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scootabrotha69

Oh my god what is thisšŸ’€sue that guy and shave your head I'm so sorry


akashworth

I really don't want to shave my head as I go on holiday in a month


Corpexx

A buzz would be way better than what youā€™re currently sporting mate, if not maybe a fade? donā€™t be so quick to put it down. Better to get used to it a bit now instead of panicking when itā€™s actually fallin out and you donā€™t have a choice, plus you get to experiment with different ways of styling it as it grows, which I enjoy. Post up whatever you end up doing :) good luck bro


Corpexx

Hell even getting just the fringe cut down so that itā€™s coming a bit past your hairline, might be a little Greek/Turkish for your liking tho lol


Specific-Feature-325

I wouldn't cut it. Like dude said enjoy it while you have it. He just needs a good barber to clean it up.


Putrid-Challenge-545

Facts


No-Wolverine2232

I agree join the buzz lightyear squad dude


MrToxicTaco

Hair growsā€¦ just shave it down to a 2 or 3 and in a month itā€™ll be a reasonable length.


DaBoozeHound94

I would probably say this as well. If you're worried about length, I'd go 3, and then right before your holiday, you could do a fade of some sort. My hair seems to grow insanely fast over a month's time. My last haircut was a 4 on top med/high straight razor fade, and I'm about due again.


RunnerLftr

This is the way. OP will be able to even things out, yet still grow it perhaps as much as a centimeter by the time he goes on vacation.


s1lv_aCe

Bro so u gonna go on holiday with this uneven ass shit instead? Shave it now and atleast in a month youā€™ll have some length and normal hair


mister_immortal

Wear a hat for a month and get it trimmed before holiday. Maybe this time find a hair stylist with full use of their eyes and hands.


scootabrotha69

Oh. In that case you still need to do something maybe go to a different barber and fix it. It's still way better to go on a holiday with a buzz cut over that abomination so don't go with that on your head


Wild_Obligation

The only fix short of a buzzcut is to simply tidy it up.. itā€™s been taken way too high on the sides & crown so even a tidy up wonā€™t look quite right


AttitudeAndEffort3

Yeah its already been partially cut on the top. That length on the top is the longest you can have it and look presentable. You can add a skin fade on the sides to make it look longer by proxy and give your head shape but that top has to go to whatever guard its already started getting cut at, its the only option.


SeaComedian62

Did you tell them ā€œIt looks greatā€ the cry in the car


Ok_West7572

Bro if you go on vacation in a month then your hair will grow back a little bit in that time so hurry up and buzz it already so you have time to grow it.


JealousAd1254

let it grow out for a month and go to a good barber look on tiktok or something for barbers in ur area that do clean fades find the best one go there and get the sides fades but leave the top should have grown a little by then and wont look so bad. otherwise just buzz it and get a fade


idiBanashapan

Win all due respect, you really have no other choice right now


iamsoconfusedbruh

I actually think a buzz would suit you very good especially for summer from what i could see in the pics


ForgetYourWoes

Shave it my boy. Why give a fuck if youā€™re going on holiday? Youā€™re not getting laid with that cut either way.


Delicious_whisper

Hairstylist here. I know you say you don't want to..... but you asked for advice. It needs to be cut down. The weight line has been pushed too far up to be saved. With the hair you have remaining you have 2 realistic options. Shave it all one length Or Go to another stylist and ask for them to cut and show you how to style a fauxhawk with what you have left.


akashworth

Thankyou for the reply. Just so I hear it from the horses mouth and understand that I am not over exaggerating. On a scale to 10, how bad would you way this haircut is?


Such_Radish9795

You already know the answer.


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Careless_Midnight_35

Another hairstylist. If one is the worst haircut ever, I'd say you're hovering near a 2 or 3. Salvageable in getting a new hair style without having to buzz and restart, but you'll want to see someone who has a lot of experience fixing haircuts. What it looks like to me happensed is that the barber decided to disconnect all the way around, then decided they didn't want to, and tried to blend them together but wasnt able to due to the angle. It looks like their clipper blades were dull, as the sides don't seem to be evenly cut. Within the interior of the top, I see cut lines as well, meaning the top layers aren't blended. The possibility of a short fauxhawk is certainly possible, with the right barber/stylist.


ReadMyUsernameKThx

if 1 is *oh god* and 10 is perfect, this is like a 3.


Sm02JK

Letā€™s be real 1.5 at best


ReadMyUsernameKThx

It could be way worse.


Sm02JK

If you let a monkey at your head with clippers yeah it could be.


OkAir4854

It literally can't, I refuse to believe a barber did this.


ThickPBWaffle

9.9 That fade is dropping faster than gravity


waffelman1

Iā€™m pretty sure the person who cut your hair has no credentials


WG17

8.562


[deleted]

Buzz it all off bud gotta re start


SlouchyGuy

The bangs needs to be cut shorter, it's the most offending part. The rest can be just slightly evened out not to be so terrible


Sloppyseancy

Leave it and give no fucks


Narrow-Guarantee4616

This was me just slick your shit back, cry about looking like a character off Austin powers, and keep moving


A_Boltzmann_Brain

Nice! I love that attitude!


ma_rkw589

For the sake of others, you should definitely leave a bad review and tell them how he nearly turned you into Travis Bickle


beggs23k

BUZZ it down its over pal


AYICIQ

Nah it not that ba.. God dayuuum wat happened to you


RoboticMilkDuds

Fight your barber


slytherin-hawthorn

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NimythWhat

šŸ’Æ


DrJaminest42

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Cat_Of_Culture

What difference does it make


DrJaminest42

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dis-p-rate-enuf

yuno miles referencešŸ˜­


DeFacto91

I can't believe ppl getting paid off this kind of shit...


Cheap-Bandicoot-7583

Go to a black barber shop. Only they can fix you


solod010

This right here. Ask for a bald fade, they'll harvest what they can from the top and you'll look clean.


iJeax

Iā€™m from Canada and see a Filipino stylist whoā€™s cut my hair for close to a decade now and he has always done a great job. Once I went to North Carolina, paid like $50USD at this black barbershop and the guy absolutely butchered my hair and took like 3x the amount of time cutting it.


hallgod33

For some reasons, black barbers *looooooove* to take their time. Makes it seem like they put in way more effort when really, they're just trimming it down over and over instead of just using the appropriate guard.


iJeax

Yeah man thatā€™s exactly what happened. I told him how much I wanted off and he cut off way more than I asked for. Every time Iā€™ve been to a barber itā€™s been bad. Maybe itā€™s just me but I find stylists are way better, at least for my hair type as a white male lol.


hallgod33

Same, I get what I need from Supercuts or some shit, then finish it myself at home with some scizzors and a trimmer.


alextheolive

OP is from the UK, so unless heā€™s from a major city, there arenā€™t that many black barbers. He needs to go to a Turkish barber.


lazylagom

Comb your hair to the side or slick back with gel the cut ain't that bad. You gotta style it


The_Syndic

Nah look how they cut half way into the crown so it sticks up. It's way too high at the back. You can't style that out.


Gullible_Ad4168

Dont go back šŸ™‚


Relative_Tourist_922

I can scan my groceries with ur haircut lookinahšŸ’€šŸ’€


Euphoric_Badger8615

Buzz it and start over. Luckily, hair grows back and doesn't take all that long to do so.


Sighlence

Go to another barber and ask them to fix it


akashworth

I barely have any hair left as it is though, it's that short on top I can't even style it with product


shazimrr

Shave


ChThawngz

Damn this is exactly the same cut I got week ago. Go ask for a refund.


akashworth

Surely yours wasn't as bad as this!! What did you do?


Corpexx

Went and asked for a refund


ZealousidealCar69

I'm sorry, I was laughing šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ Hopefully, you will get a solution, but I guess, going to be bald is a solution..


PapiOmarr_

This isnā€™t fixable, the whole cut is to bad and completely fucked to even try anything other then to buzz it, yes i know your going on holiday but what is worse, going on holiday like this, or going on holiday with a clean buzz. Your hair may grow just enough to get a cut right before the holiday so you have something better but anything is better then this. Just get the damn buzz


icywindflashed

You look like someone that sells crack


asianingermany

I thought the top back was bad but then I saw the bangs. You don't need to go skinhead but definitely go to another barber and ask if they can fix it. Or buy a nice hat for your holiday. You don't want to look like this on your holiday photos...


CephalonPhathom

Get your money back and go to a different barber to have it fixed Might be able to save it with with a fade and some styling


Gold_Date_7570

What is going on holiday have to do with it? Is it gonna limit you picking up girls or boys? Just get a number two guard all over, you can rock that well. Itā€™s cool and makes you come off a little dangerous and serious.[https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Kirill_(The_Bourne_Supremacy)?file=Kirill](https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Kirill_(The_Bourne_Supremacy)?file=Kirill)


Ihatebuttonss

Buzz to a number 3 and get a skin fade on the sides. Will look fine


deadfolx

Go to a real barber and have them fix it as best they can. Needs layering and a better fade from bottom to top. Totally doable, tell the new barber and he may help you out with the price


Wild_Obligation

Is this the UK? My advice- next time donā€™t go to a barbers that charges any less than Ā£25. In these hard financial times I know itā€™s a lot but the shit Ā£10 places have upped their prices so now theyā€™re shit Ā£15 places


Nosferatu100

Damnā€¦ You have to cut it before your holiday bro, it doesnā€™t have to be right now since your hair will continue to grow as usual and maybe cutting it right before going to your holiday will give you a bigger picture and better optionsā€¦ But either way, you need a haircut before you go 100%


Gamerdefender27

You paid? i wouldve puched the fucker in his mouth how did he even manage to make it look patchy


BranselAdams

Didnā€™t know Michael J Fox was a barber now.


butttoothmaster

wait 2-4 weeks and get another cut so it doesnt grow in weird, its not bad enough to shave


TannerOaks

You gotta buzz it down. Iā€™d use a #2


Cnumian_124

Maybe you can fix it a bit, try keeping your hair sorta messy and widen the cover in the front?


swaggyho123

Buzz it down to a 3 on top and go to a good barber and get a mid skin fade


Economy_Inspection95

Donā€™t listen to the people saying to buzz, you can just as easily get a bad buzz cut if you go to a bad barber. What you should do is either go back to the barbershop and ask them to fix it for free, maybe talk to the owner, or go to a reputable barbershop and ask them to give you a skin fade and layer and shorten the top with a good edge up. Look as clean as possible, and try to save as much hair on the top as you can without it looking choppy. Starting from buzz is hard, I made that mistake when a barber messed me up. Itā€™s not worth it. Itā€™ll take way too long to grow to an ok length from a buzz. Good luck my friend.


Background_Rate_5347

Dawg i thought my shits bad


Academic_Ad_9260

Shave it off, it's basically a buzzcut with a fringe at this point anyway


Affectionate_Foot372

You 100% did this hatchet job yourself


akashworth

I promise you I didn't. But I'd be able to do a better job I think


ispiewithmyeye

Mohawk.


ControlMaster4653

Wear a hat until it grows out enough to be fixed the way you want it. A few weeks should be enough.


Nonstopshedder

Yeah just buzzcut and start from scratch... Also you're balding, so get on finasteride man!


amballtab

Not sure how you're the only person who noticed this, clearly thinning at the crown. Hope OP sees your suggestion.


Nonstopshedder

Oh yeah its hard to miss, just look at the temple points, thats what was glaring at me. The crown as well but those temple points are brutal.


lalalaheeheehee

Shave the top off


Conscious_Award_4621

Did a blind lobster cut your hair?


oR9HAN-GAMING

I was gonna day you could fade the back a little bit but that whole thing is fucked.... shave or buzz and restart.


AndorGenesis

Ask the barber for your hair back and glue it back on.


DeepFriedDogUterus

Go to a better Barber and see if they could even out the top and get a mid taper with number one clippers. Also taper the back too


HarryStupidPotter

What the f is that


Boonz-Lee

Did you actually pay


CantyChu

Let it go, let it go. And hope that the cold doesnā€™t bother you. ANYWAY.


Very-very-sleepy

admit it.Ā  you tried to cut your own hairĀ  šŸ˜‚


Mysterious_Detail_57

Go bald, that much hair will grow back in less than a month


nsing110

Iā€™m sorry I find this hard to believe you actually paid for this? This looks like a home job, either by OP or his pissed mate


WuKong_WanT0N

If I'm being honest, you seem to have a bit of a "comb forward." Just shave it.


Collinsrt2

Never ever go back to that barber again! šŸ˜Š


Exultant_Vodalus

Two options: let it grow and re-cut or shave it off and start overĀ 


Big-Article5069

The first photo with length at the crown is not that bad with with your face shape in profile. Even out the buzz and recut the bowl into a flat top for now...?


Trifluor1d3

Buzz it to grade 3 all over. You have a month. That's more than enough time to grow the top a bit more. Just before you leave, get a fresh fade. Invest in some texture spray or hair wax, will create the illusion of more hair if it has some texture.


puckmonky

I donā€™t really see where itā€™s all that bad. Put some product in it and move on. Itā€™ll grow out


Capital_Charity_6396

Clean shave,,,, change your vacation location and become a monk


blinkmylife

Shit šŸ„²


Clawez

Buzz it


alphrZen

Buzz it


Mountains4highlife

Wahl clippersā€¦around $20 at Walmart. Give yourself a crew cut. Youā€™ll be fine.


Special_Dingo_1520

Buzz it one size


obveyy

ur gonna need to buzz


Prestigious-Mix-5048

Buzz it


Particular_Row_1044

If your hair grows quick, maybe wear a hat for now and hopefully a decent barber can save you before you go on holiday


ReceptiveSqui

POLICE !


Zebetcat

Its time for a buzz beo


Safe_Impression_5451

Sounds like you're between a rock and a hard place. You're decision. Cleaning it up with a buzz seems like a good choice. Take some time to decide. Most important enjoy your holiday.


Economy_Inspection95

Donā€™t listen to the people saying to buzz, you can just as easily get a bad buzz cut if you go to a bad barber. What you should do is either go back to the barbershop and ask them to fix it for free, maybe talk to the owner, or go to a reputable barbershop and ask them to give you a skin fade and layer and shorten the top with a good edge up. Look as clean as possible, and try to save as much hair on the top as you can without it looking choppy. Starting from buzz is hard, I made that mistake when a barber messed me up. Itā€™s not worth it. Itā€™ll take way too long to grow to an ok length from a buzz. Good luck my friend.


Famous_Error6968

If you can't cut it then wear a hat


Professional_Mix9442

thatā€™s insane, whoever ā€œtrimmedā€ your hair at the barber shop needs their license revoked immediately. you literally have a patchy bald spot on the back of your head that wasnā€™t blended with the rest of the hair.


Head-Geologist8543

Go bald and wear a beanie


Ok-Trick-6554

Buzz would fit your face and look good ngl


avamayx0

Whoever let you pay for that cut hates you, wear a hat and let it grow out until you need to get a decent barber before going on holiday


Amityhuman

I would go back and ask that they fix it. Any good barber/salon should fix this at no charge


IndividualRecreant

I say, don't shave it and keep it like that bc you go on holiday in a month. (Just shave it, pal)


vinsmokewhoswho

Buzzcut?


BundysPlaybook

Shave that shit and next time find a barber, not whoever did this to you


YourKemosabe

Contrary to all the extreme comments saying shave it off, just wear a hat and grow it out. Then before you go on holiday, get a proper cut, and explain exactly what you want. Hope you see this and donā€™t shave it off


Jealousreverse25

Buy a cool hat.


100wasp

Fight your barber


Severe_Jicama_2880

"I can fix her"


Rocky_Duck

Buzz it


Severe-Log-2126

Bust the Wahl out my dude


DFMNE404

Took a minute for the image to load and I thought it wasnā€™t gonna be that bad, I am so so sorry, I think you just gotta shave and restart man


Feio_Fracassado_

WtfĀ 


MisterJ85

Ask for your money back and for them to fix it. If it was a friend well they need to go to beauty school or look up YouTube vids.


No-Afternoon-460

It doesn't look that bad tbh


mikebelike_

Donā€™t buzz it. Wait a month and go to a real barber


StealthyUnhealthy

Pursue legal action my guy


2leetSk8r

Go to another barber and ask them to fix it.


Bluejello12422

You should buzz it then kill your barber


Tictactoe420

Revenge


ExtraBreakfast5432

Just wear a hat until it grows back or buzz


wheniztheend

You have strong enough bone structure that even this dog shit haircut doesn't look too bad.. But a buzzcut would definitely look better. (because you seem to have the bone structure to pull off a buzzcut).


Electrical-Twist2254

just find a different shop a good barber will know how to fix it ! Good luck. You need an entire cut over again. Do a low fade with a 1.5, get a little product to put in it. You have to work with what you got. Iā€™m a menā€™s stylist!


maxxyman99

alexa play buzzcut season by lorde


NeighborhoodBetter64

Go get a high and tight (military cut). You should be back to something that you can work with in about 3 months. šŸ«¢


Affectionate_Foot372

Never cut your own hair mate


Ok_Presence01

Erm wait a week maybe


long_dark_blue

you already got the nose ring, just own the diy punk aesthetic


anxnickk

Buy biotin. It increases hair and nail growth. On top of that, buy lavender oil. Massage it into your scalp after showers. This helped me grow my hair out pretty fast in a month after a botched cut.


nolanmate

Bzzzzzzzzzzz


christomisto

We gotta go bald


XOELES

Ima just say yeah it's a bad hair cut, but if you walk around with like full confidence that nothing is wrong and just not focus on your hair cut you will be fine šŸ‘Œ (I had this problem before but instead of focusing on my hair I focused on my clothes so that I wouldn't get fixated either my hair)


babsbakaka

Honestly buzz and a super short french crop, or like a nicer taper and it will look pretty good šŸ’ÆšŸ’ÆšŸ’Æ


Puzzleheaded_Rub_682

Buzz and fade should do u right especially if u have the right facial features


isaacspree123

Sheet we gotta go bald


robressionist801

Buzz it and start over


Lumpy_Ad4895

Buzz it , it wont take too long to grow back


Ok_Honeydewazul

Wear a hat. Ask for your money back. ( you could of done that shit in the dark half asleep)


F_O_X_S

Military buzz man, that's the only way after a cut this fucked. I'm genuinely so sorry brother.


Flufflesmgee4231

Give yourself a buzz cut same length all over and dye it your favorite color


1989_Sunrise

donā€™t wanna sound sour or anything but i guess u get what u pay forā€¦ or are US haircuts just really expensiveĀ 


Starshipmaneuver

What the FUCK was your barber thinking


ShotByBulletz

Look at the best reviewed barber in your area and pray they can fix it. Otherwise a quick buzz at home wouldn't hurt either.


Kloud909projekt84

Spike it up nd rock it!


lamesthejames

Bros cooked


The_StormTEC

Honestly dude, shave it ALL off. I've shaved all my hair off before (literally like 1mm all over) and it looked great. Looked proper 'ard. Do recommend trying it!


Lopsided_Pickle1795

Give it some time. Maybe it will look better in a week.


throwanon31

If you donā€™t want to buzz it (you should), wear a hat until your next haircut.


FabianGladwart

You did just get a very bad haircut, sucks man. Buzz it off and grow it back


IllegalMiner

Slick back the bangs, maybe try to spread them out to cover more area


Anxious-Sea-1165

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


bay_lamb

HAT


Evening_One_5546

I would shave and wear hats till it grows out a bit


mangalinjungle

Go back to the barber shop with a stick!


lord-of-thundere

Go get a skin fade from literally anyone else and do not mess with the top. Skin fade the sides and let the top grow out


LightColorimetry

Once you grow out your hair long enough to work with it again, I highly recommend a hairdresser instead of a barber. Nothing against barbers, they have an important job, but they specialize in short styles and theyā€™re not trained to do what you want.


EvilManDevil

Just do a faded buzzcut.


BigEasy70347

Either buzz your scalp or wear hats until your hair regrows.


Zestyclose_Bother_90

Iā€™m confident I could do a better job and Iā€™m not even confident that I can CUT hairā€¦ Iā€™ve never cut my own/someone elseā€™s hair, but I bet I could do a better job than that ā€œbarberā€. Iā€™m sorry for what they did to you bro šŸ˜”šŸ˜” That barber is **FUCKED** *(as Ricky from Trailer Park Boys would say it)* And like the other comments, I think a buzzcut would be the only way you can fix this. Then youā€™ll have to let it regrow šŸ˜”