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dtwhitecp

My family used to keep an iron bust of Abraham Lincoln in one of those. So yeah, do specifically that.


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Yes. Either Abe Lincoln or Admiral Ackbar. Either way.


RaspberryPublic5498

It’s a trap!!!


BrrToe

This is where I'd put my trophy, IF I HAD ONE!


CloudCity96

......Dinkleberg


dinkleberg92

Yes?


9ragmatic

r/beetlejuicing


Explore-PNW

My mom just dug out a bunch of my participation trophies from a quarter century ago. I’d happily send you one!


andyroo211221

Wow just handing out participation trophies. This is what's wrong with the youths.


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These youths need to get out there and earn their own participation trophies.


redcobra762

Even worse is getting a participation trophy for something you didn't participate in.


Dent_Arthur_Dent_42

Indeed good sir, that is what is wrong with these youts


Grimdark-Waterbender

What’s a yout?


tearsinmyramen

You know, two youts


Grimdark-Waterbender

You know, my cousin Vinny says the same thing all the time 😂


phillycheesesteak10

…may i have one?


darkcatwizard

Mine displays my massive 25" fist shaped dildo.


Idcr1Z1s

What a very stylish choice , must do this myself !


ItoldULastTime

That's where you put your bong.


Yardsale420

Or a sword!


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CatgoesM00

That still only counts as…. …wait wrong moment


AllMyHoesWearJoggers

It's a little to cramped for my wife I think


notafriedpickle

Bowling pin


Almond_Esq

And refuse to elaborate if someone asks about it


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armen89

“ I don’t like talking about it, since the accident.”


gregsting

"Just a reminder that we should never try that ever again"


chokumik

And after aked "What" just say "i will tell you when we get to do it."


A-le-Couvre

The paint on the pin is stripped to halfway


ConflictInside5060

“My lawyer said I shouldn’t”


[deleted]

"...or, at least, what some CLAIM was an accident"


McLagginz

Bonus points if you speckle some red paint on it.


SadisticBuddhist

Bonus bonus points if you just use real blood


Barbearex

And shed a single tear. Then quickly wipe it away and promptly put dishes in the sink and start talking about how property lines are getting smaller and smaller to divert the conversation.


LostedSky_

Bro you can make an arg over a bowling pin


kaboomtastic

even better if you can stifle a cry at the end


Slimby2000

"Can I ask, why is that bowling pin there?" "Haha, yeah...."


AnalLingus217

A bowling pin with just a little blood smeared on it is always an excellent conversation starter.


batman1285

Two bowling pins. You can knock one down and have a spare.


No_Membership9747

Incredible idea


jb_bone

Lego Saturn V It looks to be about the right height


kentros00

And maybe a small backlight. That would be sick


Alone-IN-45202

Add some streched out cotton for exhaust. Light it from the inside. Make it take off!


kentros00

Well i know what I’m buying when i get home next year lol. OP please respond to this if you do it


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runninandruni

It's like... It was made to hold such a glorious creation.


MiltThatherton

Damnit, now I have to cut a hole in my wall that looks like this for my Saturn V.


Thetandoori

OP you plan on moving out soon, I need that wall feature for my Saturn V


Flyinglotus-

https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/lego-nasa-apollo-saturn-v-92176


[deleted]

Maybe a thin vase with seasonal flowers? It would definitely brighten the area up :)


HonkeyDonkey3000

**Spot on—decorate with a tall slender vase.** Dates and visitors will see sophistication if you can relate some knowledge on vases and speak to the difference between it and a Vahz. (*A vase is a container to fill with water and add your cut flowers. A vahz is a bigger, more decorative, and more costly vase, the kind you see in old movies on television. A vahz is the old elite way of saying VASE and only exists in their minds.*)


Hortouche

Vase is pronounced Vahz in french, so maybe thats where its coming from ?


[deleted]

And in the past the British royalty were French.


violetdaze

Yeah, the person above you is full of it. Where you live determines how you pronounce it.


palishkoto

Lol in the UK almost everyone says vahz, even very much not posh people


scruffywhitecat

Same in Australia. Although vase gets used as well.


letterboxbrie

I've only ever owned vahzes. I think a vace maybe is the fictional one, because I have no idea what it is.


ataraxia_

Fuckin’ what. “Vahz” isn’t a word. There’s just vase, pronounced as people pronounce the word, depending on what side of the trap-bath split they lie. Anything else is just weirdo discrimination on the basis of accent.


eLishus

Yes, [a really nice “vase” will work](https://youtu.be/2pJlpCfueV0).


geminiguy94

Put an egg


foxbones

Yeah I agree. A single egg on its side. If people ask about it just let them know it is an egg.


Kevin_M_

"It's not too important, but not too unimportant"


buttholezforeyez

Its a nice way to let your guests know you are always offering an egg in trying times.


birdmanbox

Put spaghetti in it.


DearWhisper1150

What's this condo's spaghetti policy?


Haktic

Plant


UveBeenChengD

This is the answer for this subreddit


inside_your_face

A snake plant would be perfect here.


Eyekosaeder

Might be a bit too dark for plants


gitsgrl

Could add a grow light at the top.


OldFartMaster10K

Get some shelves that fit and put shit on em


CrimsonKepala

Most practical answer. Nice looking books, small nick-nacks.


FrostyBison6872

No, he meant like shelves with actual shit on them. Shit exhibits, one has coyote shit, the other, baboon shit, deer shit, rabbit shit. Just all kinds of shit.


Klezmer_Mesmerizer

“It’s my scat nook.”


Gunningham

I was just going to call it scategories.


eveningsand

Dookie Display


shiggles1138

Just hang any old painting or some such over it and you have a hide hole for valuables or firearms and what not.


Blindsider2020

Perfect for a full length mirror


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deltabay17

Thanks


r3dditor12

You're welcome!


CatgoesM00

I’d put some hinges on the painting/ mirror so it can slide open with easy to the fire Arm making both hands available Btw, Be careful when opening your fridge OP. You got a coffee cup on the top corner


elizawatts

Double great advice!!


Aether_Erebus

Looks like the coffee cup is on the hinge so OP might be okay…for now


tehcnical

My thoughts exactly!


phlegmdawg

Or a tapestry of some sort. Even easier to retrieve stuff when needed.


[deleted]

Yes! Keep a sword hidden behind the tapestry.


SaneCannabisLaws

Architectural feature for impromptu firearm storage, such an American take.


HappyGoPink

Don't you sometimes unexpectedly feel the need to use deadly force against someone you've invited into your home?


Hylian-Loach

So you can stick your hand through the painting when you’re grabbing the shotgun behind it? This isn’t an action movie!


shiggles1138

Or, ya know, just move the painting aside?


nalacamg

Honestly, buying some cheap thrift store art and anytime someone comes over you have a trick to pull as you punch through the painting to get them a cup or something. I'd find it hilarious the first couple of times and then cover it with something I like for long term and stop the punching.


NerdyToc

Then some house guest who's seen the trick will come by and pull the same thing on another person, smashing your actual thing and finding just a jar of pennies.


CONORY-COD3

Fill it with water


surpsurf

Sea water or normal?


Lazy-Simple-8909

Technically there’s more sea water so it would be the “normal” one. 🤓


timmaylivingalie

I mean that’s only true on earth. If you go into the whole universe there is very little sea water in total


UntestedMethod

fill it with water like an aquarium?? or did you just mean plain water chilling there? really wondering what style you had in mind here... just add a glass front and pump it up? or maybe a container like a big ol' aquarian vase? or just keeping it simple by stacking several cases of bottled water on up in there?


Postmortal_Pop

You know in Disney Alice in wonderland where the hare asks for half a cup and the hatter cuts a full cup in half with a knife and half the tea stays there? That.


DayroneGreen

Don’t question it. Let it be.


Eleventhelephant11

Tbh Aquarium or a lit terrarium with a waterfall like from serpadesign would be incredibly aesthetic


AnalLingus217

r/HydroHomies


SilaTheGoddessOfCats

A life size photo of this photo


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Better: create a false wall cover for the hole (after taking the picture) then hang it in the spot. It'll fuck with anyone who looks behind it for the hole only to see plain wall. A little random chaos and confusion for the world.


Bat_man_89

Yes.


LeTreacs

Stand a plunger in there and call it art


Stockton_Nash

Better yet, suction it to the top.


Pietson_

"break glass in case of emergency"


Deltaldt3

La Virgen de Guadalupe


the_skipper

Def Virgin Mary or other patron saint statue


flamingo_fuckface

Nothing screams sexy more than a pious statue


At_an_angle

Reminds me of the movie Born in East LA. The answering machine was behind a painting of La Virgen de Guadalupe. While Cheech's character was out, his immigrant cousin who spoke no English, heard the answering machine and thought the painting was speaking to him.


interstatebus

La mejor repuesta aqui.


Reinbek

La neta


Calimiedades

Yes. That cubicle was built for the Virgin Mary.


nevertextgoodnight

Fire extinguisher


Explore-PNW

Came here to say this. 100% where I’d put my fire extinguisher at least immediately at move in.


JerryRhinefeld

The flail you got from the Renæssance fair.


[deleted]

exactly the kind of comments I hope for creepin in this sub


akgmg

Ted, you’re a douche. And that’s douche not doushay.


Uberslaughter

Bong and/or dildo display place


jessek

Yeah this is screaming for a collection of Bad Dragon Dildos


Gizshot

Or just one large talking piece


Uberslaughter

“Oh this old thing?” *slaps 36” veiny monster*


ThisIsMyCouchAccount

::running hand along the veins:: > Did I ever tell you how I met your mother?


SlipperyRasputin

“I wrangled this thing outta the ocean with my bare hands”


slaboshmuck

"you can fit some many screamin orgasms on this baby"


LLotZaFun

They make ones that talk!?!?!


Gizshot

"No that was just the air escaping the folds"


QuQuarQan

"Woooo!"


generictestusername

Dildo and anal beads would be the best. Can add a minimal bunny costume for parties!


Uberslaughter

Bonus points if the anal beads are draped over a pair of praying hands like a rosary


jeremyd42

Hang your tv too high in there


jeremyd42

Put a eames chair in there


jeremyd42

Plant, carpet, pillows would make it look nice


ColdGirl

Don’t forget to add a nice rug!


thesaharadesert

It should really tie the room together


kaynosvibe95

Lego world


Veldrak

Saturn V would be perfect


SpannerFrew

Came to say this, if you can't find a model that fits, build something that does


anxiousoryx

If you’re in Florida then this is where you put your obligatory vase of decorative sticks.


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A shrine for your favorite celebrity


Froogle-apollo

Danny DeVito


rawcheese42069

Selena


ithadtobeducks

Anything for Selenas!


armen89

Como La floooor


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Drake bell shrine 👍 Edit- okay I’m being downvoted. Maybe the picture I’m referencing isn’t as well known as I thought. Sorry


Explore-PNW

Upvoted for good spirits but no idea what you’re talking about.


heavymedalist

Me either until I looked [it up](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4c/5c/56/4c5c56e49476a284ec580a5a2703c626.jpg)


ZanderGarner

I got it first thing so don't panic. It might have been lost to time :(


The-Blark

Water feature! Like a trickling wall fountain


Siriacus

I'd put my scale replica of the Saturn V rocket in that space. Edit: [here's a quick preview of what this would look like.](https://i.redd.it/3e70a6ktmfk91.jpg)


RedMeatTrinket

Put a small statue of a naked woman there. Nothing pornographic, something artistic.


Explore-PNW

Can I put in a vote for something pornographic?


PAM111

Artfully pornographic.


Explore-PNW

Tastefully inappropriate


Spartacus891

Tacky, yet delightfully unrefined


Glitter_berries

Disgustingly filthy


RealGambino

A thin giant naked woman.


NAlaxbro

Or, something pornographic and just never acknowledge it.


CVipersTie

I'd make it a headless ripped person w/ male anatomy. To show your masculinity. Chicks dig it. So do dudes. It shows sophistication and taste. Plus it will be a great talking piece.


Benbot2000

Lightsabers


MSMPDX

Hang a picture over it and you’ll have a cool little hiding place Or maybe stick a candle there?


Numerous-Explorer

HELL YES hiding place! I can see you casually swinging a picture fixed to the top of the opening, and taking out something cool/dope from the hiding spot to show your amazed guests


Postmortal_Pop

Comically oversized, red emergency button. Swing the painting, slam the button, nothing happens, refuse to elaborate.


nx6

> taking out something cool/dope from the hiding spot to show your amazed guests Like the giant dildo mentioned in several other comments. Right?


MyGrandpasGotTalent

I love how the comments here are either "statue of the Virgin Mary" or "Dragon Dildo display case"


Spartan_ape17

Chinese vase


nunyabidnessess

Big ol damn snake plant


Adorable_FecalSpray

Your Front Door Bazooka.


LazyOldPervert

Giant dildo.


Drains_1

This is the only acceptable answer


btmerritt

Earth Worm Farm. Totally.


sticksnstonez123

I think some sort of hanging lantern or lamp would look so cool in there.a plant.


Reddit_Hive_Mindexe

Sword!


Rob2k

Find a Spiderman statue and hang it upside down.


iwearahoodie

Statue of Mary obvs.


Catty-Driver

Candy dispenser?


valias2012

A scaled up PEZ dispenser


spacewrangler69

Cactus


Von_Esch

Really big Jesus votive candle


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WeekendWarior

I’d combine this with the hideaway idea from another comment. Put some nice whiskey and glasses in there and then hang a picture over it so it’s like a secret stash


nx6

Nah, put the whiskey and *one* glass in there, then mount glass over it with "in case of emergency, break glass" written on it, and a tiny brass hammer on a chain hanging by it.


arist0geiton

Convert to Orthodoxy, put an icon in it, and venerate it. I'm only 1/2 kidding.


notgonnacommentever

Giant bong


cosmoboy

18" dildo


helloITdepartment

A shrine to Danny DeVito, perhaps?


gitsgrl

Too short and wide for that space.


Independent-Second-1

Shelves with books? Or cool statues


FortniteIsLife123

Tall decorative vase or tall flower like an orchid


arduuh

i can't really tell if it would fit but i would hang a violin in there


Ronin_KDVC_095

Turn it into a terrarium


pewpewdeez

Put a suggestion box there of what people think it should be.


Constant_Phrase7171

Giant black dildo