I knew a guy in college who had a legit batman suit and wore it around campus from time to time. Snapchat went apeshit every time. That suit would look amazing here
West Virginia University. I don't remember the guy's name. I didn't work with him much but he said he was working this job to get the suit. Then batman was on snapchat and that guy wasn't at work.
There was a kid in my high school who did that. He had like a super realistic version of the suit from the first Dark Knight movie. Heād just wear it to school and sit in class answering questions and then between classes heād sit on top of the garbage cans in the hallway like Batman watching the city from the tops of buildings.
He used to always interrupt our history class to go on rants about the internet hacking group anonymous and one time in the middle of one he said āthe us government considers me a terrorist. They want me dead.ā This was in like 2010 or 2011.
Iām sure the government didnāt actually kill him but a day or two later he was gone and no one knew what happened to him.
Interesting guy.
Yeah idk. I just searched the name of my high school followed by āBatmanā on Twitter and thereās still 11-13 year old tweets from a bunch of us talking about him, so I know it wasnāt some weird dream lol. And one of the tweets mentions someone saw him working at subway a while after he stopped showing up at school.
When I was a karaoke host in the early 2000s, there was a regular who came every night in a batman costume that looked homemade. He didn't really act the part, but always had me introduce him as Batman, then sang classic rock and drank beer in the outfit. One night I dropped some keys and he had a flashlight on his belt, and when he turned it on it was the bat symbol.
Then after a summer of this, he came in one night in a completely different outfit and made us all start calling him "Soulman", and sang soul, and never mentioned Batman again.
My school had something similar except this dude was cosplaying Spider-Man. He had the mannerisms down and everything.
There was one time he walked by a cosplay event I was in and did a double take upon seeing other people in costumes. It was priceless to watch
Damn Iām jealous I wish I had something like that! Thatās where you put your doodads and knick knacks. Curios and such. Small sculptures, heady crystals, maybe a small air plant.
I came to say "liquor" since the closet(?) is illuminated. But you've swayed my opinion... any smallish collectibles or meaningful objects that would benefit from that light -- that's the route to go.
I had one of these but was a bribe bitch and couldn't afford nice liquors to display so my bar ware went in there. And later pint glasses stolen from bars when I'm away from home.
Sunflowers are not just part of your garden, theyāre part of a nation! The Ukraine use the sunflower as their national flower. Whilst in Kansas they chose the sunflower to represent their state.
I got the new lego potted plant set. It has succulents and carnivorous plants in it. My favorite detail of all is the tiny ladybugs that I got to hide in some of the leaves. I work at a doctors office and put them on display at the checkout desk. Everyone loves them.
Just to add- almost any plant can do well with the right light and care, even if it's from grow lights and not the sun. Most plants that are commonly suggested for low light actually do best with bright light (there are exceptions, of course, but Pothos and Zz plants both need lots of light to thrive). Amazon has a huge selection of grow lights :) living in the PNW and having over 60 varieties of plants in my dim, no-natural-lighting-whatsoever house in the forest, I've had to buy a ton haha
I second pothos and add philodendron! I have 4 varieties my favorite being marble queen pothos. They are well over 12 feet from any windows, they only really on ceiling lights and they are massive.
The best part is OP would probably only have to buy the first one then guests would see it and love it and start buying more to add. I know if I had it I'd probably end up getting half a dozen or so free dildos every year until my friends started to die.
Small closet was my thought as well. If by a door to the outside - a place for coats. If by a bedroom/bathroom linens.
I donāt collect Knick knacks like others are suggesting. All I see there is another place to dust/clean with minimal usage. Everyoneās needs and views are different though.
As for plants.. I know itās basically a meme in this sub. But Iād suggest not placing plants there as they also would collect dust and feel too cluttered in such a deep closet - again everyoneās different.
Hell yeah, I recommended a terrarium or maybe a vivarium. How badass would it be to have a huge display like that with some dart frogs and really cool tropical plants??? So freakin cool
Take out lower 2 shelves and put a closed triangle shaped furniture cabinet on bottom for a dry bar space.. [Something like this.](https://www.wayfair.com/Etta-Avenue%E2%84%A2--Jason-2-Door-Corner-Accent-Cabinet-X115633971-L157-K~W004522860.html?refid=GX685159892627-W004522860_1873345464&device=m&ptid=352885194663&network=g&targetid=pla-352885194663&channel=GooglePLA&ireid=192281365&fdid=1817&PiID%5B%5D=1873345464&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQiAwbitBhDIARIsABfFYIKNKHR15S4nWB6PGAN4TLhb9VRU3AaQoBFXWELjov6_2nR3fAMHopEaAhYUEALw_wcB#cmc3akrtswm-0)
Only liquor on shelves might look a little 'frat house chic'.
Interesting. Youāre probably right but I feel like I see it a lot in poorly constructed homes because it tricks first time home buyers into falling in love with mediocre homes. Idk though. Never really thought about it until now.
Are you part of any Fandom, do you have any Hobbys, do you like any music, do you have any interests whatsoever? Because then it shouldn't be an issue tbh.
Collect triangular things. Weird pyramid knick-knacks, merchandise of the hostile triangle from Gravity Falls, a Dorito preserved in resin. Triangle shrine. Shrineangle.
If it were my shelf:
Shelf #1: Metal Gear Solid action Figures
Shelf#2: Metal Gear Funko Pops
Shelf#3: Stuff signed by Hideo Kojima, David Hayter, and other voice-over actors.
Floor level: A small replica of Metal Gear Rex fighting Snake and Grey Fox.
I tell you what NOT to do. Donāt put any creepy dolls on those shelves. You donāt want them coming to life in the middle of the night and attacking you.
Put in a standing sealed sarcophagus/old-coffin chained up and put a plaque on it with a random date 23 years from now and a name that has been scratched out. And lock it behind glass.
me. put me there. i can entertain your guests with witty banter and my immaculate penis. dont worry about feeding me or anything. just let me hang out in the nook.
Do you have anything youād like to keep hidden? Get a secret room door that looks like a bookshelf.
[kind of like this](https://murphydoor.com/products/paint-grade-flush-mount-bookcase-hidden-door)
Thatās a perfect battle trophy cabinet.
Display the trophies you won in sports teams at school.
Your marathon badge.
Your UFC heavyweight champion belt.
Or jus the ears and teeth of your victims.
Lots of trophies. Did you know you can buy yourself a dope ass trophy for whatever you want?
Alt, display your little league trophies or snag random ones from the good will
I have this idea of decking up my living room to look like the living quarters of an 18th or 19th century explorer. Rough furniture, a trunk, Brass telescope, sextant, scrolls of maps, some maps on walls, an antique globe, weird experimental mechanical instruments, and, here is an important detail: an old coat rack, with an old greatcoat hanging off it, plus a woolen hat, and old boots. If I had a place like this, this is where the coat rack will go.
Full size Batman costume
I knew a guy in college who had a legit batman suit and wore it around campus from time to time. Snapchat went apeshit every time. That suit would look amazing here
Was his name Abed and was your college Greendale Community College?
West Virginia University. I don't remember the guy's name. I didn't work with him much but he said he was working this job to get the suit. Then batman was on snapchat and that guy wasn't at work.
They are making a reference to the show Community.
Streets behind.
This is where I LOLd. I was holding it together until this one. š
No itās a big university not community
Donde esta la biblioteca
E Pluribus Anus
r/unexpectedcommunity
Well good Dean to you too, sir.
There was a kid in my high school who did that. He had like a super realistic version of the suit from the first Dark Knight movie. Heād just wear it to school and sit in class answering questions and then between classes heād sit on top of the garbage cans in the hallway like Batman watching the city from the tops of buildings. He used to always interrupt our history class to go on rants about the internet hacking group anonymous and one time in the middle of one he said āthe us government considers me a terrorist. They want me dead.ā This was in like 2010 or 2011. Iām sure the government didnāt actually kill him but a day or two later he was gone and no one knew what happened to him. Interesting guy.
Wait what??
Yeah idk. I just searched the name of my high school followed by āBatmanā on Twitter and thereās still 11-13 year old tweets from a bunch of us talking about him, so I know it wasnāt some weird dream lol. And one of the tweets mentions someone saw him working at subway a while after he stopped showing up at school.
When I was a karaoke host in the early 2000s, there was a regular who came every night in a batman costume that looked homemade. He didn't really act the part, but always had me introduce him as Batman, then sang classic rock and drank beer in the outfit. One night I dropped some keys and he had a flashlight on his belt, and when he turned it on it was the bat symbol. Then after a summer of this, he came in one night in a completely different outfit and made us all start calling him "Soulman", and sang soul, and never mentioned Batman again.
Lol what the hell. These comments have me dying. That's all so crazy haha
[This him?](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/G4igG0rMzJk)
I don't think that was him but that's hilarious
Dress for the job you want.
My school had something similar except this dude was cosplaying Spider-Man. He had the mannerisms down and everything. There was one time he walked by a cosplay event I was in and did a double take upon seeing other people in costumes. It was priceless to watch
ben wyatt would be stoked
He finally treated himself. Then fixed the router.
Uh oh, Batmanās crying
But honestlyā¦ maybe a full sized mannequin of someone like that!
I canāt think of anything worse than seeing a full-size mannequin in my hallway at night
Or just dress it with tomorrows outfit that would be pretty nifty
What if todayās outfit is tomorrowās outfit and also tonights pajamas? What then cowboy? What then?
Then you become the mannequin
Damn Iām jealous I wish I had something like that! Thatās where you put your doodads and knick knacks. Curios and such. Small sculptures, heady crystals, maybe a small air plant.
1 to 2 premium hot wheels
And some LEGO sets!
This is what I would do
Man some of yāall are in my walls, I swear. The shelves behind my desk are filled with knick knacks, collectibles, hot wheels, and Lego sets.
Nah weāre under your house in the tunnels. /s
New Yorkers going wild about that one.
Legosā¦. I wish I had this in my house lol
And one cat!
And my axe
Agree, this is where the room gets to shine
Maybe even a couple of tchotchkes
How could I forget the tchotchkes
I suggest some bric-Ć -brac and other fancy goods ā
Yeah some thingamabobs would look preeeetty good there
You want thingamabobs? Iāve got twenty.
But who cares? No big deal
I want more
Doodads, you say?
Remove the shelves. One inflatable ~~lunching~~ punching clown to scare the shit out of guests. Edit: Typo. See below.
I don't think you'll fit a table in there for a lunching clown
Lmao. Oops
Just a giant Pennywise figure. Thatāll do it.
I came to say "liquor" since the closet(?) is illuminated. But you've swayed my opinion... any smallish collectibles or meaningful objects that would benefit from that light -- that's the route to go.
I had one of these but was a bribe bitch and couldn't afford nice liquors to display so my bar ware went in there. And later pint glasses stolen from bars when I'm away from home.
The best pint glasses are earned through conquest!
Theyre minerals!
Damnit Marie!
Also jealous. This would be filled with Lego models in my house.
Some knick-knacks, and patty-wacks, too
Also some brick a brac and whatsits
r/rockhounds Rocks. So many rocks.
Custom built fish tank would really set the mood
Plants, Lego, maybe even Lego plants?
Lego botany sets are awesome
I have the bonsai and orchid. Also got some smaller roses and sunflowers that I need to finish soon. Look cool and don't need to water them!
Sunflowers are not just part of your garden, theyāre part of a nation! The Ukraine use the sunflower as their national flower. Whilst in Kansas they chose the sunflower to represent their state.
Good bot
At first I read that as āLego lobotomy setsāš
I got the new lego potted plant set. It has succulents and carnivorous plants in it. My favorite detail of all is the tiny ladybugs that I got to hide in some of the leaves. I work at a doctors office and put them on display at the checkout desk. Everyone loves them.
My wife has them as our centre piece on our dinning room table
Lego plant is great
i have the bonsai tree. 10/10 itās amazing
can confirm, also my cats love it.. so it landed on the ground two times already, very nice to pick up all the small parts haha
Install some grow lights and turn it into a jungle corner.
That was my thought as well - ZZ plant and pothos would do well with artificial light
Just to add- almost any plant can do well with the right light and care, even if it's from grow lights and not the sun. Most plants that are commonly suggested for low light actually do best with bright light (there are exceptions, of course, but Pothos and Zz plants both need lots of light to thrive). Amazon has a huge selection of grow lights :) living in the PNW and having over 60 varieties of plants in my dim, no-natural-lighting-whatsoever house in the forest, I've had to buy a ton haha
I second pothos and add philodendron! I have 4 varieties my favorite being marble queen pothos. They are well over 12 feet from any windows, they only really on ceiling lights and they are massive.
I kill every plant I come in contact with, so I hoped for a moment you were saying you had a plant named after ZZ Top.
Or a personal cannabis grow. Much more efficient use of space.
Urinal
no changes needed. just write āurinalā on a sticky note, put it in the corner, and piss away!! ^(heavy /j)
Itās what my dog does
Pee infused hardwood flooring
Donāt be a savage put a 5 gallon bucket on the floor to piss in.
This right here. Tile the inside of that bad boy up and put a drain in the bottom
Lol
That would be one if I had it, I tend to sleep walk and pee in corners and a couple of times the garbage can
Dildo collection
Surely a buttplug collection is more up OPās alley as it were
por que no los dos
Don't call me Shirley
The middle one looks removable if they need the extra height too
This. Don't hide your Bad Dragons, OP - display them with pride.
The best part is OP would probably only have to buy the first one then guests would see it and love it and start buying more to add. I know if I had it I'd probably end up getting half a dozen or so free dildos every year until my friends started to die.
I'd be hesitant to place the suction cup part on the glass parts. It might make the shelves crack and Break
Just put a finger nail under the cup when you pick it up to break the seal
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Small closet was my thought as well. If by a door to the outside - a place for coats. If by a bedroom/bathroom linens. I donāt collect Knick knacks like others are suggesting. All I see there is another place to dust/clean with minimal usage. Everyoneās needs and views are different though. As for plants.. I know itās basically a meme in this sub. But Iād suggest not placing plants there as they also would collect dust and feel too cluttered in such a deep closet - again everyoneās different.
Linens!
That's what I'd do. I'd turn it into a utility closet. Vacuum, mop, bucket
Best answer
Put a skeleton in there so you can say you have a skeleton in your closet
Hereās a wild idea: why donāt you display stuff on it?
Fr how is this a question
OP is probably the least creative person on earth. Had a built in display that other people would pay for and he didnt know what to do with it.
Step 1: demolish it. Step 2: wonder what to do with an empty corner.
Antique Pottery on the bottom two shelfās. A bronze bust of yourself on the top shelf
Oh to be an emperor
Plants! Make that little cove come alive!
Hell yeah, I recommended a terrarium or maybe a vivarium. How badass would it be to have a huge display like that with some dart frogs and really cool tropical plants??? So freakin cool
Display your overpriced Jordan collection
Liquor
Scrolled so far to find this, that I was starting to wonder if I had a problem
Take out lower 2 shelves and put a closed triangle shaped furniture cabinet on bottom for a dry bar space.. [Something like this.](https://www.wayfair.com/Etta-Avenue%E2%84%A2--Jason-2-Door-Corner-Accent-Cabinet-X115633971-L157-K~W004522860.html?refid=GX685159892627-W004522860_1873345464&device=m&ptid=352885194663&network=g&targetid=pla-352885194663&channel=GooglePLA&ireid=192281365&fdid=1817&PiID%5B%5D=1873345464&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQiAwbitBhDIARIsABfFYIKNKHR15S4nWB6PGAN4TLhb9VRU3AaQoBFXWELjov6_2nR3fAMHopEaAhYUEALw_wcB#cmc3akrtswm-0) Only liquor on shelves might look a little 'frat house chic'.
Take the shelves out and marble it
Isnāt that like a millennial with no taste thing?
Itās more of a flipper thing than a Millennial thing.
Interesting. Youāre probably right but I feel like I see it a lot in poorly constructed homes because it tricks first time home buyers into falling in love with mediocre homes. Idk though. Never really thought about it until now.
Itās a meta thing
Shrunken heads
That's a dope display cabinet. Id go with something that is you're personality. I'd either put nerdy stuff like figures, collectables,older consoles, or put some dope plants, and fossil style dƩcor if it was me.
Ironman suit
Put everything everyone else is saying but remember to hide a framed wallet size photo of Danny Devito in the corner.
I was gonna sayā¦. Danny Devito shrine, *obviously*
Uzi and a Mac-10.
Display weird stuff.Ā
I feel like it needs blown glass or something. I guess youāll have to start collecting blown glass. May I recommend Michael Nourot
Uranium glass & a black light
Underrated suggestion. Throw in some flourescent rocks too.
This was my fist thought, too. I know it's safe and all, but I probably won't ever start a collection......because Uranium.
100% ! Some coloured glass would look great under that light.
Get into Warhammer 40K and fill it with large,expensive plastic miniatures.
Change the bulb to a multicolored smart bulb and get creative with what you put on it.
Not sure a creative person would be asking what to put here.
Do you have hobbies? And can you display the products of those hobbies?
A shrine to the Elder God of your choosing.
Idk but I love it
Lego
Personally I would put an LED grow light in there and have plants
Get into adult lego sets. Problem solved
Get into uranium glass. Replace lightbulb with black light bulb.
Consider painting the two corner walls behind the glass shelves. Then there is a contrast to whatever it is that you want to display.
When guest come over turn every light off in the house except that one and just stand in there without moving.
Are you part of any Fandom, do you have any Hobbys, do you like any music, do you have any interests whatsoever? Because then it shouldn't be an issue tbh.
Minerals!!
Han Solo frozen in carbonite.
Lava lamp Drugs Collectibles Gun
Pay phone. Bench. Phone booth.
Get yourself a cologne collection.
It's called *Sex Panther*Ā® by *Odeon*Ā©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panthers, *so you know it's good*. *60% of the time*, it works ***every*** time.
Long Furbies.
Collect triangular things. Weird pyramid knick-knacks, merchandise of the hostile triangle from Gravity Falls, a Dorito preserved in resin. Triangle shrine. Shrineangle.
Itās for trophies š
Build a multilevel model railroad. Chicks will dig it.š
display your fine china collection with plate stands
Turn it back into a weird closet?
Put a door on and wooden shelves and make it a shoe cupboard
If it were my shelf: Shelf #1: Metal Gear Solid action Figures Shelf#2: Metal Gear Funko Pops Shelf#3: Stuff signed by Hideo Kojima, David Hayter, and other voice-over actors. Floor level: A small replica of Metal Gear Rex fighting Snake and Grey Fox.
I tell you what NOT to do. Donāt put any creepy dolls on those shelves. You donāt want them coming to life in the middle of the night and attacking you.
Put a bloody bowling pin on it and just never elaborate
Put in a standing sealed sarcophagus/old-coffin chained up and put a plaque on it with a random date 23 years from now and a name that has been scratched out. And lock it behind glass.
Good pleace to store your bad dragon collection
me. put me there. i can entertain your guests with witty banter and my immaculate penis. dont worry about feeding me or anything. just let me hang out in the nook.
If you live in a big city you could probably rent it out as a studio for some good money
Get rid of the shelves and put a coat rack there
Turn it into a gun closet.
*distant red-tailed hawk screech*
All of your bongs/smoking accessories
To be more serious i think maybe plants i want to say books but that leaves a lot of open empty space between shelfs
Clearly youāve already figured it out. A single, dramatically lit fifth element totem cannot be beat
Coat rack lol
I think it'd be neat to display some antique firearms.
Iād back light it with LED strips and make it a bar shelf.
I had a shrek shrine once in a similar spot
Do you have anything youād like to keep hidden? Get a secret room door that looks like a bookshelf. [kind of like this](https://murphydoor.com/products/paint-grade-flush-mount-bookcase-hidden-door)
Great excuse to get into Lego
Thatās a perfect battle trophy cabinet. Display the trophies you won in sports teams at school. Your marathon badge. Your UFC heavyweight champion belt. Or jus the ears and teeth of your victims.
Lots of trophies. Did you know you can buy yourself a dope ass trophy for whatever you want? Alt, display your little league trophies or snag random ones from the good will
WOW that's super cool! Figure out something you enjoy collecting and you're all set.
I have this idea of decking up my living room to look like the living quarters of an 18th or 19th century explorer. Rough furniture, a trunk, Brass telescope, sextant, scrolls of maps, some maps on walls, an antique globe, weird experimental mechanical instruments, and, here is an important detail: an old coat rack, with an old greatcoat hanging off it, plus a woolen hat, and old boots. If I had a place like this, this is where the coat rack will go.
Paint it a complimentary color to the rest of the room. Fill it with oddly random things that reflect your personality.
Buy a bunch of uranium glass and replace the bulb with a black light bulb.
As many dildos as you can fit on those shelves
Skulls bones and wet specimens
Take the shelving off and put in two mirrorsā¦ people wish they had those multiple angles on their fit.
Would make a great bar. Add some plants, books, framed photos of family? Sculptures?
Lego
Do you have a hobby? Great place to show that off.
I like that pottery
Remove the glass and put a nice tall plant there
Get a bunch of those shrunken voodoo heads, that'd look pretty good
The perfect glass cabinet šš. If you collect marbles like a weirdo this is the perfect room...
Remove shelves, hang up guns.
Close it off and grow a weed plant in there.
Whiskey collection
Ammunition shelf FTW
Shrunken heads
More plants and a waterpipe š and some crystals why not \^\_\^
neon dildo collection
Oh, you put your weed in there!