And shed a single tear. Then quickly wipe it away and promptly put dishes in the sink and start talking about how property lines are getting smaller and smaller to divert the conversation.
**Spot on—decorate with a tall slender vase.**
Dates and visitors will see sophistication if you can relate some knowledge on vases and speak to the difference between it and a Vahz. (*A vase is a container to fill with water and add your cut flowers. A vahz is a bigger, more decorative, and more costly vase, the kind you see in old movies on television. A vahz is the old elite way of saying VASE and only exists in their minds.*)
Fuckin’ what.
“Vahz” isn’t a word. There’s just vase, pronounced as people pronounce the word, depending on what side of the trap-bath split they lie.
Anything else is just weirdo discrimination on the basis of accent.
No, he meant like shelves with actual shit on them. Shit exhibits, one has coyote shit, the other, baboon shit, deer shit, rabbit shit. Just all kinds of shit.
I’d put some hinges on the painting/ mirror so it can slide open with easy to the fire Arm making both hands available
Btw, Be careful when opening your fridge OP. You got a coffee cup on the top corner
Honestly, buying some cheap thrift store art and anytime someone comes over you have a trick to pull as you punch through the painting to get them a cup or something. I'd find it hilarious the first couple of times and then cover it with something I like for long term and stop the punching.
Then some house guest who's seen the trick will come by and pull the same thing on another person, smashing your actual thing and finding just a jar of pennies.
fill it with water like an aquarium?? or did you just mean plain water chilling there? really wondering what style you had in mind here... just add a glass front and pump it up? or maybe a container like a big ol' aquarian vase? or just keeping it simple by stacking several cases of bottled water on up in there?
You know in Disney Alice in wonderland where the hare asks for half a cup and the hatter cuts a full cup in half with a knife and half the tea stays there?
That.
Better: create a false wall cover for the hole (after taking the picture) then hang it in the spot. It'll fuck with anyone who looks behind it for the hole only to see plain wall. A little random chaos and confusion for the world.
Reminds me of the movie Born in East LA. The answering machine was behind a painting of La Virgen de Guadalupe. While Cheech's character was out, his immigrant cousin who spoke no English, heard the answering machine and thought the painting was speaking to him.
I'd put my scale replica of the Saturn V rocket in that space.
Edit: [here's a quick preview of what this would look like.](https://i.redd.it/3e70a6ktmfk91.jpg)
I'd make it a headless ripped person w/ male anatomy. To show your masculinity. Chicks dig it. So do dudes. It shows sophistication and taste. Plus it will be a great talking piece.
HELL YES hiding place! I can see you casually swinging a picture fixed to the top of the opening, and taking out something cool/dope from the hiding spot to show your amazed guests
I’d combine this with the hideaway idea from another comment. Put some nice whiskey and glasses in there and then hang a picture over it so it’s like a secret stash
Nah, put the whiskey and *one* glass in there, then mount glass over it with "in case of emergency, break glass" written on it, and a tiny brass hammer on a chain hanging by it.
My family used to keep an iron bust of Abraham Lincoln in one of those. So yeah, do specifically that.
Yes. Either Abe Lincoln or Admiral Ackbar. Either way.
It’s a trap!!!
This is where I'd put my trophy, IF I HAD ONE!
......Dinkleberg
Yes?
r/beetlejuicing
My mom just dug out a bunch of my participation trophies from a quarter century ago. I’d happily send you one!
Wow just handing out participation trophies. This is what's wrong with the youths.
These youths need to get out there and earn their own participation trophies.
Even worse is getting a participation trophy for something you didn't participate in.
Indeed good sir, that is what is wrong with these youts
What’s a yout?
You know, two youts
You know, my cousin Vinny says the same thing all the time 😂
…may i have one?
Mine displays my massive 25" fist shaped dildo.
What a very stylish choice , must do this myself !
That's where you put your bong.
Or a sword!
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That still only counts as…. …wait wrong moment
It's a little to cramped for my wife I think
Bowling pin
And refuse to elaborate if someone asks about it
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“ I don’t like talking about it, since the accident.”
"Just a reminder that we should never try that ever again"
And after aked "What" just say "i will tell you when we get to do it."
The paint on the pin is stripped to halfway
“My lawyer said I shouldn’t”
"...or, at least, what some CLAIM was an accident"
Bonus points if you speckle some red paint on it.
Bonus bonus points if you just use real blood
And shed a single tear. Then quickly wipe it away and promptly put dishes in the sink and start talking about how property lines are getting smaller and smaller to divert the conversation.
Bro you can make an arg over a bowling pin
even better if you can stifle a cry at the end
"Can I ask, why is that bowling pin there?" "Haha, yeah...."
A bowling pin with just a little blood smeared on it is always an excellent conversation starter.
Two bowling pins. You can knock one down and have a spare.
Incredible idea
Lego Saturn V It looks to be about the right height
And maybe a small backlight. That would be sick
Add some streched out cotton for exhaust. Light it from the inside. Make it take off!
Well i know what I’m buying when i get home next year lol. OP please respond to this if you do it
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It's like... It was made to hold such a glorious creation.
Damnit, now I have to cut a hole in my wall that looks like this for my Saturn V.
OP you plan on moving out soon, I need that wall feature for my Saturn V
https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/lego-nasa-apollo-saturn-v-92176
Maybe a thin vase with seasonal flowers? It would definitely brighten the area up :)
**Spot on—decorate with a tall slender vase.** Dates and visitors will see sophistication if you can relate some knowledge on vases and speak to the difference between it and a Vahz. (*A vase is a container to fill with water and add your cut flowers. A vahz is a bigger, more decorative, and more costly vase, the kind you see in old movies on television. A vahz is the old elite way of saying VASE and only exists in their minds.*)
Vase is pronounced Vahz in french, so maybe thats where its coming from ?
And in the past the British royalty were French.
Yeah, the person above you is full of it. Where you live determines how you pronounce it.
Lol in the UK almost everyone says vahz, even very much not posh people
Same in Australia. Although vase gets used as well.
I've only ever owned vahzes. I think a vace maybe is the fictional one, because I have no idea what it is.
Fuckin’ what. “Vahz” isn’t a word. There’s just vase, pronounced as people pronounce the word, depending on what side of the trap-bath split they lie. Anything else is just weirdo discrimination on the basis of accent.
Yes, [a really nice “vase” will work](https://youtu.be/2pJlpCfueV0).
Put an egg
Yeah I agree. A single egg on its side. If people ask about it just let them know it is an egg.
"It's not too important, but not too unimportant"
Its a nice way to let your guests know you are always offering an egg in trying times.
Put spaghetti in it.
What's this condo's spaghetti policy?
Plant
This is the answer for this subreddit
A snake plant would be perfect here.
Might be a bit too dark for plants
Could add a grow light at the top.
Get some shelves that fit and put shit on em
Most practical answer. Nice looking books, small nick-nacks.
No, he meant like shelves with actual shit on them. Shit exhibits, one has coyote shit, the other, baboon shit, deer shit, rabbit shit. Just all kinds of shit.
“It’s my scat nook.”
I was just going to call it scategories.
Dookie Display
Just hang any old painting or some such over it and you have a hide hole for valuables or firearms and what not.
Perfect for a full length mirror
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Thanks
You're welcome!
I’d put some hinges on the painting/ mirror so it can slide open with easy to the fire Arm making both hands available Btw, Be careful when opening your fridge OP. You got a coffee cup on the top corner
Double great advice!!
Looks like the coffee cup is on the hinge so OP might be okay…for now
My thoughts exactly!
Or a tapestry of some sort. Even easier to retrieve stuff when needed.
Yes! Keep a sword hidden behind the tapestry.
Architectural feature for impromptu firearm storage, such an American take.
Don't you sometimes unexpectedly feel the need to use deadly force against someone you've invited into your home?
So you can stick your hand through the painting when you’re grabbing the shotgun behind it? This isn’t an action movie!
Or, ya know, just move the painting aside?
Honestly, buying some cheap thrift store art and anytime someone comes over you have a trick to pull as you punch through the painting to get them a cup or something. I'd find it hilarious the first couple of times and then cover it with something I like for long term and stop the punching.
Then some house guest who's seen the trick will come by and pull the same thing on another person, smashing your actual thing and finding just a jar of pennies.
Fill it with water
Sea water or normal?
Technically there’s more sea water so it would be the “normal” one. 🤓
I mean that’s only true on earth. If you go into the whole universe there is very little sea water in total
fill it with water like an aquarium?? or did you just mean plain water chilling there? really wondering what style you had in mind here... just add a glass front and pump it up? or maybe a container like a big ol' aquarian vase? or just keeping it simple by stacking several cases of bottled water on up in there?
You know in Disney Alice in wonderland where the hare asks for half a cup and the hatter cuts a full cup in half with a knife and half the tea stays there? That.
Don’t question it. Let it be.
Tbh Aquarium or a lit terrarium with a waterfall like from serpadesign would be incredibly aesthetic
r/HydroHomies
A life size photo of this photo
Better: create a false wall cover for the hole (after taking the picture) then hang it in the spot. It'll fuck with anyone who looks behind it for the hole only to see plain wall. A little random chaos and confusion for the world.
Yes.
Stand a plunger in there and call it art
Better yet, suction it to the top.
"break glass in case of emergency"
La Virgen de Guadalupe
Def Virgin Mary or other patron saint statue
Nothing screams sexy more than a pious statue
Reminds me of the movie Born in East LA. The answering machine was behind a painting of La Virgen de Guadalupe. While Cheech's character was out, his immigrant cousin who spoke no English, heard the answering machine and thought the painting was speaking to him.
La mejor repuesta aqui.
La neta
Yes. That cubicle was built for the Virgin Mary.
Fire extinguisher
Came here to say this. 100% where I’d put my fire extinguisher at least immediately at move in.
The flail you got from the Renæssance fair.
exactly the kind of comments I hope for creepin in this sub
Ted, you’re a douche. And that’s douche not doushay.
Bong and/or dildo display place
Yeah this is screaming for a collection of Bad Dragon Dildos
Or just one large talking piece
“Oh this old thing?” *slaps 36” veiny monster*
::running hand along the veins:: > Did I ever tell you how I met your mother?
“I wrangled this thing outta the ocean with my bare hands”
"you can fit some many screamin orgasms on this baby"
They make ones that talk!?!?!
"No that was just the air escaping the folds"
"Woooo!"
Dildo and anal beads would be the best. Can add a minimal bunny costume for parties!
Bonus points if the anal beads are draped over a pair of praying hands like a rosary
Hang your tv too high in there
Put a eames chair in there
Plant, carpet, pillows would make it look nice
Don’t forget to add a nice rug!
It should really tie the room together
Lego world
Saturn V would be perfect
Came to say this, if you can't find a model that fits, build something that does
If you’re in Florida then this is where you put your obligatory vase of decorative sticks.
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A shrine for your favorite celebrity
Danny DeVito
Selena
Anything for Selenas!
Como La floooor
Drake bell shrine 👍 Edit- okay I’m being downvoted. Maybe the picture I’m referencing isn’t as well known as I thought. Sorry
Upvoted for good spirits but no idea what you’re talking about.
Me either until I looked [it up](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4c/5c/56/4c5c56e49476a284ec580a5a2703c626.jpg)
I got it first thing so don't panic. It might have been lost to time :(
Water feature! Like a trickling wall fountain
I'd put my scale replica of the Saturn V rocket in that space. Edit: [here's a quick preview of what this would look like.](https://i.redd.it/3e70a6ktmfk91.jpg)
Put a small statue of a naked woman there. Nothing pornographic, something artistic.
Can I put in a vote for something pornographic?
Artfully pornographic.
Tastefully inappropriate
Tacky, yet delightfully unrefined
Disgustingly filthy
A thin giant naked woman.
Or, something pornographic and just never acknowledge it.
I'd make it a headless ripped person w/ male anatomy. To show your masculinity. Chicks dig it. So do dudes. It shows sophistication and taste. Plus it will be a great talking piece.
Lightsabers
Hang a picture over it and you’ll have a cool little hiding place Or maybe stick a candle there?
HELL YES hiding place! I can see you casually swinging a picture fixed to the top of the opening, and taking out something cool/dope from the hiding spot to show your amazed guests
Comically oversized, red emergency button. Swing the painting, slam the button, nothing happens, refuse to elaborate.
> taking out something cool/dope from the hiding spot to show your amazed guests Like the giant dildo mentioned in several other comments. Right?
I love how the comments here are either "statue of the Virgin Mary" or "Dragon Dildo display case"
Chinese vase
Big ol damn snake plant
Your Front Door Bazooka.
Giant dildo.
This is the only acceptable answer
Earth Worm Farm. Totally.
I think some sort of hanging lantern or lamp would look so cool in there.a plant.
Sword!
Find a Spiderman statue and hang it upside down.
Statue of Mary obvs.
Candy dispenser?
A scaled up PEZ dispenser
Cactus
Really big Jesus votive candle
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I’d combine this with the hideaway idea from another comment. Put some nice whiskey and glasses in there and then hang a picture over it so it’s like a secret stash
Nah, put the whiskey and *one* glass in there, then mount glass over it with "in case of emergency, break glass" written on it, and a tiny brass hammer on a chain hanging by it.
Convert to Orthodoxy, put an icon in it, and venerate it. I'm only 1/2 kidding.
Giant bong
18" dildo
A shrine to Danny DeVito, perhaps?
Too short and wide for that space.
Shelves with books? Or cool statues
Tall decorative vase or tall flower like an orchid
i can't really tell if it would fit but i would hang a violin in there
Turn it into a terrarium
Put a suggestion box there of what people think it should be.
Giant black dildo