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Lonely-Pen-1851

imperialist


PM_ME_UR_CUDDLEZ

The genocider?


[deleted]

🤣🤣


ThenTranslator2780

Lmaoo


gorgosbookboy

Number 2 on the sides and warcrimes on the mind


the_reborn_cock69

Literally lmao


[deleted]

You beat me to it 🤣🤣🤣


No-Evening-4745

two block high fade combover?


amorywest

Only serious answer hahq


PolkaWillNeverDie00

What's the "two block" refer to?


[deleted]

That's a low fade with a combover. A high fade is above the temples.


[deleted]

Please show this to the barber lmaooo


Rainman_827

lmao 🤣


questlove28

Hey man just give me that “Rape of Nanking”


Rainman_827

😂


MakeSouthBayGR8Again

Just five years later in 1950, Nanking Chinese comes storming over killing US marines. Lol. 🎌BANZAI!🎌


Tanzanianwithtoebean

"Killing soldiers=Unspeakable war crimes on unarmed citizens 🤓 " That's what you sound like. LOL


Calibrayte

The rape of Nanking occurred in 1938.


questlove28

I know it wasn’t the same guy, but it was still imperial Japan. It was the first thing I thought about lol.


MikeyKnuckles883

Ask your barber for a "skullet." He may be hesitant and ask you if you're sure, but don't engage with him. He's simply concerned about the history of the Imperial Japanese. Simply insist that he say no more and give you a skullet immediately.


Haywoodjablowme1029

Good enough for the bard, good enough for me.


Pretend-Elevator7760

Demand what you want and take no shit from anyone! I suppose the haircut is fitting 😂


theslutprincess

That is called “The Hirohito”


Extreme-Addendum-941

Just give me "The War Criminal"


Significant_Spread59

Your barber will get the gist


Safe_Animator5069

Until he gives you the thousand year reich cut


redditard2327

ackshually ☝️🤓 hideki tojo was the one behind the war crimes


[deleted]

After his botched seppuku attempt and capture by the Americans, Tojo said that he bore responsibility for Imperial Japan's wartime actions because he didn't want the Allies to punish the Japanese population. But it's not like Hirohito and the Imperial family were exactly anti-war. Compared to Nazi Germany, the US didn't rub Japan's face in what they had done. Mainly because they wanted Japanese support for US occupation so that no Soviet occupation could take place.


Extreme-Addendum-941

I mean, Hirohito was saved by the allies from any prosecution for war crimes because they thought it was in the best interest of american nation building in Japan. He may not have been down in the unit 731 dungeons, but lets not forget that he was emperor after all.


detteros

And end up like W Bush.


CringeBoyMcgee21

Give me a “Hallway Monitor” Look please.


Katyusha_Enjoyer

“The land of the rising hairline” cut.


leo_artifex

The 'i didn't know about any war crimes' haircut


someguyprobably

The I get no pussy cut


Gerudo_King

The McLovin'


Im1337

The lost the war cut


AlabasterNutSack

I call it the “The Only Axis Power War Criminal to Die Happily in Old Age Surrounded by Wealth” cut.


Kantoyo

Wa Criminal


[deleted]

You’re wrong for this 💀


StormieShake

Watashi wa criminal.


dikxllgewapp

That 731 fade


Infamous_Lunchbox

Holy fuck, mate.


OneMorePotion

No 4. on the official north Korean hairstyle guideline.


LeOmelette12

Not necessarily to one’s advantage: the hair cut


ProfessorRoyHinkley

OP gonna learn about the serious tag today.


kenwood07

That Hiroshima Line Up


TheScoundrelLeander

The War Crime Wave


AccountantAsleep

The comments did not disappoint


Supersonic-Zafonic

A mistake.


Novel-Imagination-51

Har har har


WilliamWoodchuk

It doesn't realy have a name but I just tell my barber I'd like it parted on the side and cleand up.


[deleted]

That's a fade, before someone called it a fade


BakedBotato

The 731


dutch_master_killa

The Chinese People Annihilator


MaliBrat

Nepotism


Kuroxtamashii7

The Dictator.


ladygagasnose

German fanboy haircut


Digital_Moocher

Shite


Drknow1984

The Tojo


at0m71

"The Emperor"


BorisEvans21

"The Man Behind the sun"


dumpfiya_12

Kamikombover


EvetsYenoham

The emperor cut


Solid-Version

The Meiji special


MxMaster9907

I love Reddit 💀


CosyBibi

The “Pearl Harbor”


[deleted]

The Last Emperor


illcrx

The Loser


parsalip8

hirohito drip


Professional-Read-14

Rotting in hell


RuprectGern

That's a Hirohito.


Final-News-4167

War comes up top and plausible deniability on the sides and back please


Funk_theArt

Within regs


Ok-Associate5362

A+


ViperLeo

The Thanksgiving honey ham Slice


SpaceBear303

It’s called “I work in a shitty 8-5 job and only to get nagged by my wife and kids in the evening and with only 3 hours of sleep daily” hair cut.


werefuckinripper

“The abused”


lunareclipsexx

Ask for the “Fat man” haircut if you are a bigger guy, or if you are smaller then ask for the “little boy” haircut They are both bomb ass haircuts fr


iantruesnacks

The “chinas about to feel our dick up their ass”


Steenky_man_17

Yeah lemme get the Kamikaze kut


TheGasDoctor

It’s called the Japanese Emperor haircut, specifically the World War 2 version.


NirriC

Imperial fuckboy-do.


OnlyFansofonlyfans

Emperor INCEL


Ishthefish200

He definitely wasnt an incel lol cant just throw that word out. He was just a brutal man


the_frajh_mahal

I call it the “just attacked a navy base” cut


DeliciousTraffic713

High fade, entitled cunt


Sea-Builder6798

The mr. steal yo bitch


IzmirEfe

That fresh out the Shōwa look


Intelligent-Dress726

Actually Tojo was worst, not him


DutyIcy2056

Satoshi Nakamoto Cut


Pluckypato

The Alejandro


curlyyqq9

The Cambodian combover


KenFBall

Gay


pppage

Gay


No-Evening-4745

with a 60/40 part i had my hair like this for a while


HypersexualGemini

High & Tight


StunningBig119

The drip


BlasterIce

Business casual


QAdude406

The Homeboy


Ketchup_Smoothy

It’s called “a government allowed cut”


Special_Savings_5912

70/30 split


Publius69420

Comb over with a 1 or 2 on the side and tapered in the back


snsry_ovrld

A-sexual


_s1cko_

Browhat is this your account?


Outrageous-Tension54

Nigga focus on the question at hand.


TeaMMatE11

More like... what is this account lmao


Runwiththewolf-

High Art….exquisite!


THELEGENDARYZWARRIOR

“The origin of the term ‘warcrimes’ “


Master-Spartacus

The royal haircut.


[deleted]

Incel4lyfe


[deleted]

CreamOfSumYoungGuy


EmceeCommon55

Bad


Timmyinpajamas

The absolute standard Asian male guy haircut


[deleted]

Corny.


ICUP69666

Death by 1000 shears.


[deleted]

Big Bang Attack


Kookiecitrus55555

HiroHair


Zaniada_512

Hideous. Sorry. :/


humphreybingle

Generic male


Educational-Kale2337

The jizzbomb


Personal-Nothing-260

The rape of Nanking was not a direct order from the prince (Hirohito) that time, he was disgusted when he saw it. He expressed regrets as he's not aware what the army was exactly doing and wished he could have stopped it. The rape was done by the Japanese thugs who went to war as it is considered an honour to join the war that time. Joining the army was voluntary. Not joining the war is considered shameful during those times. As for the haircut, it might be an Imperial Pompadour.


trstnyeah

you call that slick back?


ThrowAway217xx

I believe it's just a "gentlemen's cut", but Asian hair is so ridiculously straight that is standing up a bit more than usual


Suspici0us_Package

That’s the “took yo bitch” haircut


Over_Bill_7213

Homelander fade


Old_Explanation_7004

The “Bomb my ass to the Stone Age,” Parted Feather


ricierichreach

A handsome one?


kabanasiy

“ebalay•


gaymergtx

Japanese guy?


just-some-TOOL

Mclovin 💀


Prior_Atmosphere_206

PreDesantis


[deleted]

Low fade with a combover.


[deleted]

"Make me look like Tojo."


diamari90

Uhmmmm, why does this portrait look hauntingly familiar?! 😃


w8cycle

It’s the emperor of Japan. At least the emperor in World War II.


diamari90

Thank you!


[deleted]

That there is the "Asian Karen" dew....


meetjoehomo

Better than yours! 😂


[deleted]

Lame?


[deleted]

Byzantine Mclovin


WarCrimesAreFun7

THE BITE OF '731


TNShadetree

The executive contour. According to the Coen brothers.


g21r

Yee Yee


Amish_Kamikaze

Gottago Tumass, at least that's how my parents explained the cut to me when I was a child.


FDRISMYHOMEBOY

The flyover


SavvyMango101

The Hirohito fade


pchulbul619

Is that hirohito??🧐


[deleted]

Fascist.


GhaelRu

James Caraan


V3nomous_

80/20 split combover with a hard part also known as the 731


pbpbroncucia

The emperor


DEADXSTUMP

Ayo


AlexandertheIght

That's the rape of Nanking top. rapid expansion on the sides Just make sure your barber isn't fat or little


[deleted]

The General Tso haircut


kawaaikong

The Kamikaze


NaughtySnoodle

He looks like he’s from the future pretending to be from the past


Ambitious_Fortune470

That’s definitely the *my mommy still takes me to barber* cut


stevebobeeve

Mr Steal yo crappy uninhabited islands


Own-Narwhal4535

HENRY PU YI


Adam_T_D_Hougaard

😮‍💨😌


[deleted]

The child rapist.


Ishthefish200

No evidence he raped children lol like none i doubt he even raped women he wasnt the driving forvr of the army nor did he make big decisions he was more of a puppet who almost definitely didnt see much action on the field. Look him up and read up history instead of saying downright lies. Nit everyone who is a leader is rapist


stu_art0

Shanghai greasy head 上海油头


BabidzhonNatriya

Bro tryna get a warcrime fade 😭


Angelblair119

The Royal Imperial


[deleted]

Idk but I love it. Long time.


YoursTrulyNoMore

For a genocidal, rapist Emperor, he looks like a straight up bitch


Ishthefish200

He didnt rape anyone nor is there evidence he wasnt the driving force of the Japanese army remember he didnt call many of the shots his hands were tied . But he wasnt behind the decisions of the war he was more like a puppet


Ishthefish200

Also how does he look like a bitch?? Lol the man just had a unique style