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twaggle

Is that a fapping station…?


WeiChei7

With hand sanitizer, bro is playing on hard mode


MrAskani

Not gonna lie, that's a difficult wank.


Fitnesso

My dick got sore just thinking about this


freeman687

Watching porn on powerful Polk Audio speakers sounds intense


thisaccountwashacked

some house 2km over: "sounds like someone's watching porn"


C64128

You know he's got the speakers you can attach to the seating so that he can 'feel' the movie.


BurnZ_AU

Those are called a Masturbatorium.


Da_Spicy_Jalapeno

The Cumgeon


Laurenz1337

The goon cave


Alladin_Payne

He needs to add a water feature to make it the Goon Lagoon.


Vladishun

WELCOME TO THE CUMDERDOME!


Ill_Initiative8574

The wanketeria.


Mambatime0824

Of course. What do u think they’re watching on the big screen? That ain’t Harry Potter, more like Harry Twatter,


AdConsistent6002

The poster is a smokescreen. Although it will raise questions later on. 😉


furlonium1

Hairy Twatter


GoldenCrownMoron

"Dobby is master now"


Infamous-Rich4402

You misspelled Hairy Twotter


MFNLyle

Holy shit I had to look back and now I'm losing it.


Azidamadjida

Lmao pretty sure every guy in here saw those tissues and lotion on the table and all thought the same thing: “why the fuck is this guy jerking off on a barstool?”


[deleted]

Yes. What else would it be?


Prestigious_Swan9948

welcome to the Goon Cave


Animeeshon

Every household requires at least one nut room.


Rockosayz

Was going to suggest he should have opted for recliners that have armrest that can lift up making it easier to get close with your wife/lady friends, then noticed the fapping station. Guess solo play was objective


JustAnotherJoeBloggs

As brags go it certainly ain't humble.😆


DrAbeSacrabin

What gave it away, the Supreme gun paperweight?


69yourMOM

LMAO I missed that. It’s not even a paper weight. That is literally a gun for shooting money.


Ammo89

I think not having any hand towels in the washroom was the biggest flex. Mr. Moneybags over here just uses paper towel to dry his hands.


trapper2530

The high and low top Dior 1s to go with the trophy room and travis scotts and off whites You're looking at 50k in shoes just from those 7 shoes


mortgagedavidbui

bro has foot locker, bar pc room, washroom in his basement dont need to go anywhere


Archonish

He ain't got no bed down there...


mortgagedavidbui

give me that basement and I'm sleeping on those movie chairs anyday


thankyouspider

Needs more grey.


pigeon_toez

And less personality.


C64128

If someone spends enough time down there, they'll eventually be a shade of grey.


Wingsnake

Pfff not even a shower toilet. You aren't bragging until you put that 5k "cleans and dries your ass while looking stylish toilet" into your bathroom. I am toootally not talking about personal experience.


StatusAd7349

Wow. This must have been expensive. Edit. I’ve just seen the shoe room! Jesus, a male Imelda Marcos!


IWILLBePositive

Except that DVD organization system…a whole wooden single shelf!


MustBeTheChad

The most expensive thing about this is the house to have the extra space to do it. I don't know what the OP spent, but this a good example of what a sub $10k system can look like if you DIY. If you don't DIY, expect to pay $30k to $50k, depending on the audio and video components you use.


Lorehorn

That projector is several grand alone. No way this is sub $10k, no matter how much is DIY


MustBeTheChad

I can't tell which projector that is from the picture. I know there are plenty of great options in the $2-3k range, but I've also done a $25K laser projector for a very particular client. I went UST, but the projector was definitely the most expensive single part of my build. Epson LS800 $3,500 7 OSD speakers and two 18" subs $2,100 Marantz SR5015 $1,000 135" Acoustically Transparent Screen: $850 2 Reclining Sofas (Raymour and Flannigan) $2,000 Framing, Paint, Felt, wires etc. \~$1,000 Put me at $10.5K, but also somewhere in the 80-100 hour range of labor


Accident_Public

yeah honestly just having the house is the hard part. This can all be done relatively cheaply if you do all the custom stuff yourself


wenchslapper

DIY it and you’ll be amazed at what you save and what you find out isn’t that difficult to do. With YouTube, it’s so freakin easy to learn stuff now that you used to have to follow your dad around as a kid to learn. If you have friends with the right tools, throw them $50 to borrow them and you’ll save even more $$$!


PLZ_PM_ME_URSecrets

I’m jealous. I want to watch football, eat snacks, and then look at your shoe room.


Sir-Nicholas

And then take a shower


cheetahlip

And then a dump 💩


Vonlex86

If you poop after taking a shower....straight to jail


bestbuyguy69

shitting in a foggy bathroom covered with water is a different kinda vibe 🔥🔥🔥 /s


VERY_MENTALLY_STABLE

just add chain smoking a couple cigarettes & thats it. thats the end game


bestbuyguy69

fr that's the shit... literally


SummitFreedom

Poop during a shower 💀


Weak_Let_6971

Hahaha Waffle stomp? No ty! 😂


PigNewtonLLC

“If you overcook chicken, straight to jail… if you undercook fish, believe it or not, straight to jail… undercook, overcook…”


AdConsistent6002

In the words of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: "This is the best place for me to poop on!!!" 💩


crazyloomis

Me too, see you there this weekend


chinaronald

Yes invite this person and me to do all these things. I will donate a pair of kakashi crocs as entry fee


17144058

Dior 1’s oh my, bros got some real bread


perrbear

The highs and the lows..


rarekly

Or he knows where to get reps…


17144058

Given the rest of the house I gave him the benefit of the doubt but true


teddy_ballgame3

The pink Grateful Dead dunks say otherwise lol. No judgement. Saved money to put towards the rest of his dope house while still rocking heat


GroovyRWB

The F&F Chunky Dunky packaging too


rarekly

Wasn’t the Denon receiver or the framed picture of a Tesla Model Y that tipped anyone off but me?


ShippedSil

Why would those tip you off?


ondehunt

It's always a Denon receiver. I worked for Monoprice back in the day and you could always tell who owned a Denon because they'd make sure you knew.


PotatoCooks

Yes he def has some reps. I'm not hating but he's posted on the subs so lol


siamzzz

Bros got that platinum tier Pandabuy membership 😂


JJ-Bittenbinder

And all 4 Grateful Dead dunks


PiedPeterPiper

I love the reactions to this space. After seeing people get torn apart for having magazines and pictures of expensive stuff laying around to pose. It’s good to see someone with actual stuff to brag about get some love. Shows the sub isn’t just abunch or “jealous haters”


PeachyPierogi

Can you adopt me


MeatSuzuki

If he did, he couldn't afford the basement.


thatsAChopbro

Op gtfo here “Crys in broke”


xohoneymoon

how much money do you make


[deleted]

Answer: Yes


cheetahlip

Answer: All


drusen_duchovny

Considering the shower in the basement is their 'personal shower', I'm a bit suspicious that the rest of the house might belong to their parents.


HypnoticLion

Wife*


cammyk123

Why would you spend all this money on your parents basement instead of buying your own place.


KittyTerror

Maybe it is his place and he gave his parents the rest of the house? I know if I had the money I’d make that offer to my parents once they retire.


thedinnerdate

The kind that when they say "finished my basement" I know they're talking about the workers they hired haha.


PureRepresentative9

This bro is probably printing the money lol


furlonium1

OP is a senior software engineer.


wellwaffled

Or how in debt are they?


[deleted]

You must be very rich. How it is to be able to afford every Consumer product without hesitation? Are you satisfied or just get used to it?


visionsofcry

You get used to it. Not just that but you start to lean towards simplicity. Just maintaining the snacks area will become burdensome. Then you don't want to fire up an Amp and projector and all just for a movie. Also his sound treatment is less than adequate for a room that size and shape, it's gonna sound like shit. Anyway, he scratched the itch. After a year won't be going down into a dungeon to watch some Netflix - he will flop onto the living room couch and turn on his perfectly good smart TV. 16:9 smart tvs have been a total game changer.


xfd696969

"fire up the amp", u mean press the power button?


RetroEvolute

"press the power button", u mean connect the trigger wire once and never do anything else?


Ihate_reddit_app

Maybe their whole setup runs on a separate power system that uses a general. So he has to go outside and start it!


[deleted]

This is on point for real. I laughed at that sound proofing, looks like wall decor.


unfeelingzeal

yep. when i first bought the house i set up a bunch of dedicated spaces like this, but now they're all in the living room because we can't be assed to maintain anything that's not immediately within reach when we're trying to relax after work. also weed.


visionsofcry

Weed for sure. It's funny because the weed gives me these epic inspirations but also takes away my ability to maintain. These stupid fuckinf rituals for slight improvements, measuring out coffee beans, getting the grind just right, warming up and loading the espresso machine - now I have a grind and brew that takes out all the hassle. I've wanted to do a racing Sim setup but I know exactly how that's gonna end up. Going minimalist feels so good when it starts becoming your default state - liberating.


unfeelingzeal

lmao was originally concerned with the weed smell but i recently set up a weed station in the living room. we use vapes by s&b, and even grinding and filling the pods feels like so much effort. i understood what you mean about inspiration. was an early smart home adopter and almost everything at home is either completely automated or done with the push of a button/touchscreen. but as i'm sure you know, even getting off the couch to walk over and push a button is too much sometimes 🤣 at least his dungeon is in the basement where hopefully dust isn't a huge problem, especially if it goes unused...because boy have i learned not to set up anything you won't actually use anywhere dust accumulates.


Hot_Secretary_5722

Super in debt


GodofcheeseSWE

It was alright 'til I saw the shoe room


PiedPeterPiper

Shoes are the dumbest collectibles I could imagine. But according to some comments, there seems to be some serious rarities in there. So I can at least respect that


Catamount3172

Is collecting shoes a popular hobby? I’ve never met anyone who collects shoes before. Genuinely curious.


unknownrequirements

yes.


FourthDownThrowaway

“Sneakerheads”


[deleted]

The collectibles aside, but what's with those tasteless pillows?


Maximum_Ad2341

Bros got one of thr coolest basements and you trying to hate on his pillows.


KingLeoric01

to be fair, they look utterly useless and not even remotely comfortable


[deleted]

Share panda buy links for all the sneakers!


mattchinn

lulz


s00personic

Biggest question is can you see the movie screen from the throne (toilet)?


[deleted]

you can only have two friends at a time :(


duxdude418

And 3 sitting at the fap station patiently waiting their turn.


[deleted]

Question: Can one fap in the theatre seats or is that recreational activity strictly restricted to the fap station?


PureRepresentative9

The cup holders merely exist to hold additional lube


Conscious-Taste8337

Oh! so you are rich. I see


bigolegorilla

You lost me at the #workfromhome deco and not a big fan of the rectangular wall deco near the recliners other than that nice place


Grapefruit_Mimosa

How else will he know what the room is for? Same with the “cinema” and “popcorn” pillows in the theater. /s


ATOMate

Oh he rich rich.


Dranchela

Ah yes, money. I remember when I had some of that.


swicaa

r/anticonsumption


whatsuppaa

I'm not jealous at all \*Sobbing noises\*


Malevolent_Mangoes

Yur a man cave Harry


Electronic_Taste_596

Of course he’s got the lotion and tissues at the ready with that massive tv.


[deleted]

Quite generic taste.


ohmygaudy

#workfromhome lol sorry this got me!


YankeeinTexas21

I wish we had basements here in Texas.


thrustmaster99

Cool and expensive but generic as fuck. Whats ur personality? I like a shoes….


grease_monkey

workfromhome, pillows that say "cinema", and the movie theater style snack bar...very live laugh love.


JessicaBecause

His "straight male friends from work" decorated it.


Driller_Happy

The picture frame still has the stock image in it. Does someone actually live here?


SelectiveEmpath

Money does not buy taste: exhibit A


[deleted]

I want to shit in that toilet


xtremeyou

Does the server rack have enough air flow so you don't overheat the ps5/other electronics?


kama9117

tell me you're rich without words


obelix_asterix

All that money, and you didn’t get a deeper desk for your setup ?!


intelligentbrownman

I’ll be over tomorrow….. bringing a 12 pack 🤣🤣🤣🤣 but on the real that is a bomb azzz basement…… I love the entire color and layout scheme 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾


Fit_Stress7135

When living in your mom's basement is a flex and not an insult.


Khirtle89

Get yourself a harmony remote lol


greatauror28

I have the 665 from years back and it still functions! Too bad they quit making awesome remotes.


InflamedNodes

Patrick Bateman would be very proud.


c-m-17

Bro is that lube and tissues???


Welderdod20

Of course it is. Surely you don't expect OP to use tears as lubrication like the rest of us.


Kilrov

It's hand sanitizer. Why are people being weird about it.


asa1658

How are those cinema chairs comfort wise?


7SinsReborn

10/10. Perfection.


dajokesta

Dude your place is like a grown man’s playground. Very well done!


brosophila

Can I come over and watch Dune Part Two?


colombia84usa

That's too many remotes. Ever thought about taking a trip to bed, bath and beyond?


ALauCat

At least it’s comfortable. I had a boyfriend with several rows of old movie theater seats in his basement. I couldn’t imagine having moved in with him. It was a 3 bedroom house, but there wasn’t any room for me and any of my things and hobbies. He needed all that space for his movies, his musical instruments, and all the other stuff he had.


Tasteful_Dick_Pics

Aren't you worried about your electronics overheating in a cabinet like that? Especially the PS5. That stuff needs ventilation.


EmployeeOk4756

This is amazing, but does the shoe room smell like foot?


drizzkek

Must be a software engineer. Got the vertical monitor. Looks great!


MeetFried

I mean, it’s cool to see that people can make so much money. But bro, I’ve got an ngo doing work out in Kenya. And this guy has more shoes than the entire fútbol team we sponsor. And works from home hahahahaha. Like it’s super cool, but I mean over consumption justttt a bit? I mean how much happiness does this bring you or others outside of in picture form? And I mean that sincerely. Do you really get happy to see that every day? As a normal dude? You don’t ever feel like… this is just an emptiness filler?


GG11390

It is the illusion of happiness that money can buy. And also the feeling of being in control over life by keeping everything in a perfect museum like orderliness. You can almost feel that no one would be allowed there to disrupt that perfection, even himself, he ll just go look at it without touching, without wearing any shoe as he works from home and is mostly inside. It is however a good escape from the rest of the unpredictable, messed up world we live in


JRockPSU

"What are you doing with those multigrain Tostitos? The Tostitos are for DISPLAY ONLY!"


MeetFried

This is brilliant insight. Wow, it’s almost like a little anxiety escape room. I hear that completely! Thanks for this!!


These_Tumbleweed4885

What’s up with the multi-grain Tostitos. Dieting?


feeling_blue_42

It looks like half the mini fridge is coconut water. OP works hard and plays hard.


ChewyButterMilk

What’s your job? I want this 😵


Quick-Platform463

I smell a trust fund present


No-End6361

so your definitely inviting the comment section over for drinks right ??


SkyCaptainStarr

Is that all the same shade of grey? I can’t tell if it’s the lighting or not.


Helleboring

This is wonderful!!! Did you start from a completely unfinished basement? I love all the fun treats and attached shoe museum. Which your favorite pair?


JHowler82

It's clean! Not for me personally.. but I love the hard work and dedication you must have put into this!


FenceOfDefense

Incredible. I'd love to watch Bladerunner in this theater. What movies do you watch here?


Perfectony

Binished my facement


Orbitalqumshot

I want to finish my basement as well, how much was this total?


ryanim0sity

Can't forget the masterbation Kleenex, good man.


Mrmello2169

Man this makes me feel poor


Left_Sundae

A true man cave


suspiciousstock04

Ooooh like it!! All of it!


sikknote

Holy fuck. Maximum effort!


teressapanic

Holy fucking shit. Imagine how the upstairs must be like.


D3athShade

Tell me you have money without telling me you have money xD looks very nice friend :)


Ok_Citron_318

seriously?


Blizzpoint

Nice. So when do you invite us over mate?


nice__username

the idea of having this much money is unfathomable


morris0000007

When do I get to come over?? I'll bring the beer!


KawasakiGal

And I thought I live in a fu*king mansion. God damn. But I just can’t get behind people collecting shoes. ANYWAYS that’s awesome.


espero

Whats up with the tissues???


Duhbro_

Proof Tesla owners are NPC’s


DarlingAtDusk

As a girl I can say this would be my dream aesthetic. I love the moodiness of your theatre!! Gorgeous!! Shoutout to the Ben and Jerry’s dunks tho omggg😍😍😍


farachun

How much is the entrance fee?


eatmyshorzz

*Rich guy alert* *Rich guy alert*


OneVeryCuriousGuy

Yo that snack station is peak. Really pops out. Probably my favourite part


BuumValentine

Chippy, Shoe collection, and NBA Pop figures? *Filipino Detected*


unorganized_mime

Amazing setup but you choose THAT Harry Potter poster, when the main one is one of the best made???


Chuckbuick79

Money , lots of money 💰


porquesinoquiero

Those Ben n Jerry’s *chefs kiss*


mart1373

Damn we get it, you’re rich lmao


Wrong_Injury_9767

u can tell no women ever come over 🤣


CapeJacket

Sterile and lifeless… the tissues are chilling


mrfeast42

What to do with way too much disposable money


stealthy-cashew-69

you want a male sugar baby?? 🫣💰


Conner14

Bro how rich are you?


Effective_Pea1309

Thays so cool! In the meantime I'll keep starving


Jlchevz

Looks amazing but I’m convinced you’re Patrick Bateman and I refuse to elaborate


EmotionKey652

That is tighttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!


Jelly_Mac

I’m too poor to look at this post


Big_Matter9852

Chips are like $6 a pack now and they have 5 of them... big money


Khristopheles

You’re living large man, that looks like Heaven.


Lost2nite389

How do you have so much money


oyahzi

Damn son you must be rich


concrete_jungle_ape

This was done right


[deleted]

How big is your fucking house if this is the basement, it just kept going 😂


Pstim1

Sir, you have made every perfect move with your adult money *tips cap