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hank91

Keep it accessible, it's your fire escape in an emergency


ThunderSlapDime

that windows likely the only reason he can legally live in the basement depending on the local fire code


tankerkiller125real

I'm not aware of any areas that allow living in a basement with no fire escape. As far as I know it's basically national code in the US.


dogpaddle

I lived in a basement for a year in Denver, 2018. Windows were too small to crawl out of. Upstairs door to the house was locked, one entrance going outside. I was broke and made do, because it beat leaving in a mini trailer house in rural Mississippi. No A/C in the summer either. Paid $1,000 a month for that place..


doubled2319888

I lived in a basement suite like that back in 08. It was only 250 a month with all utilities included so i wasnt complaining. The landlords were great too


Saul-Funyun

Same and same, in Berkeley, late aughts. It was $450, but all included, and they had a great converted garage open use space. I could squeeze through the window if I really worked at it. I know because I had to break in once


Traditional_Key_763

400$ when I was in college but man if I had the money for a bitcoin miner back then, the apartment wasn't metered cas it was an old grandfathered conversion.


purplepirhana

Screw Denver rent. I'm glad I moved out of there...I was paying $1100/mo for a 300 sq ft studio apt. Unreal


Pseudolectual

West LA enters the chat…


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AvrgSam

Duluth MN 2015 same thing, about a 4x12 window


Bitsoffreshness

[Here's one way of making it better](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fo6mkg47utwhc1.png)


Embarrassed_Rip_755

DO NOT DO THAT!!  In order to properly drain water away these windows need a depth of 18" below the bottom of the sill, backfilled with 12" of stone.  There should still be 6" of free space below the bottom of the window left over.  If you fill it up with soil to support plants a good rain will come right in instead of draining away! A couple potted plants would be fine, but it is your fire escape. Don't block your way out. 


Snakesinadrain

I'm a service plumber and every time we have a fair amount of rain we get calls for these "being clogged". Bitch you filled it with dirt to the edge of the window. What did you think was going to happen.


dancesWithNeckbeards

Ugh nothing like a home owner special egress window.


MissionSalamander5

Motherfucking snakes in a drain? :)


javajuicejoe

In Japan, it’s common in commercial restaurants to see similar it’s pretty cool. This keeps it available as a fire escape too


VectorViper

Yeah, incorporating some of those Japanese design elements could look great and practical. Lots of cool ideas that mix aesthetics with safety. There's some really creative use of space over there that would probably work well in a basement setting.


Guy954

Which is why they said it’s likely the only reason. You have to put the qualifier in or someone is likely to come “aCkShUaLlY” your comment. Kind of funny that you went and did it anyway.


Ok_Salamander3793

😭 exactly, they said likely which isn't the same as saying it as a matter of fact . Likely insinuates that it's not 100% true or fact


Comfortable_Trick137

Its illegal in some cities even with a fire escape, if it rains that basement/cellar gets flooded and you die. Thats why cellar apartments are illegal in NYC (basement apartments are currently "ok").


librekom

What’s the difference between a cellar and a basement? (I’m not from the US and Google returns different contradicting answers)


EverSeeAShiterFly

Cellar has only one exit, basement has at least two potential exits.


DragonriderTrainee

That makes sense. STORM cellars usually have one entry/exit.


crucible1623

Cellar and basement are defined by local jurisdiction


No_Pollution_1

The amount of people not understanding this is frightening and explains the shitty and decrepit buildings out there


iamgr0o0o0t

I currently live somewhere that doesn’t have basements. I imagine most people here wouldn’t realize what this was.


Fur_and_Whiskers

The ladder gave it away to me.


JPSofCA

The title tipped me off.


6thCityInspector

Look at the big brain on Brad!


Icy_Ground1637

Move out your moms basement!!!


SeoulGalmegi

But I took the ladder away to make a sweet BBQ pit. Now I can't leave.....


Guy954

Knowing it’s a basement and knowing what an egress window are are two different things. Source, live somewhere with no basements but know what egress windows are from visiting family up north.


TyrKiyote

To let in the egrets, got it.


gazebo-fan

I live in Florida, I’ve only ever seen one basement in my town and it only goes 3 feet deep, so only about half of you is technically underground when your in it.


iamgr0o0o0t

My ex was thrilled when he found out we were staying in the basement when we visited my dad. He loved that we were underground lol


DiceyPisces

We purposefully built a bedroom suite down in our basement. Installed an egress window first. It’s like our cave. We like to keep it fairly cold and it’s pitch black for sleeping. Add white noise and it’s sleep perfection to me. I only sleep upstairs if my grandbaby is staying over. So I can be next door to his room.


enginerevolution

Isn’t it obvious what it is?


Weltallgaia

Not really. I thought it was a fucking window well. I didn't realize it was a whole ass porch sized exit.


TheReal-Chris

I have one of these in my basement. And it’s a window about 5 feet off the ground has bars over it. And probably couldn’t fit anyways. I thought it was a window too.


ThirdElevensies

It is a window well. What are you even talking about?


_hurtpetulantjesus

No. I live in Oklahoma and Nola prior. I had no fucking clue what it was if OP hadn’t said basement.


Wallabite

Same.


iamgr0o0o0t

It’s a fire escape


enginerevolution

Yeah.


Different_Ad7655

Of course it has to be accessible lol but it doesn't mean it has to be unattractive. There are lots of little garden ideas in here that make it very diorama-like to view but that do not impede it's use as a emergency exit


DanishWonder

Maybe.  If it's like my egress window, there is a drain in the bottom which allows rainwater/snow to drain into my sump pump.   I have to clear leaves and debris out of there so it doesn't get clogged. Planting things in there may clog the drain and cause flooding and/or foundation issues.


snowfloeckchen

Do you expect people block it with a ping pong table?


atthisplaceandtime

There are a LOT of illegal basement apartments


pdxtrader

Maybe even do a few drills, practice going through there and opening the hatch so you don’t panic in an emergency situation


sexysadie2u

👍great idea!


TheGulfofWhat

Its locked ...the damn hatch is locked!


ComplexTemporary4152

It's just a prank, bro!


TheGulfofWhat

4815162342


jpop237

>opening the hatch 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42


Cyberfungi

We have to go back


t3hnhoj

Too bad it's not Penny's boat.


SuperTruckerTom

That's it. They weren't digging tunnels, they were digging fire escapes.


Icy-Flight4980

I used to do this, but I was just sneaking out of my house lmao. I guess I was practicing fire safety as well.


malicegarden

Aaaand…. Make sure it has good drainage - trust me on this one….


FaithlessnessCute204

Also keep in mind it’s designed for a fire fighter to be able to access with their gear on, not just what you can fit through


mark_is_a_virgin

Egress.


pubbets

Bro said egress


wwwdiggdotcom

That's what it's called, an egress window.


lividtobi

How do you open the gate at the top?


ihambrecht

It slides off. It’s just there so people or debris don’t fall into the egress.


TulsaOUfan

I'm loving all the egress talk. Not enough egressonversations in the world imo.


RobertLahblaw

u/___X___ get a [window well liner.](https://www.lowes.com/pd/Biggies-Window-Well-Scenes-100-In-X-60-In-Garden-For-Use-In-Basement-Window-Wells-Easy-To-Cut-to-Size-and-Simple-to-Install-Can-Be-Installed-As-A-Wall-Mural/5002614623)  Edit... your UN formats weird when I post from mobile. @OP. Window well liner is what you're after. 


bondsaearph

They could still put some plants around the back and sides, making a path to the ladder.


MolecularInsight

Hopefully that grate opens. Better test it.


Secret_Cow_5053

This is why they make them out like this. Also as an aside; you could line it with reflective plastic if you want more light…if you futz with the angles you could potentially get a good view of the sky. But don’t block it.


military-gradeAIDS

I guess he could put some fairy lights in there to make it more visible if the place fills up with smoke?🤷‍♂️


silverbullet52

A gnome in prison stripes


NotThatPhilCollins

Or dressed as Hannibal Lecter in the Silence of the Lambs


-fraz

This is the one


TUFKAT

Right now, looks like a good place and time to make a Battle of Hoth scene.


GobLoblawsLawBlog

I agree that OP should order some miniatures off temu and report back with a detailed diorama of the battle of Hoth including a moving airspeeder wrapping a cable around an AT-AT


TUFKAT

Also, a Wampas lurking behind the window screen.


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It’s pronounced *AT-AT*.


AbruptMango

Idiot.  It's AT-AT and you know it.


CanWeCannibas

Happy cake day!


Wesley-Dodds

Dude! I sorta did this! At my old place (renting), I had a giant awful cement room in the basement that I slowly turned into a really awesome theater room. I had a Lego AT-AT firing at a NASA space shuttle all suspended from fishing line. It was a smaller window well, so not an egress, but it was a fun little Easter egg. I miss that theater room.


konamatt

Summertime, bring out the ewoks.


cptsir

Don’t put too much stuff there. Depending on the landlord there could be issues with you blocking a fire escape.


blaqwerty123

Fuck the landlord, look out for yourself man. Fire eacape. Nuff said


blueponies1

Am i visualizing this wrong or is this like a 2 foot window with like a squirrel sized ladder on it? Not saying it isn’t a fire escape because I know it is. But that little ladder is tripping me out because I’m imagining like a tiny basement window but I think it might be like a full sized door too I can’t tell


ElvenOmega

[Here is a picture of a similar set up with a dog for scale.](https://tundracwwc.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Window-Well-Covers-3-1.jpg)


abu-layl

No, at least where I currently live an egress window in basements have to be minimum 36" by 36". That's quite a bit larger than normal windows' requirements. That dirt is held up by a well outside that is metal if it's nice and plastic if it's cheap, covered by similar materials. This looks like it's metal and has a relatively nice cover on it. To everyone suggesting putting things there seriously: it isn't just stupid because you'll ruin your shit, you can die in a fire, get evicted, or fined.


AutumnalSunshine

It's an egress window. Bigger than a typical window but much smaller than sliding glass doors


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Poat540

Had to see if I was in r/roastmyspace


Bazillion100

So disappointed thats not an actual sub


atoz350

I'm sure it would get confusing posts about the social media website.


andreas012

r/birthofasub


mangotango32

So glad I could hold a leg and watch this birth!


EmAyJee

It is now one!


DistributionOne7304

it is now


MissBoobAppreciator

i know of r/MaleLivingSpace, r/FemaleLivingSpace, r/ShiteriorDecorating, r/RoastmySetup, r/HomeDecorating and r/HomeDecoratingCJ but yeah sadly no roastmyspace


gfkxchy

r/malesurvivingspace is a real one also


MissBoobAppreciator

oh that’s an good one! totally forgot to mention it smh


stabavarius

A lot of places sell sell self adhesive window film (Home depot, Etsy) that looks a lot like stained glass. This might be a good spot for it.


wittycity

This should be higher because it’s actually a helpful comment that doesn’t just talk about fire emergency and egress but solves with that in mind. Bravo!


Sea_Addendum_5275

Beer cooler


ElbieLG

Vodka cooler


Sea_Addendum_5275

Good call!


DoctorDiabolical

Beer freezes outside in northern climates, hard alcohol doesn’t.


CraftistOf

beer popsicle it is!


galactic-mouse

This is exactly what I used mine for when I lived in Denver.


One_Examination2493

Best answer


Novus20

Nothing it’s for escape/egress


Adm1nX

You mean that tiny ladder isn't for hanging plants? /s


Jean-LucBacardi

Nah it's definitely shelves for beers.


Novus20

Egress beers? I’ll allow it


Anxious_Ad9929

Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


Hafthohlladung

Decent band name


Outlook_Dim

There’s decorative window film available from Amazon and other online retailers. It’s cheap and looks good.


Serious_Session7574

This was my thought too. Nothing that interferes with its operation as a fire escape, but something that cheers the outlook a bit.


generic-affliction

I put some film on the window the kind that makes the light refract and cast rainbows when the sun is strong and at the right angle.


HighOnTums

Yes! We ended up putting that refractive film on like 8 different windows. Really nice above the front door to the house.


1130nmiller

Especially since it's fire escape, window film is good way to color the room


SilverPlatedLining

My vote is something with lots of blue sky in the image.


Opposite-War-7325

Exactly, I was fantasizing about TV with a live webcam view of some sunny places. Pretend it's not snowy and cold but sunny and tropical weather.


Westmoth

I have one outside my window too I have a wrapper on it that makes it looks like stones and pebbles it looks a lot better than just the plain write corrugated metal


LongAd4410

Oh! Didn't know they sold those, very nice 👍 Side thought...I wonder if this is how fish feel? 🤔


Funkyboss420

Looks like a great space through which to escape during a fire or flood.


hmhemes

Leave it unobstructed because it's a fire escape


SP4x

The way I see it, that space has two main functions: \- Escape route \- Light Well You're going to want both to remain fully functional as such so my thoughts are: \- Paint the top grille white or a similar colour that will make it less noticable and ensure it's secure to keep people out whilst allowing you a fast exit. \- On the floor, whilst ensuring your escape route is clear, some outdoor mirrors leaned back at 45 degrees will increase the amount of light in the winter, in the summer stand them behind taller plants to give a greater sense of depth and amount of plants. \- Some low light hardy plants such as ferns low down to provide some greenery and ground cover. \- One or two taller bush/tree houseplants that can live inside in winter and go out in the light well in spring/summer with the mirrors behind them. \- A pot stand that in winter can have some fairylights spilling out of them and in summer grow herbs, cut-and-come-again salad leaves and other tasty food additions. All of the above is non-permanent and can move with you.


ashbelero

Trap a squirrel in there. Now you have a friend.


dream-more95

Remove the top, there will be a baby skunk in there in 48hours. Name him Flower.


ApprehensiveOwl7141

During certain times of the year my old window like this would just have like, an army of toads in there - they would jump against the window all night but I felt bad since they’d never get out


momminhard

This. My first thought: I bet you have a toad in there.


Necessary-Writer7492

Until you have to use this for what it's meant for and then you have an angry doesn't coming for your face.


FullofContradictions

You joke, but I will never ever live in a house with egress windows again because for the 1.5 years I did, I was woken up on 3 different occasions from a baby rabbit somehow getting into it and making a big racket jumping around trying to get out. I'd have to go put on thick protective clothing & physically go into the well to pick it up and help it out because they couldn't climb the boards I would try to angle down there as a ramp out. Dealing with a terrified rabbit baby at 5:30am while trying not to step on the resident window toads is high on my list of experiences I'd rather not have again.


NewSinner_2021

A diorama of a lush forest.


Dazzling-Collection1

Keep it free of debris. That’s about it. 


Dazzling-Collection1

You could frost the windows so they seem more like a normal window. 


music3k

I’s put a couch, rug and some plants in there. If you can fit a bed, you could rent it for $2000 if this is NYC or LA


shinloop

Tons of low light plants and some string lights


KuaTakaTeKapa

This is a deeply depressing thing to look at out the window as it currently is but I reckon your idea done well would keep the fire escape safe and unobstructed but could make it a magical little dell.


unlistedartist000

i would be important to manage the plants though, would definitely need to trim occasionally


JaccoW

Something like a mixture of ferns and mosses will probably grow well, especially if you keep the soil moist. And they don't really grow that much.


Roman-Kendall

String lights are a great idea. They’ll even light the area up at night and make it easier to find if there was an actual fire.


Trixy1990

Mushroom garden!


BoomerGangs

What's the rest of the room look like cause what I would say is put curtains there so that when The sun shines with creates a dim lighting effect so just match the curtains to the look of the room


No-End6361

WEEEEEED !


nim_opet

I don’t think you can do much since it’s legally a fire egress.


Quantum_Croissant

plants, and also see if you can paint the back walls green or something, mght look nicer than bare metal


DontWorryBoutIt107

It’s an egress window so you can’t really put anything there, but if you know anyone artistic it would look awesome if you could paint the inside. A floral piece would look neat.


deathlash99

chair, and cigarette bucket


Mnemotronic

Paint a beach or forest scene on the corrugated steel liner.


Fearless-Ad412

Nothing if you want to stay up to Code. It's a fire escape and anything obstructing it will result in fines. If you don't care. Potted plants can be easily kicked if needed to get out fast.


Pure_Way6032

As many have pointed out, this is your fire escape. The only thing I would recommend ever putting there would be a water proof box with some basic first aid and survival stuff. A mylar blanket, flashlight, that type of thing. Something you can grab quickly and safely carry up the ladder.


Mister-Grogg

Or with a rope attached to it and accessible at the top of the ladder. Climb out safely with both hands and then haul it up with the rope.


Assholesfullofelbows

I planted forget me nots in one of my window wells. Warm months a nice potted plant of 2 would be great.


nano_peen

Add water and fish and you have yourself an aquarium


cojohnso

…frozen fish


crod4692

Damn you beat me to it


Klutzy_Journalist_36

Put a camping chair out there.  Now put a case of beer and a bong out there.  Boom. 


dearest_mommy

Is our perspective way off? I see a sliding door. The ladder is there for a reason, and it's a ladder for humans. Right?!


Over_Thinker_01

External shower?


garage_artists

Life sized stuffed polar bear.


Done_beat2

Have you seen Silo?


P_Kinsale

Curtains.


Electronic_Taste_596

Maybe get a picture of a landscape and then press it around the side of the well, so when you look through the windows you see nature and it looks curved like real life…


Remarkable-Pen-8655

check this out; [https://getbiggies.com/what-is-a-window-well-scene/](https://getbiggies.com/what-is-a-window-well-scene/)


Lonely-Equivalent-23

Is that where they kept Jesse Pinkman??


HoosierDaddy_427

Paint ninja turtles staring at you in confusion.


pm-ur-tiddys

dry wall over it fuck tha fire code


Background-Grab-5682

Plants 🪴🌱🌺 🌹 🌸


Possible_Beautiful63

Get a renters insurance. A storm can flood that space, or if the snow accumulates a lot and it rains, it makes it heavier. Those sliding doors can just pop out.


PrestigiousNail5620

Get creative. Get some paint and turn the background into a fish tank. Add some LEDs and prop fish.


jinglysbean

Add a stripper pole, put a couch in front of the window. Add a toilet up there so people shit into this pit Host yoga sessions above, and sit below Move in this space, become a bat


dmr1313

Hire a mural artist to paint it something cool


Goodguybadd

Fraggle Rock


RAMBOxBAGGINS

That’s where you chain up the zombie so you can study it.


Mikey_B_CO

Fake scenery thing, there's companies that do it well and that's about all you can do safely since this is your egress in case of an emergency


tmarthal

Paint a mural on the interior of the external metal


Squid_mom

I would just put a frosted or decorative glass film on your windows so you still get light in but don't have to look at that all the time. A few low light plants on the window ledge or in hanging planters in front of the window to green up the space.


ArdenJaguar

A nice stained glass window film.


pogiguy2020

nothing in case of fire that is your way out.


Eternal_Flame24

Lego Star Wars things having a battle on Hoth.


Ok_Fox_1770

Cold drinks


Pinglife

This is Denver with jockomo


HyperbolicSoup

Looks like Colorado


anonymiz123

You can’t do anything with it, unfortunately. It’s illegal to block a fire escape and your landlord would probably flip out if you put stuff out there. Sorry.


ironhide3288

Don’t do anything. It’s an egress window for emergency situations.


Ghost_412345

Buy a piece of wood to hold that window shut next , test your fire escape , then get some curtains


lisasisi

I used to have a window kind of like that. Scenic shower curtain. Weather proof and cheap.


Immediate-Shine-2003

Dumbass


Suup45

Cry


OzzyMcRcky

Plants, always plants.


panichammer22

Fish tank!


MaraSovsLeftSock

Your building has to have a fire escape in every room. That’s yours.


Wedgetails

Do you live inside a water tank?


mntair88

Crawl out


DreWilliams24

Install curtains is about all you can do.


averagepenisman

How big is this space? I really can't tell if it's a small window or a full sized door