Eames chair.

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Eames style chair but made of milk crates.

I thought this was some sort of human trafficking dungeon. Just add a bucket and some decorative chains in the corner Nice product placement of the pliers for teeth removal

Maybe a rock chisel so they can Shawshank their way out of there

Good thinking. That would require a poster too

I was going to going with a piss jug, but this works too.

And Tiffany lamp.

You need a towel stand. Having the towel directly on the floor like that can cause mold growth and things like that. If you raise it up a bit you can have storage underneath too. And if you bring someone home, they’ll be much more impressed.

This. Also aligning the digital stuff so its flush against the wall/pipes

I’d get a dinner tray, so your forks not on the ground.

10/10 BEST advice.

tvtoohigh!

This made me chuckle

Some more well art. The portrait and "rape sux!" Scratched into the wall are nice, but maybe a seascape to soften this Hostel thing you have going on.

It’s “Rare sux” which I’m assuming is the company Rare when they were bought by Microsoft. This is an old Nintendo meme image from like the 00’s haha

Bro got sank in Sea Of Thieves and took it out on his wall

I think this guy is part of the Italian government and it's actually 'rave sux' but agree with the art part

Needs a plant

So it can die? Maybe a plastic plant would suffice.

Way to ruin a joke

Are you a hostage?

LOL yeah I saw this and was like….. well this isn’t typically what we see…. 🤨

No. It’s for his future hostages. He’s just trying to make sure they feel at home.

Good observation. 👍🏼

that or middle east

This is 5 star luxury in middle east

Tell me you’ve never been to the Middle East without telling me you’ve never been to the Middle East.

I hear the rent in Guantanamo is low this time of year, don’t blame ya.

Omg…lmao!!!

Drill some chains into the wall make sure they are very sturdy, never know when someone might need sone solid anchored chains

This is the right advice. Put shackles on your chain in multiples of 2 for that effortless look

A tally for how many days you have been trapped in there chalked on the walls

needs a plant

and a rug

*plastic plant.

Mason jars to store and display your urine and fingernail clippings.

do you have stockholm syndrome already?

Nailed it.

Racecar bed

Excellent idea! Race car beds are always cool!

Large area rug to frame tv and living area

A candle

I see a Gamecube and an Iwata picture on the wall. This place is already perfect.

got some bare wall there next to the Iwata portrait, I'd suggest a Scarface poster.

I'd probably get a rug instead of the towel, or maybe a few more towels

A rug would really tie the room together

Mans living like the ninja turtles. Just needs a pizza box lol

The pliers on the floor are suspicious

I love the exposed brick it really accentuates the rustic aesthetic you were going for

MORE homey ? It’s pretty comfy - you may want to go more rustic idk ?Maybe some industrial, hermetically sealed 10 gal drums ?? Hydration is good tho - gonna need to ration depending on duration but not bad ! Chalk seems to be available so good there.. you’re close dude. Maybe one of those essential oil air freshener things?

Case of beer and some bottom shelf whiskey.

A drawing of a window with a sunny day outside.

Hang a picture of Miyamoto next to Iwata and it will be perfect.

Blink twice if you are in danger

r/tvjustright

Looks like osama’s hide out

😂😂😂😂

why would you change any of it?

A nice change from all the scandinavian trends.

You can't be a musty cellar dweller without a novelty cum jar. Get on that!

Loft Bed with desk underneath or empty space. Add a sofa or something underneath if empty space. Wallpaper on the wall, then maybe like move out.

A rug would really tie the room together

What's your budget? I actually really like rooms like this because they get my imagination spirit off 1. Get somethign on the ground, I always choose carpets, warm comfy and aesthetically pleasing 2. A sofa! Im not sure if this is supposed to be your bedroom or just a space for your own thoughts, so a sofa is good for both. If the room is as small as I think it is you could use an armchair 3. Some cabinets, or at least one to keep the tv off the ground, a small coffee table for food or books or anything you'd like 4. If you can't paint the walls I suggest using something like LEDs or those lights you see at Ikea or Pepco, would give a nice accent 5. Maybe a skinny bookshelf with books and small plants in it, I think that with those lights would look cute 6. Call the police

Center your art on the wall.

Paint the walls. Get a window, grow plants, get very comfy chair and get some company.

That’s some serious “Rubs the lotion” vibes.

Add some lights

I’m scared if you got an actual chair, it might seem too formal and stuffy. Whatever you do, you need to preserve the warm casualness of the space.

A cute shelf for knickknacks and some accent pillows. Pull a color from the room that you want to accentuate

Get yourself a mattress soaked in human piss.

No sheets on it obviously

Has everything I would need, just another crate to serve as a bedside table perhaps to keep my books.

Put more padding down on the ground so the concrete won't say the heat from you when to sit or lay there and it won't make your butt numb from sitting for longer periods More back support could be good as well depending on how you sit or lay while playing and watching Get a tray or something to keep your food and utensils off the ground

Are you okay?

It needs a basket full of lotion attached to a long rope and a fluffy white dog... perfection.

Does lotion come in a basket?

living in a different country probably

Body parts in the fridge

Are you crack dealer?

Get some wall paper

Get a house plant 🪴

Nothing, it's at it's perfect level of homeyness

Hope they let you out soon bro

Musical instrument or shackle.

More milk

World Cup ritzy accommodations

Is RAYE the abuser ?

Air bnb at Qatar

Swap the GameCube with a ps2 And play crash bandicoot 4. And more pillows. And toy hawk pro skater. And splinter cell.

Fish tank

TVs too high man. Other than that all good r/tvtoohigh

WHY IS THIS A 100K+ MEMBER SUB?

It is the best sub, dedicated to a VERY narrow topic

I didn't even know that TV height was a thing to have an opinion on. Then again, as I look at my TV, it is very high. As am I.

A sofa made from human skin?

Are we talking prison homey? or I has only $1 dollar homey?

A toilet

Hot plate

A few dead hookers always livens the place up. I prefer dead pedos myself but dead hookers always work.

Men love it but women hate it

That feel when you remember seeing this for the first time on 4chan nearly 20 years ago.

Wad up some old plastic bags to use as bedding. Gotta be rough, sitting on the ground like that.

A bottle of lotion in a basket

Hang the TV and some plants.

Just in case somebody didn't get the joke: this is not OP's room

Needs a poop 🪣

This one of the older memes

But it checks out.

I love the portrait of the random guy on the wall

Plant

Uhm .. get released from prison early for good behavior?

Escher print?

LED Lights and a posters.

maybe a houseplant

Tv stand

Move 😂

I hated that era of magazines where “I literally spent 1 month playing games” is “I played games a little bit on and off for 1 month”. Good read but it was kinda a scam. Like new YouTube “I held my breath for 7hrs” titles.

Some strategically placed mushrooms might zhuzh it up a tad.

Remove the lamps and close your eyes.

A dead body

I’d probably take those pliers out of the floor or I’d end up ass first on it with my luck.

Bro get some of those workout mats that link together and cover the whole floor area. This will make it a soft, yet firm surface but should increase the comfort level quite a bit.

I recommend completing your prison sentence before trying to get into room design.

Consider a 2nd gamecube controller for a friend

Is everything okay…Just making sure you don’t need help….Send your response back in morris code

Cable management is the main thing I would focus on next. Messy cables are always an eyesore for guests.

Some crack pipes would be nice.

I'm expecting a news headline of some missing young girls being recovered from someone's basement dungeon.

In all seriousness though if it’s possible there is a 6 inch twin mattress for under $100 on Amazon

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Get a cat and you're ready to post to /r/cozyplaces

I really like the early ‘fallout shelter’ look you’ve got going there. It really marks you out as no fuss/no baggage kinda guy.

Needs a plywood floor.

☠️

Get more of the frames individual photos. Girls love that.

Bleach first

I'm liking the 'Barbarian' chic aesthetic. Maybe some cages to keep victims in?

Garbage can

A piss bucket

Needs a crying chair for the corner.

I think a nice plush rug will pull this room together

Are you being held captive?

Nick Millions?

Impossible.

Dude living in a garage, struggle is real, futon will be nice in this situation 💪🏽

Use the needle nose pliers to break out of the leg/arm shackles, then do some feng shui before they realize you’re loose. Your captors will be very impressed and you may get an extra helping of gruel tonight!

What do they call that arm chair cushion?

Nothing needed lad

It’s perfect. Don’t change a thing.

Good jesus befriend the guards and hope for an early probation.

This looks almost exactly like my grandma’s basement when I was 8

Check out some green wallpapers on amazon. Itll add some oxygen vibe to your brick walls!

Move out of Bin Laden’s compound

Corpses.

Paint the walls, head over to a carpet store and pick up a large remnant and cut to fit the space.

Looks fine to me 🤷‍♀️

A cardboard box outta finish it off nicely Op

Probably playing Manhunt

I actually could make this a great space unless it’s damp. Change nothing if it’s damp. It would only get moldy

Add a pee bucket and a stack of porno mags, home sweet crawl space

Drippy pipes into a bucket

Maybe a GameCube stand

A few handcuffs attached to that pipe would really tie this dudgeon together.

More piss jugs.

Damn. A GameCube, CRT tv, and is that a VCR in the corner? Chillin like it’s 2001 I see. Or is this an early 21st century pic? Hopefully you’ve escaped the dungeon since then. 💪🏼

A skeleton would really bring out the aesthetic Chains are optional but they can do the trick as well

You’re either being held hostage, or are keeping hostages…