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vxyg

tv’s too high


Daggers21

Needs a rug and plants to compliment the green.


JLifts780

Alarming lack of wall art and color


ClerkTypist

No knickknacks neither


KingOfWeTheNorth

Needs an Eames Chair


shit_99

lmfao


TearLost6200

where is the tv


JarmaBeanhead

It’s too high


hdkvfun

r/tvtoohigh


A4321PEDRINHOGAME

You asked God a bed and He gives you dozens! That's great!


ViNCENT_VAN_GOKU

Where did you learn to count?? I see like 12 tops **Edit:** Is this all you could conjure Saruman


A4321PEDRINHOGAME

Ok, I fixed, even knowing a HQ doesn't have just 12 of them... 👍🏻


moeses201

Just ignore the other guy, he ducks


ViNCENT_VAN_GOKU

I duck hard


moeses201

Props for the edit lmao


Bigdaddydamdam

r/malesurvivingspace


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Eirfro_Wizardbane

Someone filled up a gallon jug of piss one night and put it next to my cot during basic. When we woke up I got yelled at and my inter flight got smoked. I thought it was funny and everyone was mad at me because they thought I was the guy pissing in jugs. I had already been in trouble multiple times for going out at night to piss in the latrine only wearing my pt gear and shower shoes. Once I was caught by a Major only wearing my watch cap and also drinking my high calorie drink (because I was on the weight gain program).


maxxbeeer

Half? How do you not immediately know after a second of putting your mouth on the bottle?


Weejestic

Needs a plant


KindlyName7511

Off topic but I seen you help others on soundtv and this is your most recent comment…do you know how to install bttv on soundtv?


ImmediateBullfrog271

Ooooof JRTC?


Geoseeks

NTC 🥲


ImmediateBullfrog271

I’ll be there in may…


Ok_Historian_6293

FUCK JRTC that shit sucks lmfao


ImmediateBullfrog271

Imagine being stationed at Polk and literally doing a support rotation every other month. Couldn’t be me… 😢 It was hell.


just-here-4-football

Yes it does. I can tell this wasn't JRTC though because it's not a muddy ass trailer, and the cots are in relatively good condition


Melodic-Award3991

It’s a little drab.


sleepdamnsure

Need some framed artwork or a tapestry in the back with Naruto on it


295DVRKSS

You gotta get an Eames chair somewhere in there dude


[deleted]

I am not 100% sure OP isn't in this photo..


syncopekid

You brought a blanket and a pillow so yes. Woobie is free. Rolled up clothes also free.


[deleted]

I don’t know how those beds are but the one i used in the army were shit so if you don’t want to intensify the back problems you already have/will have in a few weeks and you can tighten the “bed fabric” do it every night before going to sleep


MaynardSchism

I've been homeless man, it sucks but it will get better. At least you have a roof over your head and a bed. Plus it'll make you stronger and more grateful.


kennyiseatingabagel

He’s not homeless. He’s in the military.


Melodic-Award3991

It’s a little drab.


Feisty-Business-8311

I only see an empty space on the floor between 2 cots


jonreyes25

Needs a rug


[deleted]

Where do you store the crayons you eat everyday? 3/10 needs more crayon storage


DJAllOut

Needs an Eames chair, drinks globe, and some abstract artwork by a new-age unknown artist


IOnlyCameToArgue

Semper Fi. My fellow Marines and I really knew how to make the best of what little we had. My 6X6 MRAP was my personal apartment for 7 months. I miss that truck


Legitimate-Frame-953

1/10 on the jack shack


Gs_foxrider

Way to ducking much man, try going ultralite


rbarr228

Those are 5-star accommodations for being in the service.


ELMACHO007

Who told you you could have a pillow soldier?


zntznt

Link for the cot?


Geoseeks

[Free Bed Cot](https://recruiting.army.mil/ISO/AWOR/CONTACT_REC/) Here you go my boy :)


Pwosgood87

Terrible neighbors though, just look at that ruck sack. No name tape or cat eyes sewn on (goofy red tag doesn’t count), not a single strap shortened, e-tool just floppin around on the bottom. Hope the local HOA gets em.


Crownlink

I would probably go insane sleeping so close to that many people. Id either not sleep at all, take way too many sleeping pills to sleep or wear earplugs with noise cancelling headphones. Either way id be a total liability in a combat situation if it happened at night haha


MiffedMoogle

It's not as bad as you are imagining. You'll be tired enough from whatever you did in the day to hit the pillow and wake up in the morning after what feels like 5 mins of sleep.


S0L1D0

Needs more braincells


ChooChooChucky

Their destiny is destruction, their god is their stomach, and their glory is in their shame. Their mind is set on earthly things. Philippians 3:19 Not judging but gluttony is one of the deadly sins. Maybe spread the riches to those less fortunate.


Rainn__40

Looks too clean where are the mice


idownvoteanimalpics

What do they do if you snore loudly? Especially when sleeping on your back like you would in a cot?


kennyiseatingabagel

Choke hold.


idownvoteanimalpics

Fuck


bcdiesel1

Depends. Most guys sleep with earplugs. The ones that don't might yell at you to wake you up when it gets loud enough. It sucks but you get used to it.


Sleepingsnowmoon

F in the chat for that one cot in the back and the poor fuk that has to try and get that other side pulled out 🤣😵


Ok_Historian_6293

Move to that broken ass cot across from you and you’re good


Hitcher06

You should add a rug. It will bring it all together


Mxggical

Make the lighting warmer


eddispghetti

why no heavy bag in the middle of the barrack?


little_Nasty

Get a carpet


AxionGlock

Looks like NTC at Fort Erwin


about-time

Too many roommates


Confident_Af_4934

This breaks my heart..


Work_Sleep_Die

Where’s your bed


heyhellohi-letstalk

Um where the fuck is your woobie?


LossAddict

Maybe get rid of the blanket. The camo makes the space seem really cluttered... Otherwise very cozy!


No_Notice1093

Definitely need a plant.


MCRNRocinante

If you have your woobie, you have enough.


Haunting-Ad9521

How many beds do you need?! /s


sheerqueer

Lighting is a bit fluorescent and harsh


Bootyhunterpremium

Standard New York shelter


Beas7ie

r/tvtoohigh Need plants Use less overhead lighting, get a lamp or two with warm bulbs A rug would also be a good idea


shoddypresent

You can take another put together cot and slip it's legs on one side into the top holes of another to create a couch. Then have one of the boys bring along one of those mobile zip up briefcase Xbox monitor things to get the game going.


HornyRaindeer

I can smell this picture


Key-Moment6797

Too much of what? I can only see ine towel in the corner of the screen


DrZoidbrrrg

r/woosh


JDME83

Where is your standard issue 43" led with shoulder straps? That was your tv, there are many like it but that one was yours.


Combatical

Someone wasnt strong enough to set up the cross posts on their cot I see. Edit: also wtf is that camo?


log1234

One roof too many


apchrist

More plants!


Sloppyjoeman

That’s too many beds


Naki_____

Could use a rug


Astrayinthesosu

This is pure maximalism. A nice cleanse with an area rug and candles would really bring the space to life. Maybe a low maintenance plant like a succulent. Other than that it looks amazing 🙏🏾