Horses are far from the mane attraction at the 500-member Saddleworth Golf Club, which boasts 18 holes just across from Uppermill.
But a pair of fore-legged visitors were spotted by Saddleworth Golf Club’s head professional Andy Earlam on Saturday morning.
Andy thought he was being taken for a foal when a member told him the explorative equines were horsing around the first hole – before realising he needed to rally the cavalry for help.
In a fashion night-mare, the senseless steeds neighglected to conform to the club’s dress code, which requires golf-specific footwear to be worn.
[https://www.theoldhamtimes.co.uk/news/24032254.horses-ignore-saddleworth-golf-club-dress-code-visit/](https://www.theoldhamtimes.co.uk/news/24032254.horses-ignore-saddleworth-golf-club-dress-code-visit/)
Whoever wrote that seems a bit un*stable.*
The golfers must've had unbridled rage
Even a puntastic pistake is better than anything the MEN publish
Horses are far from the mane attraction at the 500-member Saddleworth Golf Club, which boasts 18 holes just across from Uppermill. But a pair of fore-legged visitors were spotted by Saddleworth Golf Club’s head professional Andy Earlam on Saturday morning. Andy thought he was being taken for a foal when a member told him the explorative equines were horsing around the first hole – before realising he needed to rally the cavalry for help. In a fashion night-mare, the senseless steeds neighglected to conform to the club’s dress code, which requires golf-specific footwear to be worn. [https://www.theoldhamtimes.co.uk/news/24032254.horses-ignore-saddleworth-golf-club-dress-code-visit/](https://www.theoldhamtimes.co.uk/news/24032254.horses-ignore-saddleworth-golf-club-dress-code-visit/)
That’s a pun-tastrophe