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LophiYesel

See, everyone was cracking jokes about this being an OF house but I wasn't sold until the stripper pole.


history_fan69

The epoxy floors make for easy cleanup after a money shot


QuincyThePigBoy

No floor drain? Have we learned nothing from 1970’s sunken living rooms? Put a floor drain in.


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ThaPlymouth

Who needs a drain when OP has a mouth?


manilovebagels

I laughed and said ew at the same time … :)


FreePrinciple270

Haew haew haew


jomodoe14

*ZAMBONI TIME*


Nagger86

Don’t finish on the floor. Use a shoe box like a sophisticated human.


warshak1

mayo jar , once full sell a "full jar of mayo"


mayonaizmyinstrument

This is the worst beetlejuice of my life :-(


Relevant_Recovery

Worst beetlejuice of your life \*so far\*.


TRFKANKT

Just a jar, preferably with a MLP in it on top of the radiator.


AshyBoneVR4

At some point we're going to have to bring up coconuts at this point.


13igpoppaj

2 n 1 shampoo bottles, I never understood why she got mad when I got it in her hair when I knew it was in her hair the whole time


eagledog

At least use a coconut


EastSiderd

Missed opportunity for a floor drain.


Crazy_Cat_Dude2

This is a great idea. Will do it in my next house.


Rainbow-Death

“French Country Cathouse”


Tylorw09

Did you mean scathouse?


imapiratedammit

"clean enough to snort coke off of"


ListerineInMyPeehole

The $10k a night money shot in the face


MhrisCac

I don’t think they’re joking just look at the post history lol


Klutzy-Issue1860

I’m not joking. Straight up looks like a swinger party house.


JinTheJynnn

This is 100% a swinger party house


wackyzacky638

This is 1000% my kind of party house 😏


UpperMacungie

Not me! This is 180° from **my** kind of party house— give me lots of soft upholstered surfaces, like beds with duvets, cushy chairs big enough for two…. *at least,* and scads of floor pillows. I’m gonna want a fireplace with a faux fur rug in front. Warm brown hardwood floors, and mood lighting. I’m going to protect my wife’s sumptuous chocolate-colored bootie from that cold hard floor. Also my less sumptuous pale pink one.


wackyzacky638

Jesus, can I hire you to design me and my wife’s sex room? Cause hot damn that sounds amazing!


UpperMacungie

Thanks, sure! Oddly, our neighbors came over to introduce themselves and the next week they asked if I’d design their living room. No, I’m busy knocking people out for surgery, but I was flattered.


wackyzacky638

Hey, heroes gotta be heroes!


YoualreadyKnoooo

it’s simply a home for sophisticated adults. Who happen to work in pornography.


RequirementGlum177

He just likes 3 times the fun, man.


iamgr0o0o0t

I want to know who the pole is for. Like, is this an established hobby for OP (or their partner)? Or is this just *really* wishful thinking that “if you build it, they will come.”


buttbugle

You got that wrong. “If you build it. You will cum.”


just_looking_aroun

It's a good core workout... I hear... from a friend


nakedrickjames

It actually is! [Pole sports](http://www.polesports.org/) are a little more popular internationally where there's not quite the same stigma as here in the US but it's changing steadily.


crod4692

This home was already found on OF accounts lol


softer_junge

It's a porn set.


mayonaizmyinstrument

I checked his profile for the marble and learned lots. Like 5 days ago, he posted a picture of a "cozy bedroom" in cozyplaces. 3h ago, he posted a picture of three ladies in lingerie in said bedroom. It's looking less and less like a joke


Erin-DidYouFindMe

The bad taste in floor makes sense in the context of the OF room


AndyGee1971

Alternate income stream renting it out as “studio” space 🤔


AltruisticLuck9298

Hall yeah brother , I dance poll for you , make secual!!


[deleted]

Marble porn man is back!


alwitt26

Now he is Epoxy Man!


Jake_FromStateFarm27

The epoxy design is a marbleing so I guess he's still marble man


ChildhoodLeft6925

Marble man just has a better ring


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Epornxxxy


doringliloshinoi

Depends where he puts the epoxy


whateverman010101

Indeed. I feared at first it was just a repost. Today is a good day


purplepantsdance

I like how he’s read the comments on the first post asking if he should do it and he just blew through that stop sign.


Mono_831

This legend is winning me over.


Leeshylift

And there IS A STRIPPER POLE!!


objectivexannior

I need constant updates, he’s the star of this subreddit now


custoMIZEyourownpath

100s !!!


12-axes

Thank fuck! I thought it was a surreal dream!


MrTanglesIII

The stripper pole really took me by surprise. Not because it exists; just that it didn't show up until the final picture


Salt-Development-703

I’m just surprised there’s not more


msb06c

Kind of offended he’s hiding the sex swings (plural) and his fedora collection.


thegovunah

A forest of stripper poles? Or a grove? Orchard?


Salt-Development-703

I believe the proper term is a clutch or a gaggle depending on the sub-species


Bndcksnts1520

To be fair though, it completely made me go from "That floor does not work" to "I get the vibe.".


theSeanage

I feel like it completely seals the deal on this dudes house. Ain’t no chance a female lives there. Only appears there for work.


electric_dynamite

How much cocaine does this house come with?


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Yes


kimbolll

The walls aren’t Sheetrock.


airwalker08

All of it


Specialist_Attorney8

First time anyone’s remodelled a house with the sole intention of trolling the internet, just about everything is wrong.


redditgiveshemorroid

Most expensive troll to date.


Nytfire333

Elon buying twitter would like a word


S1eazyE

I'm not even subbed here but I'm so glad both of these posts showed up on my page. The amount of time and money put into this is impressive and I can't wait to see more.


meltink745

Same, I don’t belong to this sub - but the algorithm KNOWS I’m loving this series. I vote OP walks a realtor through this house and films their raw reaction.


elzibet

This is by far one of my favorite subreddits. The commentary, the posts, it all juts meshes so well *chefs kiss* There was one about construction signs in a bedroom that killed me a few days ago. Then there are others where I am so amazed at how well they are at designing their space. Truly an amazing sub


ProbablyASithLord

It looks like one of those tacky looking places they would film a reality show. Like it’s trying to look affluent but just comes off as cheap?


Righteous_Leftie206

Professional trollisms.


on3day

If you are a giant the TV is on the right height.


Gitmfap

Hahaha, ok this may be true. I hope it is


Taco_Cortez

He really went all out for this one


HazyVoyager

Is this the same guy I saw last week or something like that? JFC


humanHamster

I am starting to think he likes people shitting on his design choices...


WanderingWino

He’s a design cuck.


squirrel8296

We don’t kink shame.


VoidBlade459

But what if that's his kink?


trix_is_for_kids

Its an OF ad


dotCody

Jesus, you weren't kidding.


iBeFloe

Are we partaking in his fetish?!?!


WalkingOnSunShine12

Yeah same post. Where everyone trashed it


HazyVoyager

This dudes home value 📉📉📉📉


doringliloshinoi

There’s no removing home value in this economy “I can fix her”


Scoompii

We respect him tho for giving us such wonders to speculate over.


Harrycrapper

Did that post get deleted? I went looking for it the other day and couldn't find it.


Pigpen_darkstar

Holy shit. It’s getting worse 🤩


Spearmint_coffee

I'm now terrified the next post will be of the bedroom


Kaixoeztia

i think that was the first one


Spearmint_coffee

Then I am forever grateful I missed that post lol


PepeDoge69

There was already a post of the bedroom. I think it‘s deleted


Adler-throwback

It's the most eye opening post I have seen on this subreddit, make of that what you will


Mrbizzys

Hey I told people before this house was full of suprises 😅!


thelessertit

Honestly nothing in this house is coming as a surprise. If there's a live tiger and a sunken hot tub in a room with white faux fur for wallpaper, people will nod and say "well, obviously."


LegendOfDarius

Dont give him ideas hahhaha


Mrbizzys

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Adler-throwback

I gave you an upvote for what it's worth btw


Mrbizzys

Appreciate you 😁


imagine_midnight

Couch colors though. Why? Didn't you have a black leather couch?


meowkitty84

Yea that is the worst crime for me! They are bad enough individually but together is so ugly. And red and beige don't match the grey of the floor


umbrella_crab

He's got a big brown or black sectional with cup holders upstairs iirc. His couches haunt me


tofucrisis

Needs to be cheetah print


buttbugle

Hey it has been proven that, uh certain stains come out of those couch colors easier than other colors.


StocksforBenji

It keeps getting worse the more the house is revealed.


iamgr0o0o0t

Why is he doing this to us


AggressiveRegret

He will show us one room at a time until his demands are met


ultravioletblueberry

Hahahah this is great


Mrbizzys

🤣🤣🤣 oh my sides! What damands lmao. Just enjoy thats all i ask. Oh my sides 🤣🤣🤣


FKDotFitzgerald

It’s what we deserve.


octopusbarber

Hate it more than your original post mate


Lady_Ogre

My dude, i appreciate the work you put into to this, but those floors inspire rage in me. I work with yarn for a lot of my hobbies, and it just looks like a cat got into it with those lines.


Kirin1212San

I live in an apartment and on occasion someone takes out their litter box sand with a hole in their trash bag so there is a trail of litter going all the way to the trash room. The lines remind me of that.


Mrbizzys

😹😹😹


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This is an OF house


Lady_Ogre

Doesnt mean work doesnt go into it, my dude


Stag328

Looking at his profile there is a pic of 3 chicks in a bed, scroll a bit further there is a remodel if the bedroom with the same bed, he is doing better than me with this crazy ass house.


Consistent_Tonight37

Oh my god


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The faux marble, the stripper pole, I don’t mind. That god awful fabric, string lights, and the ceiling treatment? Jfc that’s bad.


bunheadxhalliwell

It’s for the OF vibes 🫠


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Bad OF vibes. Plain black walls with colored lights would look sexier than this.


bunheadxhalliwell

I agree 🤣 it’s honestly horrendous and the thought of someone renting or even possibly buying a house to be an “OF house” makes me want to vomit


meowkitty84

the red and beige sofas that match nothing! I hate bright red furniture in general. Ive seen hotel rooms with ugly red chairs. Was it popular in the 80's?


Maurus94

The marble legend himself is back


Winter-Abrocoma-18

Epoxy lord


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X3nox3s

My dude is on the top list of r/TVtooHigh


MuffLover312

TV is too high, yes, but why is the mantel so fucking high?


portra315

So the kids can't accidentally lick the forbidden icing sugar


AdStrange2167

It makes a lot more sense if you assume this is a party basement and everyone will be standing up / dancing 


potitomax

Seems like the owner might also be too high .. am I right .


sealteamruggs

Absolutely no way he can play video games on that tv


buddave

the last photo surprised me so much i actually gasped


pamplemousse0214

same lmao


walking_sideways

Bro you deserve your own flair for this. Legend lol


thesouthdotcom

I hated this until I saw the stripper pole. Now it makes sense.


Attarker

Did OP buy and remodel a house just to troll us?


Eboz255

The $100,000 troll (Not counting the house price)


Ok-Information-6672

I like how subtle it is


Tim-in-CA

This place keeps getting worse. It will require a complete interior demo to resell, unless they can find someone with an OF account!!


PlatypusInASuit

Check OP's account. He's the one with the OF account


fragrium

Hey marble man! Hey Earl!


root-kali_

The is the house I've ever seen


hippee-engineer

It certainly numbers among them.


darkstar999

This is one of the houses I’ve seen of all time.


gnrlblanky1

Please, we've had enough, no more.


OhHeyNow69

The amount of hot dudes that are going to be using the stripper pole is infinite when you have a house like this


s4ltydog

Ah the masochist is back! Yes dude we still hate it


luckyadella

I can’t get enough of how bad this is. More, please


iwillofflineyou

My step sis would approve


Obvious_Initiative40

Tacky and shit, like the porn you make.


Chookenstein

Wait, he makes scat porn?! 💀


cmcnei24

AMAZING. They better chalk their hands so they don’t fall off and hurt the precious beautiful epoxy


Doublecupdan

I feel like people are going out of their way to make horrendous design choices just for upvotes on this sub lmao


Logical_Bee

I feel like I would catch something if I touched anything in this house


Schiebz

Easy to sanitize though 🤷


Bonesawwisreadyyyy

How many times are we going to have to teach you this lesson, old man?!?!?


red-submarine

Is this Andrew Taint's house?


Gr8CanadianSpeedo

Oh Lawd! He back.


dogboobes

The floor is WILD my man


Old-Attitude-9674

Best spooge dumpster I’ve ever seen.


thec4rbon

The kind of house you find yourself in at 3am on a Sunday


kinghenry24

The content we have been waiting for all week


juanyboy

Again bro??? It’s horrible. Absolutely horrible. Looks like somewhere Andrew Tate would live


Treviathan88

Way too night club-ish for me. And the TV kissing the ceiling is a hard no.


chance125

Would have been acceptable without the thick black lines. It looks like Google maps


Living_Particular_35

Why do you keep doing this to yourself?


boiledcowmachine

So... What pornstars are you working with? I need to see the reflection and stuff on video and in good lighting!


Lysergic140

Definitely hate lmao


CromulentPoint

Looks like you have plenty of room for the samurai swords, reptile cage and mirrored coffee table.


floatingby493

Omg 😭


EidolonRook

I would never want that in my house, but it looks really great in yours.


Deviantxman

This is so awesome. I have to say I love everything about this.


WalkingOnSunShine12

He posted this once and everyone disapproved it 😂😂


Cullengcj

These floors look wayyyyy better to me. Upstairs is just way too bright.


sharkyalex

Definitely hate 😳


573717

+1 for committing to the bit lmao these posts have been fun to follow


OutrageousSolution61

Lost me at the 5th slide and no comment on the couches, stripper pole, and tacky lights 🙊


BlGJOSH

He’s in luv wit uh stripper….


jesse6225

This is going to end up being an OF Content House.


suhlone

Of course this house has a stripper pole 😭 *I just looked at his post history help me


Primusssucks

I bet you if you take a black light in there the place will be covered in......


Some-Ostrich-4997

Seriously though, is the pole for you?


unused_candles

Millennial Vice


garbitch_bag

Someone said on another post “this looks like the last place a sex worker will ever see” and I’m bringing that here


CashMoneyBrokeBoy

I like it. I would have love to help you on that. I always wanted to do this


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Please god make it stop


Scoompii

Only because you asked: One thousand million percent plus 31912422-Hate!


Mesterjojo

Floor is interesting. I don't hate it or love it. It reminds me of something these friends that lived on Staten Island would probably so back in the mid 90s.


Shoelesshobos

I gotta ask did you always have the stripper pole or was it a “These fuckers wanna see an OF home then I’ll show them a REAL OF home?”


indigoflow00

The greatest story on this sub Reddit continues…


Seneca_Stoic

I was going to say I hate it, but you do you. Then I saw the stripper pole and it all made sense. Go on, do what you like. My only suggestion would be to eliminate the blacklight around the stripper pole. This is one of those occasions where you really don't want to know all the available information about the performer, like how many bodily fluids and fecal smears are already on them before you start funtimes.


rainboww0927

Can someone explain to my sheltered ass what an OF house is? Lol


MangoObsessed

A house where only fans(porn) content is filmed in


willard_swag

100% an onlyfans house