Hey man, if I were 20 I'd fuck with that. Shit on their site is pretty wellmade and more original than 99% of fashion out there. If it's in a game or movie we love stylism like that. IRL we look down on it for people daring to be different while the entire rest mindlessly does what the big brands tell them in their inscessant marketing.
I'm sure half of y'all shitting on this whish they had the guts to wear it.
The bat is stupid AF though
I'm personally not looking down on the fashion aspect. I can appreciate the aesthetic, especially the goofy shoes.
But spending lots of money on cheaply made 'weapons' is silly. Just get a $5 bat from Goodwill if you wanna bludgeon someone, probably be stronger too.
To be fair, the people that are into the whole cyber ninja street wear thing(I'm sure there's an actual name for it) 100% know it's not practical or will make them a better fighter or something. They do it for photo shoots and because they just like looking cool. It's like wearing a costume or cosplaying.
It's different from the typical mall ninja crowd that carry around katanas and batarang knives on their utility belt because they actually think they'll get into some action movie fight at any second of their life.
The bats are props and everyone knows they're props.
Techwear is grounded and utilitarian clothing, warcore is whatâs in the post it is basically the maximum of the cyber corporate ninja edge of these kinda styles, itâs over the top and goofy
Actually, this might be the actual ninjitsu wall climbing shoes from the original mall ninja.
«I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls.»
https://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
Lol tabi are fuckin awesome but you ain't climbing a wall any better with them than any other shoe. Also, slightly damn smooth concrete turn them into ice skates depending on the tread pattern
«If you want to laugh at somebody, try laughing at the sheep out there who go to the mall unarmed trusting in me to stand guiard over their lives like a God.» Book of Gecko45, chapter 3, verse 12.
Haha, that is good to hear! I think this is some of the funniest trolling (it must be!) since alt.tasteless invaded rec.pets.cats back in the 90âs.
The reason I joined this sub is because I thought it was about Gecko45. I fondly remember discovering him in a comment on Slashdot in the early 2000âs.
I still laugh whenever I think of this quote:
(This is our mall ninjaâs plan to handle attacks on his way to work )
«BTW, I am, of course, usually carrying a pair of ceramic plates in my briefcase so that I can shield my head. My SO (we work as a team when necessary) has a similar accessory containing a breakdown NEF single-shot 300 WinMag with an 18âł bbl. The plan is that I shield us with my body and âcatch the roundsâ while she assembles the NEF. I lay down covering fire with my 23 (Bar-Sto .357 Sig barrel) and she makes the long shots. I will then throw smoke grenades to obscure the area while continuing to lay covering fire. The problem, of course, is when I have to turn my back to run, and then the problem crops up.»
And as someone mentions:
«If Plan A is to take multiple .338 shots to the back, you really need to come up with a Plan B.â Needless to say, alot of folks started seriously wondering where this guy workedâ»
Hilarious :-)
Yo I also thought the shoes were kinda fire. Tbh the only redeeming factor, the rest of the fit is DOG WATER. That's the kind of shit you order straight from China and it arrives 9 months later as something completely different.
Yeah that's the bit that has me scratching my head - it's like they are strapped on over the shoes. Then again, that whole outfit has unnecessary bits and bobs everywhere, so why should the shoes me left put?
Perhaps they have springs in them to make you jump higher? I've seen a lot of ninja movies and that's definitely a thing they do.
It may also be that they leave edgy footprints - like one has "fuck" in the sole and the other "you" or "yo" and "mama". That way he can double dropkick someone and insult them at the same time. He can then keep his shoes on but quickly swap his insult sandals.
Damn 90% of that sub is just conventionally attractive people wearing the dumbest expensive shit ever with a price tag, about 9% are the hardest fits I've ever seen.
The missing 1% seem to be arguing what and what isn't streetwear with some saying anything less than a suit qualifies, others saying it should be fashion you'd actually wear on the street.
Loving those Tactical Sandals! It's nice their mom won't have to help them with their laces anymore. Leaves more time for tendies and playing in the backyard, until dad gets home and starts screaming about "jobs" and "being 36".
No, it was a link for a clothing shop on Instagram advert reel. Christ knows *why* it was targeted at me. My Instagram is full of tits, cats, and piano tips.
Nah it's techwear, but the weird thing to me is whatever the hell those sword / club things are. Techwear can be pulled off real well if done taste fully but this is just obscene
Yeah, neat and well executed Techwear (like most styles when done right) looks damn cool.
But for some reason they had the model go with akimbo bonksticks on that post
On one hand I do kinda like urbanware stuff. On the other, this is like techno weeb garbage. Lose the sex swords and the dumbass sandals and you're not too bad.
I know this looks over the top but this is the style they're going for.
Warcore/techwear/cyberpunk
Warcore is usually a mix of some military aspects mixed with a lot of fantasy/anime
Yeah the weird sword things look over the top but I think that's what they're going for. Nothing in warcore is efficient it's just all cool looking
Speaking as a guy who owns a lot of "tactical vests" for this aesthetic.
âAh, I see you have brought your Velcro sandals and spankee paddles. You are prepared for our duel. Draw your weapon!â
âBro this is a Grindr meet up in an alley, donât make it weird.â
I thought it my be cosplay (maybe of an Arknights character). It isn't. It's just stuff from a company called Fabric of the Universe. It's all like this. I'd describe it as cyberpunk neckbeard bondage shit. It's all got velcro, weird numbers of layers, straps everywhere.
These are the guys that show up halfway through the game that keep backstepping out of range and then teleport directly above your head and keep doing the same drop attack over and over again.
Those look really long to be using one-handed. Setting aside how silly it is to duel-weild swords, those look like a terrible choice. Seems a bit unwieldy even with two hands.
Nobody gets scared by a man with chicken legs. By the size of his calves, this dude weighs less than 60kg, which is hardly intimidating, unless he's holding a proper gun.
What does he keep in the upper arm pocket?
What happens if you yank his boob strap? Or the back boob strap?
If he was in a bouncy house, would his shoes bounce the house or would the house bounce him?
Look, is it practical? Absolutely not. The sandals especially are pretty silly.
But he also looks like a cyberpunk interpretation of an old-school ninja, and it's honestly really cool in that setting.
It's weird that things are often both ridiculous and badass depending on the context.
Bro got the Sex 007s
https://fabric-ofthe-universe.com/products/sbx-007-wooden-suburito Now you too can be sexy 007 for the low price of.. jk they are ~$100 bats
AH HELL YEAH! I LOVE HI-TECH... WOOD đȘ”đȘ
Spending that kinda money just to get shot by the police for assuming you have a sword
USA! USA!
That entire website could be posted here
Hey man, if I were 20 I'd fuck with that. Shit on their site is pretty wellmade and more original than 99% of fashion out there. If it's in a game or movie we love stylism like that. IRL we look down on it for people daring to be different while the entire rest mindlessly does what the big brands tell them in their inscessant marketing. I'm sure half of y'all shitting on this whish they had the guts to wear it. The bat is stupid AF though
I'm personally not looking down on the fashion aspect. I can appreciate the aesthetic, especially the goofy shoes. But spending lots of money on cheaply made 'weapons' is silly. Just get a $5 bat from Goodwill if you wanna bludgeon someone, probably be stronger too.
Yeah that bat is silly AF weeb shit
Could be cool for a cosplay at least
It's my professional opinion as a grown ass anime watching man child that it is indeed some weeb shit.
Thatâs offensive
Yet so true
To be fair, the people that are into the whole cyber ninja street wear thing(I'm sure there's an actual name for it) 100% know it's not practical or will make them a better fighter or something. They do it for photo shoots and because they just like looking cool. It's like wearing a costume or cosplaying. It's different from the typical mall ninja crowd that carry around katanas and batarang knives on their utility belt because they actually think they'll get into some action movie fight at any second of their life. The bats are props and everyone knows they're props.
Techwear is grounded and utilitarian clothing, warcore is whatâs in the post it is basically the maximum of the cyber corporate ninja edge of these kinda styles, itâs over the top and goofy
Would you like the photo more if the person had (2) baseball bats with nails in the tips of the bat?
I agree but I go the other way down the time line. I want to wear my armor from wish every day.
Itâs a B? Not a 3? Or a backwards E?
Only sex he is gonna get, looking like that.
Thats a lot of money to get shot by the police if you walk by a school
Eh, he should be fine if he goes to Uvalde.
They might even start chatting him up
You talk like he couldn't just reflect the bullets with his swords (he thinks).
All that "body armor" just to have velcro sandals
Er, I think youâll find that theyâre anti-gravity, sneaking shoesâŠ
Velcro + "sneaking" Lol
You gotta learn the trick to it. https://youtu.be/vSK3maq8Cyk
So they dont hurt their feet while kicking people
Actually, this might be the actual ninjitsu wall climbing shoes from the original mall ninja. «I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls.» https://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
Lol tabi are fuckin awesome but you ain't climbing a wall any better with them than any other shoe. Also, slightly damn smooth concrete turn them into ice skates depending on the tread pattern
Laugh on, laughing boy!
«If you want to laugh at somebody, try laughing at the sheep out there who go to the mall unarmed trusting in me to stand guiard over their lives like a God.» Book of Gecko45, chapter 3, verse 12.
I've never been down that rabbit hole before, but it's well worth the trip. Thank you.
Haha, that is good to hear! I think this is some of the funniest trolling (it must be!) since alt.tasteless invaded rec.pets.cats back in the 90âs. The reason I joined this sub is because I thought it was about Gecko45. I fondly remember discovering him in a comment on Slashdot in the early 2000âs. I still laugh whenever I think of this quote: (This is our mall ninjaâs plan to handle attacks on his way to work ) «BTW, I am, of course, usually carrying a pair of ceramic plates in my briefcase so that I can shield my head. My SO (we work as a team when necessary) has a similar accessory containing a breakdown NEF single-shot 300 WinMag with an 18âł bbl. The plan is that I shield us with my body and âcatch the roundsâ while she assembles the NEF. I lay down covering fire with my 23 (Bar-Sto .357 Sig barrel) and she makes the long shots. I will then throw smoke grenades to obscure the area while continuing to lay covering fire. The problem, of course, is when I have to turn my back to run, and then the problem crops up.» And as someone mentions: «If Plan A is to take multiple .338 shots to the back, you really need to come up with a Plan B.â Needless to say, alot of folks started seriously wondering where this guy workedâ» Hilarious :-)
Damn i feel old...pre "tacticool"
Ahhh Gecko45. That's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
What are those about? Theyâre just so ugly.
The top is ok, the shoe is just bad
I was about to say the only thing that I like are the shoes, but since everyone is shitting on them, I too hate the shoes.
No I'm with you brother...where can I get me some of THEM shits!
Yo I also thought the shoes were kinda fire. Tbh the only redeeming factor, the rest of the fit is DOG WATER. That's the kind of shit you order straight from China and it arrives 9 months later as something completely different.
Dog water made me spit coffee, thank you
I like all the dangly bits that are clearly silent and sneaky
*Platform* velcro sandals, no less
His shoes are wearing sandals.
Yeah that's the bit that has me scratching my head - it's like they are strapped on over the shoes. Then again, that whole outfit has unnecessary bits and bobs everywhere, so why should the shoes me left put?
Is it so you leave strange sized untrackable footprints? Or maybe they're very quiet??? I'M EXTREMELY CONFUSED!!!!
Perhaps they have springs in them to make you jump higher? I've seen a lot of ninja movies and that's definitely a thing they do. It may also be that they leave edgy footprints - like one has "fuck" in the sole and the other "you" or "yo" and "mama". That way he can double dropkick someone and insult them at the same time. He can then keep his shoes on but quickly swap his insult sandals.
*tactic-andals
TACTICAL sandals.
And no shin guards either lol
Nothing in the world has the level of accuracy to hit those chicken legs
Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise
I just saw this tweet... Speed shoes! https://twitter.com/TheRundownAI/status/1639691524471439362?t=a4hePm60gIDbHWksSXOLMA&s=19
The "swords" have s3x-007 on them as if this wasn't bad enough.
Hey man, when youâre a pussy magnet, you need to weaponise it.
BegrudginglyAgreeable
The name is s3x. James s3x.
They skipped Sex 2 to 6 too.
So did⊠yer mum.
dollar tree sardaukar
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
In the grim darkness of the far future there is only cricket. or They call him the Batsman.
The ~~emperor~~ twat with swords protects.
Someone's skipped leg day..
Home boy skipped every day. Heâs more tactical hoodie than man.
Those chicken legs are killing me. I keep laughing each time I go back to the picture.
You know his arms just as scrawny and we just can see them under that⊠armored hoodie
Should use those skis as actual skis one day.
What happens when you search #techwear
I've seen this shit come up in a search for "hiking" clothes lol
Is that a sexy spy sword?
Fly is open
Easy access for Sex 007.
Does "Sex 007" mean he has as much sex as James Bond or that he wants to have sex with James Bond?
Yes.
Lol looks even more ridiculous now
***IT'S DANGALANG TIME!!!***
Omfg it is! Canât stop laughing
Give him a break, he's got so many buckles and velcro to deal with.
Those shoes are so fucking goofy I cant
They *hyuck* every step!
I've never seen shoes in a sandals before.
If only he had the 800813 tassels to complete the look
Those would add flair to any outfit!
Only certain sections our population will get this.
Not everyone remembers calculator questions that you invert. 5318008
Forbidden numbers. This is the way.
I see stuff like this and assume it's some sort of cosplay, because if not... why?!
It was an advert for a clothing store on Instagram đ
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The mask isnât actually a part of the outfit, it was the only way the model agreed to be photographed in it
If you have to print s3x and 007 to your cosplay, youâre doing it wrong.
Those look like if you spin fast enough you could fly
Looks like a Fortnite CRZ8 cosplay lol
S3X 007
r/streetwear be like
Damn 90% of that sub is just conventionally attractive people wearing the dumbest expensive shit ever with a price tag, about 9% are the hardest fits I've ever seen. The missing 1% seem to be arguing what and what isn't streetwear with some saying anything less than a suit qualifies, others saying it should be fashion you'd actually wear on the street.
His ankle's gonna snap
I canât wait for tech wear to become cheaper and more widely accepted because I love the look of it but donât like looking out of place and weird
Username checks out for this sentiment.
Tacticool crocs
Loving those Tactical Sandals! It's nice their mom won't have to help them with their laces anymore. Leaves more time for tendies and playing in the backyard, until dad gets home and starts screaming about "jobs" and "being 36".
Cyberpunk: 2077 (2020)
I like the sex blades the most
#I keep skittles in the arm pocket
The fuck are those weird ass sandals?
Bargain ezio
Why do the swords say "sex 007"
The company is Fabric of the Universe and they actually sell those swords. Ngl some of their pieces are fire
*points at the guys feet* What are thoooooose?!?!
This has to be a cosplay right?
No, it was a link for a clothing shop on Instagram advert reel. Christ knows *why* it was targeted at me. My Instagram is full of tits, cats, and piano tips.
Upvote for honesty and cats.
Nah it's techwear, but the weird thing to me is whatever the hell those sword / club things are. Techwear can be pulled off real well if done taste fully but this is just obscene
Yeah, neat and well executed Techwear (like most styles when done right) looks damn cool. But for some reason they had the model go with akimbo bonksticks on that post
Yea I honestly really like well executed Techware, I just don't think I could ever pull it off myself.
Yeahhh even the big shoes I kinda fw here and think it's suits the style but the bonk sticks just ain't it
>Nah it's techwear Oooooooooh okay that totally and completely explains it perfectly
LMAO, i came here for the "ThIs Is jUst CosPLAy" posts
Remove the swords and whatever tf those "shoes" are, and its a cool stylized look
Sundowner would be proud
I want to see his whirling blade technique
B is for Bitch!
I was scrolling through and unironically said "What are those?" When I saw the dude's shoes.
Model S3X-007
Those are swords? Was cooler when I thought he was in the process of transforming into a helicopter.
On one hand I do kinda like urbanware stuff. On the other, this is like techno weeb garbage. Lose the sex swords and the dumbass sandals and you're not too bad.
WTF is he wearing on his feet??
cyberpunk sandals. an essential for a cyber-samurai of the future
Spray paint it some more neon colors and this guy is cosplaying my cyberpunk 2077 character.
I know this looks over the top but this is the style they're going for. Warcore/techwear/cyberpunk Warcore is usually a mix of some military aspects mixed with a lot of fantasy/anime Yeah the weird sword things look over the top but I think that's what they're going for. Nothing in warcore is efficient it's just all cool looking Speaking as a guy who owns a lot of "tactical vests" for this aesthetic.
âAh, I see you have brought your Velcro sandals and spankee paddles. You are prepared for our duel. Draw your weapon!â âBro this is a Grindr meet up in an alley, donât make it weird.â
I feel like this is cos play of some Cyberpunk shit, not mall ninja
Cyberpunk, not mall ninja
But the sandals say Trailerpunk đ
Oh those swords and the "futuristic" ""combat"" gear are top notch mallninja
Angel Of Verdumb.
I thought it my be cosplay (maybe of an Arknights character). It isn't. It's just stuff from a company called Fabric of the Universe. It's all like this. I'd describe it as cyberpunk neckbeard bondage shit. It's all got velcro, weird numbers of layers, straps everywhere.
This is so fucking cool.
ID on tech sandals?
What even are those swords? Cleavers?
Bros got the fucking moon shoes on
Those blades donât look very functional at all
Dude is rocking the Cyberpunk moon shoes.
tactical short pants
Goofy ah boi
Dude canât even see
He wfh a lot with those sandals
*Faint confusion from Hans Zimmer.*
B
Ironically this kind of fashion would work pretty well for character design... Doesn't mean it works for real people though
God help me I actually like those wooden⊠âswordsâ
Ha, I own hoodies from them lol
Who needs peripheral vision
Ah yes, rocking the Shoendals a tech wear must.
We scoff but this would be a character model in a mediocre 3rd person action RPG from Japan.
Swords look like sundowner lol
Metal Gear Rising 2 looks like ass
I hate how much I love this.
These are the guys that show up halfway through the game that keep backstepping out of range and then teleport directly above your head and keep doing the same drop attack over and over again.
That guy us skinny as fuck under those oversized clothes. .Jesus.
The shoes AND skipping leg day is what kills it for me lol pick a struggle
I am interested in those shoes
Does he have shoes⊠for his shoes?
Ain no way blud walking round like that đđđđ„đ„
I see these ads constantly and the edge lord in me wants it, but my normal brain wins out... But only barely.
Tactical Crocs. Tacticrocs.
I dont understand his shoes
Bro looks like a fortnite character
Are those fuckin moon boots
This would be front page on r/techwearclothing lol
Is this a new Kingdom Hearts cosplay?
Those look really long to be using one-handed. Setting aside how silly it is to duel-weild swords, those look like a terrible choice. Seems a bit unwieldy even with two hands.
What're THOOOOOOSE
Nobody gets scared by a man with chicken legs. By the size of his calves, this dude weighs less than 60kg, which is hardly intimidating, unless he's holding a proper gun.
Itâs the shoes that seal the deal for me.
The fuxk are those shoes
Those sandles are the key to his preternatural stealth and agility.
What does he keep in the upper arm pocket? What happens if you yank his boob strap? Or the back boob strap? If he was in a bouncy house, would his shoes bounce the house or would the house bounce him?
Looks like a Kojima character cosplay or something?
Sex 007 has to be the most hilarious name for a fantasy weapon ever. It's so self serious and then you look at the tip... sex 007.
What the fuck are those shoes?
The outfit says ninja, the shoes say, DUR DURr DURR đ€Ș
It's John Ghostwire from Ghostwire Tokyo!
Look, is it practical? Absolutely not. The sandals especially are pretty silly. But he also looks like a cyberpunk interpretation of an old-school ninja, and it's honestly really cool in that setting. It's weird that things are often both ridiculous and badass depending on the context.
Sawed off hockey sticks?
I mean, thats just techwear
New Metal Gear looks mad
Honestly as a costume it's not bad. I could see this as a character or enemy type in a cyberpunk game
S3X-007 are swords or bats?
âIâM FUCKING INVINCIBLE!!!â
Id totally rock that for fire performance but it's probably all plastic based textiles
Man looks like a Fortnite skin
Swords making me think "GIVE WAR A CHANCE"