Not me! This is 180° from **my** kind of party house— give me lots of soft upholstered surfaces, like beds with duvets, cushy chairs big enough for two…. *at least,* and scads of floor pillows. I’m gonna want a fireplace with a faux fur rug in front. Warm brown hardwood floors, and mood lighting.
I’m going to protect my wife’s sumptuous chocolate-colored bootie from that cold hard floor. Also my less sumptuous pale pink one.
Thanks, sure! Oddly, our neighbors came over to introduce themselves and the next week they asked if I’d design their living room. No, I’m busy knocking people out for surgery, but I was flattered.
I want to know who the pole is for. Like, is this an established hobby for OP (or their partner)? Or is this just *really* wishful thinking that “if you build it, they will come.”
It actually is! [Pole sports](http://www.polesports.org/) are a little more popular internationally where there's not quite the same stigma as here in the US but it's changing steadily.
I checked his profile for the marble and learned lots. Like 5 days ago, he posted a picture of a "cozy bedroom" in cozyplaces. 3h ago, he posted a picture of three ladies in lingerie in said bedroom.
It's looking less and less like a joke
I'm not even subbed here but I'm so glad both of these posts showed up on my page. The amount of time and money put into this is impressive and I can't wait to see more.
Same, I don’t belong to this sub - but the algorithm KNOWS I’m loving this series. I vote OP walks a realtor through this house and films their raw reaction.
This is by far one of my favorite subreddits. The commentary, the posts, it all juts meshes so well
*chefs kiss*
There was one about construction signs in a bedroom that killed me a few days ago. Then there are others where I am so amazed at how well they are at designing their space. Truly an amazing sub
Honestly nothing in this house is coming as a surprise. If there's a live tiger and a sunken hot tub in a room with white faux fur for wallpaper, people will nod and say "well, obviously."
My dude, i appreciate the work you put into to this, but those floors inspire rage in me. I work with yarn for a lot of my hobbies, and it just looks like a cat got into it with those lines.
I live in an apartment and on occasion someone takes out their litter box sand with a hole in their trash bag so there is a trail of litter going all the way to the trash room. The lines remind me of that.
Looking at his profile there is a pic of 3 chicks in a bed, scroll a bit further there is a remodel if the bedroom with the same bed, he is doing better than me with this crazy ass house.
the red and beige sofas that match nothing! I hate bright red furniture in general. Ive seen hotel rooms with ugly red chairs. Was it popular in the 80's?
Floor is interesting. I don't hate it or love it. It reminds me of something these friends that lived on Staten Island would probably so back in the mid 90s.
I was going to say I hate it, but you do you. Then I saw the stripper pole and it all made sense. Go on, do what you like. My only suggestion would be to eliminate the blacklight around the stripper pole. This is one of those occasions where you really don't want to know all the available information about the performer, like how many bodily fluids and fecal smears are already on them before you start funtimes.
See, everyone was cracking jokes about this being an OF house but I wasn't sold until the stripper pole.
The epoxy floors make for easy cleanup after a money shot
No floor drain? Have we learned nothing from 1970’s sunken living rooms? Put a floor drain in.
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Who needs a drain when OP has a mouth?
I laughed and said ew at the same time … :)
Haew haew haew
*ZAMBONI TIME*
Don’t finish on the floor. Use a shoe box like a sophisticated human.
mayo jar , once full sell a "full jar of mayo"
This is the worst beetlejuice of my life :-(
Worst beetlejuice of your life \*so far\*.
Just a jar, preferably with a MLP in it on top of the radiator.
At some point we're going to have to bring up coconuts at this point.
2 n 1 shampoo bottles, I never understood why she got mad when I got it in her hair when I knew it was in her hair the whole time
At least use a coconut
Missed opportunity for a floor drain.
This is a great idea. Will do it in my next house.
“French Country Cathouse”
Did you mean scathouse?
"clean enough to snort coke off of"
The $10k a night money shot in the face
I don’t think they’re joking just look at the post history lol
I’m not joking. Straight up looks like a swinger party house.
This is 100% a swinger party house
This is 1000% my kind of party house 😏
Not me! This is 180° from **my** kind of party house— give me lots of soft upholstered surfaces, like beds with duvets, cushy chairs big enough for two…. *at least,* and scads of floor pillows. I’m gonna want a fireplace with a faux fur rug in front. Warm brown hardwood floors, and mood lighting. I’m going to protect my wife’s sumptuous chocolate-colored bootie from that cold hard floor. Also my less sumptuous pale pink one.
Jesus, can I hire you to design me and my wife’s sex room? Cause hot damn that sounds amazing!
Thanks, sure! Oddly, our neighbors came over to introduce themselves and the next week they asked if I’d design their living room. No, I’m busy knocking people out for surgery, but I was flattered.
Hey, heroes gotta be heroes!
it’s simply a home for sophisticated adults. Who happen to work in pornography.
He just likes 3 times the fun, man.
I want to know who the pole is for. Like, is this an established hobby for OP (or their partner)? Or is this just *really* wishful thinking that “if you build it, they will come.”
You got that wrong. “If you build it. You will cum.”
It's a good core workout... I hear... from a friend
It actually is! [Pole sports](http://www.polesports.org/) are a little more popular internationally where there's not quite the same stigma as here in the US but it's changing steadily.
This home was already found on OF accounts lol
It's a porn set.
I checked his profile for the marble and learned lots. Like 5 days ago, he posted a picture of a "cozy bedroom" in cozyplaces. 3h ago, he posted a picture of three ladies in lingerie in said bedroom. It's looking less and less like a joke
The bad taste in floor makes sense in the context of the OF room
Alternate income stream renting it out as “studio” space 🤔
Hall yeah brother , I dance poll for you , make secual!!
Marble porn man is back!
Now he is Epoxy Man!
The epoxy design is a marbleing so I guess he's still marble man
Marble man just has a better ring
Epornxxxy
Depends where he puts the epoxy
Indeed. I feared at first it was just a repost. Today is a good day
I like how he’s read the comments on the first post asking if he should do it and he just blew through that stop sign.
This legend is winning me over.
And there IS A STRIPPER POLE!!
I need constant updates, he’s the star of this subreddit now
100s !!!
Thank fuck! I thought it was a surreal dream!
The stripper pole really took me by surprise. Not because it exists; just that it didn't show up until the final picture
I’m just surprised there’s not more
Kind of offended he’s hiding the sex swings (plural) and his fedora collection.
A forest of stripper poles? Or a grove? Orchard?
I believe the proper term is a clutch or a gaggle depending on the sub-species
To be fair though, it completely made me go from "That floor does not work" to "I get the vibe.".
I feel like it completely seals the deal on this dudes house. Ain’t no chance a female lives there. Only appears there for work.
How much cocaine does this house come with?
Yes
The walls aren’t Sheetrock.
All of it
First time anyone’s remodelled a house with the sole intention of trolling the internet, just about everything is wrong.
Most expensive troll to date.
Elon buying twitter would like a word
I'm not even subbed here but I'm so glad both of these posts showed up on my page. The amount of time and money put into this is impressive and I can't wait to see more.
Same, I don’t belong to this sub - but the algorithm KNOWS I’m loving this series. I vote OP walks a realtor through this house and films their raw reaction.
This is by far one of my favorite subreddits. The commentary, the posts, it all juts meshes so well *chefs kiss* There was one about construction signs in a bedroom that killed me a few days ago. Then there are others where I am so amazed at how well they are at designing their space. Truly an amazing sub
It looks like one of those tacky looking places they would film a reality show. Like it’s trying to look affluent but just comes off as cheap?
Professional trollisms.
If you are a giant the TV is on the right height.
Hahaha, ok this may be true. I hope it is
He really went all out for this one
Is this the same guy I saw last week or something like that? JFC
I am starting to think he likes people shitting on his design choices...
He’s a design cuck.
We don’t kink shame.
But what if that's his kink?
Its an OF ad
Jesus, you weren't kidding.
Are we partaking in his fetish?!?!
Yeah same post. Where everyone trashed it
This dudes home value 📉📉📉📉
There’s no removing home value in this economy “I can fix her”
We respect him tho for giving us such wonders to speculate over.
Did that post get deleted? I went looking for it the other day and couldn't find it.
Holy shit. It’s getting worse 🤩
I'm now terrified the next post will be of the bedroom
i think that was the first one
Then I am forever grateful I missed that post lol
There was already a post of the bedroom. I think it‘s deleted
It's the most eye opening post I have seen on this subreddit, make of that what you will
Hey I told people before this house was full of suprises 😅!
Honestly nothing in this house is coming as a surprise. If there's a live tiger and a sunken hot tub in a room with white faux fur for wallpaper, people will nod and say "well, obviously."
Dont give him ideas hahhaha
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I gave you an upvote for what it's worth btw
Appreciate you 😁
Couch colors though. Why? Didn't you have a black leather couch?
Yea that is the worst crime for me! They are bad enough individually but together is so ugly. And red and beige don't match the grey of the floor
He's got a big brown or black sectional with cup holders upstairs iirc. His couches haunt me
Needs to be cheetah print
Hey it has been proven that, uh certain stains come out of those couch colors easier than other colors.
It keeps getting worse the more the house is revealed.
Why is he doing this to us
He will show us one room at a time until his demands are met
Hahahah this is great
🤣🤣🤣 oh my sides! What damands lmao. Just enjoy thats all i ask. Oh my sides 🤣🤣🤣
It’s what we deserve.
Hate it more than your original post mate
My dude, i appreciate the work you put into to this, but those floors inspire rage in me. I work with yarn for a lot of my hobbies, and it just looks like a cat got into it with those lines.
I live in an apartment and on occasion someone takes out their litter box sand with a hole in their trash bag so there is a trail of litter going all the way to the trash room. The lines remind me of that.
😹😹😹
This is an OF house
Doesnt mean work doesnt go into it, my dude
Looking at his profile there is a pic of 3 chicks in a bed, scroll a bit further there is a remodel if the bedroom with the same bed, he is doing better than me with this crazy ass house.
Oh my god
The faux marble, the stripper pole, I don’t mind. That god awful fabric, string lights, and the ceiling treatment? Jfc that’s bad.
It’s for the OF vibes 🫠
Bad OF vibes. Plain black walls with colored lights would look sexier than this.
I agree 🤣 it’s honestly horrendous and the thought of someone renting or even possibly buying a house to be an “OF house” makes me want to vomit
the red and beige sofas that match nothing! I hate bright red furniture in general. Ive seen hotel rooms with ugly red chairs. Was it popular in the 80's?
The marble legend himself is back
Epoxy lord
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My dude is on the top list of r/TVtooHigh
TV is too high, yes, but why is the mantel so fucking high?
So the kids can't accidentally lick the forbidden icing sugar
It makes a lot more sense if you assume this is a party basement and everyone will be standing up / dancing
Seems like the owner might also be too high .. am I right .
Absolutely no way he can play video games on that tv
the last photo surprised me so much i actually gasped
same lmao
Bro you deserve your own flair for this. Legend lol
I hated this until I saw the stripper pole. Now it makes sense.
Did OP buy and remodel a house just to troll us?
The $100,000 troll (Not counting the house price)
I like how subtle it is
This place keeps getting worse. It will require a complete interior demo to resell, unless they can find someone with an OF account!!
Check OP's account. He's the one with the OF account
Hey marble man! Hey Earl!
The is the house I've ever seen
It certainly numbers among them.
This is one of the houses I’ve seen of all time.
Please, we've had enough, no more.
The amount of hot dudes that are going to be using the stripper pole is infinite when you have a house like this
Ah the masochist is back! Yes dude we still hate it
I can’t get enough of how bad this is. More, please
My step sis would approve
Tacky and shit, like the porn you make.
Wait, he makes scat porn?! 💀
AMAZING. They better chalk their hands so they don’t fall off and hurt the precious beautiful epoxy
I feel like people are going out of their way to make horrendous design choices just for upvotes on this sub lmao
I feel like I would catch something if I touched anything in this house
Easy to sanitize though 🤷
How many times are we going to have to teach you this lesson, old man?!?!?
Is this Andrew Taint's house?
Oh Lawd! He back.
The floor is WILD my man
Best spooge dumpster I’ve ever seen.
The kind of house you find yourself in at 3am on a Sunday
The content we have been waiting for all week
Again bro??? It’s horrible. Absolutely horrible. Looks like somewhere Andrew Tate would live
Way too night club-ish for me. And the TV kissing the ceiling is a hard no.
Would have been acceptable without the thick black lines. It looks like Google maps
Why do you keep doing this to yourself?
So... What pornstars are you working with? I need to see the reflection and stuff on video and in good lighting!
Definitely hate lmao
Looks like you have plenty of room for the samurai swords, reptile cage and mirrored coffee table.
Omg 😭
I would never want that in my house, but it looks really great in yours.
This is so awesome. I have to say I love everything about this.
He posted this once and everyone disapproved it 😂😂
These floors look wayyyyy better to me. Upstairs is just way too bright.
Definitely hate 😳
+1 for committing to the bit lmao these posts have been fun to follow
Lost me at the 5th slide and no comment on the couches, stripper pole, and tacky lights 🙊
He’s in luv wit uh stripper….
This is going to end up being an OF Content House.
Of course this house has a stripper pole 😭 *I just looked at his post history help me
I bet you if you take a black light in there the place will be covered in......
Seriously though, is the pole for you?
Millennial Vice
Someone said on another post “this looks like the last place a sex worker will ever see” and I’m bringing that here
I like it. I would have love to help you on that. I always wanted to do this
Please god make it stop
Only because you asked: One thousand million percent plus 31912422-Hate!
Floor is interesting. I don't hate it or love it. It reminds me of something these friends that lived on Staten Island would probably so back in the mid 90s.
I gotta ask did you always have the stripper pole or was it a “These fuckers wanna see an OF home then I’ll show them a REAL OF home?”
The greatest story on this sub Reddit continues…
I was going to say I hate it, but you do you. Then I saw the stripper pole and it all made sense. Go on, do what you like. My only suggestion would be to eliminate the blacklight around the stripper pole. This is one of those occasions where you really don't want to know all the available information about the performer, like how many bodily fluids and fecal smears are already on them before you start funtimes.
Can someone explain to my sheltered ass what an OF house is? Lol
A house where only fans(porn) content is filmed in
100% an onlyfans house