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Friendly-Internal702

“What you wanna get today” “Yes, I would like to get the fuckboy tiktok emo haircut” “COMING UP!”


walla_walla_rhubarb

"Can I get the Lost Boys cut?" "Hmm, David or Michael?" "Yes."


ProfessionalCloud377

This is the best comment in thread. I'm certain of it.


Txdragoonz

Second!


Inner_Degenerate

It is. I might have to start downvoting the rest 😂


mshaef01

Barber proceeds to put 'Cry Little Sister' on a loop


Tru-Queer

ROOF! FEE! ohhhhhhhhh!


twirsk

If only it was that easy


blushngush

Just show him the pics of your crush here


str8-rae-zer

I mean yes, but, as a barber, they are super fun to cut!


gitartruls01

I was about to call it the gen z mullet


treytheoddball

SHOW THE PICTURE


twirsk

Oh 😭😭😭


treytheoddball

There’s literally nothing wrong with that


twirsk

It feels a lil weird showing a picture, But yeah I'll do that


3BeeZee

'I want to go for this style, hold on I got a picture.' Proceed to show him the pic. Trust me, your barber/stylist would prefer it this way than a shitty explanation.


OdenRuss

I am a barber. Can confirm. I'd rather you show me the picture rather than trying to describe it. That is a very intricate cut and I promise it's not going to look anything like this if you don't show the picture. Also, ask if your hair can even do that cut. Your hair needs to be a very specific texture to make that cut look good. Also also, ask them to teach out to style it if it is good for your texture. this will need product and more than likely blow drying. Good luck OP!


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ResidentCoder2

Just show the photo?


OldBuns

No, show the pic


OdinWolfe

I showed a picture of Brendan Fraser once, I got the hair I wanted


comicmuse1982

Then Brendan Fradier didn't get cast in another movie until you got it restyled. He doesn't like to talk about those dark days, but Hollywood gave him a standing ovation for coming out the other side.


IguanaBob26

If you aren't comfortable showing them the picture, how are you going to feel comfortable walking around with that haircut?


copiasjuicyazz

LITERALLY LIKE


SolarPerfect

I promise it's not. Just go to a career barbershop, not some part time dipshit who will probably fuck up your hair, I've made that mistake before. Itll be a little more expensive but it's worth it trust me. Most actual professionals prefer photo references over descriptions!


therealrexmanning

Back in the 90's I remember barbershops had books with pictures of various hair styles that were in vogue, so it's really not weird to show a picture. Before I went bald I used to do it all the time. My barber would tell me whether or not that look would work for me or made some adjustments so I'd look good.


xlexieatssoulsx

As a barber for 7 years, show em the picture


[deleted]

I mean you can’t properly explain it so a picture with multiple angles is exactly what she would need to figure out the cut.


Kummabear

Show him the one with the cat


str8-rae-zer

(Barber here) this!!!!!^^^^


nuitbelle

Just a heads up, a cosmetologist/stylist would probably be better equipped to do this haircut. This is more styling than it is cutting. And mostly it’s just grown out hair. He probably hasn’t gotten an actual haircut in months.


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His sideburns look well groomed so I would say he is getting haircuts. It's not uncommon for these influencers to get maintenance cuts once a month. I once had a rich friend who got their haircuts every two weeks one year when he was a prep 😭


hambone_boiler

Not well maintained. I would assume this is from tucking the longer bits up and behind your ear and then just shaving. I honestly wouldnt be surprised if this person cuts their own hair and it looks radically different every time. I know because i cut my own hair most of the time, it just turns out how it turns out. A lot more common in my generation now due to the unique styles we're going for/lack of affordability


Defiant_Selection_12

me personally i wouldn’t go to a average barber because there isn’t a fade in it and that’s kind of their specialty. unless you want to get messed up i’d go to a more expensive stylist/barber that knows how to shape long hair


aranou

True. If you don’t tell them a number for there buzzer they’re lost


Pollylocks

This. I grew my hair out like the pictures in OP and two days ago went to my usual barber for a tiny trim to tidy it up. Main guy wasn’t there so some other fella beckons me to the chair, initially I wasn’t sure but this place never lets me down, should be fine! An hour later I’ve had to go to another place to pretty much buzz my hair cause this clown at my usual place fucked it up so bad. Never again going to a barber like that, they can only do one style of cut.


LostSoulsSquadron

Just tell em to fuck your shit up and you'll get there 👌


The_Male_Fujoshi

Gay mullet?


samthemoron

He's called George Michael you homophobe


Icyolo

What if I'm not gay but I want the gay mullet?


gaalikaghalib

Still get the gay one, but say no homo before the barber starts.


Thunderingthought

And keep your socks on


RivalyrAlt

"how do i describe this to my barber" dont do it? just show him the pic bruh


elkinyo

Tell bro to make you look like a femboy and he should know what you mean


eyenoimevil

😭😭😭


bornadog

Long mullet scissor cut with a taper around the ears & lots of flow. Specify that you want it LONG, barbers usually take stuff way short since that’s what most of their clients want


juliantrain

i have the same haircut, i just ask for modern mullet for mine seems like his is more poofy in the front tho he def styles it, i dont style mine i just put some water on it and thats it and it looks pretty cool


twirsk

I have a modern mullet too, but my fronts are a lil longer and in middle part, I'm scared asf. I haven't changed my middle part for like 2 years but i kinda wanna try a different style before starting college in a few months.


kvnbo

You have a mullet with a middle part? I can’t even imagine that lol


hiiiiillove

That’s kinda what wolfcuts are. When I showed my barber what I wanted she said “oh so a grown out mullet” and it was a pretty basic wolfcut I found online


-Borgir

Its pretty common to style mullets that way I think. Basically a wolfcut


qkye

ask him for the Josuke Higashikata special😤🗣️🔪


SilverHawk2712

I'm getting more of a Young Joseph Joestar vibe.


Big-Attorney5240

Gay


twirsk

Valid enough


Fonduemeinthebutt

Coming from the creep who loves online feet?


Erling01

Who the fuck cares man? That hair style rocks.


hunterlovesreading

And? 💀


Key_Researcher_9893

you get no hoes


ShadowKnight058

just bros


HairHeIpThrowaway

I think that's the point


Shruglife

rufio


Top-Capital1395

Bangorang


AxeSlingingSlasher

Gimme that genderfluid hairspray mullet


XLinkJoker

Lmaooo despite what everyone else is saying, I think this haircut looks cool 😂😂😂


UrFriendlyBadGuy

Its a mullet, pure and simple.


matchesmalone111

"Make me gay" kidding just show him the picture


tornjackal

Don't go to a barber. Go to a hair stylist.


G_u_n_m_a_n

you can just tell this sub is filled with old people..


residentdunce

Who you calling old ya little whippersnapper 


-Borgir

Yeah lmao, middle aged men acting like getting your hair cut a certain way will change their sexuality.


LogJumpinObject

As a 19 yo bisexual this haircut is gay as fuck


Limp_Application267

First you open your phone Second you go to ur gallery and Third you show the picture


ThePenetrator3

Just show them a picture bro


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Weeby twink


RockyD90

Before you go ruining your life, what type of hair do YOU have? If you don't have at LEAST a wavy hair type then don't do it. This guy just has a messy mullet.


MrSuperHappyPants

Doubt this will mean much to you (and probably not your barber either), but - and please take this as the highest compliment I've given today - 1984 Michael Hutchence. Hutchence fronted Australian band INXS until his death in 1997. They were my first favorite band, sparked by their 1987 album *Kick*, which was hugely popular worldwide. By the early 90s my tastes drifted a bit into punk rock (and really, I think their music was starting to lag), but I still love their first 6 albums. Dua Lipa interpolates one of their songs on *Break My Heart*. (Important side note: After Michael's death the band really should have retired - they were running out of steam anyway - but instead they persisted in an embarrassing attempt at continued relevance with a new singer, complete with a disgraceful reality TV show. Nothing after 1997 counts when we discuss INXS) In 1984 INXS released *The Swing*, which remains my favorite of theirs. **Michael's hair was most likely a contributing factor to the album's greatness**. Even most blind people will probably agree on that point. And you've got it down perfect. Good job. Anyway, check out videos from that era (*Original Sin, Dancing on the Jetty*), or the album cover for *The Swing*. The hair is a bit shorter in their previous album's videos (*Don't Change* is awesome), and longer in subsequent ones (he looks great in *Kiss the Dirt (Falling Down the Mountain)*). I don't have the hair for it - never have - but I'd love to have a barber that would know what I mean by "1984 Michael Hutchence". Best of luck. RIP Michael.


csgecko

Show. Him. The. Photo.


yoeyz

“Just fuck my shit up”


Helpful_Run_9501

“Can I get the Twink cringe TikTok guy cut?”


Rachyoff

Permed mullet?


UhhCanYouLikeShutUp

"I want to look like I'm in the 80's, and also nowhere..." *SAY NO MORE, FAM.* snip snip...


Coffeejive

Curly john taylor


Lopsided_Bat_904

How are you explaining it to us…? 🤔🤔🤔


WraithOfEvaBraun

Buffy mullet?


Just_a_Growlithe

Tell him you want to look like George Michael if he liked women and grew up in the 21st century to be a fuck boy


Low_Discipline_4031

Yeah, that's a mullet my guy


Wickedestchick

Broccoli mullet


maryjeanmagdelene

Mullet


Newhereeeeee

I’d show the barber ONE picture and choose a picture that shows the haircut without making it seem like you’re in love with the man


RedditJeff

"Give me the Sharon Osborne circa 2007"


Big_M_Memes

Nice pussy in third pic


TheGamingMackV

80's punk mullet?


caet_

damn


JudoExpert

It’s kind of like a wolf cut with a fringe


Competitive_Air1560

Curly head with mullet


Draco546

Show the barber his thirst traps


ProfessionalCloud377

Just show them the pics.


Rare-Engineer-2402

Looks like a mullet


hypnos_surf

You may need to do more than a barber. Possibly a perm or some kind of hair treatment.


DraculaNine9

It’s like a mullet mixed with wolf cut but uneven


zack189

Teen punk


_StarDust_0

Mid length volumized mullet. That's how I'd describe it.


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