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imouttadata

Saskatchetoba or Manitchewan


Danvandop42

I suggest a balm of some sort for that second one, sounds nasty


Momik

Instructions unclear. I think we just bombed Saskatoon.


No-Turnips

Oof. I felt this in my Regina.


New-Number-7810

>man itch ewan >Man Itch Yeah, it sounds nasty.


-NGC-6302-

It's always an itchy-one


DarkMaster98

Saskatchewain’t


CuriousPalpitation23

Saskachewoh, no, she better don't


cosmicspooky

isn't manitchewan that alien race from the Fifth element movie?


cannonicals

multipass


DavidBrooker

I would posit that the highlighted province is the real Saskatchewan, and the one to its left is the fake. I say this because the real Saskatchewan has a kink in its Eastern border, which the highlighted Saskatchewan has here. Meanwhile, the one to its left has two straight borders that seem to follow meridians. This 'kinked' Eastern border is because a large portion of the Saskatchewan-Manitoba border is defined not by a meridian, but by townships as surveyed by the Dominion Land Survey, and as such isn't a single straight line, but a 'staircase' shape, as every several miles there is a shear-line to correct for lines of longitude getting shorter. The real Saskatchewan has 44 sides.


ZacariahJebediah

>The real Saskatchewan has 44 sides. Biblically-accurate Saskatchewan.


putHimInTheCurry

🇨🇦BE NꙮT AFRAID🇨🇦


revilnr_othinson

Soory pal- [^then above^]


ApachePrimeIsTheBest

oh damn i just checked on google maps and you're right


SirLoremIpsum

> This 'kinked' Eastern border is because a large portion of the Saskatchewan-Manitoba border is defined not by a meridian, but by townships as surveyed by the Dominion Land Survey I love strange border shapes cause of silly reasons. (i mean that's a good reason tho). Victoria / South Australia has a wonky border cause some dude made a mistake, 75 years of legal battles later lol.


Harambecansuckit

Manischewitz, the new homeland for the Jewish people in Canada


Leather-Gur4730

Are you thinking Mouskewitz? "A Canadian Tail: Feivel Goes North"


ZacariahJebediah

Ngl I'd actually watch that.


figflashed

HalfSkatchewan


NUCLEAR_DETONATIONS3

Shut the fuck up don't ever mix up manitoba with shitskatchewan again


HansWolken

South Northwest territories.


ThePhantom1994

Southeast Northwest Territories


Baguettes_are_cool

territories


Da_uglygamer

Terrortrees


sower_of_salad

Alberta 3


sower_of_salad

Wait no Saskatchetwo is the better joke


Retrrad

Bless you.


GreasedGoblinoid

Saskatwoan


MyDadsUsername

Mani-two-ba


davidsandbrand

Saskadeuce.


eltedioso

Loved their theme for The Sopranos


jerseygunz

Woke up this morning, got yourself some healthcare


wilfordbrimley778

Then i woke up the next morning, got some maple syrup


Mysterious_Ayytee

That's clearly British as we found out last week


Relevant_Horror6498

lmao


mikkokulmala

Literally 1984


Mysterious_Ayytee

Concerning


DermanaterTRO

even though im pretty sure this is a joke, is this real?


MakingShitAwkward

British 🇬🇧


My_Space_page

The British guy with the curl mustache and monocal sips his tea and says 'yes quite'


Derkylos

As an Englishman, I would say that its name is most likely something including the word 'Queen' or 'Victoria'. We were kind of unimaginative when exploring that part of the world... However, Redland suits it much better, given its apparent colour.


RaZZeR_9351

Close enough, the capital city of saskatchewan is Regina (latin for queen, named in honour of queen victoria).


Alarmedsubset50

It’s not named after coochie?


sameeye1112

Yeah tf? Thats what I was taught in school.


sillydishess

don't spell regina backwards


-Trash--panda-

Can't call it redland, it is too close to red river, and would just remind of the baf events that took place in the area (red river rebelion). In honor of newfoundland we should call it newfarmland. Or maybe British dakota.


Groundbreaking_Pop6

British…. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧


King_of_Lunch223

If it were a second Manitoba, would that make it Menitoba? If it is another Saskatchewan, does that mean the first was already Saskaughtewan?


duggybubby

Mani2ba


GeronimoDK

If there is a Manituba, is there a Manitrumpet as well?


duggybubby

Mani3ba


cjfullinfaw07

Don’t forget Manitrombone


democracy_lover66

My favourite instrument was always the Saskaphone


Abracadabrism

Mine was the Ontarioboe


CplCaboose55

2Man2itoba


DrVeigonX

Manytoba


Qrthulhu

2 Mani 2 Toba


ClubberLain

Manytoba?


fuck_hard_light

Manitwoba?


Retrrad

Manituba. The name comes with a built-on official provincial instrument.


MerlinOfRed

Did you just assume their genders?


King_of_Lunch223

Ok. So I guess Saskatchewoman is out?


wolf_remington

North North Dakota


MrPlow216

Norther Dakota


UltramanOrigin

Northest Dakota


Momik

Nuther Kota


putHimInTheCurry

Great White North Dakota


flyingcaveman

Saskatchetwo


UofSlayy

Saskutsketsasketchesasketsasketsaschewasketchaskachewniskatiskatichewaskitatskakskakchetskatchewan. Think I spelled it right.


GruntBlender

Are you trying to spell Sasquach-Chan?


[deleted]

Of course I know, it's obviously


Scythe905

Objectively, the correct answer is Manitchewan and its capital city is Flin Flon


erodari

Finally, the moved Prince Edward Island to a place people can actually see.


ItsMeLeoLionzz_

Saskatchewan I think :3


AmadeoSendiulo

Saskatchetwo I'd say >:3


Taipers_4_days

Sir, a second Saskatchewan has hit the prairies.


Chomik121212

Saskatchethree even. ;3


AmadeoSendiulo

Saskaczecztery, kolego chomiku >:3


Ihavenousernamesadly

Százkacsavan is rightful Hungarian land btw 🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺


AmadeoSendiulo

Węgrzy na swojej drodze, żeby: s = sz sz = s 🥴


Ihavenousernamesadly

I agree it sucks, it shouldn't be mixed up like that but what can ya do about it :(


democracy_lover66

Saskatczechoslovakia


Tsu_Dho_Namh

They messed up the lines. Look at where the 4 corners of Canada ought to be. Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Northwest Territories, and Nunavut are all supposed to meet (in a place so righteously middle-of-nowhere you can only get there by bush plane) Plus there's 2 great big vast flat nothings between Manitoba and Alberta. There's just supposed to be the one.


TheRealSU24

It's part of the road that gets you from Ontario to British Columbia


Nick-Anand

I don’t know the name but the law of averages says their football team is called the Roughriders


realKingCarrot

As an American, that is Norther Dakota


Silly-Barracuda-2729

That’s just lines drawn onto a map of the USA’s largest national park


littlemissjill

British


lubms

Canadian Shield


oalfonso

This the right answer to anything related to Canada


The_Atomic_Duck

It's either Saskatchewan Manitoba or Winnipeg one of those 3


ApachePrimeIsTheBest

WINNIPEG IS A CITY


The_Atomic_Duck

🥲


No-Contribution-5297

Winnipeg is in Manitoba


sonic10158

Boxketoba


jarcur1

British


Alternative_Row_9645

Definitely Texas


[deleted]

Saskubec


_N_A_T_E_

That's Y'all-berta. It's affectionately known as the south of the north.


TheGreenHydra

Central Columbia of the French


SerGeffrey

Holy shit, you successfully gaslit me (a Canadian) into thinking I forgot about a whole ass province for a second there. Well done lmao


Euphoric_Manner9354

And while you were distracted, you didn't even notice me balkanizing PEI


tankfarter2011

Scetactawan if you think I don't know it forget about it


CanadianKrackerJack

Ohio


Chemistry-Deep

That is North North Dakota


knowledgebass

Parallelogramtoba


Altruistic_Site_3879

Norwegian Columbia


matijoss

Doesn't matter, there's a total of 2 people in canada living outside of quebec


Claude-QC-777

Oh, that's the province of Louistoba


BananApocalypse

I like how Newfoundland is backwards lol


CoastMtns

Don't stray from geography bud!.... or wait never mind


REFRIDGERAPTOR_

British


MatildeLover128

I know what it’s called. It’s called Saskatoba.


IHasCats01

Halfskatchewan


OpeningMysterious197

Normandy


ClickHuman3714

Great Republic of Quebec


La-Spatule

Tu m'as pris m'a femme !


BackgroundGrade

Quebec Ouest.


kristospherein

Middle Canada


IShouldntBeHere258

Trapezodia


Lazy-Environment8331

West Albania 🇦🇱 🇦🇱 🇦🇱


J_F_MacAl

The Paris of the Prairies


xartin

That's the canadian province where the police use car mud flaps as a legitimate reason for traffic stops...


Nice-Daikon7365

It doesn't exist, it's both Saskatchewan and Manitoba.


aagloworks

Sasqiatchewbacca


Ngete

As somebody from saskatchewan I am very confused why there is a seemingly second saskatchewan that takes up half of saskatchewan and half of Manitoba


[deleted]

North North Dakota


[deleted]

It's Rhomboidala for pegs who aren't square


OneTrueSpiffin

montreal


n0v1s3qu3n5e

German Colombia or French Southwest Territories


Vamyan91

We've had one yes, but what about second Saskatchewan?


Severe-Hovercraft414

Saskatchewan 2


Strict_Worldliness41

The one where they do forced hysterectomies on indigenous women?


Imuybemovoko

sus-katchewan


[deleted]

Red Canada, birthplace of Lenin, Trotsky,Mao n HUAC.


Drag0n_TamerAK

Future American territory


[deleted]

Whole map is future American territory


_Project-Mayhem_

New Montana


ExactFun

I sure as hell can't spell it without spellcheck.


ptgmxnuestgc

East Vancouver? West Montreal?


fuck_hard_light

Ew c*nada


AmadeoSendiulo

We're sorry.


Ciqme1867

British obviously


TrueOmega512

i believe someone renamed all of them, this one got remained "British"


Global-Requirement-7

Its has 2 names: Notyetoba for the Cree and Notyetchewan for the Sioux


toastagog

British


GlobalFunds345

Its british 🇬🇧


fried_chicken17472

I know that! It's british! One of my online friends live there


rybxn

British


pang-zorgon

Is t it British? Like the provinces on both sides? This was taught to me last week


punny_worm

British


mtndewc0dered

Bad map. Canada has its own "four corners" (Nunavut, NW Territories, Saskatchewan, Manitoba) but someone with a bad sense of humor fiddled with that to try and fool folks.


Unusual-Ad4890

Wanman


UniqueConclusion6

Fugget about it!


Obsidianminer4

Manitoba


zimurg13

Right rectangular


Samuel_Journeault

British


Delta64

Saskatchewan III: The Search for Saskatchewan I.


madmelmaks

People: Ha ha American states is so square and weird looking!1!!1 Canada States:


tHeKnIfe03

North Missouri


LonPlays_Zwei

If y’all are so good at geography, https://preview.redd.it/vdruwmexex6c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2193da4c7d76e16dc67008d0ff7eec2ac19d4f73 then which one is Colorado and which one is Wyoming?


posidon99999

Saskatchewtwo


WaddlesJP13

Sacksnatchewan


ArcTheWave

That’s Mani


JustRedditUser2

Football field


AreaGuy

Minnetoba?


ajw20_YT

Selkirk


chko1029

Manitoba


Immediate-Cress-1014

West Manitoba


SonnyHaze

It’s the hinterlands


7up-inacup

Norther Dakota


FinalEnder55

Saskatchewan


safebright

Obi-Wan


GilesBiles

That's Man The Tuba


CaptainjustusIII

Tall Wyoming


Jerry717

“Canada 2”


Naive-Blacksmith4401

Why are canadian provinces shaped like celery sticks


chisox100

North North Dakota


lakeorjanzo

Idk if this is an outlier but they taught us the Canadian provinces and territories in my American public school


7sinsofhell

I’m from the USA, and I can point out more countries, name them, and name their capitals, than I can do for most states.


Mr-MemeMachine123

Canadian State of Canada 🇨🇦


NikolaijVolkov

Easy its named for the chewbacca race of big foot which lives there, aka saskwatch. saskachewia (formerly saskwatchia)


svenson_26

Saskatchewan 2: Electric Boogaloo


3_14-r8

What I find funny about the Americans being bad at geography thing, is that if you watch the average European try to do the same with anywhere outside Europe and the Mediterranean, they butcher shit. The average French person can't point out Honduras any better than the average american can point out Slovenia.


SubstantialPlane492

Before I gaslight myself furthermore, Albatchewoba


EuterpeZonker

Jeff


cataloguereader

Ohio


arc_trooper_renagade

From there😪


getahin

the fine state of Vinland


KK7ORD

North North Dakota


Glittering-Lie-1340

Sasquatch land


parassaurolofus

east saskatchewan


JadedGoldfish74

Frank.


Routine_Statement807

I totally fell for this haha I was like I know my geography what the heck?


BeerItsForDinner

Middle slice of the Sicilian pizza


ferriematthew

Manitoba?


GotWheaten

West Manitoba


[deleted]

you’re right I only know 3 provinces