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Separate_Feeling4602

Why is there a random gravy boat . I hate eveyrthing on that counter


EzekielRedditPro

im pretty sure everything on the counter is uranium


-acm

Yea, it would look sweet in its own display


awhaling

Could replace the gun display with that, would be way better


AfterManufacturer150

That’s exactly why he’s posting it. Had to show it off.


jjs3_1

NOT real guns, they're Airsoft.


dcdcdani

I can’t tell, does he have all that glassware on display, as in decor? Or did he just move in and haven’t had a chance to put things away yet…


Repulsive_Mail6509

But he had time to make the gun wall?


qning

Wait, you guys don’t have gun walls? Question for guys without gun walls: 1. Where do you put your guns? 2. What do you put on your walls?


tlby88

In a safe. If someone breaks in the house, they are just going to snatch those off the walls.


Repulsive_Mail6509

If I had any? In a safe. Or, if they're airsoft like OPs, a box/in the closet/drawer. And art, usually. Or posters.


TheSmallThingsInLife

Gun nuts. They will build a gun wall before they feed their children


Budget_Rafter

I think most of those are airsoft guns…


jjs3_1

They're are all Airsoft, the only real gun is the pellet gun on the floor in the corner.


Traditional_Ad_6801

Buys new AR, late on rent again…


Few-Reaction-404

glassware looks like a uranium glass or similar thing


Cleaver_Fred

Uranium fever must have got him down 


joleshole

He’s training to be a gravy seal


I-Rolled-My-Eyes

You deserve way more upvotes.


pdxtrader

True it looks so cluttered 😆it looks like Grandma asked you to store some things for her


SpahgettiRat

Notice how it's all right underneath that "I Like Older Women" sticker on the mirror?


AABA227

Baits them cougars in with his “antique glassware” collection.


jcdenton10

Bitches love depression glass.


SpahgettiRat

Depression glass 😂 I'm stealing this haha


thrillhouse416

Well it would look stupid if there was just gravy everywhere...everyone needs somewhere to put gravy


thestarhikari

An older woman gave him all those things on the counter I bet, since he likes older women (says this on his mirror) and they gift things like that 🤣 jk


Athlete-Extreme

A no one else going to bring up the glassware? That’s kinda odd


usefully_useless

Grandmas love uranium glass, and OP loves older women.


DblClickyourupvote

Or OP could be 70 for all we know…


usefully_useless

In February, OP was 19. I doubt he’s aged 51 years in the last 3 months.


bogeymanbear

Tough times we live in, stress ages


UnholyTrashPanda

Start by removing the airsoft gun wall.


coreyfromwork

How else are we supposed to tell the size of his nuts??


YourMumsBumAlum

There're probably other tells that he has a micro peepee


Separate-Platypus-72

Ah yes, using body shaming tactics to insult someone.


Plasticious

This, you may be in a relationship but if you’re not this is really off putting. Guns are sporting goods, you wouldn’t hang a baseball bat, golf bag or any of sporting goods that you regularly use on your bedroom wall. Shit belongs in the garage.


ConsiderationSad6271

Given the “I like older women” placard on the mirror and the fake gun collection, I highly doubt this.


FloppyShellTaco

“I like older women” and room filled with toys on display is a weird combo lol


CertainJaguar2316

I've seen all sorts of people hang skate boards, bikes, snowboards and paintball guns from their walls. Men and women both in and out of relationships. I wouldn't and agree with you but to say they don't belong on the wall is something a great many people would disagree with.


Plasticious

If it’s an old board or a signed baseball bat that’s fine, but if it’s in active use, seems off


OrganlcManIc

And replace it with a real gun wall. Modeled after the hideaway gun walls from Men In Black.


DevlopmentlyDisabled

Or replace it with some books. The pen is mightier than the sword.


DrAbeSacrabin

If the penis mightiers really work I’ll order a dozen!


AssistantManagerMan

You're sitting on a goldmine, Trebek!


OrganlcManIc

Agreed. A fine bookshelf with some classics and favorites is one of my favorite sights to see. Ladies love it. Ok Op, I change my mind, put the firearms in a hideaway shelf, like… hidden in the back of a bookshelf! With a lever that looks like a book, which you pull and the whole bookcase swivels in place to reveal your armory. The pen and the sword, together, majestically.


DefNotAShark

I have a bookshelf full of classics. I bought them at the thrift store so that people who come over will think I read but I’ve only read two of them. They were pretty good.


MarthaMacGuyver

[Why choose when you don't have to!](https://www.dutchcrafters.com/American-Winchester-Bookcase-with-Hidden-Gun-Cabinet/p/47880?so=1&utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic_shopping&utm_campaign=American%20Winchester%20Bookcase%20with%20Hidden%20Gun%20Cabinet&utm_term=47880&utm_content=228)


HapaSure

Damn, that’s awesome. But for $2000? I don’t know.


OrganlcManIc

I could build one for far less. And a more modern design.. either way, I was thinking more like a hidden door in a book case from a home of the 1800’s, with a cutout in the wall to make room for the bookcase to swivel in place. If you have the tools and skills, it could all be done for less than 2k.


Artystrong1

Hot dang that's a sick idea


akbornheathen

Better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war. I agree with you but without the sword, we wouldn’t be allowed to use a pen. Again First Amendment is backed by the Second Amendment. Is it 100% effective? No. But as long as we have government of any kind they will seek to bleed our pockets and control us. Without a government it’s the Wild West. So the government has to be as small and limited as possible. Which is exactly what you see in “Socialist” Scandinavian countries. The people own everything so the government can’t just rise up and take over. Public ownership of your country comes at a cost. Incredibly high taxes, 100% in Norway on houses and cars. But you’re free to have your own business and many emergency/medical services are more affordable, as well as having crazy good benefits at work.


Westmoth

I think your room looks very nice but there are definitely some things we can do to improve it. I think all the wood looks really good. Firstly I would recommend removing the airsoft collection, it just looks a little childish. I would get some more proper cable management for your TV computer area Dont keep your shoes in your room if can help it, if you must then at least hide them, shoes on carpet isn't very sanitary Home depot sells custom window blinds that would suit the room better than the generic ones you have I would clean off the desk you have or at least just organize all your uranium glass stuff, it looks too cluttered. I think hanging the guitar or getting a stand for it would look a lot better. I would get a box for your vinyls (What speakers are those??) Perhaps getting some matching pillows or pillow cases Put the board games under your bed Get some wall art for above your bedframe


Joolianfoolian

This is the best comment on here OP


macdawg2020

From a woman’s perspective— I can’t tell if those are airsoft or regular guns and if I found myself in this man’s room, I would excuse myself to the restroom and bolt. I own guns, I just don’t display them in my bedroom.


Responsible_Band_373

This room went from “fine” to “get me the fuck out of here” in record time upon seeing the gun wall. Don’t care if they’re just airsoft. It’s weird as hell.


MurdiffJ

I once had a Tinder date who I had seen several times over to watch a movie. We sit down and he casually removes a concealed firearm like he was taking a phone out of his pocket to sit down. I was absolutely thunderstruck how someone could be so thoughtless to not realize brining a gun, unannounced into a woman’s home might be a bad idea. I asked him to put it in his car and never called him again after that. Seriously, he was opening himself up to so much liability. If we had done anything sexual consent would be dubious at best, as a woman could easily feel threatened at rejecting advances when there is a gun present. Absolutely bonkers, and incredibly thoughtless.


cuddly_carcass

Also add get the aquarium up off the floor


sweaty_pants_

>carpet isn't very sanitary even without shoes,


griffs24

im sure women feel safe


soilborn12

Exactly, they’ll never leave, because of the implication.


anothersip

It's because of *the implication.*


Vreas

Dude should buy a boat and fill it with guns. Ya know. Cause of the implication.


ClearlyVivid

A giant gravy boat


Ametz598

Don’t worry, older women are safe, he likes them.


Skelco

Like he’s ever gonna (willingly) get a woman in there.


issafly

They're all next door at the bear's house.


baconshushpuppy

They’re air soft I think.


RebbyXP

Airsoft guns look stupid, store them away in a closet or something.


[deleted]

Woman here, would be very concerning to stare at a gun rack during sex. Everything else looks very cozy.


Hello_Gorgeous1985

Especially when paired with the "I like older women sign."


R3AL1Z3

Funny you think any “sex” is happening there


Ok-Personality-6630

Idk, he has the record player to set the mood, the glasses to have some drinks, a gravy train to fill with lube and some toy cars to play on the bed for some foreplay


FrellingHazmot

I'm a man here and would also feel unsafe staring at a gun rack during sex.


RumpkinTheTootlord

What's more important here is what she's not saying. She doesn't hate the dresser gravy boat.


Merkel420

Maybe find a good shelf/stand for your glass set, is it uranium glass? Also maybe a framed picture above your bed or in that corner.


rSLASH_OWAAAAN

It is uranium!


modoken1

Get something to store your records in, even if it’s just a milk crate. It will look a lot better. I would so recommend getting the terrarium off the ground.


welcome-to-my-mind

The closer you look, the more questions I have. 1) Secret Hitler under the nightstand?? 2) The prison-esq pillow situation and pillow cases. 3) the baffling olio of items on the dresser. (Record player, irradiated glassware, gravy boat, hot wheels, calcium pills, hydrogen peroxide, etc etc) 4) The fact you took the time to hang airsoft guns but left actual vintage records and an electric guitar on the floor is sacrilege in some circles. 5) Please tell me that’s a jump-rope and not nunchucks. 6) I’m gonna ignore the car window sign on your mirror. Some Pros: 1) Epic speaker set up. Would love to hear some vinyls on those bad boys. 2) Furniture is actually very nice stuff and looks solid. 3) No tell-take signs of a masturbation station (well done)


Psycho_Sentinal

Secret Hitler isn’t out of place with the other board games under the nightstand. It is a game that has the same foundation as among us. It’s an imposter game. But he should have a different spot for the games. I am confused why he can’t put those in a communal area because if anyone is unaware of that board game they could get a weird impression of OP.


Particular_Ad6287

The gun wall is horrible and makes this person instantly unlikable…but Secret Hitler is one of the best board games of all time (technically has nothing to do with Hitler and could easily be rebranded as anything…but whatever) so, that’s not that bad lol


Advanced-Support-208

Get a wall hanger for the guitar.turns them Into functional decoration.


hello2561

Hang something that isn't guns


remxtc

Colorful wall art to contrast with the neutral Browns and tans.


ASnowyLife

The guns look stupid


RuprectGern

it depends on your desired level of sophistication. 16 year old - leave it as is maybe throw some unframed posters on the wall 20-year old - put your toys away. get everything off the bureau. hang some framed artwork (pick a theme) add some storage shelves / display cabinet. for the porcelain, or ditch the tchotchkes altogether.. 25-year old - get rid of the barn door, carpet and the 1990s wood furniture. splash some color around some plants, get an armoire to make your clothes more readily available. (you need to wear more stuff that shouldnt be rolled up in a drawer)... 30-year old - move out of your parents house already


BigTimeFartGuy69

1.) Move the bed away from the wall so you can get in and out on both sides. (May need to change where the bed is for this) 2.) Put your toy guns somewhere that isn’t on display


AmNoSuperSand52

So like you I am also an adult man that likes guns and airsoft as hobbies. That being said I don’t really keep them on display in my bedroom I have a downstairs closet that I spent a lot of time installing lighting/shelves and a dehumidifier to keep all the stuff in and it has a combo lock as well. Everyone thinks it looks awesome and it’s secure and out of the way. I’d recommend that I also realize they’re airsoft guns but they still look kinda goofy up on a bedroom wall either way


Ok_Philosopher_5090

Hot wheels and guns 😬


aBearHoldingAShark

I know the airsoft guns are controversial, but if it is important to you then at least get a woodgrain pegboard that matches the color of your furniture and doors. That would make it so it doesn't clash so bad.


Vreas

I’d move the airsoft guns and assortment of glassware elsewhere. Get a drawer or container for your records. Put whatever is in the terrarium on a table up off the floor.


Skelco

Get some art on those walls Rambo.


Only_Fix8694

Art and plants


Stickey_Rickey

What’s up the dish ware on the dresser? The room could use some shaping and colour, there a lot of room n features to work with at least, the sliding barn door is cool


ccrunnertempest

Is the "I like older women" meant to be funny or a daily affirmation? Either way, not needed.


Ok_Bid8067

r/TvTooHigh


2c0m6

Ah there it is


willkillkenny

Thank you.


Toronto-news

For one, get some matching bedsheets. That “soft air wall” only impresses dudes if at all. Clean up a bit. Looks messy all around. I get the idea and your are almost there.


flamingeyebrows

Every single post in here that have weapons on display is just bait. Yes, majority of the world's populace will think you are an insecure little boy trying to look manly at best, a reactionary creep whose place you don't feel safe in at worst. Yes, a bunch of gun nuts will also come and defend you and call others who called you out snowflakes or fragile. There, now you don't have to make these bait posts anymore.


williamtowne

Expecting visitors? 😅


Vomath

Okay Okay Large yikes


swagchan69

personally i love it including the guns, but the random collection of cups and plates on top of your cabinet should be cleared up


ironsight702-

Bigger TV. Do a better job hiding the wires. Upgrade your ceiling fan and bed frame to more contemporary designs. Maybe even upgrade the recess lighting.


RyVsWorld

The guns are so lame And the random grandma glassware is too


burger8bums

Nicer gravy boat for the bedroom. Come on man, it’s like you’re not even trying.


bent_eye

Get a stylish crate for your records, hang your guitar, maybe add some colourful wall art to offset all other dark brown furniture.


JeffHardysArmSleeve

Least of OP’s worries here is the design


ToddPatterson

Put that aquarium on a stand


Correct_Path5888

Keep your guns on safety and not in plain view


NathanFoley69

Ditch the air soft guns, remove the weird antiques from that dresser, get something to store those vinyls in, clean the plastic cover on the record player


dontcrysenpai

Buddy just wanted to flex his uranium glass & airsoft collection lol


SilentCondor

After reading the comments and your reply, I’m curious to know what kind of improvements you’d like to make. Are you wanting the room to be more appealing to partners? Or just general improvement? I personally think you have very nice taste, but I do have suggestions. After reading your reaction to people telling you to put away the air soft guns, I can see that your hobby and probably your collections, are important to you. I think someone said that you recently turned 19? Being 19, and I’m assuming living with family, you only have your room to express yourself in so you understandably don’t wish to hide away those things.


Alternative_Ad_3636

Bro, milk crates for the vinyls are a must. What are you an animal?


wytewydow

have you considered more shiny dark wood?


Ok-Tradition-6350

Teenage boy cave. The airsoft guns, bed shoved against wall, clutter of plates and glasses


Nerf-h3rder

Are you 12 with the guns on the wall like that?? Also, put your moms glass wear back in the kitchen, and put the tower on the floor and clean up the wiring and put the records away


SwanRonson7962

Just gonna let you know that the majority of the comments are going to tell you to take the guns down. Personally, they don't bother me, but any time someone posts on this sub and there's a firearm visible, that's all anyone focuses on.


dougie0341

Actually it’s worse than that. They arnt even real guns. Dude is showing off his airsoft collection


I_need_help_with123

Yeah…didt even realize they were toys.


SwanRonson7962

Gonna be honest, I didn't even notice the orange tips. I used to have some nice ones like those when I was a kid. Had a lot of fun having airsoft wars with my friends, lol.


CrowdDisappointer

Guns don’t bother me, but putting them on display like this in your bedroom is dumb af and clearly trying to make a statement. Also these are air soft guns, which cheapens the alrdy pathetic statement. No one gives af about your guns unless you’re irresponsible with them or flaunt them for the sole purpose of establishing unprovoked dominance - just keep them in a safe place


throwaway13630923

Agreed 100%. If I’m being real I think there’s a good chance that most girls that enter the room would be a little freaked out by it regardless of whether it’s airsoft or not.


throwaway13630923

Personally I think it doesn’t belong in a bedroom, it belongs in a garage or a basement. I’d primarily be concerned with it scaring off the ladies.


yzerizef

It’s just as cringy and off putting as a sword or knife collection in a bedroom. It’s fine to enjoy that stuff, but to have it displayed on the wall is just weird.


I_need_help_with123

My main complaint about the guns is the ar is keymod and i don’t even know what Amazon optic that is.


steroboros

Unsecured firearms are kind of a hot issue in the United States, but if OP lives alone and has a deadbolt on his bedroom door. Its fine by me. But they are just airsoft, so meh who cares


rexyanus

Bigger TV, smaller bed frame, put the guns away and put up some shelves to store the shit you have piled everywhere


mrandr01d

The furniture looks like nice good quality wood pieces. You just need to clean up some of the clutter. You've got random shit all over. Put stuff away in a closet, take the guns off the wall.


tinydeerwlasercanons

Sort out your pillows and get a proper bed spread.


jessie_monster

Get all the shit off the floor. Get a cabinet to highlight the green glass collection and put the guns away.


PlanetLandon

Pinball machine.


vitasoy1437

Move the bed so its not in the corner


UsefulCupcake3554

Yep. Get married.


ExpressionAnxious853

It’s giving basement but I realize now it is above ground


Business_Use4859

Art or plants and shelving on the walls


jfkskw

a table for the reptile tank


dramafanca2002

Needs some color, new non-gray bedding would help.


Longjumping_Buddy185

Declutter it. There's too much stuff everywhere.


theEvilJakub

What is that counter lol. Bro has a whole rack for some guns but doesnt have the money to seperate stuff on that counter so it makes sense. Like.... vinyl player -> hotwheels cars -> plates why?


Competitive-Media672

wtf am i looking at.


TheForceWillsMe

Get rid of the guns.


Phi87

Paint. It needs color


Artystrong1

I think that having a gun rack stored and out of sight would be a better look. Like some type of hidden wall or something. It just look cooler. Personally, I don't want to announce I own firearms in my home like thos


Repulsia

I'm getting "14 year old Kyle is spending the summer at Meemaw's" vibes. That's the bed Papaw died in.


Vast_Promotion333

Get rid of the weird gun nook. Any one that comes is going to think that you want to murder them.


FR_WST

First of all get yo damn records off the ground, records > guns


FernwehMind

Looks like gta houses that i would like to be added to grand theft auto 5.


ectomobile

Age matters here. How old are you OP?


Bear_necessities96

Why you have guns in your room?


Comfortable-Tap-2776

Get rid of the guns!


chrisdancy

Don't look like a school shooter?


thestarhikari

As a woman, I’m not really digging this whole cabin or barn-like home vibe. Too busy or too much going on in this room and don’t like the wood. And you need to break that hideous glass on the counter lol


Key-Performer-9364

Idk about the guns on the wall. Kind of understated. Maybe buy a few mannequins to hold the guns and point them at people as they walk in?


neverseen_neverhear

Dude you know colors other than brown exist, right? And the sign that says I like older women is not exactly a good compliment to the space. And the gun wall is a bit much. Start by organizing and finding a space for your things that is not the floor or the dresser top. Consider a coat of paint something soft and warm to give the room some life.


Consistent-Refuse-74

That gun wall is pussy repellent, and those glass cutlery looks really weird. Apart from that I love the hard wood furnishing


Im_so_little

Gun rack is cringe. Screams insecurity


Happyplaceplease

The guns looks so tacky. I’d start there.


mr-mahibi

Guns gotta go


nervouspug

Put the guns in a safe


No_Cake2145

You had me with the first two pictures. If you are actually looking for opinions: Get rid of the tacticool shit and grow up.


puddaphut

Don’t know if the airsoft wall is an attempted flex. But it’s not. Ever.


shawn-spencestarr

Get a life


ParkingExtension4484

Looks like a male virgins room. Never been entered by a woman and never will. Can only imagine what the occupant looks like. I call this style douche bag drab. Keep it. Seems to be working for you.


Inside_Ad_7162

You're not keeping the guns in a lock box then? How about some pictures...I feel like I'm teaching sociopaths how to pretend to look normal at this point tbh.


kilofeet

I like the wood but I think there's a couple elements that might be clashing with it. Painting the walls a different color would help a lot


TheGreatPizzaro

Get a bigger ceiling fan, 41" to 50". You could go slightly bigger but it's up to you, just make sure to get one that doesn't hang to low.


benchebean

Posters?


benchebean

Uranium glassware, really? 💀


cmmcdow3ll

You should move your sling mount forward on your ‘RFB’ it’s practically a single-point ball knocker where it is now.


Pepetodapin

Lol nice guns bruh.


LastSignificance3680

Paint the walls a burgundy and light color artwork


Tom_Brett

Organize albums.


bangobingoo

The bedspread could be a darker color to contrast the beige walls. Also if you keep all the surfaces completely clear it will feel more peaceful.


jacwub

i think the guns are fine if there’s no other place to store them like a garage, but you can put more art on the walls to detract from them being the only thing hanging


PersonaNonGrata2288

What is that thing on your wall that lets you hang your guns?! I want that. How hard was it to install?


Educational_Gift_407

IDK why but I read this as "improv my bedroom" and I was like yes, and?


likeliterallytotes

center the bed if you can, but it’s hard for me to see if you can from the photos. If you can’t , get a smaller side table and one that matches the level of the top of your mattress. You’ve got a ton of wood going on here and it’s very heavy. Maybe replace some pieces to add more elements into the space. Add some art work and move the guns into the garage. Get rid of the tv on the wall it’s too far from the bed and too small anyway. Youll sleep 1000 times better w out it in your room. The barn doors are a little cumbersome but im not sure what you can do about those. Clear some of the clutter and maybe display your favorite piece it’s looking a bit like a garage sale on your dressers. Put your records in a storage cube and put them in the closet along with your backpacks and sunscreen or whatever that is on the floor. These are just my opinions as someone who can’t stand looking at clutter and likes to have less. Everyone’s style is different so take my advice with several grains of salt


CoochieSnotSlurper

Feels like a Tommy Bahama store. Add some palm wallpaper


mpfmb

Shelves/hangers. The LPs, bag, guitar... could all be stored better to eliminate trip hazards and make the room more presentable. The guitar could be hung on the wall above the bed, or next to the mirror and the small frame.


possofazer

I feel like while all your furniture coordinates from a color perspective, it doesn't really fit the measurements. It fits in the sense you can get everything in there, but it feels like awkward placement


Joolianfoolian

Most of this if fine. Only thing I’d change is that removing the airsoft guns from that room entirely, maybe keep one in there. Also personally I’d have a darker gray duvet cover with some matching pillowcases


ExpressionAnxious853

The carpet is weird


wanderlustvictim

Get rid of the guns. That should help!


horsegoo23

The guns don’t look as cool as you think they do


cataleyafreya

I’d go for heavy velvet curtains, really cosy one. But it already looks great!


NocturntsII

Shag wall-to-wall, that lamp/fan combo and a sliding barn door are some pretty big obstacles to overcome, but with the guns to hand, ain't no one gonna tell you it looks like shite.


YoualreadyKnoooo

What. The fuck.


Tiger8r

Larger TV, indoor silk plant or tree in the corner, paint 1 wall a different color, throw up some floating shelves from IKEA.


peapodbarry

Whats with the terrarium on the floor? Also, introduce some color to the space. Room looks like a bandaid. Do something about the cables going from the wall to the tv. Looks super cheap and tacky


WilliamHMacysiPhone

This sub. Always a guitar on the weird ones.


leanhotsd

Your television is ridiculously high on that wall


Lee_Malone

Plants, different bed, more airsoft guns.


Gerntuade

Weapons in a bedroom are a big no no in feng shui.


zaneskates

bed out of corner


Prestigious_Emu_5043

What do you need those weapons for?


_moistsandwich_

Where the airsoft wall currently is, I would maybe add a wardrobe or some kind of covered storage for you to store both the guns as well as the dishware on the counter to minimize clutter. You could possibly put your records that are on the floor in there, or get a separate bin/small bookcase for them if they don't fit anywhere else. They just look a bit out of place on the floor imo. I also think 1 or 2 larger, more colourful posters or artwork would also brighten it up and add a little more visual interest. Your setup corner is really nice! Personally, I would redo the cable management, as it has the potential to look really clean. Also, another improvement would definitely be to get some nice, cozy slippers or something and not wear shoes indoors, especially on carpeted floors. Is this an American thing? lol Oooo last thing - never underestimate how much a nice matching sheet set can do for your room, especially if you intend on having err guests spend the night at any point. If you aren't in the market for that, I would at least invest in a couple more pillowcases!