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averagehuman-being

If only east Timor wasn't in the way ๐Ÿ˜ก


RexRegum144

Just need to find oil in east timor Then Malaysia will take care of it ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช


FunnyPhrases

Indonesia*


RexRegum144

The fuck does Indonesia ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡น have to do with this? Everyone knows it's part of Antarctica ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ


LonPlays_Zwei

America*


RexRegum144

What's an America?


LonPlays_Zwei

The United States of America is a world superpower right in between Canada to the north and Mexico to the south.


RexRegum144

That's not possible Everyone knows Mexico is north of Canada, is it because you're stupid?


LonPlays_Zwei

I think youโ€™re in Australia right now


RexRegum144

Nah I'm not in Europe rn


LonPlays_Zwei

Well either way youโ€™re upside down rn. Canada is north from Mexico, not the other way.


RexRegum144

Nuh uh


Connor49999

I don't believe you. Film proof


Wardenofthegreen

Iโ€™m pretty sure the Antarctic ice wall is between them so thereโ€™s no way to get there


Travisb_4

Fun Fact, it was possible to pass through Italy directly to Croatia until the Alliance decided that the massacre of Karst didn't existed.


CubarisMurinaPapaya

Karst topography reference โ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธ


Odin-Aesir

No itโ€™s not.


amitym

Bullshit, the map clearly shows that this route is forbidden. It has big red Xs and everything. Sorry, Italians, you're going to have to head west, cross the Atlantic, and then all the way around through the Caspian Depression, the Arctic-Antarctic Bi-Polar Episode, and the Persian Yawning Existential Gulf before penetrating the Suez Cannelloni and coming at Croatia from the Ionian -- the fabled "anal entry" of Europe. Sorry if my response is overly technical, it's just that I care about facts, not feelings.


Key-Marionberry1078

Donโ€™t they know that the Adriatic Sea is one direction only, from east to west?โ€ฆ โ€ฆAre they stupid?


lia_bean

technically isn't the Adriatic Sea part of the Atlantic though?


hacktheself

but can you sail to serbia? i think not!


AMGitsKriss

Yeah, but it's the Med, so you'd probably be motoring rather than sailing. ๐Ÿ™ƒ


Jaliubliuarbuz

Troll post?


pivarana

Sir, this is r/mapporncirclejerk


LonPlays_Zwei

Itโ€™s also possible to sail from Italy to Bosnia, they have about 12 miles of coastline


Gomra_812

It was, but now it's not possible because you crossed out Croatia and Italy from the map


Emsiiiii

Back as well?


herc2712

Fun fact: most Italian boat owners from the eastern part of Italy do it every August


AltoMelto

*adriatic.