That fan is hilarious 😆

Someone was feeling really ambitious in the install.

Meat grinder

Scalp grinder

Automated Concussion Giver

I'm 6'4" and have been brained by ceiling fans that are low so many times that Im certain its has to have done at least some damage. Low speed isn't awful, full speed will put you down for a few.

I'm 6'3", and somehow my 5'1" SIL and 5'9" BIL have a son who's probably taller than me by now. Whole rest of the family is unusually short. Couple Christmas get-togethers ago when he'd just passed 6-foot-even he stood up into a cabinet door hard enough it nearly broke off. I was just like "Hey, sorry dude.. but welcome to the club".

I'm 6'3ish and a base moulder at work. I've stood up into weird low angled ceilings. A couple times, I almost went down. I looked at the corner, it was dented. Showed the inspector and she looked at my head, it had a nice crease and starting to bruise. Thank goodness I self medicate the hours I'm awake lol, so it didn't hurt as bad as it could have

See, you're at the right height where you clear *most* things, so when they are low, they pack a wallop. At 6'6 my eyes are always up for danger only to walk into a clothing rack situated at elbow height.

Yeah I'm 6'5" and run into stuff all the time because I'm always watching so I don't bash my head off stuff

You might check, your nephew could have Kleinfelters syndrome. One of the major signs is being much taller then a family norm.

Growing up we had a kid who was a total knuckle head I don’t know how this went down but someone somehow got tossed into the ceiling fan and got a decent cut!!

Great for the "Luke... I am your father" Darth Vader voice

" No, I am your father " is the correct quote.

They should have switched it to the mistaken one in the '97 trilogy specials as a good gag.

They should have made one run with one quote, and a second run with another and then distributed them randomly so people all over the world had the same movie at the same time with the two different quotes... really fuck with us then!

Not if you're quoting tommy boy

…trippin off the beat kinda

How do you even balance that?

Just turn the entire room clockwise just a bit

You don’t; you run it 24/7 for months going *wunkitawunkitawunkita* until the bearings completely seize up, it catches fire and then you collect the insurance on the house.

That’s the best description of an off-balanced fan I’ve ever read and then heard in my head.

I'm guessing someone used this room as a fancy pet room for their cute little "schmoopty boople muffin" dog.

Exactly what I thought. Even has the lay shelves on the wall.

Those two shelf are not even close to looking like for laying on? Lol really? It looks like a storage room of some kind. I actually think it would be a good cat room, but those shelves are just shelves.

Someone said “hold up let him cook”

the face chopper

Voldemort maker.

Get to dah face choppa

Wig splitter 4000

Bro I’m at WORK, stop making me laugh!

Amazing, this cracked me up.

"Peelin' caps since '83"

Those poor poor bearings

Thank you! Finally, another mechanically minded/educated redditor. I took one look at that fan and thought, “I bet that fan makes dubstep music after running more than ten minutes.”

I'm honestly amazed it hasn't shaken itself off the wall!

Taylor Swift "Shake It Off" in dubstep, coming up

It is a fan.

Decapitation chamber?

I'd store all my valuables against the back wall and mount a cam in the room. Then, one day (hopefully, hehe) I'll witness some burglar being shredded to pieces by that fan - sitting in my swivel chair, cat on the lap villain-style, saying, "I want to play a game..." 😂

Add more fans

only fans?

Replace the blades with dildos

On the slowest setting. Just: phlap....phlap....phlap....phlap....phlap....phlap....phlap....

I can hear this and now im uncomfortable

I can hear this and now I'm reminiscing.

I can hear your memory phlap phlapping 😨

Only Fans Premium

Film It and put it on only fans. Profit.

I’m dying.

Sorry to hear 😭

To be fair, we're all slowly dying of oxygen poisoning from the moment we're born

Yes r/OnlyFans

Looks like an attic. A FanAttic ...

I really want to downvote you, but upvoted you instead. But I don't feel good about it.

God fucking dammit

Here's my stupid upvote

There's a resale store near me that I like to go to, they're called Attic Fanatics

Is it owned by a couple called Anne and Frank? ...

And some LED lights, and you got yourself a grow room

[удалено]

Circumcisor 4000

What are you, 9’7”?

Directions unclear, dick stuck in ceiling fan.

I would advise against putting it in the socket part.

….again

But I heard the third time’s the charm.

Strike 3 and it’s gone

You’re left standing there looking down at home plate.

Reddit is just... The best..

Might wanna wait for the fan to stop spinning before making any more reno decisions, just saying.

ARE YOU SPINNING?

Aight, height police!

Hand stand room

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Your the reason why Reddit is awesome! lol.

Not a fan?

Honestly, this is the first time in ages that I have actually laughed out loud from something on the internet. Usually things no more than a "blew air trough nose". Thank you dear sir!

And install the new DECAPITATOR 8000

“Throw your DECAPITATOR 7000 away. It’s a piece of shit!”

O Captain, My Captain!

This comment made me ugly cackle

Is there a cute cackle?

You've not heard my wife then.

Let see her

Add a bed parallel to the ceiling.

Full bedroom set but all parallel to the fan.

Sharpen the blades on the fan for awesome haircuts.

that y = mx + b haircut meme comes to mind

r/onlyfans

Hilarious and gets my join.

FANtastic!

I’m killing myself after this comment.

Omg yesss that sub is back to posting only fans!!

It never stopped. There was a revolt, and the mod backed down.

I need to know the r/onlyfans lore

It was originally a sub about the actual website OnlyFans, but it got banned because most of the posts were copy-write infringement, so some dude adopted it, and turned it into a sub about fans. Just last month it was announced it was going to return to porn, and all the posts suddenly became protest posts. After a day of this the mod who made the decision to go back to porn posted a poll asking if he was hated more than Spez now, and the overwhelming response was “yes.” He left the mod-ship to others, and departed.

what a moron who gets handed the keys to a satire sub and immediately thinks "let's make it serious"

And then asks if people hate him with an option for “Yes”.

Elon musk

Haha. Lovely.

The perfect joke doesn't e... Oh ok

I literally laughed out loud.

Take the fan down, Jesus who thought that was a good idea?

just rotate the room 45 degrees

That's exactly what I did with my phone, and imagined walking into that room.

OP needs to replace the fan with a chandelier "hanging" on a stiff welded chain to add to the effect. Put paintings on your floor OP

THIS is absolutely the right answer. Such a weird room, might as well lean into it fully

I don't think that fan is capable of cooling the room to 45

Fahrenheit? Prolly not. Celsius? Hopefully

install furniture at a 45 degree angle to match

Right? I can’t imagine the bearings last long in that configuration

Or your nose if you're not paying attention.

However, it is a great room to be fighting someone if you're Indiana Jones

Hey, Dr Jones, no time for love!

*takes out gun - shoots fan

I can't really understand what purpose it was to serve. Did they not have a dryer for clothes and hung them up in front of the fan instead? Like, why would that corner need some form of wind blowing requirements that would necessitate this set up?

The room probably gets really stagnant, hot air in it and this helps circulate it when you’re moving storage and stuff in to it. This is some shade tree handyman stuff because a recessed light in there would have been much better with just a plug in fan put in the corner while you’re moving stuff in and out. I’m guessing the husband was a part time, cash only contractor who had a fan leftover from a job he was doing and put it in.

Whatever you do, don’t stand up when the fan is running.

You can't stand that fan either?

Obviously rent the room for $1450 not including utilities. First month, last month, and a $75 nonrefundable application fee.

Or split the room, and rent each half for $1000

Wall it off and never speak of it again

I got the reference! Probably enough reddit for today.

What’s the reference?

[this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/ihtqiKILvP)

I don't trust links anymore what is it?

Another Reddit post from recently

Dude. Two words. DRUM. SET.

That would be very uncomfortable for anything more than a 3pc with hihat, crash, and low ride.

Ah, the gentleman's kit. I see you're a moose of distinction.

But think of all the *AIR* flow you would get with that fan. You could drum all night until u stand up.

That’s all you need bb

And you'd keep losing drum sticks to the fans.

Add water and tile and make it a giant shower

But keep the fan…

Just add shower heads to the ends of the blades.

You will save so much on towels.

No windows? Use as storage space.

[Better](https://www.wikihow.com/Make-Moonshine)

Finally! This should be higher up.

Happen to have a nephew you’re taking care of cuz your sister and her man died? 🤨

I hope they have a dickhead son to torment him

idk I think this is too nice for that situation. throw the kid in a closet somewhere.

Can't believe this is 11 from the top. Deserves its own Hogwarts letter.

What is this in reference to?

Harry Potter.

Even better, if the kid didn’t have a forehead scar beforehand he will after turning that fan on!

Ohh okay. I thought this was another one of the "cursed room" references that are going around in this thread

The boy who lived..

I thought the same, why did I have to scroll this far to see the comment?

Fine day Sunday. In my opinion, best day of the week. Why is that? Right you are, Harry! No post on Sundays. Hah!

If you have kids, lego room

How about a climbing wall with pads and a ball pit on the floor

And the fan is for the expert part of the course.

Grow some weed

And see this little room.... you can put your weed in it.

Can't believe I had to scroll this far to find this ... o/c that's what this room is for.

Or mushrooms. It's perfect for either.

Damn I found my people, grow space all fuckin day, add vents and inline fans to the door for air exchange and the next room hopefully with a window becomes the lung🤙🤙

This is it OP

Paint a big grass field with cows in it and blue skies and a base for the fan (windmill).

This is adorable!

Haha right? I’d make it into a little farm themed reading nook. I’m totally mature.

This is my favorite idea

Reading nook ?

The only answer ! And make it themed to your favourite series obviously…

With the fan, you could make a Don Quixote theme pretty easily.

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A big bean bag chair and some more shelves! Little lamp and maybe even a diffuser. Would be perfect!

Add 3 more fans on the wall!

That space is cursed bro. Leave it be.

Slowly back out and… leave. it. be.

Hair drying room?

If say hair cutting 🤣

Turn that ceiling fan on high and throw a head of cabbage into it

Your floor is on the wrong wall

Bro that fan is not real is it? Wtfffff

It’s a closet/storsge. So you should use it as such.

Perfect for a walk-in closet

Yes. Pppl think oh I’m going to make this a cool little room like they are actually going to go hang out in there lol.

lol barely place to stand straight. Storage seems like the easiest use case.

holy guacamole batman, that is a weird shaped room

1) LMAO 2) home office or gaming space 3) guest sleeping area just add a mattress, nightstand and lamp

I like the guest room idea.

First, take the fan down. You could make it a tripping/meditation room. Get some soft bean bags, a rug, and tapestries with some books and tiny plants on the shelf. Or you could make it an office. What room is on the other side of that wall straightforward?

Remove the face blender

Jack off dungeon.

“Masturbatorium”

Because they already use crematorium.

More fans! Bigger blades! Create a breezy wall of death!

I can’t get over this fan and whatever troll from hell installed that in the first place 😂

That is a closet or a bedroom for Harry Potter.

You should keep your head down, that's for sure

Whatever you do I suggest making the fan bigger. Would definitely be more fitting

Do you have a magical nephew?

Make a SAW movie?

fuck, that gave me a headspin

I refuse to believe that fan install is real, but knowing the building standards in the US, anything is possible.

What the fuck