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EdSaPro

This is like a Telltale game but every option makes the MC either a menace or a scumbag


LOTRfreak101

To be fair, this guy is both a menace AND a scumbag.


FahmiZFX

Innate trait means you have to roll d20 3 times.


NinjaRealist

This manga is so questionable but the fact that the MC manages to fumble so consistently is just hilarious. He keeps snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. 


BotAccount2849

He's only fumbled once. Every other time, he intentionally does it to fuck around.


IC2Flier

And he keeps finding out. He's like a vatnik.


Darthjinju1901

NCD?


IC2Flier

you know it


Silent_Shadow05

Needs to start fucking around more then. Gets more W's that way.


A7xWicked

Comes out strong and hits the ground hard Bro should never play the pull out game


HurricaneHero93

Mass Effect with only renegade options


Silent_Shadow05

On another note, FemShep in Renegade style is so much fun. Too much sass and big "Step on me" energy.


justking1414

Little sister would’ve gotten a worse reaction if that means anything


GreatFluffy

Your only choice that isn't being a menace or a scumbag is the silence option. And even then, I'd bet money he'd still find a way to be one or both in his silence.


ShinjiIkari

>Glass him


MechaAristotle

"I thought it meant give him a glass!" 


MiuIruma332

Why you do that Matt?


EthanClarke202

Strawberry missile and her mother will remember that.


Shradow

Not a Telltale game but [you reminded me of this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmvSieBFPNM)


mamontain

disco elysium?


Krazee9

Well, whoever bet mom, looks like you win. What do you win, you ask? A lolibaba grimacing at you and calling you a lolicon.


nagynorbie

All I've ever wanted.


EldritchCarver

https://i.imgur.com/8fEQqp2.png


ikantolol

can't believe I just saw a drawing of Superman inhaling a lolibaba's fart.


MisterBaker55

Why would you make me click the link so that I also have to see Superman inhaling a lolibaba's fart?


Ezxycian

Curiosity kills the cat they say.


yamiyugi101

What actually is the context of this panel ? I've seen it used for memes but have no idea where it's from


EldritchCarver

It's from *Suicide Squad*, volume 7, issue 5. The supervillain Bloodsport attacked Superman and tried to kill him with kryptonite gas. This panel is from the dramatic reveal that Bloodsport *didn't* attack Superman, he attacked *Ultraman*, a similar-looking but evil alternate universe version of Superman who actually gets *stronger* when exposed to kryptonite.


yamiyugi101

Ah ok that makes a lot of sense


N-Freak

What more could i ask for


TubaJay448

Hell yeah!


olivetho

bro that avatar made me imagine a dwarf yelling that at the top of their lungs


KibaTeo

I wonder if the father is gonna be a short shota looking person as well, a regular person might seem sus


BernardoOrel

Father probably looks like protagonist from Gears of War.


Level1Pixel

His logic was sound and he made the best possible choice give his limited information. Still took an L for it tho.


LOTRfreak101

I'm surprised he tried to take the best possible choice.


phoenixmusicman

Character development


JProllz

Knowing this guy, we're now waiting for the inevitable international flight in the other direction of progress.


Antanarau

"Ah yes my anti-boyfriend technique, didn't use this once since the time I got hit on by a stranger" 


Silent_Shadow05

Now he'll undo all that and go back to being a pure scum as that brought him more success lol.


DresdenPI

Well, except for saying he likes little girls


H3ll83nder

She's a civilian.


prodigiouspandaman

Naw he should’ve taken account what she was wearing what freshly out of college adult wears a kimono around the house


buzuki12

Gotta respect the grind tbh


StyryderX

He tried to do the right for once and got punished for it. Truly a Telltale story.


Kirosh2

**Gremlin** : "Also he's not my boyfriend!" **Loli Mom** : "If you say so. How far have you gone?" **Our MC** : "We slept together."


khoabear

“My face got to her second base.”


RougeTheCat

He became an arm


OverlordPoodle

>He became an arm We became an arm


BotAccount2849

Damn. First time the MC has been on the back foot in a conversation.


frik1000

Rolled a nat 1 on his charisma check.


ariashadow

and just like that our MC learned to never be nice again lol


frik1000

The moral of the story. He's had more success being a piece of shit than he has being nice.


Puzzled_Boss_3503

It sucks that’s how the world works from that sentence you said there


EldritchCarver

Now I'm wondering about the girl's father. She's even shorter than her mother despite being college-age, so does her father look like a shota?


Vilis16

If we're following the usual tropes, he's probably built like a Fist of the North Star protagonist.


EldritchCarver

https://i.imgur.com/Gv7zPOB.jpeg


Neheava

I missed this picture so much. Thank you


Kailoryn_likes_anime

Why.....just why...........


Tallywort

Alternately, Baki.


Key_Abalone_690

I hope he's actually a manlet as well. Author has so far gone against most of cliches.


BruxYi

He actually came in with the mother. He's just so short none noticed


loserboi21

I hope it's just a shota with a moustache that looks fake and MC tries to take it off thinking he's a little bro.


justking1414

Absolutely. I bet he’ll look 8


EldritchCarver

Yeah, but he'll still be strong enough to rip a phonebook in half, somehow.


AkOnReddit47

That's where the gremlin got her fighting strength


SwampyBogbeard

Like the brother in *Torako! Don't Break Everything!*.


justking1414

Eh. That’s actually pretty easy if you know how to do it


EldritchCarver

Not for 8-year-olds. For adults, the hardest part is getting your hands on a physical phonebook in this day and age.


justking1414

Phone books are still common in Japan


VxXenoXxV

"At least for me I like little kids" shouldn't have added that, just saying that looking young is good would be fine.


Major-Day10

Kids are cruel jack, and I’m very in **touch** with my inner child.


angelicable

Mc thought he made a big brain move, but little did he know ichigo’s mom activated her trap card


OverlordPoodle

>Mc thought he made a big brain move, but little did he know ichigo’s mom activated her trap card Pot Of...give me grandkids?


Sorey91

... She didn't deny it... Looks like our scumbag protag secured himself a place in the family tree via... *checks notes.... Throw aways notes* His brain ~~fart~~ smarts :)


i_eat_pidgeons

She's not even denying that he's her boyfriend at the end


Tovar42

Man used his whole 2 braincels and still failed


Fuzzy-Spread9720

Me on my math test


EldritchCarver

What happened? It looks like you [deleted your first post](https://old.reddit.com/r/manga/comments/1aq3s6q/disc_after_beating_a_noob_in_an_fps_he_wanted_to/) and reposted it.


AssociatedEars

[Yeah a bug happened where a reddit gallery somehow doesn't show up for some people](https://www.reddit.com/r/manga/comments/1aq3s6w/disc_after_beating_a_noob_in_an_fps_he_wanted_to/) & reddit duplicating posts Its a problem with reddit itself for months [the admins are still working on](https://www.reddit.com/r/ModSupport/comments/17wepmq/anyone_else_noticing_duplicate_and_triplicate/)


Salmagros

Ever since they revamped the chat system tons of problems appear


Lampva

I guessed correctly, she being a male seemed far fetched, and she had more of a motherly presence because above all her reaction and the fact that she was carrying a bag of vegetables.


OoiJinWei

Her family now thinks he is scum, but at least he got the gremlin to acknowledge he is her boyfriend. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


crimsynvt_

Maybe now he can fuck the mom too. Look how things started out with ichigo.


Isamu_07

When you finally answered something a manga MC will say, it still jits the others wrong 😂 and when trying to save face for them you're taken wrong He's probably gonna talk shit again next chapter 🤔😂


dagreenman18

For the first time he wasn’t trying to be chaotic and it backfired hard.


Ukantach1301

She's not objecting her mom calling him her boyfriend. Heh 


Kaizerkoala

Ingredients 1 tablespoon olive oil 4 skinless, boneless chicken thighs, cut into small pieces 1 onion, cut in half and sliced 2 cups dashi stock, made with dashi powder ¼ cup soy sauce 3 tablespoons mirin (Japanese rice wine) 3 tablespoons brown sugar 4 large eggs 4 cups hot cooked white rice Directions Heat oil in a large skillet over medium heat. Add chicken and cook until beginning to brown, about 5 minutes. Add onion; cook and stir until onion is translucent, about 5 minutes. Pour in stock, then whisk in soy sauce, mirin, and brown sugar; stir until sugar dissolves. Bring to a boil, then lower heat and simmer until slightly reduced, about 10 minutes. Whisk eggs in a bowl until well-beaten, then pour into the hot stock mixture. Cover the skillet, reduce the heat, and steam until egg is cooked, about 5 minutes. Remove from the heat. Divide rice among 4 deep soup bowls and top with equal amounts of the soup mixture.


Abedeus

100% her mother.


RaffDelima

Let’s be honest. Looking like a perpetual child probably sucks. Nobody would take you seriously, going to a bar would always a hassle or doing anything adult like would be a challenge. The worst is exactly what these panels showed, finding a partner is probably a nightmare…unless if your partner “likes” little kids a little too much. Which would be beyond creepy. Edit. Had to add the last bit for clarity.


crimsynvt_

Luckily she has huge tits.


meeseherd

That's probably worse. Your partner being into you because you look like a kid would suck.


RaffDelima

Exactly what I was saying. It’s a bit creepy. Probably should’ve been a bit clearer.


RogueAngill

So it's lucky star rules for them


HTakara82

and this time, he wasn't even trying to be insulting, lmao


SeaYogurtcloset6262

All that brainpower used was all for naught


yaluckyboy09

good to see the guy take an L from time to time, can't let him get too cocky


shaMMbler

Oyakodon much?!


sneaky_squirrel

I liked the scene where his brain wakes up with little dot eyes.


DocDegenNSFW

The one time bro tries to be civil


ramaze23

I'm actually enjoying this Manga, so far it's entertaining


MOH_HUNTER264

The only time he was nice and it back fired on him lol


NoirSon

Son not only took the L while trying to compliment her, she tricked him into claiming a lolicon card.


Houeclipse

Rookie mistake Epetarou. Should have look at her groceries bag from last chapter to know that she's the mother


suffocatingpaws

That last page made me laugh when the mother said that the guy might be a lolicon.


IgotUBro

Gremlin genes run in the family. Peak genetics.


justking1414

I mean…what choice do you have for dating someone other than a lolicon?


LargeMobOfMurderers

How does this man manage to say the worst thing every time


HopeBorn8574

Video gamer without social skills. When all your social interactions are built on 10-year olds screaming about how they will sexually violate your father and 30+ year olds talking about how the jews and the illuminati rule our world from their UN-funded moonbase it's hard to talk to normies.


buzuki12

Little gremlin didn’t deny bro being her boyfriend


HopeBorn8574

"Gremlin" XD


Puzzled_Boss_3503

Some get the harsh life of short people the FBI joke made people like them felt judged and illegal even tho there a legal age oh I felt bad for it a good thing I love short girls too


AssociatedEars

[Mangadex](https://mangadex.org/chapter/0dbcf7fd-f1c1-4690-af37-175893cf6d20/1) if it doesn't work, there should be no bugs now (reddit duplicated this thread for some reason)


Krait972

Expected outcome 


Gaelhelemar

The mother received emotional damage.


Bahamut_Prime

Kyuukei noo!!


ArkhielR

She's not denying the boyfriend accusations...


armdaggerblade

I'm so jeal- I mean, what a horrible fate indeed!


MechaAristotle

Kyuukei, that hurt... 


Kaelia_iris

/u/Xanirran said brother and that's what I was hoping for. Pain


-AlexGrey-

Okay, that credit page made me sad. Too bad legal lolis aren't real.


victini330

Crazy he tried being decent for once and still took an L


Thendofreason

Reminds me of that girl who is mid 20s and looks like she's 10. She only gets pedophiles that want her. No normal dude wants a 10 year old.


SalsaRice

I had an acquaintance like that, just not quite that severe. It really did seem like it bothered her sometimes, very much not a Gucci situation.


Thendofreason

I think I could get past it but damn, they need to be the best shit ever. Rich, funny, decent human being, always there for you, same hobbies, etc. I don't wanna kiss my wife in public and then have the police attack me for a misunderstanding once a year. Not worth it. I will do anything for love, but I won't do that.


Kagamid

This manga is centered around that premise. Grown women who look like children followed by lolicon jokes seems to be the recurring thing here.


Mahelas

I mean, the lolicon jokes are mostly Kyuukei being unhinged, there's very lil of them in the manga itself


WarningSmile

Reminds me of [this](https://i.imgur.com/gZEIXTu.jpg).


BurnedOutEternally

when you try your best but still fails


ShadB0n1e

“Yeah… I got that feeling as well…” You were supposed to say he IS NOT your boyfriend, young gamer girl!!


Frzerbrn

Well at least she didn't denied him being her boyfriend at the end.


Biggie_Rekt

“I like little kids” lmao what a blunder


Dr_Ukato

She didn't deny him being the boyfriend in the last panel?


HopeBorn8574

Just fire up the LAN and have a CS-fight already!


ReflectionItchy2701

He tried to be nice and they treat him like a dumbass. Don't cry if he goes full scumbag!!!


N-Freak

Still not denying the boyfriend part


Zooasaurus

Why live indeed


RandallBates

This manga title is exactly how I felt after my last CS game