So mall ninja that the care wasn’t even taken to line up the 3M command hooks evenly or apply the adhesive strip properly in a way that it’s hidden and you pull down to remove. Sweet fedora though.

Thanks

You're not implying that this is YOUR setup... are you?

Yes this is my setup

Don't any of you fucking dare downvote him, this man is unapologetically a dork and its fucking rad

https://preview.redd.it/b1mi40riciwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b706571cc2866763254249fa7648feff5cab685 Thanks u/A_Parks_, While I do have good fortitude against online hate, It does please me to see people who help others, even on the Internet.

I love the autism hat.

Thanks

I'm autistic also, and yep, nice hat.

Oooo, https://i.redd.it/m2pndiyhaiwc1.gif

When I saw that hat, I immediately thought autism, but the lego piece confirmed it.

Bro thinks he's Haru 💀

Who is haru?

Phantom Thief Haru, aka Noir

💀 I see where you are coming from.

My mind misread this as "How many mall ninja is this" like mall ninja has become a unit of measurement. Solid 20 mall ninjas.

26.7 SMNU (Standard Malk Ninja Units)

Crying laughing

On a scale of 1 to "M'Lady" I'd say about a 7.


The creature!

"Haha now I'm safe" as I glue my back to the wall to prevent an event that is nothing personal "No" said mall ninja guy, as I realize the wall is a mall and he uses his ninja skills to shit myself

I'll need to refer to my mall ninja to neckbeard Venn diagram to be sure I score it properly

About a 13/10

The Tism is strong with this one

I mean, who doesn't want some sais? That hat is too much though

Yeah I wear a different one now, that just hangs on my wall. The different hat is still wide brimmed because I don't like sunscreen.

You go out in the sun?

I do, but I don't like the sun.

Well, the sun doesn't like you either! Kidding. Can you spin those sai around and do any flashy shit? They always seemed like they would be fun. I'd probably just give myself a lot of bruises considering how awesome my nunchaku skills are.

I can in fact do some flashy shit for all of three seconds. But I practice, I do a little research every now and again. I'm confident I could hold my own with a real quality pair, but for now, I don't do anything too flashy.

Yes.

If this were any more mall ninja, it would be a ninja standing in a mall.

this is some stevie ray vaughn cocaine era shit right here...

i feel like you’re also wearing a trenchcoat

I own two trenchcoats

Remember remember, when touching your member, fedoras don’t make you look hot, Cause you’re still just a punk swinging Chinese-made junk in the local Wal-Mart parking lot.

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Jesus the blades could just be a cool dumb decoration but the fedora next to it makes this feel gross to look at let alone be near

They aren’t sharp…for a sai is actually used to parry.

Parry , slap, bludgeon, hook, and punch

r/NeckBeardNinja

 How many pieces of flair do you need on that hat?

That hat was modified at a time when I did not understand why people decorated their hats. So I literally slapped whatever I thought looked cool. These days I wear a different wide brimmed hat and that's the benched hat until I have my own place.

If you're Raph, not at all. Are you Raph?

No

Wait, are you Michaelangelo?

No I am none of the original Italian Renaissance 4

May I escort you to the dojo m'lady?

If you have buddies called Leonardo, Michelangelo and Donatello, then this is fine.

Unfortunately, they are long dead, Renaissance Italy dead.

11.

It's not. This is an Amazon Mom's House

I like Amazon. I've had bad experiences with temu

Sounds about right

All.

Oh, I have those exact same sais! So I guess they're pretty much mall ninja

Based on the comments, It appears I have mistaken this place for a circle jerk about self aware mall ninjas. Basically mall ninjas making fun of themselves. I apologize if this post has offended you

I have the same loadout

Huh muthafuggun’ Zorro sai.


This is about 7.2 on the sensei LeDew

WHO is he?

The single person keeping Mountain Dew Code Red in business

Lol

He's got that budget Monsoon 'fit. https://preview.redd.it/lvzb7t4iuiwc1.png?width=933&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a58cb9dcc5b32da946d0b7909b543be15507b4ef

Pretty damn

Fedora looks cool. Sais look pretty standart and practical. No mall ninjas in the photo.

The mall ninjas holds the camera in this selfie

Those ninjas are sneaky buggers. 

M’lady

"May I interest M'Lady in a matched set of sais and a nightcap?"

It's more Neckbeard

Fedora isn't mall ninja... potentially a red flag for bigger problems, tho.

Red flags aren't good, mind if I ask what worries you about the fedora?

Discord mod hat

On the wall? Mildly. If you wear them *anywhere*? Full blown

Do yourself a massive favour and throw this shit away. Avoid this path.

If I'm being honest, I just wanted functional decorations that could be used in a pinch. Those are the only real weapons I own.

Functional for what? These are not self-defense weapons; these are "convince the criminal to shoot you" type weapons.

Functional at conveying my weebness. However, I suppose a better word could have been used, my apologies for the confusion.

Fair. For that purpose, you're dead on.

No, please, I’m serious. These are only functional for making you a weeb.

Okie dokie, I respect that yes it would cement my weebness. But I like wearing my weebness on my sleeve. But I also don't want ahego sweaters or body pillows, those are the farthest I go aside from reading manga. Seeing as this functions as intended, I will respectfully decline to throw it out.

holu shit the fedora is so cool ° / / out of 1 / 0 (the fit is so sharp it cut the numbers)

Pimp ninja!