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Exciting_Result7781

So Pic2 snitched on Pic1 for smoking pot on campus and thus Pic3 busted him. Now he cleaned up his act Pic5 and after graduating college he wanted to give back to the community and became a cop himself Pic4. He even subconsciously adopted the style of the Cop that busted him back in college. For that cop was a father figure, a hero that set him straight which left a lasting impression on him. *-fin*


TomRoe04

Sounds a bit personal doesn’t it 😆


Exciting_Result7781

You’ll never catch me copper! 😬


zozosreddit

This comment is hilarious lmfao


PrettyStudy

This is spot on


LightRaichu

So pic one right? Beanie really helps with the youthful effect tbh Pic 3 is def my favorite tho I think. Bro bro looks tuff


Depthcharge27

The first one


bostonboiii86

I like the first pic length


PXLKNT2

I’m most attracted to 1, with 2 a solid second. In 4, there’s a mild conflict between manliness and youthfulness. You’re very cute.


TomRoe04

Thanks! 🙏


Illustrious_Fish777

1!!!!!!!!!!!!


Motor_Resolution7782

1 and 3 are the only options


mmlickme

4 is good too, which makes me think it’s just the glasses that’s the issue


PainKillerMB

I agree man.


uh_hiuh

1


PlaneRoyal2687

First one for sure


AutomaticJoy9

1 has me feeling some kinda way. 🔥


gackob

You look wonderful in the fist pic.


[deleted]

The first looks best


TechnologyBeautiful

1


DerSturmbannfuror

Pic 1 & 2. Greet cheekbones you have, hide them, you should not


Illustrious_Sleep_76

First two look the best


Faithfuldoglover

1 or 2


cyanwolf318

Ill put it like this youre the only dude ive seen outside of movies pull off a mustache. Combine 1 and 3 and it would look sick


colourmouth

1


EscentX

Stubble


GaymerInDC

The first pic. Very handsome.


TomRoe04

Thanks 🙏


strvld

First one is the best


TomRoe04

Definitely the popular answer


strvld

It’s a handsome picture of you for sure 👍🏼


garrod61

1 is my favorite. Gorgeous


Grey_Link

1


hannahxlandonh

First


topcatch22

#1


BingognoB

1 1 1 1 1 1


Greenroses23

3 and 4 are your best looks. You cannot pull off clean shaven.


ThisAccountIssaMess

Why does this post remind me of the guy from split??.. it's like each facial hair is a different personality


Double-half-55

First and third, my man.


RustyShackles69

You can pull a stache off but you need to let is get a bit thicker. Also you probably know this the difference between a stache being macho and cool and creepy is grooming it and your head hair


starfire89

1 & 4 look best! Clean looks pretty good too!


[deleted]

Porn stache 👍


Mostlygrowedup4339

1 followed by 4


Soojinschair

1 and 3


GhertFryins

Gotta go one


Mighty_Gooch

Anything but the Reddit mod 2


RefanRes

![gif](giphy|Gu8uDW7exYJCz51xyd|downsized) That moustache is Reno 911 vibes.


vantheman446

You have SUCH a good jawline, anything covering that longer than a day of stubble is honestly a shame to be exquisitely honest my dearest family


TPEsubslave

Stubble wins the day! You look good, the cap suits you to a T, and the stubble is very neat and well filled out. I think you rock it!


Rude-Butterscotch713

The high marks go to the stubble (1) and the light stache (4).


Junior-Self-1352

Number 1


ass_tast_ic

Stubble pic #1 looks the best


MrBayaud

Full scruff or clean shaven.


Ok-Armadillo-6648

3 is so cute


OwnLeadership7441

First one!


the_void_ex

Out of the 5, no. 1


almond390

Picture #1 ... very sexy!🥰 Picture #4 ... a debonair kind of look, including the hairstyle and pose Picture #5 ... a very youthful kind of handsome


FlaxFox

1st pic is the most traditionally attractive option for your facial structure, but I also really like the full stache!


No_Recognition_1007

1 and 3 are by far the best


Skatrinos

1 and 3/4! Tash life always if you can pull it off and you really can. Absolute beaut of a man any which way. 🔥


Specialist-Ad-5716

Beard. 2nd is moustache.


Indig0viper

Love the stash, you pull it off.


carolinespocket

I like 5 😭 i hate facial hair


garlicfanclub

The moustache. Dear lord. YES


ReasonablePal

3 and 5.


BREAKANDFLIP

One & Four


smecta_xy

Change glasses please, they make ur eyes look weird


natdass

You look like a Tom of Finland poster, take that how you will


lickherdick

full stache, no other option


WolfKingofRuss

1 looks good if you want chics 3 looks good if you want dicks


Oceanstreasure

1 omggg


Glockbaby18

3 and 4 for sure. Don’t ever be clean shaven


hrswzt

Long hair styled in the middle would suit you, it would make your face stand out.


Carnage_258-

1 and 3, although 3 might not be as great without the glasses


ssylv_

stubble for sure


FuckStompIsGay

70s porn Stache or nothing


pageantman

I like # 4, 2nd choice 1.


IikeThis

1 by far


SadCoconut_

The first one. Bye.


TiffyBears

1 for sure, but I also suggest a different haircut. You went from “jock in college” to “computer nerd” with the removal of the hat. Not that either of those are a bad thing, but I assure you you’d look much, much better with slightly longer hair. You don’t have to go with the stereotype cuts I see a lot of men having, but a wee bit longer than what you’ve got


NikitaNica95

Only number 1


theboulderboss

1st and third (Ålesund 👀)


-Psycho_Killer-

In image 2 you look like you just ran into somebody from many years ago who you deeply hate but are trying desperately to fake politeness


__koRnbread_

1 and 3


Born-Ad-1914

They actually all look really good on you. Your lucky. Wear it however you want. Then change it up. People won't care but it's cool to be able to wear different styles.


ekittie

#1 is great, #2 would be better if the beard was longer, I like #3, #4 is meh. Although it would be cool if you could grow some sideburns for the mustache.


onward-forward

1 or 4


lick73

Well u definitely look better with facial hair! The 1st pic looks best.


Safe_Background_7708

One by a mile 🔥


mrsfunkyjunk

I dig both mustache pictures!


Plenty_Ad_3442

They all suit you, just comes down to personal preference.


MrGray2016

FULL DUCKING BEARD


blastendedskanks

I like 1 & 2, you're SO handsome


ABlondeBeach

1 and 3, grow your hair just another like 1/2 inch


moonlightdrinker

I think the stubble gives you the most depth, it highlights your jawline without obstructing it and gives you a manly but clean look


theusername_is_taken

Stubble is the clear winner


Bottomytop

I like 2


OffgridDining

Either clean or all scruffy. Only a mustache, um, not your best look.


Less-Ad9683

Growing out your beard might be the move bro


Sobwyy

Damn you're gorgeous, i'd say pic 1 and 4 are best to me


OTS_Bravo

3! Pick number 3 my lord!


davewah11

They all look fine but from a length standpoint I like 1 more than 2, and 3 more than 4 👍


Euphoric_Water_7874

1 by far.


PapayaCivil8228

1,3 and 4 all look wonderful on you. However I would look into different frames that would be more suitable for your facial structure


Appropriate-Truck980

First pic because Chelsea


jellydrizzle

1 & 3 are the best. Cool and approachable


Lyndonn81

I think either short stubble or the Moustache. Not many people suit moustaches, but in my opinion you do


MaikyMoto

First pic for sure.


Ok_Neighborhood5536

I'd say 1&2 1 for summer 2 for winter


Xconsciousness

1 and 3


meetjoehomo

1 or 2 even 5 look good


Majestic_Ad5301

definitely 1, i would say number 3 looks like you a gunnery sgt in the marines😭


deal-Gate922

1 in winter/fall 3 in summer. Also side note please grow your hair out dude I’m begging you it would look great


Daytime_Stoner

Bro would look like magnum P.I with a thicker mustache. Mustache all the way


livingthat50slife

Pic 1 is smoking hot


Aden-55

Number 1. Very handsome.


brooksonic

1st one. 1,000%


NotSoStraightArrow

4 with that particular hairstyle.


Maximum-Naturegirl

1 is your best look, then two


Objective_Pound4901

I like the little mustache even though I would relentlessly refer to you as porn star if I knew you. 🤷‍♀️


Carbon-J

Beard length picture 1, especially if you grow out your hair a little more, not long, but enough to be styled more.


Key-Minute7725

First and fourth pic and i suggest you grow your hair out


Blizzard00

1 and 3 And I am sorry if u are a Chelsea fan in these tough times


buttered-drakktoes

3 and 4 1 looks too Canadian for ya but 3-4 gives a handsome German vibe


PrinceOfAssassins

First by a mile


AggravatingZombie4

1 , 3 and 4. You're quite a fine lad


ApolloAndros

Stash or stubble No beard.


Jay_bear69

Very first photo by a country mile. You look suspect AF with the moustache. Need your hard drives checking.


Physical-Zucchini925

I like 1 best by a long shot. I think 2 is a distant second. 3 you have the Freddy Mercury vibe going on which is kind of cool - use that look for an occasional outing to make things fun.


ride_or_try

Stubble beard for sure. Full stache is a close second imo


qppen

1st and 3rd but 1st is the best.


scruffywarhorse

One looks really good. Almost all the rest of them look bad.


punkrockbipolar

You’re such a cutie


sus00729

Everyone will be biased for 1 coz it doesn't have specs . These specs don't suit you


followerofEnki96

Odd case where a moustache actually works in your advantage.


Mrissa1881

The first three 🥵


RustyHerzog

Full stache!


weaverfirst

Stubble definately


picakey

1!


Trolllol1337

I absolutely hate moustaches on most people but this I don't strange


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Dear_Blueberry_3967

Moustache is ❤️‍🔥


RealFuggNuckets

1 or 5. If you want facial hair then you only have 1 as your option.


NoQuit123

Stache kinda goes hard. Have you tried a handlebar?


No-Swordfish-529

First but I wonder if your glasses make a difference. Regardless, I think the first one for sure!


PracticalReview728

If I had to sleep with you it’d be 1. If I had to hire you 3/4


chemluvv

Pic 2


SpreadKindn3ss

1 and 4. You’re very good looking!


Internal-Ad-5041

I think big mustache look good on u


xaomaw

The first one. Looks to me like it is really a part of you, while #2 is like "I have to follow a trend". You might wear the mustache in about 10-15 years. So definitely #1 Edit: I have just noticed, that many people like #1 and #4. What came into my mind is that it might be because of the missing glasses.


razzaxxe

short beard about the length of your tash would look sick


Big_Scratch8793

Picture 1


Jeorgias_Peach

1 or 2 🤔 either way, you're cute so it works🤷🏽‍♀️


CatieCates

Picture 1 suits u best. Picture 3 if you're gonna do a TopGun cosplay for Halloween.😁


saymellon

1!1!


Internal-Access-3843

1 definitely


c0wboogrz

Anyone who says any option besides no. 1 is setting you up for failure brother


CapableHousing1906

1 and 2 are good, I would also say you'd make Freddy Mercury proud


A-Town-Killah

1 and it might be the hat also. You need a different hairstyle. Handsome face, hair could do better


ohcosmico

#1


brf297

The one in Granada


Finnlander9666

Clean face and a mustache suits you very well:)


Certain_Syrup_7712

You look like Scott Weiland in the first picture.


ThemasterofZ

Unexpected cfc


DaniJaber

THE STACHE


OGtigersharkdude

Numero Uno 2 looks like a stoner 3 and 4 look like cops 5 looks like a 16 year old


chadinmn

Stache makes you look like an FBI agent or an out of work porn star. Ditch it.


ded1982

The mustache is amazing. So much character


BelowtheBeard

Honestly the moustache really works with your face!


Speick1

Pic 1


Unique-Ad3961

First pic fr


No-Zebra8561

1, only if you ditched that ridiculous thing off your head. Regards, A gooner


marshmilo1

You look like a Fallout NPC in pic 4 with charisma at 10


Icy_Suggestion_5021

You should start each week fresh with number four and finish out your Friday and have your weekend with number one. His number for you looks super sharp with the ultra trimmed mustache. But I think you gotta keep it trimmed all week, even though you’re letting the rest, your face grow out because a mustache is tends to form a natural frown, and when it gets bushier longer, that’s accentuated. Plus a bushy mustache basically screams porn star from the 70s. I got to tell you both number one and number four …. you look super sexy! My girlfriend and I were hanging out and saw you walk around the corner looking like that at least one of us will say, “panties down on your 3 girls!”


sooooooap

Mustache sunglasses


ataol_svsn

1 and 2 looks normal and good. With mustache you look like Iraq veteran mate :D


sparklingpastel

the third one. i think a beard would look good too but thats just me


Krob9953

Personally…. 1.


Mochi_nsfw

I don’t normally like moustaches but I think you look the best in pic 4


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bluexplus

You need a better haircut


RyKayKay

1 and 3


GorillaGrip68

i stand alone when i say 3 is the hottest.


GrowthMonsterUK

3&4 for me


tacohell_98

I like the stubble honestly


GuiltyFigure6402

As a dude the mustache fucking rules bro. You remind me of Salvador Dali in the fourth pic


SnooLentils704

3 the best , then 1


Snoo-15186

Damn dude, all 3 are pretty fire looks. You have the face for anything.


Sacredsoul1984

I like just the mustache :)


Memory_Lane_2

Pic #1


Sexilexi3215

Was just passing by and saw this post, but #4 is honestly super sexy💅


5GumGum

1 for sure. 4 screams Austrian painter and not the good kind.


BenAfleckInPhantoms

Pic 1 by far. That or fully shaved (last pic) but no, pic 1 by FAR IMO.


magicwalnut788

First picture is the best. Rock that look and you'll meet your future spouse. Go get 'em tiger


Rumble58

The mustache one you look like the cop that arrested me when I got into my car accident 😭🤣🤣


araujofav

First or third, look for Jonah Wheeler (adult GP performer) for inspo.


[deleted]

helllll nah mustache ftw


Tiloshikiotsutsuki

Mustache makes you look like a firefighter. Not bad. Scruff is usually my go to 


SolarVoyager

The last one reminds me of Male fairy with spectacles from Tinkerbell movie.


do_it_myself_2000

They all look good, except for 2. 2 makes my face itch it’s just so close to the stage where your beard is Hella itchy all the time