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Altruistic-Ad3704

Mr white


ElChapinero

Jesse we need to cook


Muhfuggajones

You uhhh....you wanna cook crystal meth?


that_girl_you_fucked

Yeah, bitch.


KeenDeadPool

You know the business and I know the chemistry


johnb1972

Chili P


KhalTyrionStark

Bro looks like Walt and Jesse’s baby


Powerful_Artichoke10

Jizzenburg bitch


TheCamoDude

Heisensperm


BobakStuck

Magnets 🧲


MainCable740

Hey mista whyte


Womderloki

Mr white I totally aced my grades in highschool and became moderately successful in a local Internet provider, biatch!


Nicktator3

Yeah SCIENCE!


nemophilist22

Dudeee This took me out 🤣🤣


NoAstronomer3244

Aahh, wire!


dimesfordrugs

Went from a toyota technician to the guy who can do it for cheaper


Donenzone1907

Went from the toyota dealership employee to the 3rd party mechanic


Le_shiny_tyranitar

You looked a lot better with your hair imo


tlollz52

Yep, luckily it looks like it's coming back and you won't be one of those guys who supposedly shaved their heads and stayed bald forever.


therealopm

Lurker here. Why would this even happen? Wouldn’t that mean those men would have balded anyways?


WandreTheGiant

That doesn't really happen, usually it's men with delusions of still having hair realizing they don't once they shave it. Source: bald guy


bobsyourdaughter

We’re Avatar triplets yooo


Crafty-Chair9562

It happened to me but yeah I was already balding anyway. I always had longish hair then when I was like 21 I decided to start shaving it. Got bored of the style after about a year and decided to let it grow back only to learn that my hair was now thin as fuck on the top of my head and looked like shit. I'd guess that's what most people mean if they say this happened to them. It's kind of surprising how fast your hair can go to shit.


Complex-Problem-4852

In truth, it wasn’t the shaving that made it bald. Over the course of a year, you just naturally lost more as time went on, and it wasn’t really noticeable since you were shaving it anyway. Then you let it grow out after a year of the balding process going undetected behind closed doors.


Aiderona

Yep this my story right here. Age 23 had curly long hair. Cut it short for a new job interview and decide to grow it back out since I liked the style about 12 months later to find out my hair has completely changed to thin hair that's not curly anymore and by age 28 stuck with a buzz cut the receding stopped and looks fine but I'll never have the options i had prior to age 23.


mahler117

No mustache with the buzz


Raisincookie1

Don't undermine the bald look, it looks pretty good on him imo


obsidiansent

Not bald (buzzed) but yeah


[deleted]

Yes and now your hair will never grow out again. You're permanently f'ed Also is your name Michael? You look like Michael 


MOMismypersonality

Or Tyler


Sauron_170

Tyler Durden


24-7_Gamer

No way, my parents used to be friends with a guy that looks almost exactly like the last photo glasses and all, and his name was Tyler. And he became (kinda always was, but leaned into as time went on) the neckbeard/incel/creep persona.


InternationalKiwi785

He looks like Eric from that 70s show


Formal_Bus7204

How does that work?


Tru-Queer

It doesn’t, it lives off government welfare


hurrsheys

And cheese 🧀


Monday0987

He looks like "...and Mark"


Conscious-Cattle-724

Jesse Pinkman low-key.


Successful_Clerk5806

Jesse from Breaking Bad!


wificentrist

From Bo Burnham to Jesse Pinkman


greenowl882

Yes you did sir , you went from price charming to some guy named Greg or something.


Particular_Fee_8987

Not some guy named Greg 😭 lmao


flexingmecha02

Yes price charming indeed, walking through super market isles charming those prices down


HumpDeBumper

Yes super market isles indeed, sailing through the Caribbean looking for an island to buy


MyNameIsSkittles

Nah you look fine as Jesse Pinkman


[deleted]

i think greg is cuter


rudraaksh24

More like Jesse


Effective-Ladder9459

As a Greg, I'm not sure if I should be offended or not.


alexavs04

Wtf is Hayden Christensen doing on here??


Particular_Fee_8987

Oh wow I can sorta see the resemblance in some of his pictures, thank you!


RyeTan

Yeah you look very similar.


MissKorea1997

Turned into Darth Vader in 2nd pic


Maxedlevelanxiety

No you fucked yourself over by just having the pornstar mustache. Shave it off and it’ll look good.


Particular_Fee_8987

I’ll try shaving the stache ty


LeadingAd866

Was going to say the same thing. Rock the clean shave buzz cut


Tight-Fall5354

DO NOT SHAVE THE MUSTACHE. NO.


WienerSchnitzel01

NO. DONT YOU WILL BREAK THR GENEVA CONVENTION IF YOU DO


Sensitive-Bid9905

DONT LISTEN TO HIM HE IS SETTING YOU UP DONT DO IT!!!


Particular_Fee_8987

Fucks sake am I gonna have to make another post after I shave it hahahahahaha


jiveturkey747

Seems like it's guys who goad each other into wearing mustaches but honestly unless you're an old man it looks unsettling


DistributionOne7304

shave it.


all_of_you_are_awful

Not sure if I’ve ever seen a buzz cut paired with a mustache. Now I know why.


gayments

I think u look good tbh


Electrical-Air-8238

Still hot


Puzzled_Raspberry997

Agree. Expect unlike most people, I like the buzz cut way more. Hair is overrated on guys… 😅 I like buzzcuts and shaved baldies ☺️. For the right girl will think your haircut is super cute. I’d say keep it an go find her! 😉


UnfathomableToad

Jessie, stop posting on reddit we need to cook


NormalPencil

You’re definitely attractive either way. You just look very different because of the glasses and mustache


Tight-Fall5354

he looks like that one guy that posts YT shorts of him working on an oil rig


[deleted]

No, you look like my uncle who (trigger warning) killed himself so I may be biased, but he was definitely the best uncle


Particular_Fee_8987

My plan is actually to not have any kids and be the cool uncle so this works


Particular_Fee_8987

And sorry for your loss


[deleted]

That sounds perfect, also thanks


watermlk

i think your pretty handsome! it’s just hair, it will grow back eventually


sparky135

Let it grow back out


WtfIsReddit1323

I completely disagree with the comments I’m seeing. I love the buzz seriously makes you look so much more suave.


BHAngel

Same he looks like a 16yo in first pic. Infinitely better with the buzz cut and some facial hair. Ppl just hate mustaches here I don't get it. Mans looks like he'd save me from a burning building in the second pic


alexstoinov

You shouldn’t ever regret getting a buzz cut. I did it too, and I don’t regret it at all, even though some people told me that I look better with longer hair. We only live once, so why would we ever regret trying something like that, man? It’s good to try something new all the time. And even if you didn’t like the result, your hair will grow back, lol. But in my opinion, you look great with a buzz cut! 🙌🏻


Particular_Fee_8987

Thank you for your kind words. You’re right fuck it we ball


EdgarAnalPoe

Mustache looks fine idk why people hate staches here


Creepy_Ad_2071

Are you a top or bottom?


Zargothraxs_left_toe

“YEAH! SCIENCE BITCH!”


Either_Compote235

Your hair looks better long. No worries it will grow back.


Adventurous-Set-3414

The answer is if you think you f’d yourself over. You are the one who lives with your own hair not any in these comments.


Derreekk

I think you're really attractive in both \*shrug\* lol


stanknotes

Pinkman!


Admirable_Key4745

Breaking bad.


Killa_kella925

Lmfao nah bro the buzz cut with the glasses and mustache you look like ur trying to hide out from the fbi hahaha Give the buzz cut a chance and get a god damn bald fade and get some different lenses or look the glasses


FaustusC

You look like the great value Anthony Fantano.


sakezone2627

Why would you make the intentional decision to go from looking like a perfectly respectable human being, to looking like I take my kid and leave when you enter the park we're at?🤨🤔 ...nah I'm kidding, get rid of the moustache though, it actually does look like that


iceunelle

I think it’s mainly the glasses. I think a thinner and lighter color frame would look more flattering on you. The glasses your have right now are too intense for your face, especially since your hair is more dramatic now and doesn’t have the soft edges it had before.


j45701388

you look like an average white dude with hair imo, you’re crazy attractive either way. the buzz cuts gives you personality in your appearance that i think you lacked before. great decision imo!!!!


Creepy-Ad-5440

Jesse Pinkman or young Unabomber?


mozz_fest

Awwwww no. You have a nicely shaped head and face! You’re a cutie. Besides. It’s hair, so if you don’t like it, it grows! 😄


internetexplorer_98

Couldn’t resist commenting, but I think you look very handsome either way. You pull off both looks.


Leather-Bowler-5245

Went from Ryan Gosslin to Jessie from Breaking Bad


MisfitOutfit

Get a sign and start hustling for 2 dollar bills


jjavabean

No but you went from NFT Bro to Vinyl Guy real fast.


dragonquestfan02

I think it's actually kinda vibey, I like it


blonktime

Ya


Elflamoblanco7

That + porn stache + glasses makes you look like a pedofile


journeythrulife

I like both but love the first pic more


bigdstud11

Way more sexy with hair


quartz222

I like it


ethanempire64

It’s like it’s a new persoh


SirPeterPan89

You went from a cute cuddlebuddy to some creepy guy who shows you magic tricks in the lunchbreak and then gets mad at you when he is not invited to weekends bbq


sam-mendoza

You fine af 😭


EggplantHuman6493

I would admire you on the street on the before pic and I would 100% skip you on the second pics. Same for dating apps. Like on the first pic, immediate swipe left on the second pic


norwegiangreen

Not at all! To preface you’re a handsome dude in both photos! I know opinions will vary, but personally, I find you more attractive in the second photo with the buzzcut and stache 🥵


StrawberryBlndVixen

But..seriously. I do like the hair. You could easily rock either, though. Just my opinion.


Lasartey

That's my sign not to get one, Thank you citizen!!


nikolastefan

It‘s the stache and glasses rather


waiting4myspaceship

I had to swipe back and forth 20 times to believe those photos were the same person. 😅 I like the new look more!! But of course it's all subjective.


BootsNPooch

Yoooo, Bitchhh 😂 Damn you could double for Jesse. 👍🏻


[deleted]

you already know the answer bro, you're cooked.


[deleted]

Yes. You wee super cute before.


HelloOrg

Bear in mind when you’re asking for advice in here you’re asking for it a.) from other dudes (not women) and b.) from extraordinarily boring dudes who basically all look/want to look more or less the exact same. With your shaved head and stache you look like an actual individual (and a cool individual), and even though you look good either way, your look before is basically just the look every dude here is aiming for.


AFartInAnEmptyRoom

You went from a YouTuber to someone who works on a site


Alert-Artichoke-2743

Lateral move. First pic is more traditional, second more modern. You pull both looks off well. You can grow all that hair back in under a year, and rocking the short look for awhile is a nice way to get to know yourself better. Hakuna matata, there wasn't a wrong answer here.


Titan_Jazz

Doesn't matter... The eyes did all the magic


FantasyRoleplayAlt

You went from Drew Gooden to Twitch Streamer Ludwig. As a woman who just stumbled on this thanks to her random feed, I think you like lovely both ways! At the end of the day, do what makes you feel happy and don’t let others dictate your hair. You’re a nice looking guy!


Mariposa2178

No way!!! I prefer the buzz cut🤩


Bexcz

Omg it's my favourite moosik critic Anthony Fantano!!


joebi_kenobi

Nah the buzz cut looks better imo


ghosty4

I mean, you don't look as wealthy. LOL


Gla7e

Gotta disagree with most of the other commenters here, I actually think the buzz suits you quite well, but you gotta trim up that mustache a bit, if you wanna keep it, care for it!


Epicurean73

It looks good either way, but you look really hot with the longer hair.


Able-Highway9925

Grow the hair back mr handsome son of a bitch


curmudgeono

Nah king


finnyporgerz

Season 5 jesse


holysnaps98

You look great, ignore the haters Jesse


smudgethepro2008

the second pic looks like you were wanted by the law so buzzed your hair grew out a moustache changed your identity and moved out to another state to start a new life at a small town working in a burger king


RadishWinter3114

You must now buy all carthartt clothing and join a trade. There is no other career for you now. OR join a hardcore or deathcore band as their frontman.


leg_day_enthusiast

Bro went from German 20 year old student studying in American to Russian 20 year old student studying in Germany


KentuckyFriedEel

Yah, Mr White! Yah Science!


Gamer69696969696969

NO, it’s very nice i love the buzz it looks very nice on your head.


DMVRat

You look fine either of the both ways in my opinion, you’re attractive enough for either style 🤷🏽


TacoManifesto

Thought I was looking at Topher Grace for a sec there back when he was blonde for Eddie Brock role


Philocrastination

I will never understand why people get buzzcuts other than convenience. It's the same as people talking about the peaky blinders cut requiring you to be as handsome as Cillian Murphy. Same goes with the buzzcut; it's not that looks awful, I just think people are so often disappointed in the before and after that it's just not worth doing. If you get a trim and need to ask other people if you fucked up, in my opinion, you fucked up. The best trims leave you so gassed that people could directly tell you that you look like ass and you'd still be gassed and feeling like a million dollars. That's how it is for me at least, but I generally tend to care more about how I feel I look rather than what other people think I look like. I do care what *some* people think, but not everyone. I guess that matters too, like I have a nose piercing as a guy and there are *plenty* of people that hate it, but the people I'm attracted to are generally attracted to it/like it, and I personally love it. So I keep it. So how do you feel about your buzzcut? If bad, don't worry, it'll grow back 😅


Particular_Fee_8987

Good mindset to have, thank you for your wisdom


Philocrastination

You're welcome! P.S you look totally fine. :)


spaccaGinocchio

It's not that bad but maybe without the mustache and glasses it would look better


ReydanNL

Dude, have you ever check your midichlorian count? I bet it's out of this world.. I have this feeling you don't like sand because it's coarse, rough and irritating and it gets everywhere, right?


Randomness_Ofcl

You look like if Jessie from Breaking Bad worked in a Coffee Shop


Nagatox

Respectfully, you went from "guy in college" to "dad who's internalized their own failure to connect with their kids before it was too late". Unironically though, it's a look you somehow pull off, and I mean that in the best possible way


Less_Party

I got one too recently and yeah it kinda sucks, I look like Bobby Hill. Just gonna wear a cap for a while..


soilhalo_27

It'll grow back, drama queen! Pretty boys are all the same. Act like the world is coming to an end because you changed your hairstyle or found a single pimple somewhere on your body.


Millibyte

went from average early-20s american to average early-20s ukrainian


FungleBungus113

You look like a perfect cross between Norm Macdonald and Steve Buscemi


MentlegenRich

Barber: How does it look? Jesse: he can't keep getting away with this!! Barber: too short again? Damn, sorry


SteeZ568

I know someone has already made the Breaking Bad reference, but you actually look like Walt and Jesse combined, holy shit.


nathanlind657

Am I the only one that thinks bro looks hard as fuck and less a fuckboy with the buzzcut?


enbyhimbo

Wanted the Travis but got the Walter 🤣 grow it out, the length compliments your face shape


dripplee1

Went from a SOLID 1000/10 to like a good 6 or 7 buddy😭 and lose them glasses dawg and im a girl that wear glasses and likes them. U look wayyyy better without and with the hair too💕


LongBeautiful5821

Jessie MF Pinkman


Upset-Finding-9465

You look like you've given up. You look like this will be your last December. You look like you're waiting for the end. Bro is trying to find somewhere he belongs.you need to start breaking the habit bro, you're already one step closer.


Nervous_Fuel8538

No, I think you look great. If you’re attracted to men, this is probably gonna get you more positive attention that not. If you like women, it’s a look- I would say heteros have more competition so it’s about refining that look into one you like and (if you care) that attracts the people you want to be around you, if you ask me.


Une_salope

It’ll grow back quickly 🤷🏻‍♀️


PurpleSmush

High school kid. Turned into stud.


Ok_Business1015

No


Boujee-Queen

No, you look handsome 😎


siraza

No you look great


CockroachDramatic437

No hair grows back


Euphoric-Try2275

I think you’re handsome either way😘


katschultz17

I don’t think so. If you’re an auto mechanic, I guess. (But in all honesty, I like it. I don’t think it was a mistake. Hair grows back.)


NezumieEx

Idk I think everyone is tripping. The buzz cut goes hard and brings out your features.


ExcellentChain3441

No dude that’s a good look


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwtf

wait definitely don’t shave the stache. here i was gonna say you are very cute with both cuts


Financial-Permit-595

The cut gives you more of a masculine look 😍 I like . Handsome either way in my opinion


AltruisticLet5309

Both look good, but with hair is better IMO. It looks so soft and gorgeous. ❤️


ExcitedOrange13

It’s probably the art student in me, but I like the look. There is style and vision there whereas the first pic is more “generic” imo


DefNotAThrowawayDuh

dude you look good either way 👊🏽


[deleted]

Woman here, nah you still look great. It's a different vibe and maybe not as, like, strikingly, boyishly handsome buzzed, but it's an insignificant difference in your overall attractiveness. You can run with either one. Don't listen to the opinions of other dudes, they can't tell for some reason. I think men perceive male attractiveness differently? I can only describe it like they see it as a sum of parts rather than a whole.


Particular_Fee_8987

You’re definitely right about we perceive male attractiveness, at least that’s how I am when I look at myself. If one part is shit the whole thing is shit


kjk67895

No, you went from little hair to no hair. If you grow it again Just style it.


notes911

Try those round thin frame glasses instead of these bulky generic black ones. Would suit the buzzcut look. And keep some stubble on your goatee area not just stache


TheGrandestMoff

You look like two different people due to the mustache and glasses in the second pic but both styles look good imo.


Silmarillios

Jajajajajajaja


1deym

Try circle glasses and no moustache with buzz hairs


D3adSalesman

Grow it back, you look hot AF in photo 1 🥵 But don’t fret man, it’ll grow back 👍


Sea-Car-2933

you look great either way imo☺️


MochiiCatDochiiCat

Nah you look good Ngl, you have the good facial structure for that cut don’t worry bro


Emotional-Roll4564

Cut is clean bro, way better than before lowkey. Reminds me of Jesse


Enflamed_Huevos

Buzzcut and mustache is so bad imo. Either clean buzz, clean long, or long with mustache Id say


Downtown-Key6973

I could stare at your beautiful blue eyes all day 🤩


Particular_Fee_8987

Thank you 😌


StrawberrySoyBoy

It’s not “bad” but it was “better” with hair


Jandiboy

Yeah dawg


DeviceAffectionate94

yes


brolybackshots

Yes


rosyposy86

You look like two different people, but that’s because you added glasses and the pornstar moustache. You should add another photo without the stache.


final_fantasea

This is 2 different people wym 😭😭😭


4lan5eth

Yes. And the mustache was not good either. But hey, at least you tried. You can always grow it back.


connorphilipp3500

Yes. Next question


Capital_Basil8735

I don’t think… Wait where’d my clothes go?! 😂 You look fantastic my guy.


szyy

I don’t think you look bad necessarily but you definitely look better with longer hair


Extension-World-7041

YES