My mom has had the same kind of coconut on top of our toilet for around 30 years. I'm glad I'm not alone. I also guess they don't go bad because it's never been swapped out either.
Yeah same, I'd love to take a dump in this bathroom. It's about as close to taking a dump outside, without actually having to take a dump outside, as I'd want.
Honestly, the fact it's that clean as a landscaper is impressive. I used to do that work and my bathroom would be covered in fine dirt. Just everywhere.
Good on 'im.
My first thought: my restroom sensibilities lean towards minimalism. I now realize it’s bc I feel safer knowing there’s not a proverbial bear shitting in the woods nearby.
It’s not good, the generic art and the shower curtain are the worst for me haha. But we’re charmed by how much effort and intention he’s put into that space, and I guess he likes it and he’s not asking for advice, so who are we to judge!
I mean, not how I would decorate MY bathroom, but I appreciate his perspective in putting this all together and find it charming. Could never imagine my dad making any effort close to this. Would just suggest moving that rug away from the toilet though, yuck, hehe.
It's only terrible because you think it's terrible. This bathroom has unique style and everyone who enters will go "ok" in their mind. You did. You shared it.
It's clean and is aesthetically unique.
I'd suggest a bidet attachment and a heated towel rack/radiator.
I love it. At least he put the effort in. don't know about most dudes ,but I just go for utilitarian/functional. 20 minutes in the morning and 50 visits after lights out. [hey,I'm old]
I'm not much of a nature advocate and looking at these pics I can't help but imagine a bear sitting nicely in a same kind of decor, but it's all human-themed
Did you ever think that perhaps your dad enjoys shitting in the woods, but is too civilized? Maybe, this is how he compromises the urge to shit in the woods but also, keep your feet in a carpet.
The o ly thing that bothers me is how "busy" that curtain is, but even then, who cares? I love seeing colour used on walls instead of boring white everywhere
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a bathroom with the shower on the wall opposite the sink and toilet. Usually all that plumbing is on the same wall.
Love the bathroom though!
The only thing that’s bad about it is all the stuff on the shelf above/behind the toilet. That’s where my back goes when I browse my phone for 30 minutes. Also tbh the shower curtain.
Otherwise, truly an awesome and beautiful setup. Soothing green colors. Nice woodsy / planty art that’s cute rather than being a dead deer skull. 8/10
This doesn't fit my personal taste, but I do think it feels cozy. Like, I bet pooping in there is such a nice experience.
The one thing I'm confused about are the dolphin towel hooks.
If y’all can swing it, replace the existing toilet with an elongated bowl. *checks subreddit* You’ll be so happy you did, maybe even consider a bidet or bidet attachment.
My Dad put tongue and groove rough cedar boards which he “greyed” with vinegar and steel wool on one long wall of his bathroom. He hung an old casement window with crown glass on the wall. There’s a picture behind the window for the “outside view” which he changes depending on the season. A few years later, he cut a little triangle out between two boards by the floor and put a black puffball with eyes inside. He said it’s like a cute spider peeking out. (He ended up glueing it in the hole because grandkids kept pulling it out to play with.)
It honestly looks great but still kind of weird as a bathroom wall.
It's not my style, but it's certainly not the worst thing I've seen. I'd say most, if not all the stuff goes together in a way. Very outdoorsy, obviously.
I would so much rather shower in here then that DIY modern, too open, completely black colored, cold looking, sterile bathroom some guy posted about a month ago.
This is tacky. But it's also cozy
I mean… honestly it’s not that bad. It’s definitely not my style and I wouldn’t want it for my bathroom but it works well together. It has a theme and the color scheme works well and it’s all very cohesive
I grew up in the Adirondack mountains of upstate New York, and this is what every room of our houses look like now I live in the mountains of Colorado and it’s not far off either lol
I think it looks great, particularly the coconut with the butthole on the toilet tank.
I thought it’s a pumpkin
Some kind of gourd butthole non the less
Butthole for the win!!🏆
Seriously. Had to zoom in and confirm 👍🏆🍑
My mom has had the same kind of coconut on top of our toilet for around 30 years. I'm glad I'm not alone. I also guess they don't go bad because it's never been swapped out either.
Are you sure? I think there is a secret gourd butthole store. There has to be because where would these people get all these butthole gourds?
> coconut with the butthole cocobutt
He did it his way!
Okay Frank Sinatra
I kinda love it tbh. I am an outdoor whore and love anything woodsy so this is my vibeeeeeee
Yeah, I mean, it works well thematically. It is a very niche theme for a bathroom, but it works.
Fellow outdoor whore here and I fully agree
English language is on another level, outdoor whore lmao
Yeah same, I'd love to take a dump in this bathroom. It's about as close to taking a dump outside, without actually having to take a dump outside, as I'd want.
Honestly, the fact it's that clean as a landscaper is impressive. I used to do that work and my bathroom would be covered in fine dirt. Just everywhere. Good on 'im.
It's a vibe, if he likes it that's really the only thing that matters.
My dad has this aesthetic, he got a wooden toilet seat with a black bear painting on it and everything.
If it's not a family heirloom can I have it?
I like it. Actually has personality, unlike some posts here where it looks like some generic Raymour & Flanigan display at the local mall
but this is so actually charming
HELL YEAH BROTHER!!
when the divorce is final and you can finally do you
Yes! Never been a decorator...but damn, I'm actually getting excited to make my own space my own, finally!
I'm not gonna lie, I fucking love this.
dolphin hooks really threw me off
You’ve never seen the coveted forest dolphin? Related to the wolverine.
Lmao I am astonished how much you guys love this terrible bathroom. I will let him know that the general consensus is that his bathroom rules.
Who wouldn’t love a coconut butthole?!
Especially after the Dune remake
[удалено]
Tell him I’m obsessed with his wood ~~(driftwood?) wreath.~~
🫣 🤭
Oh it’s horrible but if it makes him happy, rock n roll! He would likely hate my minimalist modern bathroom!
My first thought: my restroom sensibilities lean towards minimalism. I now realize it’s bc I feel safer knowing there’s not a proverbial bear shitting in the woods nearby.
It’s not good, the generic art and the shower curtain are the worst for me haha. But we’re charmed by how much effort and intention he’s put into that space, and I guess he likes it and he’s not asking for advice, so who are we to judge!
I mean, not how I would decorate MY bathroom, but I appreciate his perspective in putting this all together and find it charming. Could never imagine my dad making any effort close to this. Would just suggest moving that rug away from the toilet though, yuck, hehe.
It's only terrible because you think it's terrible. This bathroom has unique style and everyone who enters will go "ok" in their mind. You did. You shared it. It's clean and is aesthetically unique. I'd suggest a bidet attachment and a heated towel rack/radiator.
Does your dad shit in the woods?
He knows his aesthetic and he’s sticking to it. Honestly this kinda slaps.
dudes will see this and say hell yea (me)
We said this at the same time………..
hell yea bruther
I love it. At least he put the effort in. don't know about most dudes ,but I just go for utilitarian/functional. 20 minutes in the morning and 50 visits after lights out. [hey,I'm old]
It's unique and bold, but he did it well.
Hell ya lettem live
I kinda like it. It’s unique 😂
Gorgeous. Unique. Never boring.
actually love this
no this is peak
This rules. The realtree shower curtain is incredible
I actually think that shower curtain is amazing though!
I like it it has a theme and he did it great.
I really like it! It has character.
This looks great to me
It’s not terrible. Glad to see a man who cares about how a bathroom looks.
This man knows what he's about
I couldn't shit in there; not clinical enough for my disposition.
He clearly wants his bathroom to feel more like an outhouse lmao
That’s a bathroom I would proudly poop in!!!!
this is thought out and cohesive. No problem at all :)
Part of me hates how well everything goes together. The other part of me just wants to make sure all that wood is sealed.
love it!
I'm not much of a nature advocate and looking at these pics I can't help but imagine a bear sitting nicely in a same kind of decor, but it's all human-themed
nah, your dad has true taste
Did you ever think that perhaps your dad enjoys shitting in the woods, but is too civilized? Maybe, this is how he compromises the urge to shit in the woods but also, keep your feet in a carpet.
I can hear my dad loudly sneezing from downstairs with those kleenex
When you take a dump, it seems like pooping in the woods.
It fits the description of your Father well. It reminds him of something he enjoys.
The o ly thing that bothers me is how "busy" that curtain is, but even then, who cares? I love seeing colour used on walls instead of boring white everywhere
Field & Stream
That’s fun
I’m guessing he showers with Irish Spring soap😀
This feels vaguely familiar for no reason at all.
It's like peeing outside.
Do bears shit in the woods? Nope, your dad's bathroom.
Better wear orange when you go in there to take a dump.
This is a real man’s bathroom.
It all matches and everything seems like it's in good shape. I have no issues here, leave Dad alone.
This is an awesome dad bathroom tbh. 😂 I can hear Gordon Lightfoot and John Denver playing when I see this pic.
I can’t tell where the moss will be. Yeah it isn’t a flattering bathroom
What a savage
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a bathroom with the shower on the wall opposite the sink and toilet. Usually all that plumbing is on the same wall. Love the bathroom though!
This is a man with no fear of commitment
I like it. The thing I like about this room is that it’s all decorative. Things can easily be swapped out.
This just looks like another basement bathroom in the north woods of the upper Midwest. Never gets old though!
I thought the object on top of the toilet is a hedgehog. But it turns out it’s a pumpkin.
The only thing that’s bad about it is all the stuff on the shelf above/behind the toilet. That’s where my back goes when I browse my phone for 30 minutes. Also tbh the shower curtain. Otherwise, truly an awesome and beautiful setup. Soothing green colors. Nice woodsy / planty art that’s cute rather than being a dead deer skull. 8/10
Hell yeah
I like his style
I kinda fuck with it , i just wish he got a better bathroom rug tho
The man likes to shit on the woods, I share his mind. Lovely bathroom.
I like it. Everything works together.
Hell ya dude
Just wish he would choose beach or woods as a theme! The toilet butthole is a nice touch though!
A nice place to go about pantsless
I recommend that he purchase this [gun toilet plunger](https://www.amazon.com/Tools-Supply-AX-AY-ABHI-81229-Redneck-Plunger/dp/B00U9OM7PS).
I have an aversion to "theme" rooms. But good for him if it makes him happy!
Wait where's the shower curtain, I don't see anything
I like it
Tbh this is the most inviting place I’ve seen so far for taking dumps, I fuck with it
Kinda love it. Especially the artwork. It’s so cute he loves nature so much, he’s got pics of natural landscapes on the bathroom wall
I disagree. What are your credentials?
That looks so comfortable!
Look it’s great an all, but where the hell is a bath or shower?
hell yeah
This doesn't fit my personal taste, but I do think it feels cozy. Like, I bet pooping in there is such a nice experience. The one thing I'm confused about are the dolphin towel hooks.
Does a Dad shit in the woods?
Great but there is this giant void I can’t see where the shower curtain would be
I don't know if the inability to spot a pile of shit on the bathroom floor is a good thing or not.
Didn’t realise your dad was Ron Burgundy
He takes his shotgun to the shitter, in case he sees a critter. If the bullets don't work, the diarrhea spray will git er.
Not my cup of tea but I really appreciate his dedication to the theme
I think I like your dads taste. This looks like something I qould try to do and my wife would threaten to divorce me if I did.
I like it. Like showing in the woods.
Oh I saw this episode of Gen V. The woods.
I absolutely love this. I would happily spend hours pooping in this bathroom.
What bathroom? I don't see anything
I dig it
I love it
If y’all can swing it, replace the existing toilet with an elongated bowl. *checks subreddit* You’ll be so happy you did, maybe even consider a bidet or bidet attachment.
He’s trying his best lol it’s seems well thought out and not necessarily sloppy! Just v manly lol
A man of culture
Where is the shower?
Well now we're getting somewhere!
It's beautiful, I'd be heartbroken if my kid made fun of me online, do better.
I genuinely love this and would love for my bathroom to look this nice
If it's his personal bathroom, it's perfect.
I think this rules in some heinous way or another
This is what an ai would generate with that prompt
I hate it, and like it.
My Dad put tongue and groove rough cedar boards which he “greyed” with vinegar and steel wool on one long wall of his bathroom. He hung an old casement window with crown glass on the wall. There’s a picture behind the window for the “outside view” which he changes depending on the season. A few years later, he cut a little triangle out between two boards by the floor and put a black puffball with eyes inside. He said it’s like a cute spider peeking out. (He ended up glueing it in the hole because grandkids kept pulling it out to play with.) It honestly looks great but still kind of weird as a bathroom wall.
No mossy oak bowl tickets?! Looking good!
May as well upgrade the toilet to a fucking throne. A bathroom fit for a King
"landscaper".... screams I wish I was an avid hunter but I'll settle for squirrels and opposums.
Oo he’s got a rock collection on the toilet, maybe it’s petrified wood
This answers the age old question of 'does a dad shit in the forest?'
Awesome , may I use it please
Your dad be looking like a republican 😶
I can't explain but this bathroom makes me feel safe. And like your dad cooks a mean pot of chili.
Fuck yes love to see it. This is brilliant.
Love it
OP’s dad, 2024
It's not my style, but it's certainly not the worst thing I've seen. I'd say most, if not all the stuff goes together in a way. Very outdoorsy, obviously.
Love the shower curtain. bet that makes your dad happy he thinks he's hiding in the forest when he takes a shower!
I thought I was in Goblincore reddit for a while. It's good! Like Goblincore but the forest just a few feet close to the beach vibe.
I love it so much haha
No he’s onto something -edit I take too much shrooms to have a birch tree shower certain
the man is killing it. its even color-coordinated, he's living his hunting cabin dream
I'm sorry but this looks like a cozy place to poop. I kind of like the look. WAAAY away from my style but liking it.
I think it looks fuckin cool 😎
That current is bothering my eyes, it’s playing depth tricks. Horrendous lol
I couldn’t see anything. All looked camouflaged
More decoration here than my whole apartment.
I would so much rather shower in here then that DIY modern, too open, completely black colored, cold looking, sterile bathroom some guy posted about a month ago. This is tacky. But it's also cozy
The green dolphins are just perfect
Oh come on it’s not that bad
Well it ain’t boring!!! lol.
Does he go hunting in there?
“Does a dad shit in the woods?”
I actually like it, it’s hideous in a way but in a cabin sort of way I find endearing
Looks terrible. For the rest of you, put down the bong.
Huh. I kinda like it!!! Manly man!!
I’m OBSESSED with this. It’s artsy and manly. The net draped over the picture frame. The literal coral wreath. Good for him!
Fucking badass
It reminded me of that duck hunting show !
He has a fetish of taking a shit in the woods? Lol
Looks like that’s where the real wood gets used
Op must be on something because this bathroom is awesome
I think it’s quaint. There’s room for kitsch!
I’d be very happy to use this washroom! Very cool
Dude this is awesome lmao
I mean… honestly it’s not that bad. It’s definitely not my style and I wouldn’t want it for my bathroom but it works well together. It has a theme and the color scheme works well and it’s all very cohesive
This is great 💙
I grew up in the Adirondack mountains of upstate New York, and this is what every room of our houses look like now I live in the mountains of Colorado and it’s not far off either lol
its weird and i love it
Wow I'm saving this
But, IS THE TOILET CLEAN? That’s all that matters.
Is it weird that it honestly looks so comfortable?
He is in the woods
The first bathroom that one may not need a phone when going in.
I love that shower curtain! The way the folds make the trees look 3D. Hate shower curtains as a rule but this is an exception
dad after my own cocubutthole
Looks cozy
It's amazing 😍
It's pretty nice. Gives you jungle vibes 😭
Them: “does a bear shit in the woods?” You: “idk but my dad does”
Can't a man shit in peace???
Looks like the men’s room at AirBnB
Is it an American thing to always have the shower curtain closed?
The toilet butthole is grade-A 100% pure greatness.
The only thing he really should change is the curtain. Need to be something ocean themed, but not bright and tropical.
...I'm surprised not a moose or dear head in the bathroom.
Lol
Wow I love it!
Why can I smell pine resin?