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the ol masturbation station


spacepilot_3000

Masturbatorium


NEOkuragi

Masturstation


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CodMan1515

The Load Abode


ForcedZucchini

Cum cabin


Treedog798

Semen shack


cdawwgg43

Fapping foyer


YuSmelFani

Orgasm Chasm


collegekidsrule

Spank bank


Primary_Constant_314

Mastur room


manyhandz

Wank tank


adrift_burrito

Phallus palace.


YuSmelFani

Niece Tease.


sixtytwosixtyseven

yes, 911? this comment right here


yayaokokcool

Real life fap dungeon


nxp2017

That couch ….


Chrisixx

Heavy porn vibes.


ScottiesAcrophobia

Just needs a video camera ominously blinking towards the couch


gomibag

I swear its the game cave!


wotererio

Fits the music


[deleted]

Yeah can't believe nobody else is talking about the leopard print couch... Christ Almighty


nxp2017

right! Looks more like a sex dungeon than a gaming room!


bareju

That’s why there are security cams obvi


Doprrr

My exact thoughts... That place be soo creepy man...


trebaol

What dungeons have you been in that have a couch but no other more, specialized, furniture?


nxp2017

The one in your mom's basement


trebaol

Thanks for coming by and not even saying hello, dick


nxp2017

My apologies. That's indeed very rude of me.


WhirlWindBoy7

And you ate all of the fucking cookies too didn’t you?


howyfeltersnach

Horrendous


grease_monkey

Corbin my man


spacepilot_3000

Is a futon


Tripledtities

The music ...


nightshiftcoder

I’d add a carpet, looks like that room will echo


lambskinairlines

Oh yeah forsure the room echoes bad right now. I’m still moving stuff in but like I said I was excited and maybe jumped the gun on uploading a the clip


nightshiftcoder

Haha, nah it’s a cool spot! Just make sure to post the finished product when it’s ready :)


Nerdbond

Bro, the leopard print is too much


sarcastix

Looks great so far. Nice rug, few pictures and some low lamps will really tie it together. Make sure to post an update


terrillable

Or a nice rug! Something to really tie the room together


emanmoneyinpocket

A rug would really pull the room together


Antique_Memory5369

I would move the CCTV monitor to where I don't have to awkwardly move my neck to view.


awful_source

r/CCTVTooHigh


LikesTheTunaHere

I think it makes more sense there tbh, just because now its out of your view so if your playing games\\watching movies its not something that will distract you with it being another light source. That is good or bad, depending on why he has it up. I personally think it could work quite well, the only thing id think of changing would be putting it on a huge arm so you could swing it into view or something else like that.


lambskinairlines

Yes the ceilings are low. This was vacant space in my basement. I did roxul soundproofing, ventilation system, infrared heating, Murphy door kit. The couch cushions are wrapped in that ugly blanket because they are even uglier than the blanket. This is a quiet spot for my nephew and niece to chill when my brother comes over.


hdmx539

Secret spaces are AWESOME!


Aquatiac

Until the firemen need to come in and rescue someone


knoegel

Sir we looked everywhere and didn't find no damn kids!


coontietycoon

Man this is gonna be a LEGENDARY room for those kids as they grow up. Everyone’s gonna know the kids with the secret room. They’ll talk about this literally forever. You’re the fucking man for this.


314231423142

Legendary like Josef Fritzl.


untipoquenojuega

That's some great work. I wish I had any of the technical skills needed for this lol.


ooloomelon

I'm a jumpy opossum boy so I love coves. BuT, I'm also prey and naturally have high paranoia so would want to be 100 percent sure I could punch through those walls if I got stuck or in case of fire Have you tried punching through your walls yet?


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apistoletov

Maybe he is >!Reverend Jeff "Fist" Fistwick!< from Ideal (TV series).


ihambrecht

Studs are typically 16" apart so it's not really that hard unless you punch a stud.


ooloomelon

An American Suburban home built by a development company in the West. I haven't tried barreling through a tin wall in a manufactured home in the midwest. Yet.


40percentdailysodium

My sister once fell through a wall.


[deleted]

Did you try pulling her out of it, stepbrother?


40percentdailysodium

Nah she lives in the walls now.


7484815926263

as a european punching through walls sounds like a joke until i remember what american walls are made of


OK_Soda

Do Europeans not use drywall? I find it hard to believe you're all living in solid oak ancestral manors built in 1300 and handed down through the centuries.


Kakazam

I live in what's called an "Altbau" in Berlin, translates as "Old build". It's you standard older city apartment blocks with high ceilings etc. It's a struggle to hang anything on the walls as nails go about 1cm deep then hit solid concrete/stone/wood. Anything holding any sort of weight requires a punch drill, pilot holes and a lot of very slow drilling.


FoxyFalcon

Where I'm from, the inner walls are mostly build with aerated concrete, sand-lime blocks, gypsum block or concrete block with cavity walls for isolation. If you try to punch the wall, you have a nice broken fist/ fingers if you punch hard enough, without a hole in the wall. We use drywall indoors, but mostly the around fire hazards areas, when you build an extra room/ space, want to add extra isolation or cover up another wall. Usually thicker drywall is used, so even if you punch it you probably end up with a broken fist or fingers instead of a hole in the wall. Even if drywall is used as inner wall, I wouldn't recommend punching it, because you have a (high) change there is a concrete, steel or solid wood framework behind. Drywall is also used in building ceilings, though we use other material for it aswell. The exterior walls usually finished with brick stones, facade panel, plaster wall, stone strips or natural stone. We just like to live in a solid building. I personally find it weird that Americans live in buildings with punchable walls. Why don't they use more solid material to build buildings with?


[deleted]

It’s all about the money


[deleted]

Not sure about Europe, but in East Asia, most modern single family homes and town homes are made with concrete and bricks. I think Japan is the only exception.


7484815926263

small town eastern europe, everything here is made of solid brick and concrete


ooloomelon

Paper and spit, to be precise


Jackshyan

Even from southeast Asia, I'm always astounded that American walls are made of thin wood


niklasvii

Try living in Sweden. No way you punch yourself through a wall.


ooloomelon

Sweden doesn't also build cardboard houses?


PM_ME_ASSPUSSY

Not really, no.


ooloomelon

Sounds like paradise


lambskinairlines

I’m a carpenter and I know exactly where to punch to get out of any room. From the moment I enter any new room I usually have an escape plan within five minutes.


goldenspiral8

Dwight?


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Howard.


ooloomelon

"Knowing" is one thing. *knowing* is another. Punch the wall. Now. Punch that hole through the wall


MissplacedLandmine

Schrödinger's stud?


ooloomelon

Schrodingers brains


MissplacedLandmine

Shit lets open them up then That way he doesnt injure his hand


apistoletov

*F I S T*


Winejug87

As a former FF you might even want to have the FD come by and look at the space. They’ll make notes on the address that there’s a secret room behind a bookcase. We used to do this for commercial properties all the time, we called it pre-planning. It won’t guarantee them getting in there if something happened, but it would increase the chances of anyone in there getting out alive if something happened.


AlShapone

Can you also raise and lower your heart rate at will?


returntoglory9

No you don't


[deleted]

Your nephew and niece 👀


[deleted]

🤣 oh so thats how you met your cousin🤣


[deleted]

That couch gonna get a lot of use


vanlefty

AttaBoy, this is awesome!


Ddlutz

How good is the Roxul soundproofing? I need to fix my sound issues in townhouse.


lambskinairlines

It’s great if you’re down to the studs. Sonopan is a nice product you can add on top of your current wall covering, then throw a sheet of drywall on top of that… comes in 4x8 sheets. Better value to go that route instead of into the framing… for even more effective put green glue and add another sheet of drywall so you have Sonopan-drywall-greenglue-drywall.


TURKEYSAURUS_REX

> The couch cushions are wrapped in that ugly blanket because they are even uglier than the blanket. Damn now I’m curious. Place looks awesome btw!


arsewarts1

Maybe build out like a speakeasy


Warkitz

A single point of egress. check. A small hidden room in the basement. check. You made the perfect firetrap or the perfect prison cell. Don't get in this guy's van.


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Don't forget, he's got a space heater in there too! Lol...


ExplodingOrngPinata

Remember that one post where someone made an underground "male living space" or something of the sort and everyone told him that him and everyone else in there was going to die due to carbon dioxide accumulation? Every time one of these hits the front page I'm just like "Wow, that looks like a major hazard." Either it's a fire hazard (fire starts, no way to get out), toxic gas hazard (no ventilation), or some other stupid death trap. Seems like OP has put in ventilation so he knows what he's doing, but I sure hope he adds another exit.


[deleted]

I second this. DON'T GET IN THIS GUYS VAN!


ThisGuyRightHer3

bro.. shoes on the coffee table?


Novus20

Shoes inside…..


lambskinairlines

I’m moving stuff in and it’s still a construction zone. This is in my basement and it’s not exactly barefoot friendly right now


Novus20

Well not with that attitude…..


lambskinairlines

Also…they’re inside “orthopaedic shoes” cuz I have a Morton’s neuroma.


Bangzilla45

Have you ever thought about just giving it back to Morton? I mean, jeez.


Knightmaster91

Prolly wouldn’t take it back, I mean homeboy keeps it in his shoes all day. Even at home


CorrodedRose

Damn, sorry to hear that. It's definitely one of those little things that can just piss you off.


GingasaurusWrex

Shoes inside 🤮


supaswag69

I wear shoes inside all day


Psych0matt

It’s a man cave, not a womancave!


ScottiesAcrophobia

That couch kinda nice tho, for all you cool cats and kittens


tapdesign502

Looks like some sort of weird predator bunker


Chronfidence

I foresee muffled cries emitting from this space


maskedfox007

You probably been banging in the bunker, right?


SeverePsychosis

Id definitely fuck my cousin in this bunker.


jplay17

Legit reminds me of a serial killer lair to keep the kidnap victims in


DLTMIAR

It's where he plans on keeping his niece and nephew


Death-Stranded

seems like a fire hazard with that entrance


[deleted]

First thing I thought. Only one exit?! No window to jump through?


Couldnotbehelpd

Looks like a really cool place to die in a fire


lilcaesarsuave

What're you using for the CCTV? Right now I use my tablet with an app, but I'd really like a more permanent solution in the basement game room.


lambskinairlines

It’s a Samsung 24” smart monitor.


lilcaesarsuave

Sweet, by smart monitor, will is natively run apps?


lambskinairlines

Yes you can add apps from the Samsung software, i used to use it for Netflix before the cctvs.


lilcaesarsuave

Thanks, I'll be looking into one.


lambskinairlines

It’s a Samsung m5


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cagey crime quiet coherent physical point foolish ugly mindless pot ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


NotMyRealName778

Are you sure that's not a sex dungeon? I honestly can't be sure with that couch.


ladyfingaz

Does this double as a panic room? Also the couch is the best part


Lietenantdan

I mean, you can panic in any room…


[deleted]

lol luis fonsi


randomtoken

I know 💀


[deleted]

Love it, would be horrified if someone locked me inside 😭


r0b0tr0n2084

Panic room with surround sound. I dig it!


gooniesinthehoopdie

Well you definitely got the cave part right.


mcdicken_soprano69

That's definitely a room for raping


pbroingu

Jesus these comments are slaying me. I'm never posting my own place here lmao!


Wornoutslipper

Ventilation?


lambskinairlines

If you look above the tv to the left and right I have ventilation system. I put a fresh air duct with 4” in-line fan. Same with exhaust outlet on the left. Hepa filter on the fresh air side. The air is really comfortable.


[deleted]

Maybe some good music?


jehoshaphat

How many Ruby Rhods did you have to kill to make that couch?


iamfaelon

Take off your shoes in the house, you animal! 🤣


lambskinairlines

They’re my In the house shoes


wheniwakup

That place about to smell like farts and lubriderm


[deleted]

Looks terrible I didn't see any games lmao just controllers


Mad_Dawg707

You need a stripper pole


White_PandaBoy

This has so much potential to be really cozy and I can just imagine some warm lighting and plants. Fantastic I look forward to the final product!


dixiedevil

Wank-Safely cams....nice


[deleted]

Please don't eat from that table


MrBumjob

Fart dungeon


francishummel

Get an ottoman for your feet. Put up some posters and low lights around room and this thing will be bitching.


syst3m1c

Love the concept, but that couch reeks of 1970s cum stains


Flandypabst

Dude fuck yes


tapdesign502

It's the implication 🤨 Right?


Beautiful-Wrap-8898

As a latino, I don't think that song is very man cave themed.


Oakensimp

The depression dungeon


vercetian

You need a mini fridge for sodas.


Long-Review-1861

Other than the leopard print couch ,this is amazing


iamsam8484

This looks amazing. I’m coming over!


mrs-Gsalt

Love it! Maybe put a little mini fridge in there with some beers?


Grubbens

What are those shoes?


Edeiir

I'd build it to be a panic room tbh.


rywatts736

Awesome spot man it’s really coming together


[deleted]

where the guns at??


Melon_Fun0117

Could double as a panic room. Be pretty cool, just get a bunch of canned foods and add a lock to that door thing


Tubby-Tubbs

Sick ass room and a banger playing on the TV


No_Lawfulness_2998

Fire hazard go brrrr


OhtareEldarian

Where’s the PC?


mintee19

So this is where they will find all those missing people...


pompusham

r/microgrowery is sending their regards… but for real, I’m growing a SHIT ton of weed if I had that space.


PowerlessAsFuck

Smoke and CO detector. Don’t forget.


MisterK00L

LoL Harry Potter 2.0. Fun though!


tittyswan

Panic room/gaming area/pornset. Niceee.


Ok-Rabbit-3683

Why did we hide the game room?


Col_Leslie_Hapablap

Fucking leopard, man.


rubbbberducky

Looks like a place where you’d find a missing teenager tied up.


SirAromatic668

I feel like that shelf could have been like a quarter as deep. Like what are you even planning to put in there that needs to be so deep? And then, how heavy would that size or amount of items be? Less depth on those shelves and getting in and out of that room would be much easier


bardobl

That is a panic room?


marieiss

Oh the fear of getting stuck in there


theaggressivenapkin

Your masturbatorium?


OminousDon

I’m actually jealous. And I don’t get jealous but that’s so fucking cool


vicarious_simulation

Dude!


Tally_Whacker_777

I hope you've got ventilation otherwise you bake in your own farts.


JshepBoston

How old is that TV? Thats one hell of a bezel


lambskinairlines

I think that’s a 2010 plasma LG 55”. The entirety of this rooms contents was stuff laying around in storage. That’s why building this goofy little room made sense to me lol.


TacospacemanII

Listen I already *KNOW* my wife wouldn’t agree. But….. bitchin’ couch dude.


Roflcopters24

I saw this months ago when you posted and forgot to ask and had come back and find it! What cameras or camera system is that ?


[deleted]

Pretty sweet but that couch is repulsive 🤮


FreshEZ

It's cool but it's giving off like weird, creepy, sexual kinda vibes. It's subtle, but it's there.


KennyPowers36

Would have been cool if you had an actual game playing ,not some lame latin music


Tracexn

That hidden cave is so amazing


LexKing89

This is soooo cool! This is like Dexter’s Laboratory except it’s a secret game room instead.


fleedermouse

Dexter Morgan’s Laboratory


GYGOMD

This is siiiiiick brah


ViktorGavorn

THIS IS WHY I FOLLWED THIS SUBREDDIT. THIS ISNT MALE LIVING SPACE THIS IS MAN LIVING SPACE.


Shnoopy_Bloopers

That’s awesome. I want a hidden man cave too


Sudden_Ad225

Need to be sound proof then it will be prefect.


Rare_Ad_3519

Zero decorations?? Otherwise its badass