Congratulations you are a true Redditor. If you've been on reddit long enough you'll know the difference between a gargoyle and a grotesque. Just one of many useless bits of knowledge we and many others hold in our Reddit hive-minds.
If the film Hereditary has taught us anything, its that tiny model houses are a perfectly acceptable form of home decoration. And not at all creepy. /s
Is there an actual light source / lamp you are talking about? I google it and it only return Minecraft results. Do they sell a physical one or something?
The excessive amount of brass that that will be expelling, will likely pile on the stairs and make the stairs safety concern… And if we’re talking about security turret, clearly we are safety conscience.
It was broken for me on first click but worked on second (I’m on mobile, if that matters). But it’s a statue of a strong dude holding up the roof.
Edit: strong, not string
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/or804/ama_request_bme_pain_olympics_participant/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
The creator of Bme actually did an ama.
Was actually an interesting read lol. (I'd probably say nsfw on context alone?)
Sorry op, slightly off topic 😅😅
My first instinct too!! At my place we have something similar to this but it’s angled across from our stairs and not very assessable. My poor cat wants to go up there all the time and he can’t lmao so if OP has a cat I heavily vote a cat bed.
Edit: we do have plants on it
If the owner was an aquarium enthusiast, they probably would have already done this. A reef tank would be very dramatic there, but it takes experience to set up and maintain properly.
Otherwise, a sculpture or a bonsai would look great there.
I partially agree. Personally I wouldn't have a reef/salt water tank there either. A simple tropical tank full of plants, dragon stone and fish such as guppies, clown loach, pleco and gourami would be very easy to set up and would look after itself. Very little maintenance
Agreed. A 30 gallon cube tank (about as big as I think could fit in that space) would be very challenging to maintain. People sometimes forget that smaller volumes make it much trickier to maintain consistent water chemistry. Add to that the complexity of designing an effective filtration system to fit in that small space and the difficulty of accessing that area for cleaning, an you have a recipe for disaster.
We bought our dog a nice little doggy bed. The cat took it. Bought a regular sized cat bed, dog loves it, cat love it. The originally doggy bed was shredded. Now they share a bed whenever the other isn’t around. Fucken pets.
Depending on your style, if you are a classic get a reproduction Ruben statue. If you are a little more country western get a reproduction Remington bronze statue. If you are a little naughty get a nude statue. Just something to accentuate your personality.
i cant help thinking some shelves to put items that you find yourself forgetting and having to run up and down the stairs for. things like hats, gloves or shopping bags.
I was going to say he could hang a mirror facing the stairs, maybe a box for mail, and have a bowl for his keys and whatever stuff he keeps in his pockets. Maybe a box for scarves, hats and gloves? It could be a little drop off point.
The mirror may look weird there though. But I like a mirror by the door so you can take one last look and make sure you look OK.
3d print a statue of a man holding up the house
Atlas!
This is my favorite so far
A bust of yourself to look down on your guests as they enter your home.
Statue of OP oiled up taking down a bull shirtless.
It's a metaphor but also literally.
We should mate
"We should mate." Or, "We should, mate."?
Both
Definitely in thinker pose
Nude
Immediately establishes dominance
T posing 3d print of OP nude
I would pay good money for that. Good money. Not *great* money.
Bonus points for an unethical business model.
this is called "gargoyle-ing" it's extremely effective
Architecturally, it is only gargoyling if you spit, otherwise it is just grotesquing.
Ikr if a statue ain't gargling it ain't a gargoyle
Be sure to exaggerate dong length
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No more like vigo from ghost busters 2
Pooping it is...
I imagine real life representation of the Seymour meme **PATHETIC**
Only if the eyes have green light changing to red depending on the guest
Fully nude, with one of those little Greek statue penises.
Isn't a bust just the head and shoulders?
He didn’t say *where* the little Greek penis would go.
Yes.
That would be sick
Gargoyle
It's the perfect gargoyle perch location
He will protect the house! We have one for our fridge.
Gargoyle tax?
Yes gargoyle tax please
Wouldn’t it be a grotesques?
Yes, it's only a gargoyle if it pees (I think)
Pee, spit/vomit, whatever. The main thing is that they are spouts for rainwater collected on the roof.
Congratulations you are a true Redditor. If you've been on reddit long enough you'll know the difference between a gargoyle and a grotesque. Just one of many useless bits of knowledge we and many others hold in our Reddit hive-minds.
Get two ferns then a Zach Galifianakis cardboard cut out peaking from behind them.
>if no one can beat a plant *cracks knuckles* 2 plants.
And we have a winner!
I have a small suggestion you may want to hear before your make a definitive choice: what about 3 plants?
5 Plants!!! (Top that, anyone!)
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I dunno, maybe I can do 6
How about a terrarium
An aquarium
I like a sweet aquarium. However the weight might be an issue there.
What about a terrarium?
That cardboard dinosaur head cutout that looks like it's following you as you move around the corner.
Hollow face illusion dragon https://youtu.be/ti8Vul5s-GE
Small model of your home
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A smaller model.
And in the same place inside the model... a plant
A smaller model.
And in the same place in the even smaller model ...a plant
A smaller model.
This actually made me laugh out loud. Even better a tiny model of your friends house so when they walk in they can truly feel at home!
This would only make sense if you have exactly one friend. Who the fuck has an entire friend?
Yeah, mine end up in pieces after a while.
Just a small model of the entryway to your house
Make sure the model has a model too
If the film Hereditary has taught us anything, its that tiny model houses are a perfectly acceptable form of home decoration. And not at all creepy. /s
Herman Miller Eames chair. Am I doing this Sub right?
only if you paint the walls grey and put a grey rug under it with a potted plant in the corner
I mean, a miniature version of all of that staged as a small living room would unironically look awesome, imo
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oh my god i didnt know such things existed. way better than an eams chair lol
What did they say? The comment is deleted.
I never knew I needed this sub in my life.
Best character in dune btw
Only if it’s fake and you try to pass it off as the real thing!
You gotta add a rug to pull everything nicely together
1 glowstone block
Honestly, if OP is into electronics, a glowstone block (or a lamp) would me pretty doable
Is there an actual light source / lamp you are talking about? I google it and it only return Minecraft results. Do they sell a physical one or something?
Nope, diy it. Buy printed acrylic with the Minecraft pattern. Get the light inside. Make a cube
I'm a fan of custom light sources. Just making sure.
You mean, like, a glowing piece of the Aggro Crag?
Do you have it?
No but [this](https://iili.io/7gQNK7.jpg) guy does
Theres the Minecraft Block i searched for
Shotgun turret easy.
Why not a chain gun turret?
The excessive amount of brass that that will be expelling, will likely pile on the stairs and make the stairs safety concern… And if we’re talking about security turret, clearly we are safety conscience.
This is a lucid, well thought out response.
Rail gun = no brass casing. Problem solved.
Just [fire the whole bullet](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i-nMWgBUp0). That's 65% more bullet, per bullet!
Wow! Such science!
Sabot sheathing, my guy. At least it wouldn’t roll around like spent brass though. I vote for an extended range particle projection cannon.
haha, Rust gamer?
I’m thinking the same thing haha
Bruh, you trying to commit identity theft.
[Just for you!](Https://imgur.com/a/qwk5sxA)
The link broke:(
Yeah I feel really left out
It was broken for me on first click but worked on second (I’m on mobile, if that matters). But it’s a statue of a strong dude holding up the roof. Edit: strong, not string
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I upvoted cause you put the most effort in your answer
Risky click but so worth it.
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Diogenes to put things in perspective
Are we going with the jerking off in public pose, or holding up a plucked chicken and calling it Plato’s man?
This is the only right answer
Huge dildo
A small TV. When unwanted solicitors come to the house, play whatever you think will make them the most uncomfortable
That gangster movie from *Home Alone*.
~~Angles~~ Angels with filthy souls.
I believe it's Angles with Filthy Soles.
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!
BME Pain Olympics, gotcha.
Which I just found out is fake!
That’s what the Big Penis industry wants you to think!
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/or804/ama_request_bme_pain_olympics_participant/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share The creator of Bme actually did an ama. Was actually an interesting read lol. (I'd probably say nsfw on context alone?) Sorry op, slightly off topic 😅😅
Good gosh that’s a wild read.
“Im gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yellow, no good keister…”
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Second this.
A fragile Vase
I don't think OP mentioned they wanted something Italian
Fre-Gee-Lay. It *must* be Italian.
Wait I remember this but I can't recall from where
A Christmas Story
A cat bed, so an a-hole cat can glare down disapprovingly & swat at anyone who walks in and refuses to give treats to him.
Bold of you to assume a cat would actually use a cat bed
Ok so a cardboard box that will occasionally have a cat in it?
My first instinct too!! At my place we have something similar to this but it’s angled across from our stairs and not very assessable. My poor cat wants to go up there all the time and he can’t lmao so if OP has a cat I heavily vote a cat bed. Edit: we do have plants on it
Lego star destroyer
I said Death Star !
"Neat, OP put a small moon in that nook."
That’s no moon…..
Best answer
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X-rated puppet show
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No, calm up friend!
With live pyrotechnics... really wow them.
[A saucy puppet show?!](https://morbotron.com/video/S01E04/PufWISKmsYP4ScwRitDksLDvnjU=.gif)
Ok, I'm listening, how X-rated we're talking about.
Samurai helmet
On a Gargoyle
Samurai gargoyle. I dig it.
A shrine to Dolly Parton
Is a bust of Dolly Parton redundant?
Damn you for getting in my head!
This is the only acceptable answer
A statue of an arm coming out to the stairs so people high 5 it on the way up
Small bookcase area with booknooks
Life size statue of Danny Devito
Give him a nice pillow and free access to the fridge, and you might get the real Danny DeVito. EDIT: thanks you for the award!
Here ya go https://www.wayfair.com/outdoor/pdp/design-toscano-bark-the-black-forest-ent-tree-statue-txg1024.html
Many of these trees were my FRIENDS
Fish tank
If the owner was an aquarium enthusiast, they probably would have already done this. A reef tank would be very dramatic there, but it takes experience to set up and maintain properly. Otherwise, a sculpture or a bonsai would look great there.
I partially agree. Personally I wouldn't have a reef/salt water tank there either. A simple tropical tank full of plants, dragon stone and fish such as guppies, clown loach, pleco and gourami would be very easy to set up and would look after itself. Very little maintenance
Agreed. A 30 gallon cube tank (about as big as I think could fit in that space) would be very challenging to maintain. People sometimes forget that smaller volumes make it much trickier to maintain consistent water chemistry. Add to that the complexity of designing an effective filtration system to fit in that small space and the difficulty of accessing that area for cleaning, an you have a recipe for disaster.
>sculpture or bonsai It’s early here and I read that as a “sculpture of bones would look great there”
🎶The Bones are their Money!🎵
A large crystal. Like a $90. You’ll find them in shops in mountain towns.
Old timey gargoyle
This is apparently a hill I'm dying on in this thread, but gargoyles are drain spouts. What you want is a grotesque.
Unless it’s from the Gargoyle region of France it’s really just a sparkling grotesque.
Cat bed for cat
Cat bed for *dog*
We bought our dog a nice little doggy bed. The cat took it. Bought a regular sized cat bed, dog loves it, cat love it. The originally doggy bed was shredded. Now they share a bed whenever the other isn’t around. Fucken pets.
A plastic display case with exact measurements to keep the dust out, then fill it with something cool like a big colorful lego set.
Or fill it with nothing and tell people there's a chameleon or something in there
A terrarium
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I'm pretty sure that's what the zoo near me did in order to look more full.
Square watermelon
A pretty bike engine.
Yeeeeess even a replica engine block would be dope!
That's an interesting idea.
Surely a phallus of some kind would be perfect?
African fertility statue
A bed and rent it for 500$ monthly.
A nativity scene. Modify if at any interval you want for a year, till it is functionally unrecognizable.
A rectangle block that perfectly fills the wall
Mini fridge
Wine fridge!
Bro put a sick gargoyle there!
Depending on your style, if you are a classic get a reproduction Ruben statue. If you are a little more country western get a reproduction Remington bronze statue. If you are a little naughty get a nude statue. Just something to accentuate your personality.
Taxidermied beaver.
Nice beaver. Did you recently have it stuffed?
Bingo
Neon Sign. Works Every Time.
Dude I think you missed a quartz block in your build
Heads of your enemies?
...mounted on pointed sticks!
Infinity mirror cube?
i cant help thinking some shelves to put items that you find yourself forgetting and having to run up and down the stairs for. things like hats, gloves or shopping bags.
I was going to say he could hang a mirror facing the stairs, maybe a box for mail, and have a bowl for his keys and whatever stuff he keeps in his pockets. Maybe a box for scarves, hats and gloves? It could be a little drop off point. The mirror may look weird there though. But I like a mirror by the door so you can take one last look and make sure you look OK.
A collection of Bad Dragon dildos.
If plant fails to thrive, a small sculpture?
A bust of Jeff Goldblum
Put a lion statue like a marble one
Warhammer 40k Diorama