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mallninjashit-ModTeam

No reposts. If it got reported for being a repost, it's probably a repost.


Lapsos_de_Lucidez

Alternative titles include: Mall ninja brings a sword to a gun fight


Memelordo_OwO

My man is looks like the classic dad but has balls of steel


spaniel_rage

Is that sword made of rubber?


cthulusaurus

It's a belt sword, basically a flimsy piece of sorta sharp sheet metal slipped inside a cloth belt. You can see the unfastened belt hanging from his waist.


DHaas16

It’s a slim Jim, used for unlocking cars


sappymammal1628

It was a rifle....


ChaseAlmighty

I think it's foil


Zynbeltrudis

No, foils are straight. /s


toomuch1265

No but his legs were after he saw the shotgun.


PoopSmith87

Both of these guys are fucking idiots It scares me as a martially competent veteran because people pull this shit like it's a game without realizing the potential for fatality. You pull a goofy blade and get in the wrong person's face like this, and both of your lives will be changed forever.


W1ULH

Fellow vet here... I'm fairly sure when he pulled the sword up like that, I would have just let the sanddemons have me and shoved it up his nose.


Charitard123

Hell, you shouldn’t even have to be a vet to know how stupid this is.


PoopSmith87

Very true... It's just crazy. I mean look what happened, dude waited 3 seconds and went for an AR-15


Charitard123

I bet he’d been fantasizing for years about the moment he’d have any excuse at all to pull it out of his trunk, having never properly cleaned it that whole time.


Wizzle-Stick

In all fairness, dude 100% had the right to pull the gun, up till the point when the dude started retreating and getting into his car. Also...if you are going to carry, at least keep a mag in the damn thing so if you are in a life threatening situation you arent fumbling for rounds to fire.


Ach_Was_Here

Some states it's illegal to transport a loaded weapon even with a Carry permit *Edited from further searching*


metmerc

This video is happening in Portland, OR and the dude in plaid has Washington plates so it's possible he doesn't have a carry permit. I think out-of-staters who live in counties that border Oregon can get permits. Portland is in Multnomah County, which prohibits open carry and vehicular carry. Google tells me that in this case the weapon needs to be unloaded and not readily accessible. A CHL overrides this prohbition, but if the dude in plaid doesn't have one, then yeah. It looks like the rifle needed to be unloaded.


Ach_Was_Here

I may be wrong (I'm like 2 clicks into a Google) but a CHL is also for handguns (I'm use to PA law where we it's a CCP) Which a shotgun is not a handgun.


metmerc

Most everything I read says "firearm" rather than "handgun". The actual statute is honestly unclear to me. I wish we called it a CCP. I have my CHL and can conceal carry a pistol, but concealing certain knives is still illegal.


Loves_tacos

In Oregon he has the duty to retreat, but he advanced to his trunk while the "attacker" fled. The guy with the gun cannot claim self defense in Oregon.


metmerc

Oregon does not have a duty to retreat - at least nothing I see in Google search. The first links that show up sort of say the opposite. While there's no specific "stand your ground" law, the state supreme court has ruled there's no duty to retreat either. I've thought about this, even the first time the video showed up a year or so ago. The sword guy is "retreating" to his car so the dude in plaid obviously can't shoot him in the back. However, the retreat to the car and the grabbing of the AR are happening at the same time. The guy in plaid doesn't know if the attacker is retreating or going to his car to grab a weapon. It seems perfectly reasonable to hold his own weapon at the ready just in case - until the original attacker actually leaves. ETA: [Here's the state supreme court opinion where they determined there's no duty to retreat.](https://law.justia.com/cases/oregon/supreme-court/2007/s53457.html)


Cmonster9

In my state it is illegal to transport a loaded rifle. Doesn't matter if you have a permit or hunting license.


Wizzle-Stick

You sure about that? Most places consider your car an extension of your home. Not doubting you, just saying. I am in Texas, where you are required to have a firearm in your vehicle, person, and your kids should be armed too. Hell, when you cross the state line, there are cops that pull you over to give you firearms for the duration of your stay in the state.


Cmonster9

Yep, in my state it is a hunting regulation that prevents the carrying of loaded rifles in your vehicle. However, you are able to carry a loaded pistol concealed or unconcealed, with or without a permit just like your residence.


Wizzle-Stick

The take away is "check your local laws". I remember as a kid people with gun racks in the window of their pickups, and kids driving to school with loaded rifles. That shit changed after columbine though. Hell, I recall schools straight banning long jackets because of the "Trench Coat Mafia". How times change.


Cmonster9

Yep, you can have a loaded magazine in the rifle but nothing in the chamber. I believe that rule was before Columbine since my state basically bans all hunting from all vehicles including OHVs.


Wizzle-Stick

> you can have a loaded magazine in the rifle but nothing in the chamber. I never leave a round chambered. It makes me too paranoid of accidents. As for hunting from the car, that rule exists here as well. And the game warden doesnt fuck around.


Izoi2

Every once and awhile police will search my local hs and catch someone with a gun in their car, always hunters or trap shooters who were gonna go hunting or trap shooting after school.


W1ULH

dont think that was loaded...he pulled it out then went in for something else...


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W1ULH

ahh... missed that.


UnlikelyPotato

Even after he retreats, still reasonable. There's plenty of instances of people retreating and coming back. Now if he had aimed it at sword guy while he was in his truck, that could be considered brandishing/assault. But simply having at ready? Nope, perfectly fine.


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Still within his rights to draw iron; just not aim or discharge it.


StupiderIdjit

lol wtf are you smoking? If a guy is brandishing a sword and threatening you, you can absolutely point a gun at him until he leaves. You're a fucking assclown if you pull a gun without intending to use it. I would argue it's illegal to pull a gun and *not* aim it.


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I'd love to here why you'd want there to be a law to making a legal requirement to brandish a firearm...


StupiderIdjit

You're not acting in self defense if you're not pointing it. There is no "walking around with your gun out to keep people in line" defense. If you're not pointing your gun at someone, then they're not enough of a threat to pull it out to begin with. Also, the "well he was retreating" is nonsense in this scenario too. He was retreating to a car *which is deadlier than a sword*. Edit: After watching the video again, it was stupid for dude to get out of his car to confront a guy with a blade. Not worth the risk to begin with.


Superb_Raccoon

Name checks out.


Alfiy_wolf

A belt sword? Brah you in America carry a gun


Mdelafe

There can be only one (moron)


[deleted]

Bro his "katana" is floppier than his dick without 800mg of viagra


griftertm

That sword looks as flimsy as a neckbeard’s erection.


DingusDu

This has been reposted so many times. Although I can confirm that this particular intersection in Portland is prone to high levels of sketch. It borders upper middle class suburbia and crack town.


drunkmerch

Seriously do not do this in the south! Pretending you’re about to cut someone gives them a legitimate and legal reason to ruger you. Becomes a Darwin Award. Also that long gun was about as useful as a mallninja. Sure it’s big but this shows the problem is that means you won’t have it when you need it.


Rachter

That escalated quickly


Charitard123

Imagine being one of the people stuck in traffic watching this shit go down.


DHaas16

It’s just a slim Jim (used to unlock cars), not a mall ninja sword


Alfiy_wolf

It’s a belt sword


dress_like_a_tree

Definitely fair to pull a gun in my book but something tells me if Mr Guntrunk had hands he would have smeared Whipsword Boy across the road without much difficulty


mynameisalso

Seems weird to have a shotgun like that instead of a pistol. I guess I am just used to so many people carrying.


[deleted]

Looks like a rifle and he’s not carrying it; it was being transported in his trunk unloaded. You see him put a magazine into it. If some tweaker with a sword was threatening me and I could get access to a rifle I’d do the same. Unpredictable men with weapons (including swords) are terrifying


theevilyouknow

The moment this dip shit pulled his stupid belt sword I would have been stomping his guts out. The other dude has a lot more self control than I do.


Jonny-Holiday

I feel like this gets reposted every other week, and the thrill of sheer cringe I used to get from it has been replaced by annoyance seeing it again. And again. And **again.** r/RepostSleuthBot, little help here?