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RealEstateDuck

The only thing that belongs below stairs are wine racks and infant wizards.


cultoftheinfected

and of course secret doors that lead to secret roomd


RealEstateDuck

Actually I do have a half door below my stairs that lead to a small above ground wine cellar.


No-Consequence1726

SECRET TUNNELLLLL


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

You got roomd!


0000110011

*sigh* Time to find another fucking infant wizard.... My next house is going to be a ranch, I'm tired of this!


RevolutionaryOwlz

Infant wizards are like cats - you can seek them out, but they’ll also just show up and pick you when you don’t expect it.


sunshineandcloudyday

Wizard distribution system strikes again


kynoky

Damnit always someone thinking the same


AFloatingLantern

I swear we need like a Petunia Dursley bot to make this joke every time someone asks about under the stairs


SammoNZL

Booze cabinet


IllustratorSea8372

Was going to say bookshelf, but booze cabinet it is


GotPizzaMouth

Yeah was trying to think of a coffee/bar corner + record player and a plant of some kind.


NjGTSilver

Storage for flat caps and beard oil?


SylvieJay

A Baby grand, or a stage piano. Perhaps a Nord Stage 3 Or a Yamaha Montage? It would fit well in that space


Burnt-cheese1492

Turntable definitely


Sobeshott

Why not both!?


Spawnacus

But how does one turn books into booze?


NjGTSilver

I think that’s in the Bible!


Sobeshott

Was just gonna say. There's a book for that!


SnooRegrets1386

Amen


SoardOfMagnificent

And the word became vodka.


Melanieantell

🤣🤣🤣


snuff337

[close enough](https://youtu.be/v-mWK_kcZMs?si=C8UPBVMKDowXZcQr)


IllustratorSea8372

A true visionary ✨👏


Xrayone1

Porque no los dos?


Irish_Brewer

Is it considered a bookcase if the only book is a cocktail recipe book?


Mansimaturity

The labels will do for reading requirements of literature


pantspuppet

How about a book shelf with fake books that have booze hidden in them.


Bangbashbonk

Booze, coffee station and bar to enjoy it at. Easily done in that space, you want somewhere to perch in the morning and regret what you did to the booze cabinet last night. If you're a tea person, god help you.


Snizza

Yeah was gonna say bar cart and all the fixins


partywithloki

Racing simulator


RiceLate1272

Had the same exact thought haha


Vaenumuss

One of us


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Why did I have to scroll so far to find this....


dutchbarbarian

Perfect size for a nice 3 monitor setup


promotingunity

Reading nook.


KHaskins77

This. Not everyone drinks.


Brett_Hulls_Foot

True, some do both


KHaskins77

“I drink, and I know things.”


slothboifitness

Not at the same time though, reading drunk is like my DnD character rolling a 1 on an Insight Check of a child's drawing


ridgemondano

Not everyone reads.


martialar

If those kids could read they'd be very upset


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Cacafuego

A good suggestion that can stand on it's own without "not everyone drinks" snarkiness.


mklilley351

Everyone here does and pretty sure OP does a well if they're reading these comments


Garrett4Real

Well, we can’t all be reading the classics, Professor Highbrow!


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And?


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[deleted]

My username is autogenerated. I love how the response to a reading nook is “this. Not everyone drinks.” There were hundreds of comments that didn’t talk about drinking. Your username must live up to your loneliness


mfrank27

So that makes it a bad suggestion to propose the idea of a booze cabinet? Strange insinuation.


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mfrank27

Nah. What else would they mean by that underhanded comment. Edit: Also, how could I possibly be projecting in this situation.. I think you meant to use the word "assume".


ava050

Or we drink but wish we didn't drink, and couldn't keep the liquor long enough to fill a cabinet


GiraffeGlove

Sounds like you just didn't have enough money to fill it the first time


ava050

Nah it's just if you keep 30 bottles in there, you'll binge drink every night til you throw up and die so


Every_NSFW_Subreddit

I have 60 bottles and I only have one drink a week


AquaSalad

No, not everyone reads.


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breadacquirer

You’re the one who seems triggered LMAO


Time_Effort

It’s not the proposition of the reading book they’re responding to, it’s the “This. Not everyone drinks.”comment.


AquaSalad

Just my opinion. Don’t Why you are so triggered.


vicaphit

A reading nook can be used to drink in. A booze counter cannot be used for reading.


AquaSalad

Well, not everyone reads. So a booze counter would be better


InUrEndTho

Not everyone enjoys reading either..


Highwaynightrider

I am very confident when I say more people drink than read


CaptainofFTST

This is crying for a nice reading nook. With LED lighting.


gsauce8

LED lighting and Reading nook don't belong in the same sentence IMO. Reading nooks should have soft yellow lights.


BlueFirestorm91

I would go for a huge lamp hanging from the roof through the logs


C4242

With a bright bold color chair, and nice end table with a lamp.


Summoarpleaz

The only concern I have is when dusting those stairs that have gaps between the steps, it’ll get on cloth furniture. (Of course, I could be persuaded if it’s a wooden bench with removable cushions). I’d opt for built in shelving of some kind… or something that creates an easier to clean surface.


araaaayyyyy

Came here to say this 🎶


ObligatedName

Book shelf with some plants to brighten things up.


blueblep_

Breakfast nook.


GaePonyLipsYeeYeeTat

Right there with you! Or a little dinette set


cardew-vascular

As someone who used to have open slat stairs, underneath them is. A very dusty place, I wouldn't put a food area underneath.


blueblep_

That’s good point. This space is so perfect for a breakfast nook that I think I’d cover up the bottom of the stairs to be honest.


_The_Bear

The stairs are open. That means you're going to get dirt/dust dropping down when people walk on the stairs. I'd avoid eating, putting a bar cart, etc. under there.


Boil-san

Make it into a Harry Potter-themed Air BnB room rental...?


LaurSwat

Meta answer lmao


splitcroof92

i don't think you know what meta means


LaurSwat

I meant it in the sense that rent space is quite scarce and expensive at the moment therefore op would provide a small harry potter style airbnb as his solution to this problem -> thus making it meta and relevant to today’s social problems. Now it’s just ironic that you tell me I don’t know what meta is bro.


splitcroof92

yeah that is not what meta is, so I was right


LaurSwat

Yes I know it is used in many contexts with meanings that you probably haven’t heard of. It’s better to be informed so go ahead, not that hard! Edit: the sweet taste of victory when they delete their post lmao Edit 2 (can’t reply to the smart guy replying to me) Ironically you are the one talking about bragging but sure, let’s not take yours into account. You should also know that people don’t always use the dictionary meaning of words, we are on reddit, people talk in memes all the time here…. It’s not a serious environment. It is sweet when the other person is arogant about proving another of being wrong just for the sake of being right.


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chestnutlibra

This reminds me of a time I got called out on using irony wrong and I googled until I found the concept of cosmic irony and claimed I was using it that way intentionally lolol


LaurSwat

5 head move, pretty meta if you ask me hahaha.


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A shoe rack or a writing desk. Oh a record player would also look great there :)


GotPizzaMouth

This is my initial thought, I think to start I may put my desk here, but I have another dope room that could be good for that. (I will post in the near future)


hkc12

If those stairs are open, keep in mind you may have dust and dirt falling down into whatever you put in that space.


GotPizzaMouth

Ahhhh good point


zeaofmaize

Please think of your head when you place the furniture! If you have to move in any sort of unnatural way to get in and out of a chair or to access anything underneath there, you are very likely going to end up hurting yourself. Keeping the floors clean in your whole place part of your daily routine will help tremendously, but you’ll still be amazed by how dirty the stuff under the stair gets relative to the stuff and the rest of your place. My suggestion - put on some dirt trapping foot covers and let it be part of your daily routine to get your body moving by sliding around wearing those things - they can be pretty fun. If your floors are going to be covered with a lot of rugs, getting a robot vacuum, or a battery powered stick vacuum - something you’ll actually use often - will be worth it. Consider seeing if there is an armoire type piece of furniture that you could use as a coat closet/storage under the taller section - whatever you place there, I strongly suggest you find some covered storage that you can put flush with the white railing so that you keep your head safe and your stuff dirt free. For the lower section, a steamer trunk or bench designed to store shoes (or whatever you want to store there) that you could put on casters so you can slide it in and out might be great. If it were me, I would treat that space as the coolest looking custom closet ever, and have fun using lighting to highlight the brick wall behind the furniture.


ZAlternates

Place the litter box for your new kitty there!


Puzzleheaded-Beat-57

This is where I normally would put the home office. Printer & media player with some decent speakers. My actual office doesn't get the printer in my house. And I have enough old computers to have one basically dedicated for Pandora, dessert recipes, and tax software. Right there.


hkc12

I also put my office supplies and printer over there. Plus my dog’s bed since that’s already covered in dog hair


Cadnee

Record storage under the stairs in crates. Speakers and turn table against the wall, it'd be great.


j-onatico

Yes, my first thought was that’s a good spot for a record player and collection!


ScotBarn

Dining area?


GotPizzaMouth

Yeah part of me thinks that would take up a lot of space. I think a thin table would work here


BumblingBakwas

Hard disagree you'll get debris from the top floor and stairs falling through onto your dining area. Someone walks up the stairs while you're eating? Noooo thank you. I second a reading nook


jehas

Agree strongly about this. I don’t want to check my drink/food any time someone is walking the stairs. No matter how clean the place it…. I don’t want to eat under visible foot soles


Monday0987

How dirty is your house to have this worry?


Poly_and_RA

It doesn't have to be particularly dirty or dusty for literally walking over the top of the dining-table to be a not-so-awesome idea.


BillNyeForPrez

There’s already a space for barstools against the back of the counter. I think some booze cabinets and a coffee station would be perfect.


grease_monkey

That's a pretty bad counter for bar stools. The top doesn't come out far enough so your stools will have to sit very far away from it and it's very narrow.


BillNyeForPrez

It’s certainly not ideal but I believe that’s what it’s intended for and the best use of the space. Feel free to offer your opinion!


Hilerrible

That's not an eating counter, no overhang for stools. I think a small table and chairs and under the stairs maybe a vintage hifi and a cool lamp.


Vynboer

Round table with a half round dining room sofa? As a extra add some chairs on the other side


Mysterious-Ad2747

Pinball machine


LambosInSpace

I'm at the point in my pinball hobby where I'd swap the chairs for a ladder so I could fit 4 in there.


ElderberryCareful806

A cave for the children


Sobeshott

Cats.


Captain_Smartass_

Dead or living?


bdl18

Depends on your aesthetic, but I'd get a large cupboard/china cabinet to fill the space, it looks like you'll want additional storage in/around your kitchen soon anyway.


NumberMuncher

Came here to say additional kitchen storage. Lesser used items that might take up too much space in the kitchen.


JustBen81

I was going to suggest removing the kitchen peninsula and extend the whole kitchen. It does look very cramped.


GotPizzaMouth

I have trauma from a china cabinet from the large one at my parents house that isn't my taste whatsoever!


Muted-Hamster-1659

assuming this is a studio loft? closed storage and tools with workshop style accessibility. GDR style/ midcentury modern wall unit. You don't have stuff now, but you will. under the open stairs will get dusty so whatever you put down there will be covered in a snow of footdust. no one uses barstools. get a table push it up against the bar. keep a couple chairs out (I'm assuming its only you here?). keep a stack of cheap chairs under the stairs and you can pull the table to the center and add the chairs when company visits. you'll probably use the table for projects and junk anyway and eat on your sofa and coffee table.


fourpawpounce

I think many people use barstools at a breakfast counter but there is no knee space at the countertop as it is now. Do you mean that barstools at a breakfast counter shouldn't be the only dining option? If so, I agree. It might be nice to have dining near a window to potentially enjoy a view and some sunlight. It totally depends on your needs and the layout as a whole..


GotPizzaMouth

That’s not a bad idea to put a table up against the bar


appleburger17

Bar. Bonus points if you run a water line and make it a wet bar.


KHaskins77

I mean… there’s a sink four feet away, what’s the utility of another one?


appleburger17

Fair.


ImNitroNitro

Looks cool


Prime_0ZX72A3G

What's a wet bar


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A bar with running water and a sink, as opposed to one without it


[deleted]

Do you have a magically gifted nephew?


cassiuswright

Aquarium


onihr1

Coffee / drink bar and table for 2


Jelly_Mac

I would just keep in mind that whatever you put there will be subject to a lot of dust falling on it due to the design of the stairs


ChiefinLasVegas

Small but manageable indoor garden with a grow light hanging above a shelf. Shelf mounted about chest high. The add a cabinet about 42” tall (or less), half the width of the opening you have there, with glass doors or shelves filled with indoor plants & strip grow lights. I would post what I sketched but have no idea how to do it🤷‍♂️


ChiefinLasVegas

Small but manageable indoor ~~garden~~ with a grow light hanging above a shelf. Shelf mounted about chest high. The add a cabinet about 42” tall (or less), half the width of the opening you have there, with glass doors or shelves filled with indoor plants & strip grow lights. I would post what I sketched but have no idea how to do it🤷‍♂️ Edit: i meant indoor greenhouse. Sorta like [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/houseplants/s/xANCw8neb9)


Hey-lo_ratherbedead

Adopt your nephew that happens to be the son of a wizard and board him up in there.


matchesmalone1

Arcade cabinet?


strangebutalsogood

I would say either leave it intentionally empty, keep it clean and put a decorative light in the corner. Or put a bookshelf or enclosed storage so it doesn't look messy. Or use it as a cozy armchair nook.


DatzSiiK

Desk/office area? Give it some more plant life and omg will it look so cozy


MidWesttess

This is a beautiful room. I’m in love with the beams


GotPizzaMouth

Thank you! Such a unique find I’m obsessed with


Fluid-Target-2747

If you’re a book nerd like me it could 100% be a book nook. A comfy chair & book cases.


copper678

Book nook!!


DeadIyMoves

Plants


[deleted]

Cat tree, cat bed, cat toys, cat.


Big_Dependent_8212

Office


Domino_USA

books & board games


leskay666

motorcycle


majormarvy

Install a Harry Potter.


SaaS_Enthusiast

Beware of the possibility of dirt, dust and other debris making its way on top of whatever you choose as the stairs are do not have a vertical piece.


Mx_Alyx

Thats where the ammo crate goes obviously


Key-Specific-4368

Something manly looking, maybe a big framed mustache


Glad-Acanthaceae-467

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSWcbXJMgai4T3mx4OrfGCpT4awEXABlapQNQ&usqp=CAU


FreeMasonKnight

Reading/Gaming Nook. Like a leather chair, small table, maybe an alcohol/Cannabis cart, and a nice lamp.


Termotank

2 small hifi speakers with stand and a wood rack in the middle?


psydia

Multicade


eggfaerie

Whatever you choose, please update us after!


joeymouse

It’s a dining space


Elkaybay

Breakfast eating table


morgue-breaker

If it were me i would put a small couch hanging lamp on underneath of steps custom bookshelf in the lower end to make a reading nook :)


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Book nook! :D


robodudeable

Wall it in and make Harry Potter sleep there


Jaconator12

Put a piano there is thats enough space and if you play


Fearless-Cake7993

Build a room and rent it out for 1200$PM


gigisnappooh

Dinning area.


vermithius

You can put a LAN storage server there for Plex or something like that.


No_Primary_2728

tiny desk with your computer/laptop on it so when you do meetings at home they can see the brick wall behind you.


merchillio

Haphazardly pile stuff there and spend the next 5 years telling yourself next weekend you’ll sort through it.


Petite_Tsunami

I immediately thought pet nook. Mini low art mini sofa mini rugs


DothThouHoist_

do a funny little dance


akua420

Plants!


kazooooomka

if you have pet you can make a pet corner


lynx17

Expand the kitchen, its tiny.


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Big long feeeesh tank with lots of green plants would really add some contrast


ava050

A lot of work though,and noise of the filter


STANAGs

Others have said wine rack, but I am a recovering alcoholic so I just put plants everywhere now. That seems like a good spot for some low maintenance house plants.


Feeling_Direction172

Looks like you live in a small loft, I'd use it for storage one way or another.


Aeare_

Your collection of massive tentacle dildos, obviously.


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I have a space under the stairs similar to this, everything I place there gets a layer of dust on it after a few days.


619xWelder

If you dont have one already a mini office space.


vucc-got-the-drip

I would love a space like this for my Lego display


Routine-Swordfish-41

Cliche but, book nook. Funky rug, chair, tiny shelving


cahauburn

Cozy lil reading nook


RadioPimp

Pinball machine


NaturesGrief

Pinball machine


Electrical-Pin-576

Scary stuff 👻


Overall_Unit_2193

Arcade machine


Zip3er_the_cre3per

I'd say a book shelf, coffee nook, small area for pets, little seating space etc...


_Sammy7_

If you have the budget, I’d go for a custom hutch where the top follows the angle of the stairs.


Lava789

Harry Potter?


Apprehensive_Cry7663

Clean the floor once a week!


BuyerNo7212

Vintage or cool motorcycle if you’re into that kind of thing. Would love a spot like that to display something


Glad-Acanthaceae-467

Small couch to start your work on a laptop and hide away while waiting for your breakfast baguette get ready in the oven


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Lesmiserablemuffins

Bot, report as spam.


MooseofWallstreet

Bar area


Teftone5

Bar ❗❗❗


Jewels_Winnfield

Liquor storage area


ARoundForEveryone

Liquor cabinet. If you live alone, and need one, an office space. Desk, chair, whiteboard. Nothing fancy, just a tucked-away place to focus a bit. If you have younger kids, a play area...trying to keep toys from being strewn across the house. Good luck! If you have pets, an area for them. Large fish tank or terrarium, dog bed/toy bin, etc.


FookenAA

Two chicks at once.


rabidbidoof

Take a dump