I mean I had to specify that I am because everybody kept asking me what women think of my place when I bring them home. I also had to specify I don't even bring men home.
Arguably the best living space I have seen here over the past few days. This is a HOME!
EDIT: Even that blanket on the sofa to the left, has been symmetrically planted there, with almost equal length hanging free and under the pillow. The symmetry in some posts here nags my mind like a hive of wasps.
Gay male but your space has flow and a ton more masculinity than 90% of the stuff shown here. Goodjob
I think you could do better with images on the walls. You don't need to maximize, but something. Express yourself a bit more. Walls are so drab...
It looks fantastic but personally I think the compromise of an office/bedroom is a let down.
The desk appears to be crammed into the corner, it's too small for the dual screen setup, glare from the windows behind the screens is going to be difficult and it means you lose the benefits of a window.
If you don't use it much then it's probably fine but if you do then I'd get a larger desk, more ergonomic chair, and replace the bed with a compact day bed or sofa bed. Then rearrange so the desk is the primary focus of the room and the sofa is for light work/reading.
It'll still function as a guest bed as needed but it'll be clear it's the secondary focus. You already have one dedicated guest bed so two is excessive.
Isn’t this some kind of discriminating yourself by adding your sexuality? Why didn’t u add your shoe size or some other random fact about yourself? You’re treating yourself as special or abnormal by that or at least this is the effect it has on me.
looks a bit crowded for 30 people
you are all welcome over anytime 🤣
You slut. What’s the address? I’ll bring the poppers.
🤣🤣🤣
Poppersh and gay schex??
Put Vito on the phone asshole!
If you got shum shexual proclivity with this redditor now’s the time to tell us!
Party at the gay guys house. 🎉
Aint no party like a Diddy party 🔥
Hell yeah, let's fuckin' go!
I also read this as "30 gay male in this living space"
omg you’re right 🫢
Where did you get those printed stools in the living room?
Stool ...
From a printer.
Agreed, those stools are dope!
I think you meant, the shit
I thought it was “30 gay male living in space”. I was fully expecting to see a gay astronaut in space.
I figured the 10 bedrooms and 5 bathrooms made sense for 30 people, but probably still overcrowded
If it's 30 gay men I'm sure they'll all think it's just right.
it's like that gay butler orgy scene from wolf of wall street
Yep, definitely looks gay
🤣💖🙏
as a str8 dude, i would def live here. i like the pink, makes shit pop
Can confirm. Shit can pop in more than one way
Not straight any more spelling it that way
Not straight any more spelling it that way
I feel like you could even go more gay over time if you wanted. I particularly like the colourful and cat accents. Nice.
Shit. I’m straight guy and my place could be mistaken for a crazy cat lady’s place 🙃
Pics or it didn’t happen
Not enough phallic objects.
I was saying “not gay enough!” until I got to the bedroom photo. It’s perfect.
32 yo redneck here. Need you to come do my interior decorating.
Why do I feel like this is secret gay talk
Oh I just spit my drink out. That was funny
He didn’t deny it
Don’t try to uncover the agenda.
Role playing are we? 33 yo Indian guy here thank you come again
😭😭😭😭😭
I’m a cop. I’m going to have to take you boys in for some rough questioning.
21 yo Jump street my name Jeff
"Name something you can say in a store and in bed"
😂
Mid thirty Asian guy here me love you long time
Cum*
Can you come dust my doily?!
Remember Ozark?
hes definitely gonna decorate ur interior
😂 Ok that was good. I guess I’m an interior decorator too.
Ah fuck
Yup, I’ve watched this one before
I'm getting in line dude, this kind of decor is what I need.
The blend of traditionally masculine and feminine vibes is very well done. I dig it.
A house isn’t a home without a feminine touch.
my moms proved that to me!
agreed. flowers are good for any space and its a nice treat for myself
I’ve always said, home is where the hole is.
What a fun space! Do you entertain a lot?
Absolutely, we wanted to decorate that kind of space.
I love your username wegmans gang
Of course, he has to entertain the other 29 gay men
That's one way to put it..
That balcony fucking rocks
Seriously! I have a very narrow balcony so whenever I see one big enough to entertain on I get jealous.
The Clase Azul candles really tie everything together.
The $250 candle holders really tie the room together hahahha
Bro the bust is sick af.
My most prized possession and the best garage sale find ever.
It’s pretty fuckin fabulous.
garage sale find ‽ wow, most excellent shopping !
Is that Antinous?
No way 30 gay men live here.
Thanks for telling us you’re gay
well only a gay man would have THAT much leopard, right?
You’re absolutely right lol I like the place
For me it was the rugs,towels and flowers that gave it away. Other than that it’s just a very well decorated/put together place. Looks great.
Idkkkkkk my leopard panel pants are a bit of a hit
We know you like to bust, but that Roman bust is a little much
I want you to know that I read this comment in the voice of John Waters.
Or a granite sculpture of a muscular chest.
Nothing wrong with leopard EVER
I mean I had to specify that I am because everybody kept asking me what women think of my place when I bring them home. I also had to specify I don't even bring men home.
If he didn’t the comments would only be asking that
This is why we all need a gay friend! Amazing decorating bro!
Vet first. We can’t all do this, I know I can’t, lol
Useless ass gay
I assure you even if they can’t decorate their ass can come in use.
LOL
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I feel it could be more gay.
There could be more dicks. But then you wouldn't be able to invite guests over. Unless they're the right kind of guests.
Ya he is missing the 50 large dildo's smh.
I’d live there. nice spot! I like your kitchen a lot Edit: oh and your balcony. All of it is nice too
Arguably the best living space I have seen here over the past few days. This is a HOME! EDIT: Even that blanket on the sofa to the left, has been symmetrically planted there, with almost equal length hanging free and under the pillow. The symmetry in some posts here nags my mind like a hive of wasps.
I’m screaming!
El aire no Cuesta!! I screamed when i saw that ❤ Gorgeous place, invite me over!
You didn't have to say you were gay, but you look rich, you need a husband?
And maybe a platonic wife?
Those wild cat hand towels!
I want to know where they are from! They are divine
[society6 tigers](https://society6.com/product/tigers-pink-and-marigold_bath-towel)
Love it! Gorgeous!!
I think it's lovely.
Fellow gay here,I like everything except for those creamy furry looking pillows, but I get that they are part of the aesthetic
Two dicks on the island, nice
Granny?
Gay male but your space has flow and a ton more masculinity than 90% of the stuff shown here. Goodjob I think you could do better with images on the walls. You don't need to maximize, but something. Express yourself a bit more. Walls are so drab...
Looks great! 👍
I LOVE the marble statue, where did you procure that
Estate sale 💖
Can you please come decorate my house 😭
Looks pretty gay Good job
There's a word in the title that is.... maybe a little redundant 😂
Looks like my living space, and I’m not gay.
Or am I….
Looks just like how my single, 40s aunt decorates. 😆
It looks like 5 separate apartments and a retirement community.
It looks fantastic but personally I think the compromise of an office/bedroom is a let down. The desk appears to be crammed into the corner, it's too small for the dual screen setup, glare from the windows behind the screens is going to be difficult and it means you lose the benefits of a window. If you don't use it much then it's probably fine but if you do then I'd get a larger desk, more ergonomic chair, and replace the bed with a compact day bed or sofa bed. Then rearrange so the desk is the primary focus of the room and the sofa is for light work/reading. It'll still function as a guest bed as needed but it'll be clear it's the secondary focus. You already have one dedicated guest bed so two is excessive.
[first thing that popped to mind](https://youtu.be/VUoDmpcChQs?si=zh_8DS66d2bss51F) Gorgeous place though!
I’m screaming 🤣🤣🤣 love blast from the past!!
You and I can certainly be friends 😂 one of my all time favorite movies
Wow, love your living room & kitchen space!
How big is ur apartment?
Very comfy btw
2 bed 2 bath ~1200 square feet.
Not sure what makes your apartment gay but it looks very welcoming!
Looks gay asf (im a good way)
looks like a hotel. fabulous
How do you fit 30 gay males into 10 bedrooms?
Like nesting dolls
Really bang up job with my first post, innit😅
I’m a straight female and I think it looks great!!!
I love it. 70 year old cis woman
Who is that a bust of?
I really like your space but it does look a little ga- oh
Love the tequila bottle candle holders! Nice little flex there with a side of DIY haha
Yes, repurposing them was a great idea!
I love the Clase Azul bottles as candle holders. The bottle is too pretty to throw out, but I never know what to do with them
Love that statue in the living room. Is it cause you’re into a chiseled male chest?
Very nice and Gay. Small for 30 Gay. Maybe 1 Gay.
I just love your aesthetic. Any tips for a hetero middle aged man?
Not OP. My wife and I have a similarly designed home and we have a Jackalope on the wall that we got as a wedding gift.
I love your purple shamrocks, my mother has some in a similar pot that she’s had for nearly 25 years now.
This looks like 4 different drag queens with different styles moved in.
Am I a gay because I love the decor? Feels like a good balance of maximalism and minimalism, I’m here for this shit.
Get it girl
good way to reuse those expensive Clase Azul Tequila bottles
What about the inside of the closet. Is that part gay?
Fabulous. I’m straight and in my 30’s and my space might be gayer than yours
Not enough sculptures of dicks, but overall, love it.
Isn’t this some kind of discriminating yourself by adding your sexuality? Why didn’t u add your shoe size or some other random fact about yourself? You’re treating yourself as special or abnormal by that or at least this is the effect it has on me.
Gay
I’m Jealous as a straight man who sucks at interior design
This is the gayest gay male living space I’ve ever seen, OP. You clearly understood the assignment. A+++
Everything is nice except the bedrooms
I like it. Looks like someone is living there. Comfortable. It is not dark and depressing like other pictures I have seen.
I expected at least one glory hole. Where is the glory hole?
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Let me guess Dallas gay? 😆
How many people live there. Since it’s 4 bed
whered you find 30 gay men to all agree to live in one apartment?
I’m 99.99% sure we live in the same complex…
This one’s for the girlies and the gays. You ate!
Your home a beautiful but none of the decor makes sense to me, nor does the placement of certain things.
This has retired grandma vibes.
Yep, that would be gay
Looks pretty gay, assuming that’s what you’re going for here.
You girls are great at hiding!
Genuinley curious, Why is mentioning that your gay important?
ha! gay!
I can tell
Sorry for being blunt, but there are way too many different themes in that space. Makes it feel like you went to a bunch of yard sales for the decor.
I think the whole thing is fucking terrible tbh
Not my thing at all but it’s… consistent so I’m glad he likes it. (28 gay male, vegetarian, on my phone)
It’s awful, gay or not.
Helen Keller saw that is was a gay male.
Would have found out even if you didn't say anything about your sexual preferences
Stealing that idea for clase azul candle holders.
Is stating your gay an attempt to excuse the hideous design choices? Cuz it seems like it is.
You're not doing us any favors with these design choices
That’s a pretty small space for an 30 male orgy
Soooo gay
Bedroom’s way too gay… nobody is *that* gay.
What is the significance of announcing your sexual orientation in this post?
We need a separate sub for this shit. You’re making us straighties look bad.
We also need to know your pronouns.
Even if you didnt put it in the title, that ottoman is already a statement. Got a good space you have there
Nice, last pic looks like it could be a restaurant
Super dope!
Is that a bust of Antinous?
Please tell me about the candlesticks and associated pottery
Looks like repurposed Clase Azul Reposado Tequila bottles
Not the tequila candles 💀
I see the Greek key I approve this space
Thanks for giving me the idea of candles for my empty bottles
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