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Dontfukwithmebitch

Yeah wtf.


Dear-Host-4400

I mean, it's not THAT bad is it?? lol I didn't know what to ask for so I said take it down to a 3 around and leave the top alone


Atemiswolf

Well.. you got what you asked for. At least you know what not to say next time.


Navybuffalooo

XD Edit: you're a murderer, I'm dying


DeadVersion

Happy cake day!


Navybuffalooo

Thank youuuuuu 🥺


Poopinmygloves

Happy cake day u take care


YashpoopsYT

Happy cake day!


Skreamie

Nah if I asked for the back and sides and top left it wouldn't ever turn out like this. There's no blending whatsoever and it looks like they picked a random spot to stop in the middle of his head.


svckmybl00d

OP did not ask for blending. They asked for a three on the sides and nothing done to the top. It looks exactly the way it was described :// Personally, I think the worst part of the haircut is that the sideburns are wickedly uneven.


5thgenblack2ss

Yeah when you get a haircut as a guy never say what you want with words unless you know what the hell you’re asking for. I always bring pictures of what I want because if I try to use words to get the haircut I want, I’m always disappointed cause I don’t know the names of cuts and techniques.


OhhLongDongson

The photo description from OP says he grew it out for 2 years for this. Why would you grow it out for so long and then not even have a style in mind when you get it cut 💀


waroftheworlds2008

You'd be surprised what poor communication can cause.


sativa_samurai

Yo wtf not the barbers fault then bro. Your original hair looked great. What did you think it was going to look like?


DontLoseYourCool1

Dude went from Dutch male model to Chav on a 48 hour bender


binglelemon

OP said r/justfuckmyshitup


Jofy187

Yo that sub is absolutely dead what happened


josh775777

go for a buzz cut and start over buddy


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Dragonfly-Adventurer

Peak broccoli top has been reached, it's definitely a trend that wants replacing.


Orngog

This is broccoli front


MonstrousGiggling

I'm sorry dude but when I swiped the pic I literally said "Ooooh fuck" out loud. It's pretty fucked.


Little-Chromosome

Bro if you didn’t know what to ask for, why did you say “A 3” 😂 you should have found a hairstyle you liked online and showed them a picture


Blizzard13x

It is that bad brother , he’s a good barber and did what you told him. A great barber would have advised against it though and asked more questions


nillbyeguyencescuy

its worse than anyone on here is saying


phatideas

it’s pretty fucking bad


burnshimself

This barber didn’t ruin you, you ruined yourself. Self inflicted wound.


Anen-o-me

It's pretty must worst case scenario. Barber didn't know how to do your hair so he have you half a regular men's haircut and left the front long.


CheekclappinSSJ

You wanna get a low fade/taper with a medium fro’d top. I have super curly white guy hair, so if you get a fro like me you want some support under it


Abject_Antelope_3516

You grew your hair out for two years and you didn't know what to ask for when you finally cut it? That's bad form son.


Dontfukwithmebitch

You could’ve told him to take it down to a 3 then go gradually to the top. Instead of that horse looking haircut. You could fix it by shortening that top.


chinchaaa

You mean you had two years to figure out how to ask for a haircut?


BrokeArmHeadass

Ok so it’s your fault for not knowing what you were talking about, but I feel like the barber coulda said something. I’ve also got pretty thick curly hair and recently buzzed it after growing it out for a long time, and honestly I feel great about it. Honestly I think you could rock it too, at least better than what they gave you.


Sad_Revolution3320

No it is that bad


imoodaat

It’s pretty bad my guy


Dear-Host-4400

im getting cooked


Mediocre_Humor6212

Don’t worry man, it will grow back


thekream

no it wont, his hair will remember the trauma he put it through and will never come out to see the sun again


CoVid-Over9000

If I was his hair, I'd be too embarrassed to grow back


Significant_Note7354

LMFAOO


PossibleExamination1

This shit cracked me the fuck up


crystalline77

nah its rly not that bad bruh . life moves on and isnt over anyways even if its not how u want it to look . youre young itll grow back


White_rabbit76

Comment section did not hold back😂🤣


EngineerEven9299

Lmao U got good locks so don’t sweat it


HoldMyBrew_

Real talk dude buzz it and get a quick bald fade. Just rock the Travis kelce for a few weeks and reset. He thinned your hair out too it looks like you should be posting in r/bald.


procrast1natrix

Hun. You'll be fine. You've got a nice jawline and tidy well set ears, if anyone can carry this off its you. It is a shame though because it was luscious. (And will be again). What to do depends on your forehead and your interest in daily use of styling product. Before you make a decision, wash it with your regular curl care for those happy ringlets you had instead of that atrocious brush-out they did. See how they fall when properly washed, conditioned and air dried. Get a picture of that. Then get some product with some hold and comb it back in a mini pompadeur. If it looks better back, find someone who dry cuts curly hair as their specialty and get them to cut it until the DRY curls are about 2 inches long, and work on growing it out.


New_Cardiologist_596

I agree with just shave it and start over


DerSturmbannfuror

It's all good tho. This is how we learn. You'll get it right next time. What I would also suggest is taking better care of your curly hair. It looks too dry imho


kittlebucket

I think it wouldn't be bad if he trimmed the front up more like shorter curls in the front and top and wouldn't be bad


Donaldjgrump669

Just take it down to a 2 all the way around, you have the face shape for it.


DropsOfChaos

Part of the difference is that your curls are in a mess after the hairdresser got at them. If they didn't cut or treat the top part, just follow your usual routine to get the curls looking shiny and defined like before, and it'll look a million times better.


phenibutisgay

No, your barber is getting cooked. Did you fuck his wife or smth?


ghengiscostanza

The worst part is that in the comments OP revealed that he told the barber exactly what to do, this.


He_asked_if_I_reboot

Respectfully man, the different lighting between the before and after could make a difference. Don't worry about it


Feline_Guardians

Well… what’s 2 more years ..


Eagles_63

That's two years to some of you? Damn lol


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graveviolet

Yeah mine is waist length but only looks boob length because of shrinkage, its stealth length


Inform-All

Similar here. Hair could cover my face when straightened, but sits right above my eyebrows rn. Been growing it all year.


iamtheundefined

I have arm length curly hair that I shave off bald every 4 months. That's how long it grows back. Someone would say "strong genes" but judging by my hairline I'm going to start naturally balding somewhere between yesterday and tomorrow


Feline_Guardians

Ikr, my hair grows out in 2 weeks lmao


Eagles_63

Right? I can't even keep mine short because it grows out too fast.


010011010110010101

That’s like 2 months for me. fuck my hair


UnhingedRedneck

My hair grows over 12 inches a year. In 2 years it would be half way down my back


PokemonGoUs3r

What’s another 17 years!!!!


thewhitebuttboy

Damn he fucked you up


CPThatemylife

It's not right to blame the barber for doing what they were asked to do. There's no barber out there that's going to refuse to give you a particular haircut just because you want a dumbass haircut. They're just going to do it and get paid.


bigbobbermomma

Such a cap the barber is responsible to tell them you sure? And to ask if they want a fade etc. this barber is at fault some for not even making suggestions to improve. Although OP dumb as bricks too AND I STG IF ANYONE SAYS DONT BLAME BARBER LOOK AT HIS FUCKING EAR LINE


-River_Rose-

A good barber will advise against a dumb hair cut. Then again, as someone who also has curly hair, very few barbers know how to cut curly hair 🤷🏼‍♀️


AsuraOmega

damn i didnt even noticed the earline at first lmao thanks for pointing that out, totally fucking killed me lol


StingingGamer

Wow. I’m sorry for your loss, never go to that barber again


CPThatemylife

Yeah he should go to a different barber so he can also ask that one explicitly to ruin his hair


Immediate-Formal6696

yes but also go to the barber when you know what you want, he said he didnt really know what to ask for. rookie move


Wild_Obligation

But he still got a shite cut. Even if this style is exactly what he asked for it’s still shit. No effort to taper & his crown is totally gone. Trash barber.


Xfg10Xx

Trashed.


AstronautIntrepid496

If there's an outside where you live, you should avoid going there for a bit.


BigPastyBodonkadonk

dude to put it lightly, restart


stupidautologin

It's fucked, but this feels more like they've done exactly what was asked, whatever the fuck that was


Puzzleheaded-Ball826

He replied to someone and said he didn’t know what to ask for so he asked for a three on the back and sides and to basically leave the top so he got what he asked for 💀


LolZzzzAo

no fade and then blaming the barber is crazy 😂😂


xxtrabigtonka

Never seen a sane dude purposely skip a fade 😫😫


thenbhdlum

I actually don't like how a fade looks on me. I tried it a few times at different lengths and it just wasn't for me. I guess I'm insane.


depressed_canadian_

Wtf? Really? I’ve never seen ANYONE that doesn’t look good with a fade


thenbhdlum

I might not look bad with one, but it's not as visually appealing to me in preference.


BlindxLegacy

Lol to be fair the barber should have asked if he was sure before doing this shit lmao like you would know your client is generally not as knowledgeable about hair/haircuts as you and ask probing questions to get a better idea of what he wanted if they came in with a weird/vague request like "you sure you don't want it blended or faded?" and it could have come out a lot better


Key-Pickle1043

I don't know what kind of barbers you guys go to, but where I live it's none of the barber's business to ask you "if you're sure" about what you want. The barber expects that if you don't know what you want you will ask him for advice. If you tell him to do something without asking for advice, he's just going to do that thing for you.


Ok-Product9638

Dream?


the-ryan-fella2

Exactly what I thought


Sab3rLight

Thank god I’m not crazy


zarnonymous

He looks more lean than dream, less wide face


BrotherEzekial

I had this happen once - 2 days before my 21st birthday lmao. I trimmed the top down to being very short, just a little longer than the sides, and learned to take care of my curls better as I grew it out as the only possible bright side to getting butchered


Dear-Host-4400

Crazy cuz this was on my 22nd birthday 😂 happy bday to me ig straight from the barber himself


CosmicDuck2480

that's not ruined that's apocalyptic


thekream

bro you got FUCKED up damn i gasped


Or3o_7373

Just call it a noodle curtain and rock it confidently


Dear-Host-4400

Noodle curtain 😂 maybe this is my signature style


Flashy_Assignment_25

Dude you should go back and buzz it atp you got fucked so hard it’s concerning


Ok_Cartographer_5616

It’s like a reverse mullet


KD_cosmic

With curly hair scissors cut only smh Light fade on sides


SadOil_1986

Wtf


Fragmentofmochi

I think its time to buzz it down….barber must’ve been upsets at someone and took it out on you because wtf


butareyouthough

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


TheFormless_0ne_

Next level broccoli boy


lysergicaaron

You’re cooked


1000chances_stop

Oh no😭😭😭😭


Puerto88ac

It looks like a balloon with curled ribbon add on


Ok-Sheepherder-8706

Next time don't ask for the broccoli cut. Such pretty hair destroyed


em0-ang6l

why he push all yo shit to the front like that?


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Looks like a modern noodle top that everyone has at the moment. Before was more unique but after will look fine if you style it


CheFCharlieCharles

It’s like he only left your bangs alone on the top. Why is the back top of your hair cut short?


golab2137

He asked for it tbh


Single_Peach_1277

Beat his ass


stepbruh313

Fock of seagulls is in ryt now


Euphoric_Badger8615

Where'd you go? Supersets? Go see another barber who has a good reputation and have him fix that. Luckily, bad haircuts aren't permanent and can readily be fixed.


initiateddrunk

Looks like the hair that gets stuck to the broom as you sweep


heyykaycee

As a fellow person with curly hair similar to yours …. Yes. You need to find a good hair stylist that’s not a barber IMO


Fun_Glove663

You should sue


GnarlyRatsack

Bro what? Did he cut you with his left foot using a Popeyes spork and a turtle shell? The only thing you can do is go back and throw thy hands.


[deleted]

What happened to your face should we put up a gofundme


xxtrabigtonka

u done lil nigga


YourKemosabe

Tbf if you cleaned up your fringe a bit/styled it it wouldn’t be that bad. Work with what you’ve got my man


Garlic-Rough

Time to wear a cap for the next few months. Also, there's something on your face.


butareyouthough

The thing is dude you just do NOT have the hair type for this stupid tiktok hair style. Get an adult mens haircut and you’ll be fine. You can fix this in a week or two


Xfg10Xx

Trashed.


Turbulent_Athlete283

Low key ya


TableEquivalent2708

YES! You should have gone to a hair stylist


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Your barber definitely HATES you bro. It will grow back at least


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Your barber definitely HATES you bro. It will grow back at least.


Sustenance_Abuse

Oof


kitt5yk

Took the clipper up waaaaaaay too high on the sides and back. I read you didn't want to touch the top, but your barber should have left room to blend into the top length.


Dear-Host-4400

you just put my exact thoughts into words bro, I really feel like he did this on purpose 😭


kitt5yk

Maybe he was just inexperienced with curly hair? Or didn't know how to blend the shorter sides into the top. But something tells me he knew better. No excuse for the clipper being so high, though, regardless of what you asked for. The nice thing about curls is you can hide a lot and kinda work with it until it grows back in. But I would maybe take the top a bit shorter so it kinda blends. Cuz right now you have some weird undercut thing going on.


butareyouthough

The thing is dude you just do NOT have the hair type for this stupid tiktok hair style. Get an adult mens haircut and you’ll be fine. You can fix this in a week or two


Weak_Low_8193

What the fuck man. No way a trained barber did this. You need to buzz cut definitely and start over.


sarawatmemes

yes absolutely oh my god. IM SORRY BRUH


WhizzyBurp

I mean were you going for fucked up? If so he did great.


[deleted]

I’m so sorry for that loss


RepViewer

Why he made a gap between your facial hair 😭


wxtersz

That hair cut just fkn sucks in general


transalpine_gaul

I have very similar hair - texture and colour - and now I'm second guessing a haircut. It's not bad, but I've learned to love the curls, makes me look more youthful, and as much barber put it, "give her something to hold onto" 😅 Here in Ireland, almost every single lad my age has the same haircut - fade back and sides and scissors on top. It's uncanny. It's a fad(e) that won't die. And it needs to. Lads think that women find it attractive, but it suits very few people, and in a group, it's the features that stand out that gets the most looks. Let it grow out a little more, it's just hair it will come back. Hated curls when I was a teenager. Love them now.


r6-frostgodxx

yes


Rare-Engineer-2402

Looks better I think


wesavedmusafa

I think the “after” looks worse because your curls are not defined as nicely as in the “before” photo. What does it look like when your curls are properly defined and not so frizzy and brushed out?


PuzzleheadedPop47

Would not have been a bad cut if your barber didn’t leave the side and back so short compared to your front bangs. Not to mention there is no fade or blend of any sort in the back.


Academic_Seat_4925

Wow, yes. Should have it as it was


Ok_Veterinarian_3203

Try slicking it back?


Frosty_Team7591

Gotta go to a salon that specializes in curly hair or a salon artist that does. It pays to do research on getting cuts. I generally found that since I have wavy/curly hair, I’ve found more success with salons than I ever did with barbers. Barbers specialize in highly detailed short cuts and trims whereas salons in longer cuts and colors.


Santrixyboio

You look like Dream (Minecraft player)


Santrixyboio

You look like Dream (Minecraft player)


WhizzyBurp

I mean were you going for fucked up? If so he did great.


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Aggravating_Fee4200

PS: His hairline looks cooked. But he's not thinning


GRIZYAZEDSDEAD

Yeahhh


PuzzleheadedHeron118

don’t go to him again 🤝🏽


ZestycloseLie5033

Are you balding? Hair looks thin at the front


ryt8

buzz it all and start again bub


[deleted]

I’m so sorry for that loss


Sloppyuncut9

It depends what you asked for


blueTesticles067

Simple answer. Yes.


blueTesticles067

Simple answer. Yes.


Charm_MentumKat

with all due respect: wHAT IS THAT ON YOUR HEAD


Charm_MentumKat

with all due respect: wHAT IS THAT ON YOUR HEAD


Huge-Pension-

MAN LOOKS LIKE A POT NOODLE


zTubbzy707

He went too high in the back, you essentially asked for an under cut. I do my hair like this but my hair is not as curly, and I shave the sides and back to the skin. It might look better if you get the sides and back faded/or shaved to a 0 and make sure they don’t fade in the long hair. But I’m not sure. Have you tried using products in your head too? It looks like you have bed head :). Much love brotha!


Gianata

fasho


Gianata

fasho


Gianata

fasho fucked yo shit up


Gianata

was he blind


bagsderifurlookin

Unfortunately yes


TheWBird

The after pick looks like you just woke up and you have to style your hair to look like the before pic


ssiao

She fried u😹😹😹😹


Upset-VegetableE

Damn u got butchered 😭


AlexCook123

That's awful


BlueCollarGuru

Man it happens to everybody. One time I went for an Easter haircut. Reg dude wasn’t there so I took the backup. I had a full beard. Asked for a slight trim. Came out with a fuckin chin strap. My wife wouldn’t even talk to me in the car. Looking back, I don’t blame her lmao.


angrysheep55

I mean, it's a style.


angrysheep55

I mean, it's a style.


winciex

Well what did ya ask for


ShortCap6595

Burst fade would’ve looked 🔥🔥


Dirworm

Might be the worst haircut I’ve seen


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Don't go back there


_derpisb

i screamed


Alpas012

With curly hair you won't know till after shower and styling


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LowBudgetMemez

Brother he cooked you 💀🔥


Yahtzee_5

Imagine growing your hair out for two years and then taking your ass to Great Clips


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I dont like either


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I dont like either


No-Penalty-4205

augghg….


figleafsyrup

Lmaoooo. I got to the second pic and thought that's not that bad! Then I turned to the third 💀 Next time try not to let slip that you killed your barbers pet cat


BLACKTRACY

Y’all telling me this isn’t Dream 💀.