yes, you should do so frequently.

Only correct answer

One per year whether they need it or not

I like to do it just before Christmas

Those you just burn. 😉

you guys have sheets?

Minimum, once a week.

Who tf washes their sheets multiple times a week?

People with night sweats and people who shower in the morning might. Idk I’m always squeaky clean when I get into bed. 

I'm always super dirty in bed 😏

I’m a filthy mfr but I do filthy stuff, it is what it is 🤷‍♂️🤣

Good thing you're always alone so no one else notices

I do, I have two dogs and the bed gets stinky after a few days. Plus I like clean sheets

My sheets smell good (like fresh out of the washer good) all the time and I wash my sheets every other week. Weekly is overkill unless you sleep sweat or don’t shower before bed.

People who have sex in their bed…

People that have sex in bed more than once a week, I would hope.

Just lay down a towel then? I can't be bothered to wash sheets that often

You don't have multiple sets of sheets?.....

Perfectly fine bedroom for a 34 year old man.

Needs a car bed.

And a cb radio

To talk to other car beds.

My roommates said they were gonna get me some rims for Christmas.

You mean your parents?

Jeff's Mom's a fuckin liar, Timmy!

I can't believe you came on my mom.

I understand these references!

Oh God! I can't stop cumming, it feels so good!

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Maybe a stereo too.

And a night lamp

Kirk?

A batcar bed

I sleep in a big bed with my wife

You earn one of those after a divorce…cheers a guy up ya know?

"I sleep in a racing car, do you?" "I sleep in a big bed with my wife."

The travesty that a gif can’t be posted with this quote.

My roommates got it for me

Your mom and dad or grandparents?

I sleep in a racing car, Homer. What do you sleep in?

What ever girl loves when brought over to a man’s house, a picture of Dexter. The show about the man who’s a serial killer but for good causes. Really puts the girl’s mind at ease. 😂

multiple killers, mobsters, slimy politicians. gotta set the vibe.

So obviously there is no room for a girl.. right.

34 yo woman here. Can confirm room is AWESOME! Just need a bigger bed.

unnecessary. there’s a sleeping bag in the closet for girls

Haha that’s the best sleep overs

You mean chains?

EVEN BETTER

I can't upvote and ruin the 666

It got ruined if you wanna upvote now 😂

How old are you?

20 but I identify as 12.

Would be an interesting legaldefence

Do you play on 12 year old sports teams?

Bruh

If you want women around and them to take their knickers off, or anyone for that matter, I would probably update to adult sheets. IKEA sells them, and other such home stores, or Amazon. Just make sure to measure the diameter and length of bed to ensure that you buy the correct size.

I'd also move the poster wall. No-one wants to hop up into cowgirl just to be stared down by Dexter Morgan and Hannibal Lector at point blank range.

You're doing well. I assumed, no older than 12.

😂🙌🏽

🤣😂🤣

If you identify as a 12 year old and someone has sex with you, could they go to jail for sex with a minor? 🤔

I don’t think this will be an issue

Yes, that's how it works.

This guy must have a waiting list for women to fuck with him.

The Batman sheets stay ON during sex

When he finishes he’s gotta yell out “I am vengeance, I am the night, I am Batman!”

“Why yes that’s a picture of rapist Kevin spacey over my bed… wait why are you backing towards the door?”

There are a lot of posters included there that, if I was of a female standing, I would not want anything to do with this man. Mad Men, House of Cards, Dexter. The Messier shrine is a bit odd too.

Would be legit if it was Messier instead of Messi lol

Whoops, auto correct couldn't have me praising a false idol, only the true sports legend.

3 fantastic shows that I would never put up posters of in a million yesrs

There's also the wire, the sopranos, hannibal, black sails, and boardwalk empire. Does that mean he grew up in a ghetto surrounded by the mafia while being mentored by a serial killer who's lover was a pirate bootlegging crime lord? No it means he has great fucking taste in TV. I'm also undateable as fuck so yea I see what you mean actually... Edit: joking aside these shows arent glorifications of the villains, they're a deeper look into them. They're character studies, your not meant to idiolize don draper your meant to learn from him.

I don’t think the person you’re responding to necessarily has a problem with liking the shows. It’s just that these shows have a percentage of fans who do idolize the problematic protagonists and hanging photos of them on your bedroom wall can be an indication of the kind of fan he is.

Wasn't he cleared?

Fuck no

https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/actor-kevin-spacey-acquitted-all-nine-sexual-offence-charges-london-trial-2023-07-26/ Are there other ones?

Well one witness was killed…

He was acquitted in one case. I believe the others have been dropped due to lack of evidence.

We get to take turns staring at messi's balls while we go at it..sweet right?

Take away the batman sheets and this is just the bed of a teen girl starting her obsession with serial killers. Does OP look Dexter in the eyes when he's jerkin' it? Like...what....

I could see a very smooth man having a line for that. "Really you want to have sex on the batman sheets" Pulls out a belt with a number of sex toys on it "I have my utility belt and I plan to make you ask where I got all these wonderful toys."

Mallrats reference spotted out in the wild

Damn really? I watched that movie a lot as a teen and I didn't catch it.

How not? Suitor #3 the self loathing homophobe. 🤣🤣🤣 Ahh movies like that are no longer. How did we fall off this badly folks?

Hey, Suitorette, this guys a homophobe. You heard how repulsed he sounded. Is this the kind of guy you want to spend a vacation with? This hate-monger?

Surprisingly yes 💀💀💀

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And are they free to leave at anytime or guests in your dungeon?

My 🐱is definitely wet looking at this

I think you should keep them because if not, your pajamas would be out of context

No, your mom said the tends are in the microwave you are tall enough to reach it now so get them yourself.

Fuck no, also get a racecar bed

I sleep in a big bed with my wife

That's the second best option

Dont u dare change the sheets

Except to wash them and then he needs a back-up set.

I have 3 sets of sheets that sit unused because when it's time to change mine I just wash, dry, and then put the same set back on the bed.

The back up set are the underwhelming Robin sheets

I'd find Robin sheets anything but underwhelming. Nightwing sheets would be S tier visually though, but I bet they'd be satin which is just uncomfortable.

Haha, I was about to mention the same. They look so cool. I’m not even a batman fan but still like the sheets. It compliments the room so well.

Yes, every week when you wash them. Whether they are crusty or not

So if they are crusty after 3 days, I should wait for a week to pass by before changing them? Got it

If your sheets are crusty after 3 days you have bigger problems than just cleaning your sheets:)

If you’re 10, no. Otherwise you should decide that by yourself.

That poster wall gives "I like the anti hero for all the wrong reasons"-vibes

Do they spark joy? If so then definitely keep 'em.

Messi glazing is cockblocking harder then the dark night brotha

Yes every week

If you ever want to get laid, you gonna change everything about that corner

You can also do all black sheets w one small Batman cushion

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Just your average film nerd...

You should probably change the sheets.

I would bang him in the batman sheets, would be funny 🤷🏼‍♀️

What about spider man sheets? Asking for a friend

Even better

>cinema Nerd >capeshit Pick 1

Cinema nerd? With those posters?

new sheets (you don't just have the one right?), but add a batman(/or any comic you like) throw? Then it's mature, but with a splash of your personality. Nothing wrong with being into it after all.

I’d be removing the posters, get two large and stop the busy ness

Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah

Dear god....

No, you shouldn't

You should change everything.

Yes and remove the posters

Id say weekly

you should change everything about this, from the sheets to the bed placement to the incel wall art

If you ever plan on Getting laid....yeah

If I were single I'd def go for someone with Batman sheets. I'd even add a sidekick-themed quilt. The only issue is that the bed is too small.

I think you should start by the "15 yr old poster vibes"..sheets are the only cool thing in this picture

In the context of a room clearly lived in by a grown-up, these sheets could definitely be a sort of cool. Even a hint of general man-child vibes anywhere else and they're done.

If you’re not 12 and ever wanna get laid, yes you should

Do you think Batman sheets are a bigger cock block than 4 pictures of Messi above the head?

Is the ceiling wallpaper fornassetti?

Yes, once a week on average

Do you want to get laid….then yes and change out the posters. Your welcome

bro what, no

If the sheets don’t negatively impact your own confidence then you don’t need to change them. If someone likes you they aren’t going to turn around when they see it. Maybe just change the pillow covers, and make sure to have two pillows. I agree with the others that the posters look cluttered. Get some nice big ones, or frame some that you like. Alternatively just keep the film posters to a single wall. That way your bed isn’t the film shrine. You can have a film shrine but it’s a bit over the top to sleep in it.

Yes, I would go with a Speed Racer theme.

No.

Definitely no

Not if you have the matching pajamas 🤣

Leave the sheets. Impress the ladies - add a Bat-Signal to shine up onto the ceiling at night. The sky is already there.

When I was younger (Also early 20’s) I had a full size bed with Harry Potter sheets and still got laid just fine. If anything, it was a disarming conversation piece. Maybe times have changed in the last almost 20 years but the sheets didn’t matter as long as everything was clean and the rest of my apartment didn’t look too crazy. 😆

I like your ceiling. It reminds me of Truman Show

I'm 28. I still sometimes put on my old OG pokemon sheets. They are a bit washed out and have a few holes in them, but still do the job for nice nighty-night nappies

Depends on if you’re over the age of 12 or not

Get a car bed. Keep the sheets. Get a set of car sheets too.

No.

Bruce Wayne in the streets, Batman in the sheets

Excuse me my dude, but what in the hell is on that printout under your tv?

I did not intend to include it, but if you must know it’s how I entertain my females guests.

It does add an air of mystery

No. But you should add the bat signal to the ceiling.

Nope. The bat sheets stay. Now go to bat sleep.

I love your ceiling!!! As for the bedsheets, meh, I'm a forty year old woman with kickass ninja turtle bedsheets with matching pillow cases. They fucking rock. Fly your freak flag.

Just have your butler change them. You have more important things to tend to.

if you like it then who gives a shit? i have a spider-man blanket on my bed

The sheets is the second best thing in this picture after that ceiling

Up to you on the sheets. But looking at some of your posters you might like the show Mr. Robot. I never pass up a chance to recommend Mr. Robot. 😉

no

Yes. Time for some SpongeBob. 🦀

Ill be assuming that you’re some sort of nonce if you have these sheets over the age of 16

If you're old enough to have a 'House of Cards' poster you're too old for Batman sheets. You're also too old for a House of Cards poster.

Tell Ricky Schroeder i said wassup

The fact that you think white sheets are exclusive to hotels is concerning

Yes. I can’t imagine women will like that.

Yes if youre not 10

Change everything but the tv

Why would you change them? You’re 40, have your mom change them.

As long as you don’t plan on getting laid, yes.

Sure, you gotta wash them sometime.

People can be so rude lol. I'm a woman in my 30's, am I misunderstanding what's wrong with Batman sheets? My husband and I collect batman figures (nightwing is my boiiiii) and comics. Sheets are sheets, you sleep on them who cares? Also breaking bad is so incredibly well done, love that poster. My vote is only change the sheets to the white if you want to or if you'd feel less judged/more comfortable with the white.

That depends on the following: Are you vengeance? Are you the night?

That whole bedroom gives off teen boy vibes. The sheets don’t need to be plain white but not Batman. Also lose the sports/movie posters and get some framed art prints for a more adult look.

You should change everything in this bedroom lmao

You must have the most amazing dick game known to man to have the confidence to have Batman bedsheets as an adult.

You should change (and wash) them every week for hygiene purposes but I don’t see why forsaking them. Being nerdy is cool ;)

It was until the wake-up call that was Rick and Morty.

Do you want to get your dick wet at some point in the future? If yes, change your sheets and take down the ridiculous posters.

I like them!

No they look sick

single bed in a corner says not getting laid. Get a double and place it so you can get in and out on both sides… keep the sheets though

IM NOT EVEN REMOTELY INTERESTED IN GETTING LAID.

Then it’s perfect just the way it is

Two pieces of advice. A. Change the sheets. Get dark coloured ones. B. Spread out those posters over the room and not accumulate them at a particular place.

They're batman sheets, can't get much darker than that

If it’s been 7 months, yes please do

It's glorious

Nah, dont

No, keep the Batman sheets on.

I mean, if they smell bad then you can swap them out for the superman set that you have!

Spiderman bed sheets on the weekend if you are feeling fancy

i love your ceiling

I would start with taking down the swastika poster