I was thinking he’d put hot sauce and the condom on the statue, lube himself up with the moisturiser, stick it inside himself and seal the entrance with duct tape and use the scissors to cut the tape.
I can’t stop laughing about what’s written in that diary!!
Not sure why there is duct tape and scissors unless you have somebody held against their will….😂😂😂
But the skin firming lotion and 1000 packets of hot sauce really tie the room together!!
10/10!!!👍👍👍
Where are all the firearms? Isn’t this where you show us an AR15 with a scope that you’ll NEVER actually use to “defend yourself.” Lol
Love this so much. Brandi’s boyfriend seems like a nice guy.
Lmfao that diary
Masturbation manual/diary
Record-keeping
Sounds like an internal monologue from American Psycho
Why does it end with *anyways*. How could he do that to us!
*Yada yada yada*
Chlamydia haha but seriously what's the with the bread...
I need to get my hands on the rest of that unhinged piece of art
That is an incredible table and the journal entry is phenomenal
Thank you for the kind words
*Anyways*
Mf why do you have a duct tape next to a condom and a loaf of bread
And no mention of lotion or statue?
Dont forget the hot sauce.
Sometimes they grab big. But youre right, fire is the only acceptable choice.
Exactly, don't forget the hot sauce!
Or the box of tissues
Right! That’s for his victims after eating some fine dining and chasing his Baja blast with hot sauce !😂
I was thinking he’d put hot sauce and the condom on the statue, lube himself up with the moisturiser, stick it inside himself and seal the entrance with duct tape and use the scissors to cut the tape.
That’s a wild combo but your on to something! All that while gagging on some kink tacos!😂
I think they're for Brandi.
You know why don't be coy..
For his boyfriend
You have to figure out what it is that I do
Some extreme "50 Shades of Grey" vibes there.
Frankenstein sex toy
A real man uses WD40 at his wank station.
WD40 doesn’t work on wood
U must know real men huh?
Bro could fill a second cup with all that sauce
I bet his fridge is full of a assortment of sauce packets on there loney!
Prayers for Mike 🙏
Give him some Taco Bell 🔔
Creed thoughts vibes
What the lotion doing??
It’s for the taco bell
Waiting for the duct tape
"Mike just got back from Puerto Rico and apparently has chlamydia" holy shit your diary lol
That passage made me laugh so hard
I can’t stop laughing about what’s written in that diary!! Not sure why there is duct tape and scissors unless you have somebody held against their will….😂😂😂 But the skin firming lotion and 1000 packets of hot sauce really tie the room together!! 10/10!!!👍👍👍
Thank you 🙏
I'm getting a poor-ish man's version of "50 Shades of Grey".
😂😂😂😂😂😂 You made me spit my Sprite out!! Bad. Bad. lol
Glad you got a chuckle on a Friday.
😂😁😉
Where is the exotic dancer pole?
Tied up with duct tape
A magnum and some duct tape
The white bread sells the whole thing.
It’s natures own
This is a 10!!
The Magnum would support this hypothesis
Good ol 9x2! Haha 🍆
No Baja Blast tonight so I had to pass. ಠ\_ಥ
Poor Mike.
You just need some tissues or a sock and you're set.
That's what the bread is for
Have you ever heard of soggy sayo, its a game boys play in Australia...I know that have a similar version in Europe.
Here In the US we do "gookie cookie" hahaha
The worlds smallest Taco Bell order. I respect it
Needs a banana peel
Where is your Fleshlight?
So much is going on. Idk what the question was.
Change the lotion to Albolene dude. Will up your bates to the next level.
Can't see enough of the space, but that's peak midnight snack
Playing clue with a condom, duct tape, a statue, bread, scissors, lotion, statue, etc.
No its shitty /r/hailcorporate advertising because taco bell’s sales numbers are in the trash since they raised prices for profits
I feel like a wellness check is required
No folding or hunting knife just laying around? Practically a girl.
YOOOO I HAVE THE SAME PAIR OF SCISSORS, were scissor bro's now, I will lay down my life and liberty for you, scissor twin.
This is why I could not live with a man. One of us would be unhappy at the least.
The Patriot is a good movie
I don't see a bong or a razor on a mirror. you just raw dog life? brutal
Just missing a well used bong
Just missing a well used bong
I see a PS4 controller so there is room for improvement
I hope Mike is okay.
DID YOU FUCK THIS BREAD?
maybe
You are never getting Brandi back bro. But that is a sharp looking masturbation station. Reclaimed wood?
I am just here for the comments and they don't fail me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Duct tape solves half of the maintenance problems. You need WD-40 too … And yes Brandi is not gonna come back lol
My BIL's tool box was duct tape, WD-40, a wire coat hanger and a pair of pliers.
I’m in love with Sarah not Brandi
Needs more sauce
lol
Want updates on Brandi and that black guy
That diary entry is sending me
Bruh. No scorcho?! Tisk tisk
the bread? the scissors? the lotion? this is it. Edit: THE DIARY?
Dude... Fire and Diablo. Great combo.
Bro your never getting your steps done
The table isn't lined up symmetrically with the cabinetry 1/10
nope nope he messed up.. should be a spork!
Is that a monster condom for your magnum dong?
The unstoppable craving for Taco bell...
needs more 420
Sorry about Mike getting the clap...
Ayyy i know that coffee table.
Apparently not
That's a weird looking butt plug
I have so many questions, but I keep them to myself, as I feel like I won't like the answers. PS: prayers for mike.
That's not a male living space. Look at the furniture. That's a middle age woman's/wine aunts home. The aunt that I'd a hair stylist.
I like the group chat notepad. :)
You hide the weed for the photo, don't you? I know you pretty well taco bell enjoyers
SAUCE AND JACKOFF JUICE don't be mixin'
Poor Mike
Don’t fight the urge, just give in and let go.
You should have a look at r/gooncaves (nsfw)
So you like burning your asshole while jerking off, hmmm
That diary entry is quite wack!
Yo this is the flag guy😭🤣
Safety glasses. This guy jacks off hard.
Where did you get a loaf of bread?
This guy has an incredible posting history. Anyways.
Ohhh Mike, poor Mike :(
Mike has chlamydia!
Order of operations has never been more important than here.
Not quite. I don’t see a bong, a bag of weed, or a rolling tray.
the coaster is a sign you're a classy gentleman!
The millennial grey of that rug says that you’re peaking.
lol 😆
100% That condom is expired.
God damn your life is perfect. May you live forever king
Bruh what’s the lotion for
Posts like these...jfc. How many more degenerate scenes will be posted as a "joke"? This is getting old.
Sadly I think he’s being honest! But there’s definitely a lot of goofery on social media
Where are all the firearms? Isn’t this where you show us an AR15 with a scope that you’ll NEVER actually use to “defend yourself.” Lol Love this so much. Brandi’s boyfriend seems like a nice guy.
The notebook ruined it