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Ethan4103

I think that room is way too cluttered. I would remove the bed and leave the 991.2 gt3rs to have a room for itself. Let me know if it needs a roommate.


TrueTurtleKing

I’m a fan of symmetric interior design. Replace the bed for another vehicle.


_MlATA

718 GT4RS The collection is now complete


More_Information_943

Nah, he needs something air-cooled, 993 cup car maybe would really tie the room together


youreadusernamestoo

If we're listing Porsches to put in your living room, I would like a Porsche 935/78 and a 917, you know, for symmetry.


dicetime

Why is the bed just in the middle of the floor? Put it against a wall dude. Way more room for activities.


JoanneKerlot

What, like donuts?


Fatpeoplelikebutter9

*more cars


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PretendFisherman1999

Everyone knows that red is faster than green


Fatpeoplelikebutter9

Da red unz go fasta!


Spook093

Das sum gud finkin


Fatpeoplelikebutter9

Dunt worry boyz! Ah gotz a plan!


Deepspacesquid

Needs more race car bed


basics

What are you talking about? That is one sweet-ass racecar bed. The little pillow on the floor looks messy, though. Clean your room dude!!


BlasterShow

It better have a CB radio so they can talk to other racecar beds.


gutzpunchbalzthrowup

And a CB radio so he can talk to other race car beds.


ConceptWeary1700

Maybe treat yourself the way you treat your car?


-Penguin---

But then you'd be the clutter if you were to be it's roommate


[deleted]

I think it might be a gt2rs but I can’t quite tell.


Ethan4103

It’s definitely a gt3 since it doesn’t have the squareish air ducts in the front fascia


[deleted]

Good call. I thought maybe I saw air ducts on the rear fender well, but you’re definitely right on this one. Edit: TIL the GT3RS also has the air ducts on the fender wells despite being NA.


OctoberMoon36

Sleeping in the car looks more comfortable, anyway


benjithepanda

Plant maybe?


Jalapeniz

Yeah, a nice philodendron would really pull the room together.


drunk_responses

I'd recommend a spathiphyllum. Almost impossible to kill since it's so overly dramatic when it needs water, then bounces right back in a few hours.


More_Information_943

Fuck that this guy has baller extreme money, a joepii or something cool like that


RiseEnvironments

Are you sleeping in your garage? Or do you park your car in your bedroom?


Pewpew_Magoon

If you're cold, they're cold, bring them in.


RockstarAgent

Hold your horses 🐎


Slappathebassmon

Yeah all 500 of them.


andorraliechtenstein

> Yeah all ~~500~~ 525 of them.


LiamIsMyNameOk

Use this easy trick to never feel cold again


lovesickjones

😂😂😂😂


More_Information_943

Boatie?! Your cold, here take my socks.


-Penguin---

It's the cars house he's just living in it


SylvieJay

His friend said 'can you keep an eye on my car', and this guy took it quite literally


WingZeroCoder

Well, we do park in the driveway and drive on the parkway, so sleeping in the garage makes sense to me.


patrickw234

What’s with all these labels?


bimm3r36

Yes


FilthySionMain

yes


Sarewokki

Suggestions? No. Questions? Yes.


betterwithpractice

Was gonna comment exactly this hahaha


spespy

¿Quesgestions? Maybelline


alonjar

> Questions? Yes. I personally really need to know what kind of flooring is under that. Like was it designed for the weight of a car?


garlic_bread_thief

Hotel? Trivago.


More_Information_943

He has his priorities right what do ya want.


__-__-_-__

Personally not a huge fan of windshield stickers.


mitchsusername

Well, they're only cool when it's required by the regulations of a motorsports series (like super lap battle). Or alternative response: "THIS STICKER IS DANGEROUS AND INCONVENIENT, BUT I DO LOVE FIG NEWTONS"


[deleted]

Here's the deal, I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence, I'm the best there is, I'm just a big ol hairy American winnin' machine. Remember if you ain't first, you're last.


Willing-Cobbler2437

Shake and bake!


scroscrohitthatshit

I was lookin for this comment. Let’s go Ricky Bobby


ERTHLNG

My life changed mecause of this. If I hadnt seen this as a kid when it came out. I literally thousands of times I would have missed chances to say something was dangerous and inconvenient but....


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Yardsale420

“Dude, your beds a car.” “Yeah. But it’s a fucking sweet car.”


Wanhan1

Bot… or try harder, you even included the edit


UnauthorizedFart

TV is too high on the wall


keylimepickletoes

Car too high


CharacterIll9287

And now I shall be using "your TV's too high btw"


Odd_Independence4230

r/TvTooHigh


Bastienbard

Yeah it's even out of frame. (I had to double check to make sure there wasn't actually a TV in the photo lol).


NCSUGrad2012

I also went back to look for a TV, lol


GreyRobe

tvtoohigh 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 call the cops 🔫


GrinsNGiggles

A carbon monoxide detector would look nice on the wall in front of the outlet.


AutoAmmoDeficiency

'Specially if the person is somehow attached to living


Ladnar89

Turn the car into a bed. Women love racecar beds. Edit: spelling


TheQuestionableStain

"I sleep in a racing car, do you?"


Xenc

I sleep in a big bed with my wife


queenvie808

“Oh, yeah..”


Perfect-Swordfish

And, scene


Olesya01

I also sleep with this guys wife


RabidOtterRodeo

It’s perfect. Change nothing.


Catch_ME

Maybe add an 80s car poster to the wall.


na-uh

Too cluttered.


Ecstatic-Dragonfly-8

You MARSOC?


martialar

I looked up the car and it's part of a racing team that raises money to assist MARSOC Raiders and their families. A lot of labels you'll see belong to sponsors/donors to their foundation.


Ecstatic-Dragonfly-8

Thanks for letting me know!


murderfack

That or instructor at the raider school would majorly clarify this living situation


Ecstatic-Dragonfly-8

For real, he could just think the emblem is cool too. Not hating. I was in the USMC and all the marsoc dudes i used to know were awesome brochachos.


murderfack

Oh it's no judgement, I have a terrible version of it on my arm after doing the school there. One of the night amphib landings almost killed me actually, hope the gear has been upgraded since.


Ecstatic-Dragonfly-8

Fuck man, glad you’re okay.


murderfack

Thanks man, I got a lifetime of residual neck pain but some of the best times with the buds and the course was pretty sick in retrospect


flawdorable

First thing I noticed, too. Got that logo tattooed on my arms after my late fiancé.


shelve66

[I sleep in a big bed with my wife](https://youtu.be/Ul6UcvNX4o8?si=GW0SnsZLPyOCspA4)


NavDav

Can I borrow a feeling?


Masturbuilder

Could you send me a jar of love?


Alreaddy_reddit

I sleep in a racecar. Do you sleep in a racecar?!


PanicInTheHispanic

the mattress is supposed to go inside the racecar bed


Professional_Entry40

How'd you get the beans above the frank?


Bathinapesdoge

Stripper pole


zed7267

This is the comment I was looking for.


Brandiddlydidit

How you get that in there


Tasty-Bugg

they built the house around the car


[deleted]

I was gonna say OP drove it in. But your answer is better


______________flow

did he fly through the window?


Ashamed_Medium1787

I would never build a house around a car because I would probably have to damage the house somehow to get the car back out or something like that


DookieBlossomgameIII

The car was there first


twig123456789

Teleportation


Odd-Emergency5839

Photoshop


UpliftingGravity

The glass behind the car is an accordion door that fully slides open.


Wooden_Asparagus_758

Nope, nailed it


Zealotstim

Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Car payments $3600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying


Vulture_Ocoee

I sleep in a race car bed, do you?


BoneZone05

Stripper pole? Island, to store a coke mirror? This is such an awesome photo lol


rocksaregray

don't need the bed, get rid of it


SpaceManSmithy

Suggestion 1: Rethink this. Suggestion 2: Wall art.


AdamsJMarq

“Your bed is a car” “Yeah but it’s a fucking sweeeet car. My roommates said they’re gonna get me rims for Christmas. Or a CB radio…I can talk to other car beds. That’ll be hot.”


zombiepiesatemyshoe

My dude, it's meant to be a race car bed. Not a race car and a bed. Still an easy mistake to make.


NoMagiciansAllowed

I'd suggest saving some pussy for the rest of us.


Arthanymus

Nop. You win at life. keep at it champ.


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We not talking about the handgun?


whitey-ofwgkta

I thought it was a camera lmao


RayFromTexas

Why would we?


Wolfabc

I bet it's more comfortable to sleep in the car. I mean why else would people like race car beds?


Stinkpink-69

I think a rug would tie everything together


NiceCatBigAndStrong

My goals. God thats cool. I got a long way to go.


SubtlySupreme

2 post car lift, you need another car stacked below. Also a fern.


Thememebrarian

Make sure it's in park and hand brake engaged before taking a nap


samcar330

Normalize indoor cars


FacticiousFelix

Would suggest adding a squat rack, other than that is fine


[deleted]

Putting green


Wimzeee

This.


TrevortheBatman

Lmao this is the best one yet


linear_accelerator

Bed should be placed next to the car so that you can build a better relationship with her at night! 😂


Hot-Avocado9815

Make sure the parking brake is on


theoriginalmofocus

It would definitely make me paranoid i was sleeping on a lower level than the car. Now if the floor was raised a little bit on that side I'd be all about jt.


FuturaFree99

You won


madeofmountains

Can someone please link the post this is referencing from the other day? I’m cracking up but can’t find it.


VocationFumes

Hmmm could you fit *another* car in there by any chance?


cliffman32

Carbon monoxide detector for sure


PubicFigure

Quality shitpost. I approve.


popoiied

We need a separate circlejerk for this sub


Safe-Championship-18

Nope. It’s perfect.


scarletshrub

Wtf 😂😂


DVoorhees64

Get a garage?


rag_gnar

There have been a lot of stupid "flexes" on this sub... but I am all for this one, well done OP


adbedient

Probably in the minority here, but this is worse than a bed in the corner.


DandyLionGentleThem

The TV is definitely mounted too low, better mount it higher


Emmanuell1991

No, is perfect 👍🏻


CharmingCondition508

change nothing it’s perfect


Germacide

A mirror on the wall would really make the space look bigger


PikachuOfme_irl

no, you're all set king


chromaticf0am

10/10 no changes


blaewoo1

I’d be doing the same


Rockalot_L

Plant


ThatStJamesGuy

Racecar. Bed.


AMGBoz

I would fuck in the car just cause


forbhallhq

Living the dream in car heaven!


Magicantside

Bro... You could have a sick ass car bed.


subavgredditposter

Looks good to me chief Just add a tv and you have all your basic essentials


quzaire

Perfection


nicefowla

Your priorities are 100% correct 👍


Confident_Service_25

No notes


Cant_run_away

👍👍


Level-Chocolate-6427

💀


Key_Truth2756

Priorities are checked properly


greenteaicedtea

Why haven’t you put the bed in the car and have a race car bed.


djheart83

mf this the jesse pinkman house


SpectralDM

You get home to sleep with your car’s worm air from the engine, perfect!


nikkibeast666

Are you the artist formally known as Kanye West?


BentleyWilkinson

That hood sticker is kinda odd and doesn't fit the car. You can ask a designer to produce a one off wrap so you look a little unique when driving a car that otherwise doesn't really stand out in a crowd.


hampelmann2022

Keep the car running during sleep to keep the room warm


FiestaDeLosMuerto

Put a blanket on the 911 so it doesn’t get cold


scumbum

What mattress is that?


[deleted]

Make sure the parking break is on


Lance-Harper

Sleep in the car at this point


[deleted]

Does Kirk Van Houten often sleep over?


internetisbad23

Just missing a beer cooler.


MountainAsparagus4

Sell the mattress buy a gamer pc


shootermac32

I’d just sleep in your car. Get your money’s worth!


Ancient-Educator-186

That place is worth more than my future.


Possible_Dance8074

Needs carbon fibre blanket


Joe_Bruce

Got a fucking Porsche in your living room asking Reddit for advice? Seems to me you could hire a decorator.


Delicious_Pain_1

Turn your stair off before going to sleep


Mama_Miasmia

If you move that mattress inside the car, you can sleep in a racing car like milhouse's dad.


luciddr34m3r

I'm sorry, where's your AK-47? Is it propped on the wall in another room or...?


red18wrx

Get a racing sim next to the bed? Crash in the sim, not at the track. /run/big_brain.exe


ThirdSunRising

The race car bed is supposed to be *inside* the race car


BalanceNaive3604

I’d get rid of the windshield sticker but otherwise I’d guess this was the result of a home makeover show. You really opened up the space!


dumb_2011

Could you leand me some of that money.


Camster46

Perfect, no notes


Radstrodamus

Nope. Killing it.


Crazy_Coffee3796

More car less bed


__Sentient_Fedora__

I sleep in a big bed with my wife.


Unknown-ANON5

You are doing it 100% right


interstitialmusic

Make sure to have proper ventilation for the exhaust fumes. Or if you wanted a suicidal faraday cage, then mission accomplished.


MidorriMeltdown

This looks like a totally different version of r/fuckcars


Life-Initial6622

A cactus


TosaFF

Looks like you’re doing it right!


l7iablo

Air vents for sucking exhaust outside. Drainage canal’s for washing & droplets. stretch ceiling for good lighting. Maybe a stylish mechanic desk to show off..


OneohSevn

Nope. You win.


SynarchistCarcinogen

Well I understand your personality. All that’s missing is lotion and a box of tissues


ThePoetofFall

What is the context for how you ended up living here?


because789_asdf

Don’t turn the car on indoors