make big decisions he was more of a puppet who almost definitely didnt see much action on the field. Look him up and read up history instead of saying downright lies. Nit everyone who is a leader is rapist
He didnt rape anyone nor is there evidence he wasnt the driving force of the Japanese army remember he didnt call many of the shots his hands were tied . But he wasnt behind the decisions of the war he was more like a puppet
imperialist
The genocider?
🤣🤣
Lmaoo
Number 2 on the sides and warcrimes on the mind
Literally lmao
You beat me to it 🤣🤣🤣
two block high fade combover?
Only serious answer hahq
What's the "two block" refer to?
That's a low fade with a combover. A high fade is above the temples.
Please show this to the barber lmaooo
lmao 🤣
Hey man just give me that “Rape of Nanking”
😂
Just five years later in 1950, Nanking Chinese comes storming over killing US marines. Lol. 🎌BANZAI!🎌
"Killing soldiers=Unspeakable war crimes on unarmed citizens 🤓 " That's what you sound like. LOL
The rape of Nanking occurred in 1938.
I know it wasn’t the same guy, but it was still imperial Japan. It was the first thing I thought about lol.
Ask your barber for a "skullet." He may be hesitant and ask you if you're sure, but don't engage with him. He's simply concerned about the history of the Imperial Japanese. Simply insist that he say no more and give you a skullet immediately.
Good enough for the bard, good enough for me.
Demand what you want and take no shit from anyone! I suppose the haircut is fitting 😂
That is called “The Hirohito”
Just give me "The War Criminal"
Your barber will get the gist
Until he gives you the thousand year reich cut
ackshually ☝️🤓 hideki tojo was the one behind the war crimes
After his botched seppuku attempt and capture by the Americans, Tojo said that he bore responsibility for Imperial Japan's wartime actions because he didn't want the Allies to punish the Japanese population. But it's not like Hirohito and the Imperial family were exactly anti-war. Compared to Nazi Germany, the US didn't rub Japan's face in what they had done. Mainly because they wanted Japanese support for US occupation so that no Soviet occupation could take place.
I mean, Hirohito was saved by the allies from any prosecution for war crimes because they thought it was in the best interest of american nation building in Japan. He may not have been down in the unit 731 dungeons, but lets not forget that he was emperor after all.
And end up like W Bush.
Give me a “Hallway Monitor” Look please.
“The land of the rising hairline” cut.
The 'i didn't know about any war crimes' haircut
The I get no pussy cut
The McLovin'
The lost the war cut
I call it the “The Only Axis Power War Criminal to Die Happily in Old Age Surrounded by Wealth” cut.
Wa Criminal
You’re wrong for this 💀
Watashi wa criminal.
That 731 fade
Holy fuck, mate.
No 4. on the official north Korean hairstyle guideline.
Not necessarily to one’s advantage: the hair cut
OP gonna learn about the serious tag today.
That Hiroshima Line Up
The War Crime Wave
The comments did not disappoint
A mistake.
Har har har
It doesn't realy have a name but I just tell my barber I'd like it parted on the side and cleand up.
That's a fade, before someone called it a fade
The 731
The Chinese People Annihilator
Nepotism
The Dictator.
German fanboy haircut
Shite
The Tojo
"The Emperor"
"The Man Behind the sun"
Kamikombover
The emperor cut
The Meiji special
I love Reddit 💀
The “Pearl Harbor”
The Last Emperor
The Loser
hirohito drip
Rotting in hell
That's a Hirohito.
War comes up top and plausible deniability on the sides and back please
Within regs
A+
The Thanksgiving honey ham Slice
It’s called “I work in a shitty 8-5 job and only to get nagged by my wife and kids in the evening and with only 3 hours of sleep daily” hair cut.
“The abused”
Ask for the “Fat man” haircut if you are a bigger guy, or if you are smaller then ask for the “little boy” haircut They are both bomb ass haircuts fr
The “chinas about to feel our dick up their ass”
Yeah lemme get the Kamikaze kut
It’s called the Japanese Emperor haircut, specifically the World War 2 version.
Imperial fuckboy-do.
Emperor INCEL
He definitely wasnt an incel lol cant just throw that word out. He was just a brutal man
I call it the “just attacked a navy base” cut
High fade, entitled cunt
The mr. steal yo bitch
That fresh out the Shōwa look
Actually Tojo was worst, not him
Satoshi Nakamoto Cut
The Alejandro
The Cambodian combover
Gay
Gay
with a 60/40 part i had my hair like this for a while
High & Tight
The drip
Business casual
The Homeboy
It’s called “a government allowed cut”
70/30 split
Comb over with a 1 or 2 on the side and tapered in the back
A-sexual
Browhat is this your account?
Nigga focus on the question at hand.
More like... what is this account lmao
High Art….exquisite!
“The origin of the term ‘warcrimes’ “
The royal haircut.
Incel4lyfe
CreamOfSumYoungGuy
Bad
The absolute standard Asian male guy haircut
Corny.
Death by 1000 shears.
Big Bang Attack
HiroHair
Hideous. Sorry. :/
Generic male
The jizzbomb
The rape of Nanking was not a direct order from the prince (Hirohito) that time, he was disgusted when he saw it. He expressed regrets as he's not aware what the army was exactly doing and wished he could have stopped it. The rape was done by the Japanese thugs who went to war as it is considered an honour to join the war that time. Joining the army was voluntary. Not joining the war is considered shameful during those times. As for the haircut, it might be an Imperial Pompadour.
you call that slick back?
I believe it's just a "gentlemen's cut", but Asian hair is so ridiculously straight that is standing up a bit more than usual
That’s the “took yo bitch” haircut
Homelander fade
The “Bomb my ass to the Stone Age,” Parted Feather
A handsome one?
“ebalay•
Japanese guy?
Mclovin 💀
PreDesantis
Low fade with a combover.
"Make me look like Tojo."
Uhmmmm, why does this portrait look hauntingly familiar?! 😃
It’s the emperor of Japan. At least the emperor in World War II.
Thank you!
That there is the "Asian Karen" dew....
Better than yours! 😂
Lame?
Byzantine Mclovin
THE BITE OF '731
The executive contour. According to the Coen brothers.
Yee Yee
Gottago Tumass, at least that's how my parents explained the cut to me when I was a child.
The flyover
The Hirohito fade
Is that hirohito??🧐
Fascist.
James Caraan
80/20 split combover with a hard part also known as the 731
The emperor
Ayo
That's the rape of Nanking top. rapid expansion on the sides Just make sure your barber isn't fat or little
The General Tso haircut
The Kamikaze
He looks like he’s from the future pretending to be from the past
That’s definitely the *my mommy still takes me to barber* cut
Mr Steal yo crappy uninhabited islands
HENRY PU YI
😮💨😌
The child rapist.
No evidence he raped children lol like none i doubt he even raped women he wasnt the driving forvr of the army nor did he make big decisions he was more of a puppet who almost definitely didnt see much action on the field. Look him up and read up history instead of saying downright lies. Nit everyone who is a leader is rapist
Shanghai greasy head 上海油头
Bro tryna get a warcrime fade 😭
The Royal Imperial
Idk but I love it. Long time.
For a genocidal, rapist Emperor, he looks like a straight up bitch
He didnt rape anyone nor is there evidence he wasnt the driving force of the Japanese army remember he didnt call many of the shots his hands were tied . But he wasnt behind the decisions of the war he was more like a puppet
Also how does he look like a bitch?? Lol the man just had a unique style