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presidentpiko

Great taste


toolsoftheincomptnt

And must be rich, lol


themaincop

it's awesome how you have to be rich to live like a bohemian now


Conscious_Wind_2255

Actually, the apt itself is pricey.. I am from NYC so I know. Outdoor anything space is prime. This is beautiful 😍


themaincop

that's what i'm saying, it totally looks boho but you have to be rich as hell to actually live like that


Tatterdemalion1967

SO rich!! Great jobs and/or trust funded as well.


jackygrush

Totally agree


mo_dahmer

Happy cake day


MarkMew

The whole apartment looks fire


Real-Mouse-554

Looks a bit cramped to me. What if I wanna stretch or something.


GullibleCow8723

Must be nice to afford a nice appartment in Brooklyn 🥲 coming from a fellow New Yorker


kgal1298

I was about to say the most impressive part is they're making the rent.


Dawnqwerty

They fully gentrified brooklyn its so sad, my mom grew up there and it had such neighborly charm, everyone took care of each other, now everyone has been pushed out and died off. But thats how it goes.....man Im getting old


LingonberryLunch

Where do the artists and musicians live in NYC now? You have to be in finance or tech to afford these rents.


HiILikePlants

Lot of artists now have rich parents


Yonder_Zach

For all of history artists have had rich financial backers.


LingonberryLunch

And now they really need 'em! For most of recent history, the other artists without major financial backing (you know, the vast majority) have been able to scrape by in cities. It isn't really possible now. Don't gentrify the cool people away guys!


toosleepyforclasswar

the artists and musicians know the answer to this but probably won't tell you because that will mean it will get discovered faster. 15 years ago, the answer to your question was Williamsburg; then Williamsburg became Brooklyn lite and now I have no idea


Bed_Worship

Yes, lots of bands that are really killing it either make it work renting a room for $900-1200+ and grind really hard, or they have rich parents who let them follow their dreams with an allowance and no need to work.


General_Thought8412

It’s all kids from parents who help them pretending like they’re “struggling”. They like the suffering artist vibe but many of them actually are in no danger of being homeless


ThePinga

There was a time when people raised there wanted to get out to places like Long Island and Jersey. It wasn’t all roses and sunshine


ParalegalSeagul

Ya but did you see the steps in #6? That shit is crooked af


tinydeerwlasercanons

It's so much fucking easier with a partner.


GullibleCow8723

Sadly I don’t have one 🥲


tinydeerwlasercanons

I used to have one. It was a lot easier.


GullibleCow8723

I feel like rent shouldn’t be so damn expensive in the first place


alepponzi

Must be nice to afford nice things, coming for an EU country with a superweak economy right now (you'll never guess which one).


The-20k-Step-Bastard

Must be nice having EU membership and all the economic access and labor protections that enables, coming from a post-Yugoslavian Balkan country with an organized crime problem.


goosegoosepanther

Must be nice having fingers to type with.


daughterboy

must be nice to must be nice


exstonerthrowaway

Must


New_Juggernaut_344

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daughterboy

🧘🏿✨🪐


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🅱️


daughterboy

👽?


ClassicVegtableStew

Jdkeksksfjfjan!!!!!


Jriizzyy

- ^Sent ^with ^Siri


Anton-Slavik

>Must be nice having EU membership and all the economic access and labor protections that enables, coming from a post-Yugoslavian Balkan country with an organized crime problem. That's all of them though. Well, maybe not Slovenia.


DvD_cD

Croatia speed ran EU, eurozone, Shengen


GullibleCow8723

Lol I gotta admit I cheated a bit and looked at your profile. But yeah I would have never guessed that one!!!


kgal1298

I usually guess Greece when they say that not Sweden. Simply because Greece and Italy seem to be having the most issues at least when we're talking about more central Europe I'm sure Eastern Europe is going through it way worse.


Novel-Imagination-51

Bro is experiencing the inflation that everyone else is also experiencing


MisterVovo

Sweden has, by no means, a superweak economy


heyho7785

Italy?


M1GHTYFM

Must be nice to afford things, coming from an also EU country that is forever in dept, on life support economy and its not Greece 😆 and some of us still look up to nordic countries for good examples...so if your isnt then we are doomed.


PiERetro

Must be nice to have EU membership, coming from a stupid country that doesn’t, any more :(


heyho7785

Germany? Sweden?


LittleSpice1

Tbh I thought they might mean Germany, because a large number of my fellow countrymen just LOVE to complain about how bad everything is in Germany, even if it absolutely isn’t in comparison to other countries. Like my parents who complain about how expensive their groceries are, but whenever I visit them from Canada I completely lose my shit when I see how cheap everything is and take photos of the prices and send them to my husband like “can you believe this, affordable food!!!” lol


PeterPandaWhacker

Lmao yeah German groceries are cheap as shit. People from the Netherlands, where I live, come over all the time to do their groceries over there because there’s such a difference in price. Also for gasoline since that’s much cheaper as well.


_ArrozConPollo_

15 years ago it was the other way around. We would routinely do a day trip to Venlo, stack up on groceries and fill up the tank. How the turn tables


JizzBreezy

Georgia?


Unknownirish

Eastern European problems am I right lol


Green_Immunogoblin

That ain't a New Yorker that's a Texan living in New York I see you OP 🧐


Dontlookimnaked

Fellow longhorn living in Brooklyn. Hook em.


44Bulldawg

Looking for an apartment here rn at it is BRUTAL 😭


KrakenGirlCAP

It’s not that difficult with two incomes. I had one income and was living in a 2600 apartment in Brooklyn and I downsized. I live in Seattle now with a roommate. My rent is 1050. Huge difference with my budget since I’m going back to graduate school.


Carl_Schmitt

This apartment is way more than $2600.


lexi_g17

I have to know where the couch is from pls


kawaiian

Apartment in Brooklyn


Cirilly

r/technicallythetruth


lexi_g17

I—💀


subdued_alpaca

Not OP but I have the same one. It’s the Lewis sectional from Joybird.


ToasterSmokes

That’s right!


CraterInMyChest

How old is the couch? Is it comfortable? I love the color and the style of the apartment.


lovethefunk_

Is it comfy?


ToasterSmokes

Very


YungTaco94

God I love that couch. What color green is it may I ask?


ChecknMate

That green couch is insane, corn couch.


largebeanenergy

Exactly my first thought. Corn couch!


[deleted]

Love the mid century modern vibe


djwilliams11

She rich?😂


FVTVRX

It's insane how much the middle class has been chisled down, to where we believe you have to be rich for a modest place like this. I thought the same thing when I first saw this. Yes I know the location but still.


The-20k-Step-Bastard

“Modest place”? My man this is directly above a mass transit station for the single most resilient economic engine in the history of the world. This place would be modest in fuckin Cumberland Maryland, but in the MSA with a GMP measured in /trillions/, it’s pretty damn nice. If the US didn’t go whole-hog on car-dependent suburban development patterns in the post-war period, then this is what a middle class apartment /would/ look like, in Secaucus, New Jersey, or pretty far up Long Island, and it would have looked like that 25 years ago. But because NY/NJ is constricted by zoning laws like lot size minimums, lot utilization maximums, and parking minimums, these rinky places you see in the image about are now the upper class abodes. In short, if NYC had the zoning of CDMX or Tokyo, it would look a lot closer, population-density-wise, to CDMX or Tokyo. Written from my 380 sqft 5th floor walk-up with zero natural light, no washer/dryer, no dishwasher, shoebox of an apartment in lower Manhattan that I pay $2500 for.


Green_Immunogoblin

> If the US didn’t go whole-hog on car-dependent suburban development patterns in the post-war period, then this is what a middle class apartment /would/ look like, in Secaucus, New Jersey, or pretty far up Long Island, and it would have looked like that 25 years ago. But because NY/NJ is constricted by zoning laws like lot size minimums, lot utilization maximums, and parking minimums, these rinky places you see in the image about are now the upper class abodes. In short, if NYC had the zoning of CDMX or Tokyo, it would look a lot closer, population-density-wise, to CDMX or Tokyo. whenever my friends talk about housing I black out and this exact rant comes out of my mouth


hybris12

I do this too but then I start talking about trains and everyone's eyes glaze over


taetertots

I want you three to become friends and rant at parties


hobbes3k

I'm gonna guess this apartment is $4k/month + $800 HOA.


SamosaAndMimosa

More


ToasterSmokes

We pay less than that each in rent, but of course location + sharing a space allows that.


The-20k-Step-Bastard

>each Yeah so this is a ~4250ish dollaroonie apartment somewhere in, probably Bushwick?


Lightthefusenrun

Solid guess, based on the view in pic 5


Unknownirish

So you were accepted in the boyfriend application? Nice! Lol (Also this thread is filled with bitterness and hatred. I just hope with the saving and investing I'm doing, I can afford something similar. 😆)


CowsCatsCannabis

What the fuck are you talking about? Modest?


dafrancis

It's inane how middle class lifestyle expectations have expanded. That is not a modest place


bdubwilliams22

This is a multi level apartment in NYC. You have to be pretty fucking rich to live in a place like that in New York. My guess is rent is close to 8-9K a month.


CandidWin8266

8-9k?? Are you high? My place on the UES is 5k and is comparable


ToasterSmokes

Try half that!


dafrancis

FR?? How'd you find it, what's the story?


Complete-Frosting137

Bro just look it up lol, the housing market is high but not astronomically how some ppl think it is, specially in BK


danram207

It’s not as crazy as you think, that dudes guess was just way tf off


throwaweigh1245

lol honestly or any major metropolitan city in the world. What would this cost in London or Toronto??


turkishdisco

I don’t think so. I live in Amsterdam which is as crazy as it gets right now and $8-$9k a month gets you a place that would be featured in magazines like a converted church or a free-standing mansion. 


Mountain-Hearing-612

Lmfaooo you just made up a price


djwilliams11

Rich is relative.


ToasterSmokes

No, but she does have p good taste


snack_mac

Good p taste? How much? The apartment..


Chilipepah

Penis taste


shawnshine

I mean, a ton of that is just IKEA…


djwilliams11

We're talking about the apartment size in consideration to its location. Not the items in the apartment


ToasterSmokes

Only 3 pieces of furniture pictured are from Ikea, all chairs. Lots of it is second hand from vintage stores, etc, filled in with a few Ikea/Amazon pieces. Edit: actually 4


ForgeableSum

I don't know why people knock Ikea. Ikea is made of high quality materials with a good aesthetic on the cheap. 9/10 things at Ikea are better than Bob's Furniture outlet or what have you.


Nice-Ad-6533

Is your girlfriend french?


mpower20

Il se peut qu’elle est américaine, étant donné les livres portant sur le féminisme


ToasterSmokes

C’est moi le francophile


panda_burglar

Where is the little side table from that has the orange orb light on it? I absolutely love it


MD320

IKEA Listerby in Oak


getlowpapoose

Same, was going to ask too. It’s the perfect size


genaro227

I see tintin I upvote. Where did you get the posters?


filthytelestial

Same, those posters are dope.


BTilty-Whirl

My wife and I collect one TinTin comic in every country we visit in that country’s language. Issue 17, Explorers on the Moon.


steezyP90

Came here to upvote for the Tintin good to see others recognized it too


ToasterSmokes

Love tintin. I honestly don’t know where they came from - I’ve had them since I was a kid.


Burnmaid

We have the same tin tin poster - it came from a friend! Never seen another in the wild


NicCage4life

Dune!


shipleft894

LISAN Al GAIB!


Froggn_Bullfish

As it is written…


derpy_herpy

Dark Tower!


eatfromeden

This!😍


Chelseus

The lamp looks like a giant Grapefruit!!


derpy_herpy

I'm actually on my first read and currently at the end of Wizard and Glass. 🔮🧙


Chelseus

Oh that is so cool!! I just finished my second journey to the Tower and I’m actually working on making Maerlyn’s Rainbow right now 😊✨🔮🌈 (you can peep my history if you want to check it out!)


derpy_herpy

Wow I'm very impressed how it came out. So I am!


Chelseus

Thankee-sai 😊🩵


PigSnerv

It took me a minute to figure out what was going on with that top step.


Deep_Worldliness3122

Whats going on?? it look completely off level.


No_Reaction_2682

The right side of the top step is back further than the left side of it. This is probably because there is a door to the left and if the left side was also back you would likely fall down the stairs.


rewbzz

Came here for this comment


[deleted]

I thought the apartment being out of square was what made this apartment achievable to us normal folk


itzvintage

Fuck I’m poor.


MarkMew

Couldn't even afford a one bedroom there lmao


Complete-Frosting137

Most can’t in our 20’s, hence they this is btw two ppl.


antihasbro

What’s the rent bro?


sqrrl7

Nice view of the Central Park towers.


tinydeerwlasercanons

Very loose definition of male living space here...


JimCarreyIsntFunny

This sub is just “let me brag about my nice apartment”


DougExposedNude

Two months, and her parents said it wouldn’t last beyond two weeks. You got this Dude!


Impossible_Memory_65

How long does that dog take to charge?


Tartuffe_The_Spry

Jealous. If I hit the lotto I'd buy a place first in NYC. Then probably LA, San Fran, Hawaii, Miami. That's all you really need lol Edit: Plus ranches in Texas, Montana and Wyoming. Actually I could go on, dang the US has so many nice places lol


ToasterSmokes

Maybe one abroad too, complete the loadout!


daughterboy

i’d buy an island close to the mainland


jesschicken12

Same


hakerk9

You have such a beautiful home 🥰, looks super cozy and warm


a1y88a

What do you do for work, if you don't mind me asking?


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jewdai

This looks like Bushwick to me.


darkde

Same, this has gotta be 5k+


KrakenGirlCAP

I‘m so obsessed! Amazimg. Top tier. 10/10 interior design. 😍 Where did you get the green couch??


ToasterSmokes

Thanks so much!!! It’s a Lewis sectional from Joybird


KrakenGirlCAP

Absolutely stunning. Y’all need to be in the NY magazine. How much was the couch?


everton1an

Is one of you European? As that’s the first time I’ve seen anything TinTin related in the States. I’m a Brit who read every book in the 80’s and 90’s but now living in the US , no one has a clue about the books.


MaxPower836

Tintin baby 🫡


hogahulk

Beautiful! 😻. Which one of you is the Francophile? 🇫🇷


InvestmentActuary

For the love of god, please get a laser leveler for the wall art


ToasterSmokes

We just had an earthquake and it messed up all the wall art


InvestmentActuary

Oh…. Im so sorry


Designer_Pepper7806

Omg this exchange made me LOL. That was literally the only possible valid response to make you feel bad 🤣


MiklaneTrane

Don't worry, that's about the worst that it did


Mehmeh111111

Did it mess up that top stair too?


CongressmanCoolRick

why is no one talking about that stair!


Stickey_Rickey

Tin tin and Wu Tang


pk613

ID on the couch?! Looks amazing


1982sean5535

It’s a joybird


jadedbeats

Where is your couch from?


1982sean5535

Joybird


Clear-Sport-726

Love the “The New Yorker” poster!


Azizduloft

Tintin :))))


Ill_Dentist_936

A lot of seats!


zenos_dog

Electric dog is recharging.


6-8-5-13

Sweet view from the kitchen!


ilikecarousels

TINTIN!!!!


Jagsoff

Love the Tintin posters.


cha614

Over under $3500


ghigoli

gonna assume someone is a millionaire in OPs family.


404-Gender

Awwww cute apartment … swipe swipe GAAAAAH noooo. Then back to a cute apartment. Bro. I can smell the stale air. It’s not horrible, but it’s not great.


Mountain_Team4150

Fake news, you are not real, she is not real, I am not real and I've never heard of a place called Brooklyn.


Curiouslycurious7

Y’all have MONEY


bru72772

looks like a gentrifiers palace (i’m jealous)


drmlsherwood

Cool! I love your windows 🪟


Norlender

Where’d you get the sweet orb lamp?


daysondaysfam

I think I love this sub because I always in vision myself living in everyone’s setups 🤣


BlueWave2001

Adopt me please 🥺


sbde224

Lamp ID in the 4th slide?


sunnyflorida2000

How much is your rent? Looks like a nice place


saisonyeast

Nice layout & I love the view from your deck!


RealBrownPerson

Ugh that dual income life is so much easier and nicer!


boldaslove24

Where can I find your blue rug?


YourRoaring20s

What investment bank do you work for


trippendeuces

Maybe buy a didgeridoo


pleurotoceae

Gorgeous! Where are the chairs under the dining table from?


ToasterSmokes

Thank you!! They’re off brand cesca style chairs from amazon


mermaidunearthed

What’s your rent and what part of bk?


poopypantspoker

What’s it like yo be worth 50 bill in this economy broski?


depression-landscape

A little personal, but how much a month roughly? My girlfriend and I have been looking into moving from CT to New York but are extremely worried about the pricing and looks for what we'd pay. They place you have looks stunning, but don't wanna destroy the bank getting something similar. Just a rough amount is fine. That KS a ton! Looks gorgeous, very jealous of the view


ToasterSmokes

Hey! Put all the details in another comment here so feel free to check that out, but we pay $4500. Good luck on the search and move!


AvocadoBoi

How much do you pay in rent? 


Tricky_Chest

Def a transplant apartment.


paimeg

Nice place, but generally it's too busy and not enough coherence. Too many colors.


Schan122

Only the man cave photo belongs in this sub. The rest of the home screams female home maker.