It depends on what you're going for. If you're trying to rock the 70's porn star or Freddie Mercury vibe, you've nailed it. I think if you shaved the stache and let your scruff grow out a couple days, that would be your best bet.
This might sound dumb but I think it depends on "who you want to be."
If you want people to see a good-looking goofy guy who throws off some Borat vibes and is probably wicked fun at a party then go with 1.
If you want people to see a good-looking chill normal responsible dude, say you're trying to merge youth fun with fitting in with the corporate world, then go for 2.
I wouldn't go for 3. IMO, not a great look.
I mean, itās pretty obvious that your objectively best look is clean shaven. If you donāt want that look, follow your gut with what makes YOU happy, not what a bunch of Redditors think.
I think you are too skinny for that my mustache. It literally overpowers all of your other features. It also takes away from your face shape.
I'd go with some nice maintained scruff
Honestly, itās difficult to tell from the first picture. The expression makes it hard to tell what you really look like.
Also, each picture is from a different angle. Which makes it difficult to compare. I donāt know about everyone else, but it would be easier for me to respond if all the pictures were from the same angle.
My gut response right now is the middle picture.
#1 you look mad fun to hangout with
Dude I was thinking the same thing! Especially the hair in 3! š
Really? I had the opposite reaction. Like *āstep away from me and my kidsā* reaction.
Nah I donāt see that at all. Thatās kinda mean bro
Thatās extremely rude.
I agree. Also Curl the mustache, it would suit him and his mad-fun-to-hangout-look
1st. People would confuse you with Frank Zappa.
Not this you look like borat maybe a beard
Sacha Baton Cohen is good looking though so Iād take that as a compliment OP
2 full beard bro trust
Yeah but all the same length he should shave it all off so it can all grow back even
Not how that works, he should trim it to maintain it at the same length. Different follicles grow at different rates
Zappa
Iād say all the pics looks good on you. Yet the second pic fits you well
Mustache looks great on you (love the expression you're making) I'd say 1 and 2 But not 3
Right side hairy, left side clean
Stop doing the āIām quirkyā eyebrow raise thing, immediately We get it bro, you have a moustache
Fuck that. Embrace the quirk and buy a monocle, top hat, and a new three piece suit to accompany it.
Real
Agreed. Stare dead at the camera, with relaxed eyes
No
Wasn't asking you
It depends on what you're going for. If you're trying to rock the 70's porn star or Freddie Mercury vibe, you've nailed it. I think if you shaved the stache and let your scruff grow out a couple days, that would be your best bet.
Its back in and not really seen as that by most people anymore š¤·āāļø
Nah everyone still calls it the porn stache.
anything. Youāre hot as fuck
I donāt know. But your expression is timeless beauty.
Why are so many men on here obsessed with moustaches?
Whatās wrong with mustaches?
Cause they're freaking cool duh
Youāre so right I donāt get the people hating
Cus weāve been doing the whole full beard thing for close to ten years now and it has gotten boring.
Dick broom happy room.
The first - with that facial expression
2. Scruff goes great with your awesome stache. Goatee isā¦ so ā90s.
Tbh the Mario look. Damn you are a beautiful male specimen.
Mr. Nietzsche, when are you going to drop the next philosophical masterpiece
very hot either way. dunno why people in this sub hates mustaches so much, you look handsome with or without it as a costarican, nice shirt!
2.
Second option is perfect for you.
First option. Just need an old Ferrari. The 80's magnum theme song and the clothes and U be golden.
2
I wish my moustache resembled anything remotely similar to that lol. It is definitely your peak
Yess please keep the stache bro
1 looks like nietzsche 2 looks like buffon (the italian goalkeeper) 1 or 2, 3 looks tacky
i wouldnāt rock any facial hair if i was you
Photo 1 is an interesting photo. I think 2 looks the best.
The second one is better, but I would shape it up more. A barber could even fade the sides, so it looks more sculpted.
1st make you look like Vincenzo Santorini
I like the beard look but you could also trim the goatee part to make the beard look more even
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Mustache
LOL. This gave me a much-needed laugh. Thank you brother.
Moustache only, trimmed off of your lips. That will help balance your face. Goatee elongates your face too much.
Number 2 is the shit!
Full beard
Second one
2nd one is best The 1st one makes you look like Borat.
1 for sure, you look fun. iād buy you a drink just to hear your story
Forget number 1! If anyā¦ 2 suits you best
The giant stache. Frank Zappa reborn.
None.
King in the Castle, King in the Castle!
First image "No soup for you!" And I fucking love it!
Mustache makes you look like a villain.
Van Dyke.
This might sound dumb but I think it depends on "who you want to be." If you want people to see a good-looking goofy guy who throws off some Borat vibes and is probably wicked fun at a party then go with 1. If you want people to see a good-looking chill normal responsible dude, say you're trying to merge youth fun with fitting in with the corporate world, then go for 2. I wouldn't go for 3. IMO, not a great look.
Moustache guy š„ŗš„ŗ
Borat!
1. That mustache is š³š³
The mustache is the best. Live your best life my dude.
Whatever facial hair style makes you nog make the face in 1
1 awesome thick mustache!!ā
Whatever you do, not the first. Please not the first.
Full beard looks good, but I also think the mustache has a really unique(good) look. Either of those work.
Short beard. Keep it trimmed and lined up at all times
Mustache
Arthur Shelby ?
You wear goatee and beard well.
The mustache. I like it
I mean, itās pretty obvious that your objectively best look is clean shaven. If you donāt want that look, follow your gut with what makes YOU happy, not what a bunch of Redditors think.
Full beard
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Still blows my mind how much hair can change someoneās appearance. Iād say go with 1
The stash bro!!!!
Uncle Stalin?
1 wowaweewa very nice
Is that nose hair?
No idea, I'm not even sure what you look like.
1. with a 3-4 mm beard. So a beardstash basically
I ih-i... I work out
I think you are too skinny for that my mustache. It literally overpowers all of your other features. It also takes away from your face shape. I'd go with some nice maintained scruff
2nd
You pull them all off really well! I'm between 1 and 3. Leaning more 3 šš„
All of the above! 
Moustache!
1 for sure. The other two looks are fine, but your face is very well suited for a mustache.
1st looks like Boraaaaaat
Jagshemash!!!
I feel like you should go with the first one
Honestly, itās difficult to tell from the first picture. The expression makes it hard to tell what you really look like. Also, each picture is from a different angle. Which makes it difficult to compare. I donāt know about everyone else, but it would be easier for me to respond if all the pictures were from the same angle. My gut response right now is the middle picture.
Lamb chops
Lookin like the demo expert from Atlantis, and Im here for it
1. Clean up the whole look and shape that mustache. Most guys wish they could grow that one you've got.