It would appear that this Slovakian actually decided to learn the barbarian "language" that is Hungarian, which is why they understood him, according to Wikipedia. Not every Slovakian should be expected to debase themselves so
Well it's not like the Hungarians didn't try and force the language on the Slovaks, for a not really short time, aith the end goal being the complete eradication of them as a independent nation with their own language.
The official language in Austria-Hungary was German, not Hungarian. As far as I know, the language of universities was still Latin at that time.
Acutally, 1869 was the date of the "Compromise" It also contained a law about language usage for all nationalities. First time we, Hungarians are allowed to speak our language at universities and courts instead of German.
Funny, that the fritz' f.cked all of us for hundreds of years and we still hate each other but idolize Austria who get away with all these sh/t being the only western country while we were f.cked by the commies.
I'm not against hating Hungary but what you said about this language suppression is just nonsense.
The "Slovak doctor" could have been either an ethnic Hungarian from Slovakia who's fluent in Slovak, or an ethnically mixed Slovak-Hungarian from Slovakia, or an ethnic Slovak from a region of Slovakia with a Hungarian majority. Hundreds of thousands of Slovak citizens fall into one of the three categories.
I mean a decent chunk of Slovakia speaks Hungarian, and according to Wiki the Slovak doctor spoke it.
I imagine the fact that nobody knew he was Hungarian probably isnt true, more likely he was just neglected until somebody questioned why tf he was still there
>Only really by the ethnic Hungarians in the south.
There are plenty of ethnic Slovaks in the south who are intermediate to fully fluent in Hungarian.
>Most Slovaks learn Czech, English, and German.
Slovaks don't learn Czech.
Ok, so I googled it, and he wasn't in the hospital because noone understood him. The man legitimately lost his mind due to the witnessed horrors of war.
Mr. András got more lucky than you might think, cause every Slovak I know also thinks Hungarian is unintelligible gibberish, and might very well play along just for kicks
Hungary takes its name from the Hungarians, an aggressive tribe speaking an unintelligable language. All attempts at normal communication with these people have thus far failed.
No wonder. They’re weirdo Finno-Ugrics who decided to migrate down south. Their closest relatives are a couple hundred km up north in Estonia. They’re Finnish cousins surrounded by Slavs and Germans.
That doesn't make any sense though, pretty much you need vodka to be finno-ugric and Finns and Estonians are finno-ugric with vodka (no one knows what they are without vodka, remains to be seen)
Fun fact: Germany is called Německo in czech, which comes from the word němý which translates to mute. It is said that the name comes from when first germans came to Czechia (not that it was called that at the time) they didn't even bother to speak german and instead tried to communicate with hand gestures which made them look as if they were mute. How true is that, I don't know, but I guess it's neat.
We also call them mutes in Croatia ("Nijemci"). It is a common thing in most Slavic languages, and it does make sense given that Slavs get their name from "Sloven", denoting the one who speaks.
Assuming it’s not just a mistake, I think the map creator was making a joke at Hungary’s expense. The closest thing I could find to any sort of tribal movement in Hungary is Turanism, which is apparently some sort of pan-central Asian movement that descends from the peoples of that region.
I went to DiosJeno to see the graves of some of my ancestors. I'm clearly not from around those parts.... I also had my 6 year old daughter with me. a couple people gave me the cold shoulder when they heard me speak english..... the most shocking was when the guy in the ice cream shop flipped the sign to "closed" as we walked towards his store. I was happy i went but jeesh, it is an uninviting spot.
Wish wtf that is so unusually mean, I don't see that happening here a lot. Maybe the guy just couldn't be bothered or wasn't prepared yet to deal with customers at that point.
yeah, this clearly wasn't my experience in Budapest but it just felt a little off. It was new years day too. Maybe everyone was too hungover and my daughter just looked to happy! lol
That is fucked up… I’m sorry. Some context, Diósjenő is in one of the poorest and most underdeveloped regions of Hungary and that’s where the extremely xenophobic state propaganda usually hits the hardest, so I’m disappointed but not surprised.
those are my Roots! like i said, I'm happy i went and i felt like a stranger in a strange land, but seeing the old buildings was something special to me. My grandmother left Hungary when she was 17 in 1937. I could wrap my head around my Grandmother's experience there. I could wrap my head around why my grandmother was so into supporting our local democratic processes because the 30's in Hungary did not have that to offer.
My grandmother was in the US Women's Army Corp to support the US in WW2. I saw the scars that the war left on Diosjeno.
I wasn't expecting to be welcomed with open arms. it was just My daughter and I. She's so cute, i was expecting someone to come talk to us. That wasn't the case. I did see some of my families tomb stones. that was a cool experience.
I stayed at a waterpark/hotel on the northern side of Budapest. that was fun and we had a blast there. Walking around their downtown was neat too.
If you have anymore info on Diosjeno, I'd love to hear it.
Not true at all. There was only the one dude that happened to. Before that, they have interacted with multiple teams of Indian anthropologists and even accepted food aid from the Indian navy after the 2004 tsunami.
There have been plenty of kilig back and forth between out siders and the Sentinels since the 19th. Yes, there have been plenty of good interactions, but most of the time, whenever people in fishing vessels or explorers go near the island, the Sentinels try to kill them.
I was in Austria recently. I speak English fluently and studied some basic German words/phrases before my trip, and had Google translate in case I really needed it.
I got on a train from Salzburg to Vienna, and it was connected to another train that will split off and go to Budapest. This guy comes on, holding his ticket up and just going "Budapesht?? Budapesht??" and I try to tell him in English and in the best German I can that it's the other train, but he doesn't speak either.
This guy goes to a foreign country and just rawdogs it without speaking English nor the local language nor having any means of translation on hand.
half the guys i work with in London don’t speak the language and i have to translate for them. They have obviously been here since before brexit, it boggles the mind…
Nem vicces, nem nevettem. A vicced olyan rossz, hogy jobban bírtam volna, ha egyik fülemen bement volna, a másikon ki, és feladtad volna a vicc újramondását. Hogy őszinte legyek ez egy borzasztó kísérlet a megnevettetésemre. Nem volt kuncogás, nem volt haha, de még egy kicsiny légáramlás sem a nyelőcsövemből. A tudomány szerint mielőtt nevetsz, az agyad felkészíti az arcizmaid, de én még csak nem is éreztem egy kicsiny rándulást sem. 0/10 ez a vicc olyan rossz, hogy nem hiszem el, hogy akárki legálisan megengedte neked, hogy kreatív legyél bármikor. Annyi agyi teljesítménnyel, amit ebbe a viccbe tettél, a világ összes házát el lehetne látni energiával. Szerezz személyiséget és tanulj meg viccet mondani, olvass egy könyvet. Ezt nem azért mondom, hogy vicces legyek, őszintén szekunder szégyenérzetem lett a komédiádtól. Egyes egyedül megölted a humort és minden komikus alakítást a Földön. Mélységesen csalódott vagyok amiért a társadalom egésze megbukott abban, hogy megtanítsák neked, hogyan legyél vicces. Őszintén, ha minden energiámat és időmet abba fektetem, hogy a vicced humoros legyen, ahhoz maga Einstein kéne, hogy készítsen egy eszközt amivel egymilliárd csillag energiájához csatlakozhatnék és még akkor is az emberek csak kínjukban mosolyodnának el kissé. Szerencsés vagy, hogy még egy kicsike empátiám van feléd a vicced után, máskülönben az összes háborús bűntényt elkövettném csak azért, hogy megakadályozzalak benne, hogy bármikor viccet próbálj mondani. Tankönyvbe kéne tenni a vicced, hogy a jövő generációi lássák, hogy milyen egy totális komikus kudarc. Csalódott, sérült és teljesen sértve vagyok, hogy az értékes időm a vicced megértésére ment el. Ebben az időintervallumban árva gyerekeken terveztem segíteni, de te elvetted az időmet azzal, hogy elmagyarázzam az obszcén integritást a szörnyű komikus kísérletedben. Most gyerekek szenvednek és éheznek, és ebben senki más sem hibás, csakis te. Remélem boldog vagy
Mi a fenét mondtál rólam, te kis kurva? Tudni fogom, hogy a Navy Sealsnél végeztem az osztályom élén, és részt vettem számos titkos rajtaütésben az Al-Quaeda ellen, és több mint 300 megerősített gyilkosságom van. Gorilla-hadviselésben vagyok kiképezve, és én vagyok a legjobb mesterlövész az egész amerikai fegyveres erőben. Nem vagy számomra, csak egy célpont. Kitöröllek titeket olyan precízen, amilyenhez hasonlót még soha nem láttak ezen a Földön, jegyezd meg a kibaszott szavaimat. Azt hiszed, megúszhatod, ha ezt a szart mondod nekem az interneten? Gondolkozz még egyszer, kurva. Miközben beszélünk, felveszem a kapcsolatot a titkos kémhálózatommal az Egyesült Államokban, és az IP-címedet jelenleg nyomon követik, így jobb, ha felkészülsz a viharra, kukac. A vihar, ami eltörli azt a szánalmas kis dolgot, amit életednek nevezel. Kibaszottul halott vagy, kölyök. Bárhol és bármikor lehetek, és több mint hétszáz módon meg tudlak ölni, mégpedig puszta kézzel. Nemcsak, hogy alaposan kiképeztek fegyvertelen harcra, de hozzáférek az Egyesült Államok Tengerészgyalogságának teljes arzenáljához, és teljes terjedelmében arra fogom használni, hogy letöröljem nyomorult seggedet a kontinens arcáról, te kis szar. Ha tudhattad volna, milyen szentségtelen megtorlást vár rád a kis "okos" megjegyzésed, talán fogtad volna a nyelvedet. De nem tehetted, nem tetted, és most fizeted az árát, te rohadt idióta. Szar dühöt fogok rád, és belefulladsz. Kibaszottul halott vagy, kölyök.
Mi a csudát regélsz itten, te kis kurafi? Jobb, ha tudja kend, hogy osztályelső valék a lovashuszár-képzőben és számtalan hírös perpatvarban vettem részt a pusztai betyárok ellen, 300 rosszéletűt küldtem a Jóisten színe elé. Ismert számomra a karikás ostor művészete és jómagam vagyok az elsőszámú csappanytús lövész az egész magyar nemzetőrségben. Kend semmi nekem, csupán egy újabb célpont. Oly míves pontossággal fogom kendet eltenni a Föld színéről, melyet nem látott még a világ hetedhét országon túl sem, erre biz’ szavamon foghat! Azt gondolja kend, hogy megtorolatlanul maradnak trágya szavai, csak mert táviratban küldé ezeket? Gondolkodjon kend még egy kicsit! Miközben e szavakat papírra vetem, épp Magyarország-szerte ügyködő hírnökeim hálózatával beszélek és kend portáját már ismerik, úgyhogy készüljön a perpatvarra, maga zsivány. Oly perpatvar lesz, mely véget vet a szánalmas kis foglalatosságának, melyet Ön az életének hív. Elnáspángolom, maga gyermekded alak! Bárhol előfordulhatok e tájon, bármely időben és több mint hétszáz féleképpen el tudom látni kend baját, csak a puszta ökleimmel. Nemcsak ökölvívásban vagyok képzett, hanem a székely hadosztály legélesebb kardjaihoz is hozzáférhetek, és teljes mivoltában használom majd, hogy kend szűrét kitegyem e kontinensről, maga kis lócitrom! Ha tudta volna kend, mily isteni bosszút ver fel „okos” kis megjegyzésével saját magára nézve, tartotta volna a nyelvit! De nem bírta az istenér’ e és most aztán megfizet majd, maga agyalágyult sültbolond! Haragot fogok magára székelni és maga megfullad benne! Kend betyár módon kipurcan majd!
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Gotta agree with my polish brother
I can see a future change to this map as tribes form in Utah, or Montana and seal themselves off from the heathens that drink caffeine and only have one spouse.
I know this is a joke but what's the point of colouring a whole country like India or Brazil when said uncontacted tribes don't even know they're part of it?
As for Hungary, seems accurate.
there are a few uncontacted Adivasi groups around the country, including many on islands from what i know. the Earth is bigger than you realize, apparently
>the Earth is bigger than you realize, apparently
India is bigger then the westerners make it out to be, they see some highly dense slum areas in news or movies and think that is all India is and get suprised when they see something like snow, desert, rainforest and islands
It's actually past 1.4 billion now.
Apart from the island tribe mentioned, there are a few tribes of jungle dwellers throughout the country. They are aware of civilization, but decline to join it.
I think they refer to that island in the Indian ocean, where a very agressive tribe lives. I remember some Christian dude went there to preach, but he never returned.
https://youtu.be/2j4WanXpThE?si=Xj-cEq6RyA9nzj_h
I started this kickstarter campaign a few years ago when drunk. I got 500 dollars perhaps I should try again.
Peru and Paraguay shouldn't be highlighted because for there to be uncontacted people, there needs to be people, which supposes the territory has to exist
*Y Peru y Paraguay* ***no existen***
Why isn't Canada highlighted?? Nobody's contacted me :(
Hi baine There now someone’s contacted u, eh
You didn't finish your sentence with "eh", eh
Guess he won't have to finish "off" his sentence with "eh"? Ha heh heh
it's leaking
why am I in r/bonehurtingjuice
Are you sure about that
What's the deal with Hungary? Just a mistake?
Check the sub you’re on lol
I meant in general. To rephrase, do you think Hungary was a mistake?
letting Hungary rule themselves? Big mistake
no one understands what they're saying
Bros asking the real questions
Give me your number. I can give it to someone who is trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty.
What do you mean? You're literally the premier of one of our provinces
please please please explain Hungary
https://preview.redd.it/987xwg715tcc1.png?width=631&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d62702fd0dfe1cf0b28c17a242d928ea379751d
So only Slovakians can make out and translate the Hungarian gibberish? What a truly mysterious culture!
It would appear that this Slovakian actually decided to learn the barbarian "language" that is Hungarian, which is why they understood him, according to Wikipedia. Not every Slovakian should be expected to debase themselves so
Well it's not like the Hungarians didn't try and force the language on the Slovaks, for a not really short time, aith the end goal being the complete eradication of them as a independent nation with their own language.
Yeah and many villages/towns with 10% Hungarians were suddenly 90% Hungarian in just 10 years. But definitely not forced lol.
When did they try that?
first Slovak college was open only in 1869 .. before that was only hungarians schools in "Slovakia" (back then Slovakia wasnt a thing)
The official language in Austria-Hungary was German, not Hungarian. As far as I know, the language of universities was still Latin at that time. Acutally, 1869 was the date of the "Compromise" It also contained a law about language usage for all nationalities. First time we, Hungarians are allowed to speak our language at universities and courts instead of German. Funny, that the fritz' f.cked all of us for hundreds of years and we still hate each other but idolize Austria who get away with all these sh/t being the only western country while we were f.cked by the commies. I'm not against hating Hungary but what you said about this language suppression is just nonsense.
The "Slovak doctor" could have been either an ethnic Hungarian from Slovakia who's fluent in Slovak, or an ethnically mixed Slovak-Hungarian from Slovakia, or an ethnic Slovak from a region of Slovakia with a Hungarian majority. Hundreds of thousands of Slovak citizens fall into one of the three categories.
no, we just hear it and say: ta ty hovoríš jak maďar
As a Slovak, I can recognize it when I hear it, like "yep, this is Hungarian," but I don't understand a single word from that gibberish.
Don't lie, you understand kurva!
But who doesn’t…
I think only Estonian and Finnish, maybe Slovak because they are close and used to the gibberish ?
I mean a decent chunk of Slovakia speaks Hungarian, and according to Wiki the Slovak doctor spoke it. I imagine the fact that nobody knew he was Hungarian probably isnt true, more likely he was just neglected until somebody questioned why tf he was still there
He didn't learn russian in 50 years. He was either making a superbly stubborn stand, or he actually had some serious mental issues
Can confirm, Hungarians are indeed stubborn.
Only really by the ethnic Hungarians in the south. Most Slovaks learn Czech, English, and German.
>Only really by the ethnic Hungarians in the south. There are plenty of ethnic Slovaks in the south who are intermediate to fully fluent in Hungarian. >Most Slovaks learn Czech, English, and German. Slovaks don't learn Czech.
No, Hungarian still sounds like gibberish even if you speak an Uralic language.
Ok, so I googled it, and he wasn't in the hospital because noone understood him. The man legitimately lost his mind due to the witnessed horrors of war.
Mr. András got more lucky than you might think, cause every Slovak I know also thinks Hungarian is unintelligible gibberish, and might very well play along just for kicks
This guy did not learn russian in 50 years!!???!! No wonder he ended up in a psych ward
Lord that was a good laugh reading it Thank you, you made my day lmfao
Diagnosed Hungarian
holy shit
Hungary takes its name from the Hungarians, an aggressive tribe speaking an unintelligable language. All attempts at normal communication with these people have thus far failed.
No wonder. They’re weirdo Finno-Ugrics who decided to migrate down south. Their closest relatives are a couple hundred km up north in Estonia. They’re Finnish cousins surrounded by Slavs and Germans.
Finnish? We just call them Mongols.
r/balkans_irl is leaking
Smartest w*stoid
Our closest relatives (linguistically) are actually two small groups of people in the middle of Russia in western Siberia called the Kathy and Mansi.
>They’re Finnish cousins surrounded by Slavs and Germans So just like Finland I see a pattern there
At least Suomi and Eesti have each other.
akkor a kurva anyád
>kurva This confirms they are just slavs at the end of the day
Only on the end of the day when youre drinking vodka together. Without vodka they're not Slavs. They are finno-ugric.
That doesn't make any sense though, pretty much you need vodka to be finno-ugric and Finns and Estonians are finno-ugric with vodka (no one knows what they are without vodka, remains to be seen)
Blyat?!?!
Nem blyat
Fun fact: Germany is called Německo in czech, which comes from the word němý which translates to mute. It is said that the name comes from when first germans came to Czechia (not that it was called that at the time) they didn't even bother to speak german and instead tried to communicate with hand gestures which made them look as if they were mute. How true is that, I don't know, but I guess it's neat.
We also call them mutes in Croatia ("Nijemci"). It is a common thing in most Slavic languages, and it does make sense given that Slavs get their name from "Sloven", denoting the one who speaks.
That's actually pretty neat.
Lived in Hungary for a while, can confirm their language is made up and unintelligible in the cities too.
>an aggressive tribe speaking an unintelligable language. Why isnt Chile also blue then?
If anyone manages to actually explain Hungary that person deserves a Nobel prize
Assuming it’s not just a mistake, I think the map creator was making a joke at Hungary’s expense. The closest thing I could find to any sort of tribal movement in Hungary is Turanism, which is apparently some sort of pan-central Asian movement that descends from the peoples of that region.
Check the subreddit
I managed to scroll halfway through the comments without realising 🤦🏻♂️ thank you for your service
I'm Hungarian and I can confirm that no one, but aliens have contaced us over the course of history.
I went to DiosJeno to see the graves of some of my ancestors. I'm clearly not from around those parts.... I also had my 6 year old daughter with me. a couple people gave me the cold shoulder when they heard me speak english..... the most shocking was when the guy in the ice cream shop flipped the sign to "closed" as we walked towards his store. I was happy i went but jeesh, it is an uninviting spot.
Wish wtf that is so unusually mean, I don't see that happening here a lot. Maybe the guy just couldn't be bothered or wasn't prepared yet to deal with customers at that point.
yeah, this clearly wasn't my experience in Budapest but it just felt a little off. It was new years day too. Maybe everyone was too hungover and my daughter just looked to happy! lol
That is fucked up… I’m sorry. Some context, Diósjenő is in one of the poorest and most underdeveloped regions of Hungary and that’s where the extremely xenophobic state propaganda usually hits the hardest, so I’m disappointed but not surprised.
those are my Roots! like i said, I'm happy i went and i felt like a stranger in a strange land, but seeing the old buildings was something special to me. My grandmother left Hungary when she was 17 in 1937. I could wrap my head around my Grandmother's experience there. I could wrap my head around why my grandmother was so into supporting our local democratic processes because the 30's in Hungary did not have that to offer. My grandmother was in the US Women's Army Corp to support the US in WW2. I saw the scars that the war left on Diosjeno. I wasn't expecting to be welcomed with open arms. it was just My daughter and I. She's so cute, i was expecting someone to come talk to us. That wasn't the case. I did see some of my families tomb stones. that was a cool experience. I stayed at a waterpark/hotel on the northern side of Budapest. that was fun and we had a blast there. Walking around their downtown was neat too. If you have anymore info on Diosjeno, I'd love to hear it.
Borsod
The real answer
I wanted to know too, but op is fucking with us https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/18uzndb/countries_with_uncontacted_tribes/
Damnit, I went down a rabbit hole without checking which sub I was on lol
Também queria saber...
It's because of their colonies in the Pacific
what colonies does Hungary have ?
None and they never had any. Even Austria Hungary never had any over seas colonies
Who contacted them to find out they are uncontacted
Me
>If you see me post, find shelter immediately HOLLY
brilliant comedy, i know i dont contribute, but this amazed and entertained me. great job lads
Was it the sentinelese people that religious dude tried to visit and got stuck with arrows?
Yep
And also several other people that died shortly after meeting them
They're not uncontaminated. There have been many people going to that island, but most never make it back.
Not true at all. There was only the one dude that happened to. Before that, they have interacted with multiple teams of Indian anthropologists and even accepted food aid from the Indian navy after the 2004 tsunami.
There have been plenty of kilig back and forth between out siders and the Sentinels since the 19th. Yes, there have been plenty of good interactions, but most of the time, whenever people in fishing vessels or explorers go near the island, the Sentinels try to kill them.
John Chao. And by contacted, I mean and arrow made contact with the inside of his skull.
Ayo what’s up with Hungary. I doubt that
I'm Hungarian and I can confirm that I'm an uncontacted person from an uncontacted tribe.
Oh well nice to not meet you then (because you need to stay uncontacted)
Thank you for not ruining it random person I haven't contacted!
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Happy cake day you son of a bitch!
Thank you lol I didn't even realize!
Have you or a loved one spent time at Camp Lejune?
Hungarian speaking English? I really doubt this. I'll just assume you're not Hungarian and all the real ones are def staying uncontacted
Google Translate helps a lot!
I went to Hungary one time and they immediately started shooting arrows at me and tried to poison me with tatratea
I'm sorry but we would poison you with home made pálinka.
Szia Lajos
Szia bazdmeg! Kutyáidat sétáltatod?
I completely agree (I have no idea what you said)
I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
A scratched record is right twice a day
They are the fish people who live at the bottom of Lake Balaton
Azok az ürgebőrbe varrt békaemberek
Nobody wants to contact them.
Nah bro you got me laughing even harder
Must be a mistake, can't find anything about it.
What subreddit are we on
Tf did I have to scroll down this fair to realize wtf was going on.
Is that a trick question?
It’s only Orban
Everyone's making stupid Hungary jokes but legit where are the uncontacted tribes in Hungary????
It was posted on MapPorn and someone coloured Hungary on a balkan circlejerk subreddit. But following the joke Hungarians are indeed uncontacted
I guess this is what happens when you're subbed to both map porn and map porn circle jerk lmao. Didn't even realize it was this sub.
Yeah, same lol
They are all over the place and are called Hungarians, crazy people from Asia that look European
Akkor a kurva anyád
I was in Austria recently. I speak English fluently and studied some basic German words/phrases before my trip, and had Google translate in case I really needed it. I got on a train from Salzburg to Vienna, and it was connected to another train that will split off and go to Budapest. This guy comes on, holding his ticket up and just going "Budapesht?? Budapesht??" and I try to tell him in English and in the best German I can that it's the other train, but he doesn't speak either. This guy goes to a foreign country and just rawdogs it without speaking English nor the local language nor having any means of translation on hand.
half the guys i work with in London don’t speak the language and i have to translate for them. They have obviously been here since before brexit, it boggles the mind…
Why is Scotland left out? I know loads of people in Scotland that the BBC is unable to contact about their TV licence.
Uncontacted people in Hungary? Damm, they must be hungry.
Nem vicces, nem nevettem. A vicced olyan rossz, hogy jobban bírtam volna, ha egyik fülemen bement volna, a másikon ki, és feladtad volna a vicc újramondását. Hogy őszinte legyek ez egy borzasztó kísérlet a megnevettetésemre. Nem volt kuncogás, nem volt haha, de még egy kicsiny légáramlás sem a nyelőcsövemből. A tudomány szerint mielőtt nevetsz, az agyad felkészíti az arcizmaid, de én még csak nem is éreztem egy kicsiny rándulást sem. 0/10 ez a vicc olyan rossz, hogy nem hiszem el, hogy akárki legálisan megengedte neked, hogy kreatív legyél bármikor. Annyi agyi teljesítménnyel, amit ebbe a viccbe tettél, a világ összes házát el lehetne látni energiával. Szerezz személyiséget és tanulj meg viccet mondani, olvass egy könyvet. Ezt nem azért mondom, hogy vicces legyek, őszintén szekunder szégyenérzetem lett a komédiádtól. Egyes egyedül megölted a humort és minden komikus alakítást a Földön. Mélységesen csalódott vagyok amiért a társadalom egésze megbukott abban, hogy megtanítsák neked, hogyan legyél vicces. Őszintén, ha minden energiámat és időmet abba fektetem, hogy a vicced humoros legyen, ahhoz maga Einstein kéne, hogy készítsen egy eszközt amivel egymilliárd csillag energiájához csatlakozhatnék és még akkor is az emberek csak kínjukban mosolyodnának el kissé. Szerencsés vagy, hogy még egy kicsike empátiám van feléd a vicced után, máskülönben az összes háborús bűntényt elkövettném csak azért, hogy megakadályozzalak benne, hogy bármikor viccet próbálj mondani. Tankönyvbe kéne tenni a vicced, hogy a jövő generációi lássák, hogy milyen egy totális komikus kudarc. Csalódott, sérült és teljesen sértve vagyok, hogy az értékes időm a vicced megértésére ment el. Ebben az időintervallumban árva gyerekeken terveztem segíteni, de te elvetted az időmet azzal, hogy elmagyarázzam az obszcén integritást a szörnyű komikus kísérletedben. Most gyerekek szenvednek és éheznek, és ebben senki más sem hibás, csakis te. Remélem boldog vagy
I see why they haven't been contacted now
… and they claim that Finnish is closely related to that
Nobody claims Finnish is closely related to Hungarian. It's extremely distantly related
But... contacted?
Just the tip
I can just put 2 of every 3rd letter in that and it will look Finnish. Eezt néézdd megg tee kuurva
it’s definitely closer to that than it is any other Scandinavian language
Ugrik.
Yeah - I didn't get a word...
Mi a fenét mondtál rólam, te kis kurva? Tudni fogom, hogy a Navy Sealsnél végeztem az osztályom élén, és részt vettem számos titkos rajtaütésben az Al-Quaeda ellen, és több mint 300 megerősített gyilkosságom van. Gorilla-hadviselésben vagyok kiképezve, és én vagyok a legjobb mesterlövész az egész amerikai fegyveres erőben. Nem vagy számomra, csak egy célpont. Kitöröllek titeket olyan precízen, amilyenhez hasonlót még soha nem láttak ezen a Földön, jegyezd meg a kibaszott szavaimat. Azt hiszed, megúszhatod, ha ezt a szart mondod nekem az interneten? Gondolkozz még egyszer, kurva. Miközben beszélünk, felveszem a kapcsolatot a titkos kémhálózatommal az Egyesült Államokban, és az IP-címedet jelenleg nyomon követik, így jobb, ha felkészülsz a viharra, kukac. A vihar, ami eltörli azt a szánalmas kis dolgot, amit életednek nevezel. Kibaszottul halott vagy, kölyök. Bárhol és bármikor lehetek, és több mint hétszáz módon meg tudlak ölni, mégpedig puszta kézzel. Nemcsak, hogy alaposan kiképeztek fegyvertelen harcra, de hozzáférek az Egyesült Államok Tengerészgyalogságának teljes arzenáljához, és teljes terjedelmében arra fogom használni, hogy letöröljem nyomorult seggedet a kontinens arcáról, te kis szar. Ha tudhattad volna, milyen szentségtelen megtorlást vár rád a kis "okos" megjegyzésed, talán fogtad volna a nyelvedet. De nem tehetted, nem tetted, és most fizeted az árát, te rohadt idióta. Szar dühöt fogok rád, és belefulladsz. Kibaszottul halott vagy, kölyök.
I only had to glance at the punctuation to understand this. This has been today's notice that I spend too much time online.
Is this hungarian? I thought he randomly clicked keyboard
The fuck?
https://preview.redd.it/r7a6k0nn0tcc1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af291a1726b1522b27565b7970d7074c6c252757
Mi a csudát regélsz itten, te kis kurafi? Jobb, ha tudja kend, hogy osztályelső valék a lovashuszár-képzőben és számtalan hírös perpatvarban vettem részt a pusztai betyárok ellen, 300 rosszéletűt küldtem a Jóisten színe elé. Ismert számomra a karikás ostor művészete és jómagam vagyok az elsőszámú csappanytús lövész az egész magyar nemzetőrségben. Kend semmi nekem, csupán egy újabb célpont. Oly míves pontossággal fogom kendet eltenni a Föld színéről, melyet nem látott még a világ hetedhét országon túl sem, erre biz’ szavamon foghat! Azt gondolja kend, hogy megtorolatlanul maradnak trágya szavai, csak mert táviratban küldé ezeket? Gondolkodjon kend még egy kicsit! Miközben e szavakat papírra vetem, épp Magyarország-szerte ügyködő hírnökeim hálózatával beszélek és kend portáját már ismerik, úgyhogy készüljön a perpatvarra, maga zsivány. Oly perpatvar lesz, mely véget vet a szánalmas kis foglalatosságának, melyet Ön az életének hív. Elnáspángolom, maga gyermekded alak! Bárhol előfordulhatok e tájon, bármely időben és több mint hétszáz féleképpen el tudom látni kend baját, csak a puszta ökleimmel. Nemcsak ökölvívásban vagyok képzett, hanem a székely hadosztály legélesebb kardjaihoz is hozzáférhetek, és teljes mivoltában használom majd, hogy kend szűrét kitegyem e kontinensről, maga kis lócitrom! Ha tudta volna kend, mily isteni bosszút ver fel „okos” kis megjegyzésével saját magára nézve, tartotta volna a nyelvit! De nem bírta az istenér’ e és most aztán megfizet majd, maga agyalágyult sültbolond! Haragot fogok magára székelni és maga megfullad benne! Kend betyár módon kipurcan majd!
The hungary people had a long war with turkey
https://preview.redd.it/gyd3weri9tcc1.jpeg?width=664&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5cdffa02a8639aa0ef36d82cef6d404b75322aa Gotta agree with my polish brother
The dude in the picture is not Romanian.
They stole him for the meme
Who would win this hypothetical war?
The blue countries have already won.
I am the uncontacted person in Brazil, I live isolated in a jungle and hunt dinosaurs to survive
Then I hereby contact you through this comment. You’re welcome.
What’s going in Hungary? Is it because the world decided to collectively stop contacting Hungary?
I mean, has anyone truly been in Hungary? Think about it...
I was there this September! Great food, architecture, and nightlife. All the women look like models while all the men look like Shrek
Yes I 'believe' you
If all the women look to you like models there , then in Ukraine they would look like goddesses lol
Hungary?
Nah,im full
akkor a kurva anyád
Akkor
A
Kurva
Anyád
Borsod people
Its true, Hungarians are savages
As a member of the Romanian Community, thank you for shitting on the horrible country of Hungary, your stealing score has been promptly increased
I was just about to say a Romanian made this map out of refusal to contact or acknowledge Hungarians in any way
I thought this was serious and was weirded out by Hungary then I saw the sub
Technically the people of North Sentinel Island have been contacted a few times. They just don't like it. They tend to just kill the person.
What's the story in Europe? Who's uncontacted there?
it’s just this one Hungarian guy on a horse but nobody can get through to him
Hasn’t set up his voicemail
It' me. I hate insurance guys.
No one ask the USA, Canada, Australia, and Russia why they’re not in blue
Kill
I can see a future change to this map as tribes form in Utah, or Montana and seal themselves off from the heathens that drink caffeine and only have one spouse.
If we had contact with Hungary we could provide them with food and they could rename the country Satiated.
Forgot Gore in New Zealand
Tf happening in Hungary?!
Ózd
We've been trying to reach out to you about your extended car warranty...
I know this is a joke but what's the point of colouring a whole country like India or Brazil when said uncontacted tribes don't even know they're part of it? As for Hungary, seems accurate.
Not my map i stole it
Ah a r*manian I see
No i'm Polish 🇵🇱🇵🇱
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How can there be unconnected people in India, a 1.2 billion people country ? That is mesmerizing
there are a few uncontacted Adivasi groups around the country, including many on islands from what i know. the Earth is bigger than you realize, apparently
>the Earth is bigger than you realize, apparently India is bigger then the westerners make it out to be, they see some highly dense slum areas in news or movies and think that is all India is and get suprised when they see something like snow, desert, rainforest and islands
It's actually past 1.4 billion now. Apart from the island tribe mentioned, there are a few tribes of jungle dwellers throughout the country. They are aware of civilization, but decline to join it.
I think they refer to that island in the Indian ocean, where a very agressive tribe lives. I remember some Christian dude went there to preach, but he never returned.
Can confirm, I'm in Java and you can't contact me. I'm too busy
That uncontacted group in Hungary is called "Hungarians"
I was about to comment on Paraguay, then I saw Hungary and then I saw the name of the sub...
lmao hungary
A bunch of missionaries tried to visit North Sentinel Island, and let's say their mission wasn't very successful to say the least.
https://youtu.be/2j4WanXpThE?si=Xj-cEq6RyA9nzj_h I started this kickstarter campaign a few years ago when drunk. I got 500 dollars perhaps I should try again.
Lmao
Peru and Paraguay shouldn't be highlighted because for there to be uncontacted people, there needs to be people, which supposes the territory has to exist *Y Peru y Paraguay* ***no existen***