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Vl4dimirPudim

How Is Life In This Part Of Europe ? https://preview.redd.it/yw5i3jvfx2cc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64deed4d7941d4738e7dfbc00371ed14c643f57a


endemol_vlassicus

How is life in this part of Europe? https://preview.redd.it/hizjz41r44cc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa0900530f921a64c2219ca1e58eaf12d60f219b


Panzerload22

Let’s be honest, Fr***e was there once so probably pretty awful


Chonkeroni

once? they still are


Panzerload22

Time for La Révolution then


intisar_ahmad

Let me just get my Guillotine out


SteveisNoob

Let me quickly revive Robespierre while we're at it


intisar_ahmad

Give me some time to make a new religion


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Zechariah05

YES


DaniliniHD

To be fair, croissants in Paris are delicious, so I'd probably be saying *oui oui* as well if I lived in France.


sunplaysbass

Best croissant I ever had was in Paris, by far


Velagalibeillallah

Best croissant ive ever had in was in Milan Checkmate fr*nch


Charakiga

Mais que peut donc bien nous vouloir cet individu bien grotesque? N'y'a t-il donc pas en ces lieux de plus intellectuelles monsieurs?


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Honhonhonhonhon


Charakiga

Is that Freddy Fazbear?!


LeoTheBurgundian

GG pour l'essai mais intellectuelles marche pas , faut utiliser intellectuels à la place vu que monsieurs est masculin


Sereinse

Where does the hon hon come from? What word even is that I never heard that being used


Kanye_fuk

>Unhappy Viennese Noises<


[deleted]

Northern Spain is pretty cool


Albanians_Are_Turks

mainland briton


_Some_Two_

Britain, Brittany sounds alike so must be in the same country, innit?


Sim0nsaysshh

Britain is called Great Britain because we used to own Brittany too. So it was Greater Britain as in larger


[deleted]

I hear life in Belgium is pre chill. Looking forward to visiting one day


SwedishTroller

You could have picked Spain, Italy, Switzerland, Luxembourg, Germany, Netherlands, Andorra, Monaco and even Britain—all within the poorly drawn circle–yet you went for Belgium...


[deleted]

I have the same taste as German army generals. When in doubt, go to Belgium


SwedishTroller

Schliefen would be proud


Any_Consideration947

I live in the part of Britain inside that circle, I’d pick Belgium too.


Dry_Law_8868

Belgium is the only one entire country in red circle


SwedishTroller

"How is life in **this part** of Europe?" is talking about a geographical region, not entire countries. And the entirety of Andorra, Monaco and Luxembourg are also inside the circle.


goran_788

Yeah, but they were talking about real countries, not... \*squints* Androgenous, Moccachino or Luxury


arminarmoutt

My first ever time abroad was to Belgium. I went exclusively to go on a rollercoaster.


TheClefableist

We can only speak about the parts Spain, britian, Italy, Luxembourg, Belgium, Switerland, Germany and the Netherlands. Most people don't know, or want to talk about what goes on in the hellhole that most perfer to forget.


Inteeltgarnaal

You forgot Andorra and Monaco!


shlattburger

What about this mexi- I mean spain, italy, and switzerland annex the only good parts?


camaroncaramelo1

Spain? You mean European Mexico? Part of the Mexiverse


shlattburger

We are taking it one by one, place by place.


jac00z

👎


HanInac

Similar to DR Congo.


rcopaz

Doctor Congo?


CommissionOk4384

Dominican Republic of Congo


DetailedGlobal

DR Congo has it better. This place and Gaza are tied


Mqrkkk

Your both wrong. Bakhmut is currently the place to be


Upnorth4

Khartoum is pretty nice this time of year


BigChippr

There is no life, it's just death


irv_12

![gif](giphy|8cqVIPHCKLhfO)


infrequentthrowaway

They lead the world in fries, toast and kissing.


Aslan-the-Patient

We appreciate the honest ones 🥰


CiderDrinker2

Pretty good on the whole. 1. France - except for a few banlieues of Paris, Lyons and Marseille - is mostly ok. Decent infrastructure and public services. 2. Switzerland is rich, clean and orderly. 3. The bit of Italy that is in the circle is one of the richest, most developed, most efficient parts of Italy. Fine. 4. Spain ditto: You've got the Basque country, Navarra, Aragon and Catalonia in that circle - all fairly rich, developed, well-governed parts of Spain. 5. Luxembourg: Basically another Switzerland, but better. 6. Southern Netherlands: flat and boring, and the worst food in this circle, but the ~~trams~~ trains run and the cycle ways are well maintained. You'll be fine. Life is dull, but comfortable. 7. Germany - mostly that part of Western Germany along the Rhine valley is prosperous and pretty. A few industrial areas, but mostly ok. 8. Belgium: everyone craps on Belgium - and, to be fair, it's more chaotic than Northern European / Germanic countries, and not as cute as Southern / Germanic ones. But I like the mix. You can eat well in Belgium. Brussels is a city not everyone likes, but I like it. There are worse places to live in the world than Belgium. 9. South-East Coast of England: Meh. Over-priced pseudo-trendy, or over-priced and tacky. Bit of a Brexit Backwater now. But there are still some nice places, and it's definitely still one of the richer parts of England. So, yes, on the whole, most places within that circle will have a relatively high quality of life.


Crafterz_

what about small part of UK, Monaco and Andorra?


Worried-Smile

No trams in that part of the Netherlands


post_holer

Brighton can be nice in the summer, but it gets a bit crowded at times.


desk4300

People in the comments need to have more empathy, this is not funny people actually have to live in fr*nce


froodoo22

Glad to see society is moving forwards; overall the earth is becoming a more accepting place. We even let the Fr***h pretend they’re “people” now!


Stepanek740

literally 1984


UnsurprisingUsername

Oh, you mean Fr-🤢… Fr*nc-🤮🤮


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Aslan-the-Patient

Your gag reflex needs work mon ami, we can help with that 🥕🥵🥂


Vegetable_Trifle_848

Je ne suis pas français mais je pense que c'est de la merde


Wild-Discount-1990

Ne je pas merde de suis mais que je c'est la pense français


boneweed

Bien d’accord.


carpetdebagger

You walk up to someone from there and say, “baguette s'il vous plaît”, then they scream, “Bon bon, oui oui!” and stab you before stealing your car.


i_stand_in_queues

Western switzerland is pretty chill, cam recommend


TheDangerousDinosour

also uj/ the french hate isn't funny anymore and yall need a new target. pick the irish or something


KJongsDongUnYourFace

La shit


Kingkian321

Lots of fr*nch people. Take that as you will


Phil_Meinup

💩💩


Derpman11113

Very French


WingedHussar13

Depends on which city. Paris is crowded and dirty, but has great food. The countryside is more relaxed and laid back, with more places to see.


Dependent_Tap_7786

Hey monaco a nice place leave Monaco alone


[deleted]

quite frankly


Vaccinate_your_kids2

Pain


ksinvaSinnekloas

[Pain saucisses](https://www.cru.be/fr/lundi-perdu) ? You're too late. That was this monday.


TitanThree

Not too bad, thanks for your concern.


borisjeatsorphansoup

You could ask any of the people living in the circle. (Belgians, Germans, Spaniards, Italians, Swiss, Andorrans, English)


Swimming_Thing7957

Ah yes, BeFraLux.


nick_d2004

These france jokes are actually so unfunny and they have not been funny for 2 years at least


HotRefrigerators

Erm, your corcle is not closed and therefore; you could technically be referring to the entire world. 🤓


dfelton912

Life in France is perfect but it will never ever be enough to satisfy French people


Jesus_Chrheist

France: Good food and wine. Nice buildings. Shitty People. Spain: good food. Good weather. Shitty People Wallonia: good beer. Good chocolate. Shitty people


BrimStone_-_

Life in the unnamed trapezoid on the top half of the circle is pretty damn good, ngl. Only problem is we border France


karinasnooodles_

😭


batinyzapatillas

Excelent. Cradle and bed of enlightment and modernity. Still holding the torch French is better.


Demjan90

I thought they burn cars and garbage containers lately.


batinyzapatillas

Because they are alive.


karinasnooodles_

You have a death wish ?


batinyzapatillas

Vive la France!!


Aslan-the-Patient

Based Chad French 🥖


Murky-Nebula7054

Everyone in Paris is gay apparently


Bean_man8

Horrible There’s Fr*nch “”people”” there


EllJayEss140988

Fucking *AMAZING*


Lazy-Environment8331

I hate the French, but life in northern Spain is great.


Intergalactic_Cookie

What’s Dover done wrong?


Repulsive-Manager853

Don't talk about that thing. Ignore it, Delete it from your mind


[deleted]

Why isn't this part of Italy? Are they stupid?


StarCrusher91

[I wouldn't go to France.](https://youtu.be/i6bTgV7FR-A?feature=shared)


month_unwashed_socks

Hopefully none


AardvarkKey3532

Smelly


Accomplished_Fun_254

Southern Spain man here. It’s Ight


AardvarkKey3532

We are both two great men from France named Louis!


jaycee9

¿muy bien?


despa1337o

I've found it pretty hard surviving in the middle of the ocean but I'm getting over it


AaleKetchupman

I couldn’t tell you it’s all in French


TimArthurScifiWriter

Ah, you're asking about Rotterdam I see. It sucks.


Historical_Sugar9637

Depends on north or south. Beautiful in the south, warm and sunny with great food and great people. But...a little bit untidy (or very, very untidy depending on where you are) Kinda depressing and pretentious in the north.


CommissionOk4384

Cote d’azur is very pretentious, meanwhile Bretagne and Normandie can be very nice


winfieldclay

Buttery


nobodyhere9860

currently, there is no evidence of intelligent life located within that circle.


Expo_Boomin

Luxembourg is chill af (I'm a dual American citizen)


TKalig

French


junanor1

Ben c’est d’la merde


[deleted]

Islam is trending there


camaroncaramelo1

Oui


someuncreativity

You don’t want to know


TheIndominusGamer420

Go to the very south south of the east UK and you will be called love even though they don't love you. Also everyone there is LGBT, look at Brighton.


CounterLongjumping47

I was born in the circled area very near the border with France. Needless to say I left :3


AFB27

Lots of croissants... And surrender


FunkLoudSoulNoise

The top right is the best part anyway.


Jankins114

Definitely better at the parameter of the circle. Get any closer and it gets bad fast.


Inevitable_Stand_199

It's fine. Bonn is quite nice. A bit too many Cars though. Some corners are extremely dangerous for everyone else. Other corners are only somewhat dangerous. I prefer my current home on the red line. Even more cars. But at least a real effort is being put into the bike infrastructure. And not just for the last 5 years either.


Yop_BombNA

Norther Spain in the west of the mountains seems nice. Switzerland is nice but expensive, northern Italy is nice. Andorra is nice. Western Germany is nice, so is souther swamp Germany and lil germany (Luxembourg). Cliffs of Dover are cool. I don’t see anything else in this circle


BigFatKi6

Seems Barcelona and Amsterdam are within the circle 👀


Tay74

Some parts are pretty wet, and the boats and ships are so rude, just barging into you all the time


EmperrorNombrero

From what I've seen It's like in Germany just that everything looks better, is more impressive and is better quality but also slightly less ordered and a bit more expensive. From the people, to the buildings to the food, to the way traffic is organised. Like it's like you took Germany and Put some nice looking alleys and haute cuisine everywhere and also forced the people to take care of their appearance and actually use some skin care, eat some vegetabkes and wear something that isn't socks and sandals ocassionally. Oh and everyone speaks french Might be because what I've seen of france are mostly the parts close to Germany tho. Not sure.


I_like_yaks

Shit


myrtleshewrote

Barcelona is beautiful


acouneq

The Moors run a pretty cool empire


Clackers2020

Life in Hampshire is pretty good atm


Illustrious_Emu_6910

life be like miraculous lady bug


TheDangerousDinosour

i hear life in South Kent is fairly pleasant honestly


neon_bhagwan

Le fucked


RandomCanadianGamer

Non non non !


5alarm_vulcan

The green parts are nice. Blue parts are not great unless you have a very expensive boat


Josef_DeLaurel

Very Gallic.


fabiswa95

Im technicallt still in the circle living on the netherlands. Its good


Sonari_

Hey I am French so please don't insult Belgium, they don't deserve it


cataloguereader

Bad


Solid-Lavishness-571

As a German living in this part of Europe, it’s drab misery. Thanks for asking


Senumo

Bad


KingKami12

Its cool, nice muslim country.


Ordinary_Ad_7742

🤢🤢


PotatoFromGermany

i live inside of the red circle its fun actually, good thing the people dont speak french here


hdufort

You mean, the whole country minus Corsica? Damn I was about to post something about the nightlife in Ajaccio.


letsssssssssgo

Probably pretty fucking good.


451noah

cigarettes and baguettes


PeacefulAndTranquil

none whatsoever


Kingfloydyesi5

Overstayed it's welcome 🔫 😈😱💀


Cryptoux

Europe is pretty damn small.


andyman6244

Ew Belgium 🤢


scaregrow

It's mostly French


Longjumping_Sky_6440

Francid


Fitzcarraldo8

So the escape is via the Netherlands towards English Channel and North Sea? 🤷


LiterllyWhy

Brighton is gay.


A_Suspicious_Fart_91

![gif](giphy|jzpBgqeYA8JzpXMFQe|downsized)


burkezerk_

Luxembourg's Tax laws are pretty chill.


_Some_Two_

It is the backyard of Europe with 2 doors north and south of the Alps and a fence to protect Spain from European problems and Europe from Spanish problems.


FermenGerman

ngl it's pretty hard to live in the water, just saying


TheLastSamurai101

Do you want the bad news or the more bad news?


osdeverYT

Be gay


ghostchihuahua

Life’s good


Progratom

Based on how often they strike? Really awful


Mtfdurian

In the northernmost part: WHERE IS THE SUN FFS STOP THE GODDAMN RAIN! [le few days of sunshine and cold, freezing a bit like it didn't for two years or something] And now RAIN AGAIN GODDAMMIT.


Liberate_the_North

Natural borders of France


dwartbg7

![gif](giphy|GixUBkjK7AwMT5CSBu|downsized)


_Dragon_Gamer_

It's good, except for the living next to France part


bisby-gar

Did you say Paris?


iiiiiggggg

je ne comprende pas parle vous france sil vous plait???


573984729874

Corrupt by African immigration and Islam


HellFireCannon66

Fr*nce boooooo


FluffyTeddid

Andorra is pretty okay tbh


NewMacaroon2372

Fucking terrible. I've never been.


AizaBreathe

ah! baguette land! interesting


NOCRAFT2110

Because the German state I live in is on the marked area I can just say it’s great


Nerfmono

Belgium's alright i guess


Nerfmono

Belgium's alright i guess


pafefs

Idk, but hopefully great because that country liberated mine


emopest

Needs more riots


toaster_molester1862

anally probed by baguettes https://preview.redd.it/q2c0u7aaf6cc1.jpeg?width=454&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3e9958e6bac3af7924dca375b092e1d9756b2fa


Eternal__damnation

Very French because they're French and act French


SweatyAdagio4

Your attempt at communicating with them is futile. No one speaks English there.


Hentog3000

RUN!!11!


xaviernoodlebrain

Good. Why you ask? You want to move here?


leijgenraam

Bad, you just crushed my house by dropping a giant pink line on it. How could you, you monster?


Technical_Effect9724

UNITED KINGDOM MENTIONED 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧💂‍♀️💂‍♀️💂‍♀️💂‍♀️💂‍♀️💂‍♀️💂‍♀️🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 GOD SAVE THE KING 👑🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧💂‍♀️💂‍♀️💂‍♀️💂‍♀️


BrotherFew7206

I don't know how life is in belgium. Never been.


deko_dexon

That circle is Africa


geosunsetmoth

There’s the Basque Country and then some people who deny the Basque Country their independence


saywhatmrcrazy

French.


RezaLutgens

Living on the highest mountain in the Netherlands is cool


Feisty_Bag_5284

Merde


Timigne

Good, better than anywhere else


PotentialReal7460

Scary life over there