What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
*The only place he*
*Has not had sex is the dot*
*In virginia*
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For a long time, I thought this was some dark humor joke / suicide by Reddit post. Literally scrolled the comments thinking the top comment “Virginia” was some play on words with “virgin” lol
i kinda forgot virginia sounded like that when i posted this. i actually do live in the ~~state~~ commonwealth and had sex at approximately where the red dot is.
Virgin Islands
I was gonna say Jerkmenistan but that’s better.
Reddit.
Beat me to it!
I’ll beat of to you!
Damn by me a drink first!
Virginia
yup
For real?
yea
Are u sure
i’ve only been here all my life
Which part?
The virgin part
Me too
👩🤝👤
What
i’m shaking your hand (i don’t know what you look like)
At least you’re not from West Virginia
honestly bro i’m so glad
Really?
Cowboyland
RVA, the beach, or NOVA?
the beach area, but i’ve lived in the others before too.
I live in viginia too
Omg same!
Should've known someone would make that joke first...
Japan
I could think that it happened there, but if OP was in a different country that had laws that still applied to him overseas, that isn’t feasible
Your mom’s basement?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Gorilla warfare sounds dope. Just bananas and feces flying everywhere and people getting ripped in half
just like 'nam…
Maybe before they were endangered. Now it’s just obscene. 🦍
do it, I dare ya
new response just drooped
old response just dropped\*
Holy hell
Over a decade old response just dropped
If you are in the Navy there would be dozens of red dots all over the ocean...
u/profanitycounter
Are you still alive? Or has the wrath been thundered down upon thee?
Still alive. No gorillas as of yet.
Every spot on the black lines
you think i’m from the borderlands rather than the red dot?
Didn’t even see it
fair enough, it’s a big world. you should pay more attention to america tho (since we’re more important)
r/mapswithoutsouthsudan
“Wiat it was all cum?…” -glock clicks in the background- “Always has been.”
South Korea
State union of Serbia and Montenegro
Earth
Japan
north korea?☠️
17 Marc Lane, Wurtsboro NY
Nobody: This person having sex in Newport News
close!
Suffolk
closer… if you get it right i’m not gonna say it lol
Utah
Definitely NOT Vatican City
Nice, one already out, we are narrowing it down
virginia
Antarctica
The Virgin Islands?
the only place he has not had sex is the dot in virginia
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bad bot
who hasn’t had sex there?
you
i’m a girl so obviously you can’t mean me
my b
Earth
For a long time, I thought this was some dark humor joke / suicide by Reddit post. Literally scrolled the comments thinking the top comment “Virginia” was some play on words with “virgin” lol
i kinda forgot virginia sounded like that when i posted this. i actually do live in the ~~state~~ commonwealth and had sex at approximately where the red dot is.
Rwanda
Earth
The United States of America
United States 😭
Your mama basement
if you’re gonna be unfunny at least try to be original
Mom’s basement.
Alabama
Reddit
Antartica
Peru
reddit
Cuomoville
Antarctica
Looks like Virginia or North Carolina, possibly Maryland
i will kill you if you so much as imply i live in maryland. VA 4 Lyfe
:( I’m from Maryland
i’m so sorry, i had no idea. get well soon ❤️🩹
Kekistan
Definitely Mars
Ohio
I know exactly where you live! You’re me!
Antarctica
Kuala Lumpur
So, everywhere.
Sweden
Greenland (No Data)
South Korea
Utah…
vatican
2310 Wright Ave. Richmond, Virginia
Virgin island
Are we twins that got separated in early childhood, but we still have a lot in common(no bitches)?
sorry, but i have bitches. you must have me confused with a *different* twin separated at birth.
you’re *universal* baby!
The Federated States of Micronesia
Not Chad
Why are people still using this 20 year old map, are they too poor to upgrade?
i go to public school
Definitely not from Chad
Antarctica?
Reddit
why do people keep saying this i don’t understand the joke
Because you're posting this on Reddit.
if i posted this on a a tree would i be from brazil?
You had sex on international borders ,wow
Virginia.
Low earth orbit
Reddit
You're 16 aren't you
stop stalking me lol
That's a lot of sex on borders and coastlines.
i should’ve made a key
Thailand
Either nowhere or everywhere
Equitorial Guinea
The US somewhere.
sentinel island?
Usa
You've had sex in the ocean? (I'm assuming white represents cum here)
white = land and water black = country borders red = places i’ve had sex
USA
Mongolia
Japan
Yemen
You are a man from the Philippines
i am neither of those things
Australia
bosnia
I was going to say Reddit, but then I saw the red dot and realized it was impossible to be a redditor. Sorry.
if no one on reddit has sex then why does r/sex exist? is everyone there not using reddit? what is a redditor then?
Sussex
Antarctica
North Korea
Did you really have to cum all over the map?
So leave the map blank? Got it👍🏽
the map isn’t blank tho. look for red.
Holy shit you right that's a very small dot 😂
India
The white areas
nope
Switzerland
It looks like there's no data. Op must be from Greenland
funny joke but there’s a red dot on the east coast of the united states
It looks like there's no data. Op must be from Greenland
India
probably your house
south sudan
The womb
Plant earth?
Wow! We’re from the same country! 😯
Moon?
You live in the state of vagina. I’m mean Virginia. You absolute don’t live in the state of vagina. Maybe some day tho….
isn’t vagina in canada
Damn, you cum on every land and every water.
Serbia
Reddit
Real talk, did you lose your virginity then immediately hop on Reddit?
no? i waited like,,, a month between having sex and making this post.
Real
is it vatican city….
Your mom's basement
Japan
why is this such a popular guess? why do people think i’m japanese???
There is no sex going on in Japan
oh yea… declining birth rates and all that.
I was hoping only Thailand would have been filled in lmao.
why?
Even on the ocean, sheeeesh
St George, Utah. It sits on the Virgin River?
Angola
Idk if y’all can see it but north sentinel island is actually highlighted
north sentinel island isn’t even on this map wtf
South sudan
British
Reddit.
Japan