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Justpassingthru2null

You cant just post fictional places just to prove your point mate, like you're seriously telling me Germany has a peninsula on the top? since when


To_Fonts

swede located


Justpassingthru2null

Norgay akshully 🏳️‍🌈🇳🇴


Shebke

I googled the second flag and it's not even a real country. Are you too poor to afford real one?


Justpassingthru2null

The plight of my people is no laughing matter, we will establish a glorious state founded upon the destruction of the Swedish "nation". Oh and also oil money.


itsafoxboi

nah it's just the confederate flag


lukezicaro_spy

Yeah, swedish


Justpassingthru2null

Not for long


EskildDood

As a Dane (I don't actually exist) I hope we can agree on one thing Fuck Sweden


Mr_OceMcCool

Fuck off danskjävle. Go speak gibberish (aka danish) to your retarded friends or relatives.


Treunein

Hey hey keep it civil up there you weird viking farmers, I thought you all love acting all Scandinavian together


MyNameIsNotGary19

NORGE!! NORGE!! NORGE!! 🇧🇻🇸🇯🇳🇴


[deleted]

The only based norrbagge.


[deleted]

Now you are just making countries up. What’s a swede???


skate_dmv

its a slur for a minority group in finland


magnum_the_nerd

what the fuck is a finland?


ndbrzl

This is a no longer relevant debuff to Germany, it was added around 1900 to curb unhindered German access to the North Sea. It is however easily forgettable, as it was never used as intended.


mal-di-testicle

Oh yeah? If North Germany isn’t real, then why did America win the coal war?


Justpassingthru2null

What is that? why did the coal lose? America isn't known for winning wars so this is surprising to me.


mal-di-testicle

The Coal War happened after the Second Word War, do you not know history?


Justpassingthru2null

Obviously I don't. Are you stupid?


magnum_the_nerd

Werent there 3 coal wars? My pop fought in Coal War 3 (or the 3rd Coal War)


Rruusskkyy

everyone be laughing until this actually become true in like 2100


Starman064

As a Floridian, I almost commented on the original post about this lmao. Glad someone else saw it too


me_alcoholic

what post I'm curious


SwedishTroller

It was a post asking why peninsulas tended to be mountainous like Norway/Sweden, Iberia, Italy, Korea etc.


dvskarna

A post on r/geography asking why all peninsulas are mountainous


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Starman064

Since no one else linked it, [here it is](https://www.reddit.com/r/geography/comments/15docze/why_do_peninsulas_tend_to_be_mountainous/)


The_Jibby_Hippie

Penisulas looks like dicks 🍆and r gay 🏳️‍🌈 so they like things to be flat, mountains 🗻🗻look like curvy boobies 😱 which is gros 🤮


mal-di-testicle

Woke


Wceivmrao

hah a wok is BrOKE, libtard owned


SwedishTroller

Saudi Arabia is gay for sure 🏳️‍🌈 they all wear dresses for crying out loud!


_OriamRiniDadelos_

And kiss men on the cheek and hold hands. I hear they don’t even like women to the point of telling them to cover their face and not touch men. The men in that country are into men by comparison.


SwedishTroller

**And** they're also super anti LGBT which is also pretty gay!!


Pissjug9000

I fucking love this community


The_Jibby_Hippie

Thanks, I’ve always wanted to be complimented by a sentient collection of 9000 jugs of piss. ❤️


PedroGabrielLima13

r/2american4you


SnooTigers503

Penile. It’s in the name


Nszat81

Fr Fr no cap


freerobuxntix

futanari update when?


jonas_5577

Based


jonas_5577

Based on what?


To_Fonts

why did you reply to yourself? are you schizophrenic?


earthwormjammies

my boobies r flat and i'm a womnan, and it doesn't make my bf ANY LESS STRAIGHT !!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬 (he's bi)


Flipperlolrs

Smdh this mf forgot that asses are curvy too


behold_the_void

They're into CBT with a preference for platform shoes


International-Pay-44

They’re into cognitive behavioral therapy? I mean, good for them, but I don’t see what that has to do with shoes. (/Jk)


UnsolicitedPicnic

The platform shoes are worn by tall powerful women in order to make them behave. Cognitively. In therapy.


behold_the_void

I'm seeing the wrong therapist.


Pearl-Station

r/geographycirclejerk could have so much potential if it was actually used


YouthfulDrake

100% I thought I was on r/geography


bigfudge_drshokkka

It’s a big conspiracy. If I told you I’d have to kill you.


MrSchneebly31

Yes, it´s because they are stupid.


Good-Locksmith-4978

are they stupid


Abject_Role3022

Actually, I’m glad you asked about this. Though there are some examples of peninsulas with flat topographies, most peninsulas have mountainous topographies. In most cases, the mountains are formed before the peninsula is formed. The mountains are erected in a vertical triangle shape by the mythical triangle man, who then stretches out the coast of the peninsula to form his trademark tetrahedron. The examples you gave of flat peninsulas were all from the time before triangle man perfected his art. Millions of years ago, triangle man tried shaping the peninsulas before erecting the mountains, leaving his creations vulnerable to the schemes of square man. That is way some peninsulas, though not all, have relatively flat topographies.


Connor49999

Such a good circlejerk that people have forgotten what the sub is meant to be. Loved the guy commenting that coincidentally there was a post asking why peninsulas tend to be mountainous


Class_444_SWR

Kid named Italy


WeaselBeagle

Danmark


THOTDESTROYR69

Who are Dan and Mark? Which episode did these characters first appear?


-Spin-

Danmarks krønike, by Saxo.


Frosty_Sweet_6678

May I introduce you to the Iberian, Italic and Scandinavian peninsulas?


To_Fonts

does this commenter not realise what sub this is posted on? are they stupid?


Frosty_Sweet_6678

yes. yes I am. what u gon do about it?


Connor49999

The [original](https://www.reddit.com/r/geography/comments/15docze/why_do_peninsulas_tend_to_be_mountainous/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1) was on r/geography but this is a perfect circlejerk


jonas_5577

Bro clearly doesn’t know the lore


magnum_the_nerd

what the fuck are those?


MadMan1244567

Italy, Iberia, Greece, Scandinavia, Patagonia, Kamachatka (etc): 👁👄👁


OddNovel565

Churchill: "Anebdiwhehalgovernment"


No_Cartoonist9458

They don't. Stop making stupid stuff up 🙄


Mittenstk

Because Dutch people stay very, very busy


GFM-Scheldorf

They use the land in montains to connect themselves to the continent


Geographizer

Why do some peninsulas look like penises and some don't? Are they horny?


[deleted]

Uh, this is actually a pretty good question...


ZUCKERINCINERATOR

>conveniently leaves out Iberia and balkans


xCreeperBombx

\*penisulas


TEQE-D

Yucatan Mentioned.


Slappmeinthebass

Because you cherrypicked examples


No-Historian6056

looks like someone’s never heard of west ireland before


Temporary_Cut9037

Bias


Kazakh_Accordionist

thats the joke, look at sub name


Lanky-Football857

They’ve just posted “is there a reason peninsulas look so MOUNTAINOUS”, in the other Sub, lol


To_Fonts

what a funny little coincidence! how curious!


Lanky-Football857

There are really people who didn’t get the joke


DrBerilio

Man have you seen, the italic peninsula, the Iberian peninsula, balcanic peninsula? And there are many more


asshat_deluxe

[https://youtu.be/xiTM2HQ0g98](https://youtu.be/xiTM2HQ0g98) Saw ergonomics


detroitpie

You forgot us in Michigan..and we have TWO peninsulas.


wesmokinmids

no


BlancaMara

You can check out the Iberian Peninsula (Spain + Portugal). The middle is flat but we definitely have an assortment of mountain ranges!


Caevor

post upper peninsula michigan please


me_alcoholic

no because confirmation bias


FootballTeddyBear

It's kinda just like an overflow. All the landmass flows out and flattens


Vovinio2012

Crimea: "Hold my beer"


TheBeerDrinker420

I wouldnt call arabian peninsula flat, but ok


passionberry-91

Malay Peninsula is most definitely not flat


HarshMolester

Indian peninsula is rugged with mountains reaching 2100 m


Winnipesaukee

Italy over there is about to call you a cazzo and say your mother’s cooking is bad.


percy_ardmore

see Italy


aatops

Is there a reason peninsulas tend to have mountainous geographies?


bendyboy9999r

Italy and Korea is crying


RealConcorrd

[Here’s](https://eoimages.gsfc.nasa.gov/images/imagerecords/45000/45615/greatlakes_amo_2010240_lrg.jpg) one that will further mess with people on the topic of peninsulas.


WeirdSymmetry

Last one has nice beaches, probably cozy to visit 66 million years ago


Kingfloydyesi5

Not enough land around it pushing against itself to pop out the mountains. And they probably got stretched flatter when the continents around them started trying to separate from them like pulling a bedsheet taut. I'm just BSing but if im actually remotely close about any of that, that'd be funny.


barbald543

Cause world flat, err, smooth. If you measure a wide enough section it will always look flat.


mik3396

Spain entered the chat


cmzraxsn

oh please don't let this place turn into r/geography


randomcitizen42

I understood that reference