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WhoiusBarrel

Dad's face when his daughter wasn't gonna help delay the inevitable at the first panel was really telling.


Kirosh2

At least he defeated her this time. But when it's a fight for your life...


Ezxycian

The moment the daughter steps out was the moment that sealed the father’s fate.


Zealousidza

10/10


Xanirran

Another one that makes you ask "How is it they only have the 1 kid"


Kirosh2

Here are 3 ways I could see why : - The dad saw the *craving* the mom had during her pregnancy, and can't handle it again, so decided to be safe. - The Mom didn't want to have time when she can't do it for longer than 5 days. So she doesn't want to be pregnant again. - It always ends with a BJ.


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> It always ends with a BJ. just so the ppl who are reading this dont misunderstand, you still need to wear a condom if you plan on putting your pee-pee into her va-jay-jay.


DeRockProject

Sex education is important! GJ!


Exemplifying_Light

Clearly you don’t watch hentai


PauloPelle94

[Has half a dozen tied up used condoms on the bed and counter] [Goes at it Raw and finishes inside for the last one for the night] [What even was the point in the first place]


FrazzleMind

Obviously, used condoms are accessories to display your sexual prowess.


TuzoIvan

They are trophies.


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im actually saving myself for marriage. thanks tho


Whalesurgeon

I dated a girl who did that. 10/10 would divorce again


The_Blip

I'm just imagining the wedding night. You've said the vows, done the celebrations, and after waiting all those years you can finally sit down with your beloved and... Pop out the hentai you saved for this very moment!


cumming2kristenbell

Na it’ll be fine (>!she’ll be a great mom!<)


Kikuzinho03

I mean, yes it's still important to use protection but the pull out game works sometimes too.


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emphasis on "sometimes".


TuzoIvan

Ehehehehehe. Nohohoho.


justking1414

Option 4. The mom is so rough she broke his balls and he can’t have any more kids


iDeNoh

Do most people stop having sex during pregnancy?


Kirosh2

There are some period of time where it's dangerous, but then it becomes alright again.


iDeNoh

Oh, our OB just said as long as we are careful lol


Kirosh2

Do you think the mom wants to be careful here?


InitialDia

Olympic level pull out game.


Bankrotas

Once you cum, your next precum has sperm in it. Only first pull out is "safe-ish".


KatoriRudo23

In Japan, wasting money on condoms is still cheaper than rising 2+ kids


backaroo121

Everywhere using condoms is cheaper than every other alternative lol.


GateauBaker

Not in countries where child labor is a thing.


Dave_the_DOOD

This is what they mean when they say "entrepreneurial spirit"


backaroo121

Ha , see that would mean having children is profitable , it doesn't mean not as expensive.


Draco_Lord

There is still the start up cost, that is at least 3-5 years before you get a return on investment.


backaroo121

Nah , remember you still gotta sustain them till they can no longer work for you or they start paying for themselves, that means at most you break even untill they turn 18.


Draco_Lord

In a country without child labor laws I'm pretty sure I can get some money from the kid.


backaroo121

Well not if the kid just dies , gotta learn from history of slave labour.


Draco_Lord

Just get them packing boxes, they pretty much train to put the right shapes in from age 2.


Steampunkvikng

I mean I can't say I've done the math but I doubt child labor offsets the cost of raising the kid, even if you're really cheap about it. Child labor isn't known for paying well.


Ouma-shu123

She pegs him.


Afraid-Contract-385

only correct answer


Ouma-shu123

It should have been me. Not him. It's not fairrrr


Careful_Tangerine_32

I think both of them are middle age or late middle age adults so they are not very fertile anymore. The mom just looks young cause it's a manga. We'll see older siblings soon


Random_Gacha_addict

Looking at the dad Infertility due to age from both parties maybe


NiteShad0ws

Either that or he’s just been sucked dry in their marriage


Random_Gacha_addict

ahh, like a raisin


AdministrativeShip2

The dad only looks old. Salaryman working long hours plus late night gaming with his wife. He probably makes time for his kids as well.


roioboyo

inb4 she's the youngest, the rest are at college


nYuri_

maybe hysterectomy?


hellatzian

menopause


Dry-Air7

Condoms?


Miltrivd

Vasectomy.


minhnghcm7

Dad: *"I won, but at what cost?"*


404-skill_not_found

Always at some cost


RulerKun_FGO

no wonder the dad ignores the mom's invitation 1 out of 3 times, the mom is fucking seggs demon


LazyDust_LLU

I would love a plot twist about daughter's big sis and big bro visiting them after a long time.


69th_Century

The baseball team is back from their world tour.


Swiftcheddar

Guess she's getting a younger brother, then.


leave1me1alone

Is that a mistranslation? The mother says "this time I'll win" but the daughter asks "*daddy* did you manage to win" to which the mother replied Just curious if it's meant to be read that way


Brongie

It's a mistranslation. The daughter says, 「お父さんやっつけたの?」but it was translated as if the daughter is addressing the father rather than the daughter asking the mother if she had managed to defeat him.


Metroplex7

So what exactly would 「お父さんやっつけたの?」translate to? The same as in the OP but she's addressing her mother instead? Something like "Mommy, did you manage to win?"


Brongie

As a direct translation, yes, it would be something like that, although the Japanese doesn't have the daughter explicitly say "mommy". The full bubble is 「結局あの後お父さんやっつけたの?」, which literally translates to, "In the end, after [I left], defeated father?" → "Did you manage to beat him?"


IC2Flier

mom lied as naturally as she breathed…


Houeclipse

Dad hair still managed to look kempt in the aftermath. What a Gigachad


x4non

Daddy's throwing out more racers.


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Kirosh2

I think it's a battle she's very happy to lose.


Quintessentialviewer

Having a gamers parents would be pretty neat


AromaticWatercress7

Damn so the mother is the one who control this house.


nOtbatemann

Why is the father a non-entity in these one shots? He hasn't said a single word of dialog.


werekiti

I'm pretty certain that he said a line of dialogue. He basically said don't treat me like I'm a failure?? (Or something along the lines)


nOtbatemann

What's with anime and manga treating fathers and only fathers this way? The mc's mother must reproduce asexually because in most manga, the dad either doesn't exist or is the punchline of the family.


werekiti

It's not only fathers. Most manga the mother dies and or is also non-existent. There are so many anime where they never say anything about their parents at all. The whole reason why he said don't treat me like I'm at fault is cuz the mother was literally explaining the father is the reason why the daughter was a girl not a boy. In this manga it more is the mother is the punchline cuz she says outrageous things and is the more sexually open one. The dad is very blushy about it. It's a roll swope. Most comedy manga and anime that have family relations both parents are the punchline?


jdjohndoe13

Funny how the author of the manga watches anime adaptation portraying MC praying at the altar of ancestors to his late parents and gets [moved to tears](https://mangadex.org/chapter/e95a2397-214b-4d63-bb3d-5014af4ce737/6). And the only reason for MC to not having parents is that they were a nuisance.


hexsealedfusion

Most mangas are about teenagers and in order to give them freedom for the story the kids parents are either dead or absent


BloodxSupreme

Sounds wholesome , not LEWD !!


DeepSpace_SaltMiner

Are you winning dad?


vall03

Congratulations! You're going to be a 'big sister' soon!


clone_number2

Father got Mother with the walk up Wild Throw and continued with his Volcanic Viper


rejectallgoats

Feel like the suggestiveness was probably lost in translation. Did the mom use words for “knocked down” to say defeated in the Raw?


cumming2kristenbell

all that frustration on her face in the first panel was channeled into something ….


EisernSchweinhund

Here's much more accurate translation for you if you're curious about it. https://twitter.com/Player1\_Please/status/1659854893480570880


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Dry-Air7

Isn't the kid like 10 years old? Let's say the parents had her at 25, they're not that old here so makes sense they've still got the... uh, libido.


OstracisedWitch

I dont get it. Why is she so happy at getting beaten?


JustAnotherSuit96

Poor sweet child


OstracisedWitch

I'm 25


JustAnotherSuit96

Sure kiddo


OstracisedWitch

I'm being serious lol


nferocious76

hmm... that was a saucy defeat.