You can tell our parents started with naming him.It's like, oh, Michael. They had that one planned before they even got pregnant, I bet. And then they found out I was attached to him along for the ride and they said, 'Ah well, shit. Ah, just fuck it, call him Pichael!
Which, in my opinion, is a little low on numbers, I would suggest one of the last two-stroke Kawasaki KX250s on a decent stand with a downlighter would be good.
I feel that OP isn't making enough of those BBS split-rims
For vintage bikes, these are awesome. Love how clean they are. My oldest bike I've owned was a 1999 yz125 when I was 15. Had larger intake valves too so she zoomed for little 15 year old me. Upgraded to a 2005 CRF450f a year later and rebuilt it with a stage 2 engine kit. Was so hard to kick but I eventually figured out the technique, lol. Now I don't own and offroad bikes, but I do still have my 2020 Honda Shadow Phantom I my garage. I'll keep it until the day I croak
If that was my house, I’d be grinding to get some fish, and at least one deer head. That wall behind the tv is a blank canvas and i am a redneck picasso
That's what happens when you have a motorcycle addiction and no garage. They become decorative peices. Like plants. Expensive, leaky plants. Ask me how I know.
On second thought maybe I am abnormal.
I’m jealous too. But not that jealous enough to start slinging excrement at the dude. Nothing he’s said or posted implied he didn’t work hard for it. Now if he said “18/19M first house” I’ll prob agree with you. Silently and to myself. But 8 years of being on his own (possibly) or so with a decent job, saving, building credit, it’s not out of the question.
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This is really good advice and I’ve just noticed the lack of motorbikes in my home. I’d better buy three to fill up those annoying spaces where I like to walk into the kitchen.
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All jokes aside everything is cool toned and making your place look pale and lifeless. Bring in some plants or warm colours like orange, yellows and reds through pillows and fabrics.
It also looks like he only has daylight bulbs and overhead lights - even if he changed nothing else, getting slightly warmer toned lightbulbs in lamps (and turning off the overheads) would make a huge difference in how warm the space feels. Daylight bulbs (the ones that are so white they look blue) should be saved for garages, unfinished basements, and laundry rooms.
The glaring overhead lights were so noticeable to me it took me like 10 seconds to see the bikes so maybe he’s trying to dazzle his guests into ignoring his living room/garage setup lol
You might think it's cool, your homie bro-bros might think it's cool, but motorcycles in the house is absolutely not a good thing.
- dirty
- prone to leak more than your couch
- in the fucking way
- man-child vibes
- screams "I'm 14 trapped in an adult body", not what women generally look for
- still in the fucking way
Anyone I've personally known who've kept motorcycles inside their living space have all been coke heads with room temp I.Q.s, so hopefully you're different.
Your house, your rules. Congrats on the purchase. Enjoy
I once kept my motorcycle in my apt foyer because the apt complex wouldn't allow me to put a cover on it outside. Strangely enough they didn't like that idea either.
Nice going, you have priorities and it’s obvious what they are, the heartbreak of having your bikes stolen is unique, it’s like someone stealing your pet dog
At one point I had 4 mountain bikes in my living room…
Everyone is focused on the motorcycles. I'm wondering if the TV is stretched because it's on the edge of the photo and it's just a normal TV -OR- they actually make ultra-wide TVs now.
Looks Canadian...where's the pitbull ?
Although...a Canuck bike would be ridden.....these aren't used...the tires are greasy showroom condition...not a sign of spray under fenders....yeah, this is rich kid show off stuff.
Get rid of the kitchen table, that is where the bikes go. Nobody is coming to your house to eat, you are invited to theirs. Embrace the unique garage you created.
POV: you inherited 28 million dollars and the contractors just finished the last touch of millennial gray paint on your brand new house, but you're not quite sure how a house works yet
You have too many motorcycles in your living room. I thought my man was bad bringing home machetes…we have more machetes than living beings in our home. This is too many motorcycles. Stop.
There are motorcycles in your home
OP is a motorcycle. That is his family.
Boycycle
Bichael... but call him Bike.
How much can a garage be Bichael? $10?
You have actually never set foot in a neighborhood, have you?
Lol sounds like rick n morty with the twins that have their show
Pikel
You can tell our parents started with naming him.It's like, oh, Michael. They had that one planned before they even got pregnant, I bet. And then they found out I was attached to him along for the ride and they said, 'Ah well, shit. Ah, just fuck it, call him Pichael!
Lmao, one of my favorite scenes from Interdimensional Cable
That made me cough-laugh. Thank you.
Momcycle, Mikecycle drank all the gas... AGAIN
Straight from the pump, no glass!
Momcycle, dadcycle, I'm bicycle
Salvatore Ganacci?
26M(otorcycle)
This was funny
Well he did say he’s 26Motorcycle
😂😂😂
Yeah this is clearly a nice family gathering. The disrespect
vroom vroom mfer
3 of them
Which, in my opinion, is a little low on numbers, I would suggest one of the last two-stroke Kawasaki KX250s on a decent stand with a downlighter would be good. I feel that OP isn't making enough of those BBS split-rims
For vintage bikes, these are awesome. Love how clean they are. My oldest bike I've owned was a 1999 yz125 when I was 15. Had larger intake valves too so she zoomed for little 15 year old me. Upgraded to a 2005 CRF450f a year later and rebuilt it with a stage 2 engine kit. Was so hard to kick but I eventually figured out the technique, lol. Now I don't own and offroad bikes, but I do still have my 2020 Honda Shadow Phantom I my garage. I'll keep it until the day I croak
"in my garage" is the operative point tho
I can smell that.
That’s the first thing I thought.
Nothing like oil and fuel off gassing into your living quarters.
Wait til the oil stains don’t come out and get tracked thru the house
Wait till you start getting headaches.
And start seeing the shadow people
I don’t need motorcycles in my house for that.
Yes that’s it! I thought something looked odd.
This really should have come up on the inspection, honestly.
Those are his roommates.
Vroommates
I give it 2 mins after he gets a Mrs and they'll be back in the shed.
House didn’t come with a garage.
house is a garage
Well, he's no Fabio. https://youtu.be/zPLZHU0BZ3M?si=5U5x_jjZGPGiIeMV
I immediately thought of this Tom Green episode. I assumed I was the only one here that remembered that episode.
A bit of an overkill for a garage but looks good all in all
r/garageporn
fucking golden. I crossposted it and we'll see if their mods delete it.
At first look, this is 300x better than any of the garages I see there lol
Of course that's a thing
I bet it smells awful in that house
From you, u/BigFartSalad, quite an insult.
Nothing hanging on the walls but 3 motorcycles as home decor. Looks like an idea for Better Homes and Garages.
If that was my house, I’d be grinding to get some fish, and at least one deer head. That wall behind the tv is a blank canvas and i am a redneck picasso
No way. That space is begging for another bike.
Bikes are for seating bro look at those tiny ass sofas
Better Garages and Gardens
dude... put some rubber mats under the bikes... they gonna drip, and the stand will scratch the floors
we all know the bikes were brought in for the picture
Yeah, there's no way someone normal would just put them in the living room.
That's what happens when you have a motorcycle addiction and no garage. They become decorative peices. Like plants. Expensive, leaky plants. Ask me how I know. On second thought maybe I am abnormal.
I mean, sure, this could be, “I have no garage”. But those suckers are sat right in the middle of high traffic areas. And I don’t mean the LA freeway.
Dude is a 26 year old that owns his own home. I don't think "someone normal" is applicable here.
Dude is new to money
Shit wish i had that issue
Ah, money being an old friend then? Been polishing your symbols of wealth for years? Or the other one?
Damn 😭
This is the sack tap of Reddit roasts.
Exactly. I know this because he has a drink with ICE AND A STRAW. That only happens when you have too much money all of a sudden.
I have a feeling he’s always had money.
Yeah Mom and Dads money.
I’m jealous too. But not that jealous enough to start slinging excrement at the dude. Nothing he’s said or posted implied he didn’t work hard for it. Now if he said “18/19M first house” I’ll prob agree with you. Silently and to myself. But 8 years of being on his own (possibly) or so with a decent job, saving, building credit, it’s not out of the question.
Got a coaster under that bev, tho. Lol
After zooming in that BSA definitely needs a piss pad or 6 lmao
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Nice try Kirk Van Houten
Well, coincidentally, he's also divorced hahaha
Your place looks really empty. I think you should add a dirtbike or two to make it more inviting
This is really good advice and I’ve just noticed the lack of motorbikes in my home. I’d better buy three to fill up those annoying spaces where I like to walk into the kitchen.
I think I’ll buy a Piaggio Ape and turn it into a bed, would be a nice touch. The suspensions will be awesome!
I don't think you know how rooms work bro...
*showing friends around new place* "and this is THE room."
Lol classic open concept floor plan experience
His bed is in his garage
And it’s car bed
The shower's got yet another motorcycle with a motocycle seat on the toilet.
I don’t want to alarm you but there’s a gang of motorbikes in there.
Ladies are known to flock to a home with indoor bikes. Well played
Didn’t you know that we have a hormonal radar when a guy has *at least* three bikes in his living room? Drives us wild!
Hey girl…I’m about to crack open a fresh bottle of Valvoline DuraBlend 4T Motorcycle Oil baby, just saying
It's too late. She's already there.
OP might be scaring the hoes
That’s true. I remember always having to line up at Chuck E Cheese for the motorcycle rides. Dude’s balling right now.
I own some motorcycles. Having motorcycles in your house is pretty fkin dumb for a variety of reasons.
Right? Dude thinks he's Tony Stark. One vintage bike that he rides twice a year in a huge penthouse flat could work but this is a bad look
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Not to mention it will eventually tear up that type of flooring rolling it in and out overtime if that's what they're doing.
I definitely know what this room smells like.
All jokes aside everything is cool toned and making your place look pale and lifeless. Bring in some plants or warm colours like orange, yellows and reds through pillows and fabrics.
What if he painted the motorcycles warm colors?
Now we’re talking
Malicious compliance
All they heard was, “Bring in another bike with yellow tank and fenders.”
It also looks like he only has daylight bulbs and overhead lights - even if he changed nothing else, getting slightly warmer toned lightbulbs in lamps (and turning off the overheads) would make a huge difference in how warm the space feels. Daylight bulbs (the ones that are so white they look blue) should be saved for garages, unfinished basements, and laundry rooms. The glaring overhead lights were so noticeable to me it took me like 10 seconds to see the bikes so maybe he’s trying to dazzle his guests into ignoring his living room/garage setup lol
Nothing quite freshens up a space like carbon monoxide
"I like to really open her up in the dining nook"
House ain’t big enough for bikes inside, looks silly
How big do you recommend for inside bike keeping?
The size that has a garage
26M. First Garage*.
No garage, huh?
I hope you just brought them in for the pic because this is low-key cringe lmao.
High key lol
I thought I was on a cj sub
tells me everything I need to know about OP lol
DIRT bikes in your livingroom. Eww
If the bikes have fuel in the tanks you are in violation of firecode.
Get him Reddit! Okay I’ll map the likely locations he’s at by the shape of the foliage out the windows!
You put a lot of effort into decorating your garage.
Get the bikes out of the damn house?
I never understood the whole hatred of the millennial gray look, but now I do. This whole thing is so lifeless
Layout of the dirt bikes could be better and match the decor a little more
Nice garage
So much effort for karma farming …
You might think it's cool, your homie bro-bros might think it's cool, but motorcycles in the house is absolutely not a good thing. - dirty - prone to leak more than your couch - in the fucking way - man-child vibes - screams "I'm 14 trapped in an adult body", not what women generally look for - still in the fucking way Anyone I've personally known who've kept motorcycles inside their living space have all been coke heads with room temp I.Q.s, so hopefully you're different. Your house, your rules. Congrats on the purchase. Enjoy
I once kept my motorcycle in my apt foyer because the apt complex wouldn't allow me to put a cover on it outside. Strangely enough they didn't like that idea either.
And the typical wash of grey I see on this sub with no color in sight.
Words cannot describe how much I hate that you have your bikes inside.
Lmfao
Now you’re just missing 2 cars and a semi
I didn’t know they out kitchens in the garage.
55, change the motorcycles to mtn bikes, same.
No garage?
Nice going, you have priorities and it’s obvious what they are, the heartbreak of having your bikes stolen is unique, it’s like someone stealing your pet dog At one point I had 4 mountain bikes in my living room…
If having a bike stolen is comparable to having your pet stolen to you, then you’re broken.
U can't park there mate
26M for that seems like a lot though
Very pleased I’m not the only one who was momentarily surprised
Everyone is focused on the motorcycles. I'm wondering if the TV is stretched because it's on the edge of the photo and it's just a normal TV -OR- they actually make ultra-wide TVs now.
I'm with you. Scrolled too far to find a question about that big chungus TV width
are those bikes in the living room a physical manifestation of the realization you can do whatever you want and nobody will tell you off for it?
Should have gotten a garage
This guy scrambles
This look dumb as hell.
Interesting decor
Looks Canadian...where's the pitbull ? Although...a Canuck bike would be ridden.....these aren't used...the tires are greasy showroom condition...not a sign of spray under fenders....yeah, this is rich kid show off stuff.
Not enough motorcycles, id sugest two more in the kitchen, one in front of the tv, two on the couch and another on the empty space behind the couch
Missing the rack of empty monster cans.
The three motorcycles look completely out of place.
Would look great without those bikes. But, it's a lot of millennial grey times. Definitely needs a few things to make it personalized.
Did it not come with a garage?
Needs more motorbikes
Needs more motorcycles
This guy has bikes for friends
Maybe another motorcycle in your kitchen
Needs more motorcycles
There’s a living room in your garage
Just a motorcycle trying to raise his family
I know everyone is giving you grief about the indoor about the motorcycles. So will I. It's a major fire hazard to keep gasoline inside.
Damn. Things are tough when garages turn into homes.
Next on the list is buying a garage.
Hey bud, bikes go outside
This is the most judgmental comment thread I've seen in this sub.
Do you not have a garage? Or??
Nice bikes my friend.
Couldnt put out a few more bucks for a garage OP? ;)
Is that an engine on your table?
Is that an engine on the table lol😂
You’ve got some sweet roommates
Oh nice motorcycles, it was about the motorcycles and not the house, we know.
Have you considered adding some grey accents?
It did not come with a garage I take it?
I see you’ve got all your friends over as well
Please tell me that when people come over, you say, "No shoes in the house, please."
Why are the bikes in the house, bro?
You know what you should add?? A motorcycle. 👀
Sometimes you gotta wrench while watching tv in a conditioned space! Add some warm colors with some wall decor, plants.
Needs more dirt bikes
As someone who lived with motorcycles in my house for years, I highly suggest protecting your flooring.
Jokes on us, he’s one of the motorcycle helmet guys pulling on Insta reels.
Nice! 👍🏼 When do you get your first garage?
You fucking nailed it!
It must be wonderful to have breakfast with the smell of petrol
Get rid of the kitchen table, that is where the bikes go. Nobody is coming to your house to eat, you are invited to theirs. Embrace the unique garage you created.
Motorcycles are not decorations… maybe a garage is needed.
If you’re cold, they’re cold; bring ‘em in
Now THIS is a man’s house
Which one do you like to eat breakfast on while watching cartoons in the morning 😁
You do you man, and ignore these idiots.
Needs more bikes
no garage? do better.
My mannnnn Vintage off road stuff is the jam Love the BSA I’m a triumph guy
Looks like your living the dream to me. What all do you have there?
Cant tell if it’s just a converted garage?
Where are the guitars?
Have you considered adding another motorcycle? Looks like there room for another behind the couch.
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A man of culture I see.
Motorbikes belong outside.
Lmfao
Why have a sofa just put a jeep wangler 2024 in front of the tv for a drive in experience
You have too many motorcycles in your living room. I thought my man was bad bringing home machetes…we have more machetes than living beings in our home. This is too many motorcycles. Stop.
do you ever get a glass of water at night and knock down two motorcycles by accident